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@somie___
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11 months
another banger 🤭😍
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@somie___
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11 months
“this is why i always stay single” boy why’re you here THEN???????? #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
new grabbers 🥹
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@somie___
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11 months
@ssameeyra it's reparations, so sorry it had to be him :(
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@somie___
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10 months
tired of seeing these dumb ass gestures on love island i’m not even gone lie. so pathetic and corny. like abeg let’s move on to important things #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
without my heart ft don jazzy 🤤
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@somie___
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3 months
i just wish we would stop with the “now i know what men have been going through” brand of tweets 😔🧎🏾‍♀️
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@somie___
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2 years
they don’t give thanks o, they go around wearing colored contacts 😡
@sadjei__
Aunty Sal
2 years
If you have good eyesight, always give thanks to God hm
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@somie___
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1 year
man fuck the obamas for this useless discourse, now i have to be subjected to rubbish like this everyday on the tl
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Yennifer 🇭🇳
1 year
Michelle Obama said in her recent IG post: “Do you want a wedding or do you want a lifelong partnership?” Pleaseeee. She gagged us a bit.
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@somie___
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2 years
funny cause the first song i ever heard migos on was a justin bieber song in 2014 🥺
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@somie___
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3 years
people need to leave this babe alone abeg. fuck all of y’all that piled on her
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@somie___
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10 months
this episode better end with a public vote. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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2 years
i dressed up a lot in may 👉🏾👈🏾
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@somie___
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3 years
Friendship is sweet 😭😭😭 I love seeing inseparable women friends
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@somie___
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1 year
@iamrenike lmaoooooo i promise you this is exactly what just went down 💀💀
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@somie___
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1 year
@pplcallmeissy it’s such a weird choice considering the music is terrible. like what even is there to stan?
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@somie___
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8 years
Hellurrr
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@somie___
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3 years
Fuck me 🥺
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@somie___
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2 years
king promise makes such sweeeet songs fork
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@somie___
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6 years
I was actually never a hugger till like 200 level. CU people sha like to hug. I was forced to learn
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@somie___
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1 year
king promise’s labadi makes me so happy 😭😭😭😭 like yes yes, my body, my body tonight 🥹☺️
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@somie___
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1 year
olivia and maxwell can fuck off abeg. #loveisland
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@somie___
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11 months
king promise put crack in this terminator song 😭
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@somie___
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1 year
the miscommunication trope gives me so much anxiety like just explain completely and move tf on
@nhoodpublicist
The Neighborhood Publicist
1 year
What’s a trope in tv shows or movies that makes you irrationally upset?
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@somie___
somaga
3 years
Funny men, why’re you tryna make everyone laugh? #my10ickcommandments
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@somie___
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11 months
tyrique said “you deserve this” NA GIFT????? #LoveIsland
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@somie___
somaga
4 years
This is why they shouldn’t do it? 💀💀
@_Ortodox
Oris
4 years
See the stigma of abusing a woman stays with you always man. You can steal and be forgiven like everyone has stolen before but when you abuse, when someone else abuses, they reference you. You're like in the hall of fame or something. Don't do it
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@somie___
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5 years
Dancing naked to r2bees’ tonight while eating cashew nuts, mangoes and icheku 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
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@somie___
somaga
11 months
yeah so pull the fuck out. are you an animal???
@bolu_ay
Paul Atreides
11 months
Raw sweet man, can’t even blame Chief 😔
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@somie___
somaga
6 years
😍😍😍😍
@mefeater
MEFeater Magazine
6 years
Lupita Glowing 💛
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@somie___
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1 year
for now man, everyone is boring me. i need charm, i need personality. i need a damilola and ekin su ffs
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@somie___
somaga
1 year
seeeeeee bodyyyyyyyy! rema you will always be famous 😂
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@somie___
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2 years
@JerrieRotimi we sincerely apologize jerrie, we won’t do it again,
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@somie___
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1 year
fuck you barrack and fuck you michelle
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@somie___
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11 months
catherine is too nice and too quick to express how she feels about these boys. girl stop it for a second pleaseeeeee 😭 #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
anything about publicly associating myself with a company i work for? count me OUT 😂
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@somie___
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1 year
this is THE one 😭😭😭
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@NotTramBraxton
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1 year
What nottramar tweet are you?
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@somie___
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14 days
@Ellsx__ rahhh this one is cute!!!!
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@somie___
somaga
7 years
ARE THEY BEYONCÉ FAM?????? I think the fuck nottttttt
@Daniel_Soff
Lanre Soff 🇳🇬🇳🇬
7 years
People have twins everyday b
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@somie___
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5 years
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@somie___
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6 years
@goodreads The Weasleyssss ❤️
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@somie___
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7 years
LOOK AT THIS ONE 😭😻😻😻😻😻😻
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@somie___
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11 months
kris jenner works hard but mitch works harder wtf #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
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@somie___
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1 year
this one 😭😭
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@NoEmmeG
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1 year
Which OhemmeG/NoEmmeG tweet are you?🫣
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@somie___
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1 year
SAMIE WHY ARE YOU NOT FEELING THIS GORGEOUS BOY FFS 😭😭😭 #loveIsland
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@somie___
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7 years
MY MUMMY JUST BECAME A JUDGE!!! So proud of her 😭😭😭😭❤✨
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@somie___
somaga
2 years
honestly, the weekend is already over i’m devastated
@ThatGirlDayo
deezus
2 years
Why is today so fucking fast? Swear I just woke up
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@somie___
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4 years
@byMuyiwa When in reality, it’s always the men. But let’s not talk about that 😬
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@somie___
somaga
4 years
Shut the fuck up
@KhidKhordi
Cordell.
4 years
Whenever we say babes don’t like each other, it’s like we’re the enemy. We’re not fighting with you people. You’re the ones battling yourselves.
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@somie___
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5 years
@ozzyetomi Yup. Cause I feel awkward asking anyone for my things back 😩
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@somie___
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1 year
LMAOOOO ron. this ron. he’s legit telling kai that samie looked disappointed 🤣🤣 and she did #loveisland
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@somie___
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2 years
wow 👉🏾👈🏾
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@somie___
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2 months
set yourself up because she’s in fact prettier than kim
@d0llysprite
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2 months
calling kim ugly is crazy when this is what u look like.. self awareness is needed
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@somie___
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2 years
i swear these celebrities don’t speak up about sexual assault and domestic violence as much as this oh. i’ve never heard zoe once speak up so all this one na okoto meow, if you have beef with will, just say so
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@somie___
somaga
3 years
Is she trying to shame two women for talking about sex because she thinks it’s me? Is it crack abeg
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@somie___
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5 years
Is this nigga crying?
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@somie___
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7 years
James Arthur's whole album 😭❤
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@somie___
somaga
2 years
july 🤭
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@somie___
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11 months
catherine??????? can we not?????? #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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11 months
he said under the radar to molly. chineke nna #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
nahhhh everyone’s moving like a bitch! olivia, lana, ron, casey, max, everyone! #loveisland
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@somie___
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11 months
and why is molly smiling? #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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10 months
@Deenike no let’s talk about it 😂 because has she not given enough??? like okay kim wants to work till she dies but she didn’t give us “kim there’s people that are dying” 💅🏾
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@somie___
somaga
5 years
@Infatuate_Meee
Alien Princess 🌗
5 years
Can y’all retweet with ur fav selfie video!?? Trying to see some beautiful people
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@somie___
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11 months
MOLLY GO HOME ARE YOU JOBLESS #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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6 years
Yass
@MaleekBerry
Maleek Berry
6 years
First Daze Of Winter : EP ! Release Date & Pre-Order Loading ! Finally 🌌⚡️🌌 !!
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@somie___
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1 year
my toxic trait is that i think i sound like ariana when i sing
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@somie___
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4 years
King promise 🥺😍
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@somie___
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3 years
Feeling wanted >>>>>
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@somie___
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11 months
LMAOOOO she doesn’t even wanna sleep in the same bed with him. he’s done out here #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
and fuck that book as well
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@somie___
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1 year
wait o, how long should eggs boil for?
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@somie___
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7 years
Better leave Sarabi and Simba out of your disgusting schemes tueh
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@somie___
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3 years
@FisayoLonge @NikusAkans You’re both dumb bitches
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@somie___
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11 months
you can tell that catherine, whitney, jess and ella like each other 🥹 #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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5 years
Three days 😭😭😭😭 I cannot wait
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@somie___
somaga
1 year
she’s TAKING IT
@ourhermitage
I Choose Violence
1 year
This new ENERGY choreography >>> Ok Bey 👏🏾👏🏾
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@somie___
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1 year
tiwa savage was in her bag when she said “if you like, buy azul. me sef, i buy my own”
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@somie___
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5 years
Me using all my emails and my friends emails to vote for Lio even though I know the stupid captains, media and coaches will mess this up for me
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@somie___
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11 months
montel did you even want to kiss this girl??? #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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1 year
oh this is adorable 🤭
@GRVlagos
Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour
5 years
Here is my amazing mother campaigning vigorously for her dear son 👇.
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@somie___
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1 year
keep crying o. don’t go and get your money up like she advised.
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@somie___
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1 year
trap rema is the ultimate rema
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@somie___
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1 year
this guy is the literal ultimate jinx
@UTDTrey
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1 year
Kane simply never misses
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@somie___
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10 months
lmaoooo i just find it funny that no one has called tyrique or sammy rude but it’s scott they have energy for. toh #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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10 months
SCOTT GAGGED HER what’re they getting mad for? silly people #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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3 years
@BeeBabs He definitely said that shit.
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@somie___
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2 years
@samlogic_ sugar daddy $$$$
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@somie___
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7 years
Lmao or she actually doesn't
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@somie___
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10 months
TYRIQUE IS FUMING LMFAOOOOO #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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10 years
@ENews my #CelebDreamDate would be @justinbieber because he is very romantic and sure knows how to make a girl smile 😊😊😍😍
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@somie___
somaga
7 years
We are not our mothers and we def won't be marrying our fathers. Shut your mouth and pack your own damn plates you dumb fuck
@Otedola_
big smoke
7 years
Some people are mad, your FATHER that is the head of the house does he pack his own plates ?? Doesn't mean he's using your mum as a slave
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@somie___
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2 years
i don’t think ckay knows what he did with lose you. i wonder if he knows he created perfection 😭
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@somie___
somaga
2 years
platonic? immediately tbh 😂
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@somie___
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11 months
lmaoooooooooooo ella said i thought you’d pick molly lmfaoooooooo #LoveIsland
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@somie___
somaga
1 year
will he beat me? no. so no i will not be watching my tongue ❤️
@thisismeeema
Jemima
1 year
If I come crying to you about what my man did, please watch your tongue because I’m going to tell him as soon as he says sorry
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@somie___
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1 year
you value what friendships??????? JESUS THIS BABE IS INSANEEEEEEEE #loveisland
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@somie___
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10 months
whitney & lochan should take the 50k tbh #LoveIsland
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@somie___
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5 years
You people are liars with no taste
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