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@donegan3201 @depthsofwiki In my state you have to carry a humster to term
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@sama I don't want to spoil anything but at the end of the movie Oppenheimer turns to the camera and says "I think that the actual catastrophe scenario for AI looks like big advancement in a research lab, maybe driven by them getting a giant venture capital investment and being able to
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@DerkaSoup @p8stie And why not? As long as it brings them the same happiness shown on their faces in this sweet photograph, more power to them!
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@somebobcat8327
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@PGN_X35 @depthsofwiki Yes this happened earlier today thirty years ago
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@Meddle98 @ameliaelizalde Especially when you consider Till's age 😔
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@alexeheath @elonmusk For 24 hours all people could talk about was billionaires asphyxiating in an underwater coffin and now two dads with Aspergers want to fight and we're clapping like seals
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@FilmUpdates How's she gonna play the painting and do all that
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@FilmUpdates Tenet's score is 96, it's just inverted
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@FilmUpdates Imagine thinking you know so much about physics, American history and existential dread that you don't need to go watch Barbie
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@depthsofwiki 🎵Hands... touching hands... reaching out... touching me... touching youuuuuuuu🎵
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@FilmUpdates When the bomb goes off and Oppenheimer says "Now I am become death" the camera whip-pans over to Krasinski and he does his Jim Halpert face
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@ca_dmv_bot2 Customer: "GDY1SLHS stands for 'God is Dead, the Year is One, Satan Lives, Hail Satan'" Verdict: ACCEPTED Customer: "'I♡LEO'. I chose it because Leo is my son." DMV: LEO? CAT? PUSSY? Verdict: DENIED
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"Are we recording" "How's it goin Anna" "How's it goin Dasha"
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“can you stop checking your phone”
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@FilmUpdates I'm worried Christopher Nolan didn't know what sex is and he had the actors stand naked pressing their thumbs to eachothers foreheads
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@depthsofwiki Happy Pride Month Whitney
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@FilmUpdates Something went wrong, I googled "Ryan Gosling" and he showed up at my door as his character from Half-Nelson
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@depthsofwiki I keep putting Chris Benoit on the 10-Day Disabled List and they keep reverting my changes
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@TheFilmStage @Screendaily Well I don't see any reason to panic but it's also important to note that if anything happens to Criterion or the Criterion Channel, life will no longer be worth living
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@depthsofwiki People with statue avatars say all this "retvrn" shit about European identity and whatever. I just want to return to when you'd see a fat guy and go "Now that's a well-read gentleman. That is a person I can have an intelligent conversation with"
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@depthsofwiki Depths of Wikipedia after eating Perpetual Stew for a month:
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@klnadler @depthsofwiki The full section is actually too big to host. It's why Jimmy Wales keeps asking for money
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@depthsofwiki Nobody's calling it "Oppenbarbie"... CIA wrote this Wiki...
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@Variety That's the Death Grips influence right there
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@FilmUpdates Also I googled "Oppenheimer", "Christopher Nolan" and "Cillian Murphy"-- there was a white flash and a lot of smoke, and now I have no computer or eyebrows and my neighbors are being evacuated
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@anandkishore818 @IndieWire I think he's saying nobody remembers the director of a film lightyears better than any of his own, which is actually more insulting than it'd be if he was a megalomaniac filmmaker who actually believes in art or at least cinema
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@deepfates Tax is the "came in fluffer" of the world
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@depthsofwiki The inventor of the petard wasn't hoisted by it???
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@phillipemoren @FilmUpdates Actually she just texted me and said she has mastered the ancient Sichuan art of bian lian (face-changing)
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@_tim_brooks Poor shark saw that lady's head do a Exorcist-style 180 and had second thoughts
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@worldofreel Please let there be audio of this
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@ecto_fun *pharaoh...
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@depthsofwiki They should legalize accepting bribes from the FBI. Look how happy this man is
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@ecto_fun The first time I watched it I genuinely thought she said "Spell Fårö" as in Ingmar Bergman's island, and it took me an hour to remember pharoah is also a word
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@FilmUpdates Hopefully the child won't have the generational trauma of Robert seeing a clown car explode into flames at the circus
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@worldofreel HIS MONEY HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS
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@depthsofwiki Ok well let's hear how the second passenger fared before we rush to judgement
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@ebeggin1 The existence of Chuck Jones' Looney Tunes and The Simpsons (good years) is why the UFOs are nonviolent toward us
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@FilmUpdates Rumor is Greta Gerwig also detonated a small nuclear bomb for a scene that didn't make the assembly cut
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@girlinabasement Susan Sarandon and Marisa Tomei, while beautiful then and now, are 76 and 58 respectively (so unthreatening). If you ask a guy his celebrity crush he will, very respectfully, rattle off the names of at least 250 big-boobed women cattle-auctioneer style before getting to them
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@cnviolations We live in Hell
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@FilmUpdates Matt Bomer is the PERFECT DESCRIPTION OF CLARK KENT AND ALEXIS BLEDEL IS THE PERFECT ACTRESS TO REPRESENT LOIS LANE and if THEY ARE NOT, NOBODY WILL BE And I read the whole New 52 and I can assure that Matt is the perfect actor for this movie and Alexis too. So please PLEASE, all
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@worldofreel Festivals should have film literacy tests for certain screenings
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@pitchfork You're telling me a queer coded the Velvet Underground?
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@FilmUpdates Please demand better screenplays 🙏
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@danozzi You missed the part where the NYT asks if he's ever paid alimony and he starts laughing
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@CultureCrave @thisisinsider Maybe he said "No--" and stopped because he was about to sneeze, but then the journalist moved on and the sneeze didn't happen
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@girlinabasement I have no remarks on the rest but the "good" section is so obviously chosen by women that I now know what living under Communism would be like
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@MoviePrograms @PGN_X35 @depthsofwiki Where do you think they got the idea for the Mad Men opening
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@FilmUpdates You have to rate them both together. They should only have one Rotten Tomatoes score
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@sama On the bus ride home I realized that was a metaphor
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@molly0xFFF @Phil_Lewis_ It's scary how well it works
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@FilmUpdates Unfortunately Florence Pugh got her hair burned off by the atomic bomb scene
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@FilmUpdates This is a recreation of the famous moment where Freddie Mercury testified against Oppenheimer, saying he met him at a Lenin-themed barn party in 1986
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@JFrankensteiner Why hold back, why not just rip the bandaid off and call them Creatives
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@NolanAnalyst He definitely blew up a nuke and can't say it
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@pitchfork Just deleted 27TB of their music now that I know that Fred Schneider of the B-52s was a "deep-seated" queer this entire time
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@georainbolt What's the oldest area code in Tupelo
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@nonmayorpete That's it, I can't keep up anymore
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@growing_daniel Instead of "Use of AI chatbots like ChatGPT is prohibited" college syllabi should say "All assignments must be raw dogged"
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@FilmUpdates It's being reworked into THE FOOT CRITIC
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@TrueAnonPod How is this chick gonna take any "escalator" anyway
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@CullenColeman69 @zerohedge You vill subscribe ze Blue and you vill be heppy
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@p8stie If you're tweeting all this from Dubai this is deadass gonna be an Otto Warmbier situation. They're accuse you of witchraft/sorcery and Lindsay Lohan will have to negotiate your release
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@depthsofwiki Men Going Their Own Way
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@worldofreel I need the 340-page script hookup
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@dash_eats "over a thousand shanks" would've sounded like some bullshit he was told but "over 1,000 shanks" makes it like he knows the exact number. How has he not won the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor
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@internetarchive It's back now... I was on it when it dropped out and at first I thought it was just on my end. I now have to download all 1399 episodes of CBS Radio Mystery Theater to calm my nerves... I love you guys
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@FilmUpdates This is the scene where Oppenheimer watches Stephen Hawking collapse outside of Trinity Hall (I won't spoil the rest but there's a payoff later)
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@worldofreel Well that's great promotion for Civil War
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@JFrankensteiner >"For years, Martin Scorsese would ask himself: What will happen when I get old?" I've also been wondering the same thing for 20 years (what will happen to me when Martin Scorsese gets old)
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@jordanpetazepam @girlinabasement I get it and respect it. Plus if you tell girls she's your celebrity crush they'll all say "Good answer, good answer!" in unison like it's Family Feud
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@TranscendentTM @8teAPi You upload an image and feed it to the Midjourney bot and it offers four different prompts that it thinks might reproduce the same image. So far it's not close to perfect, but it literally just started today I believe
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@dash_eats "Is it recording" "We're back?" "We're back..." "How's it going Dasha" "Oh... yknow..."
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@FilmUpdates Pattinson
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@depthsofwiki *Mallards
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@tautologer Yes it's real. Here's an American scientist showing off his Intel Pentium Pro moth
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RIP Sheik and Jerry
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@JFrankensteiner FOUR parts? Four theatrical releases? Avatar style?
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@FilmUpdates Barbie only has 93%... The Barbenheimer vibes have shifted just cuz two drunks wrote that Barbie was mid
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@worldofreel Paul Thomas Anderson script rewrite???
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@CHEAPYXOMIAMI The threesome:
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@carolaverygrant This kid is like 17 years old
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@depthsofwiki The Reformers were perhaps a touch controversial
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@spectatorindex Everyone's posting this as a GIF but you gotta include sound. RIP Ray Liotta
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@worldofreel Did You Know? Warner Brothers has spent more money marketing #BarbieTheMovie than the Department of Energy spent on the Manhattan Project in fiscal year 1937?
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