Kerubo @slyrie Twitter profile

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Men suffering in a system they created. Wild.

CLINT 🍫🤴🏾(((🔴🤏🌍)))

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5 years

@DaHouseker @jayomipe @AbdulkhaliqHa18 @Fahvy2 @femolazy @Sirwynee @RasheedFuggi Fact !!!

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@slyrie

7 years

The real question is why does it start to work when it's slapped?

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@Wanjikuh_Muturi

7 years

Why do people slap the remote when its not working???

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 years

Hapo kwa pan we see your promises and hapo kwa plate we see what you’ll deliver.

Hon Millicent Omanga

@MillicentOmanga

3 years

Oya @NationAfrica mmesema mimi ndio chips watu wa Nairobi wanapenda? I'm ready to serve!

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@slyrie

2 years

That kasleep between 6-9am usually has some weird dreams.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

11 months

We were losing 2 billion shillings everyday due to corruption and it was okay.

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@ntvkenya

11 months

Kenya losing KES 3B a day due to 'maandamano', Kepsa says

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@slyrie

3 years

If the future is digital, why do you need to go to Dubai? Anyway, go shake that ass.

Francis Atwoli NOM (DZA), CBS, EBS, MBS.

@AtwoliDza

3 years

On my way to Dubai to chair Africa-Asia meeting on the applications of Digital Economy Platform in the world of work. The future is digital. As a country, it's a time we exploit the digital economy.

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@slyrie

1 year

One day Nairobi restaurants will have to explain to us why a cocktail full of ice cubes and sugar is KES 1,200.

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@slyrie

3 years

I hate the small talk before requests. I promise you, I won’t feel bad if you get straight to the point. Put everything in one paragraph.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 years

Watu walikuwa wanaitisha an extra foolscap grew up to write threads on Twitter.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

I like property shows. Looking at houses I can’t afford makes me happy.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

I asked my Dad why he always forgot our birthdays akaniambia heri yeye husahau birthdays. Kuna wazazi husahau closing day watoto wanabaki shule 😂😂

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 months

Ndio tumeingia 5th year. Kama presidential term.

ChairladyAwonAgbero🤼‍♀️🤺

@JemimahOjo

3 months

I don’t think any normal person can be single for 3 years straight

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@slyrie

4 years

Imagine preparing for tomorrow then someone shoots you today. Wild.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 years

Not the driver telling me “hata mimi Covid ilikuwa imenishika jana…” 😩😩

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

It's rude to leave your plus one alone in a crowd of people when you're the only person they know in that crowd. You ask someone to accompany you somewhere, you be by their side most part of the event. Okuuuurrr?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

2 years

Schools really had us in class from 6am to 9pm like it was normal.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 years

Plan ya ODM ni kushukisha pombe mpaka 250 bob when I just want 3L of cooking oil to go back to KES 400.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

We sold mandazis as interns

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@DjEynie

5 years

Since our parents told us they walked to school barefoot, what will we tell our kids 😅

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@slyrie

4 years

If you’re unable to pay a debt, kindly communicate. Silence is mistaken for rudeness. No. Silence is rudeness.

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@slyrie

5 years

I hope hio conference ya men wameonyeshana kwenye clit iko.

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@slyrie

5 years

He understands consent.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

1 year

I think what @sautisol is not understanding here is that… people don’t go to SolFest to see artists who are not part of the Sol Family. It’s a bonus, but it’s not the motivation. If it’s so hard to understand, rename that festival.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

This is how Nairobi men hold their female best friends.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

You say this living in a country that elected ICC suspects... THRICE?!

Texx

@JOHNtexx

4 years

Still amazed how Nigerians voted Buhari back in

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

Sioni shida ya kuitwa 2/10. We’re all 2/10 to someone, and they’ll still slide in our DMs.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

Can we sign a petition to remove that man from that seat? And for him to never ever vie for any political seat? IS THERE A WAY?!

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@slyrie

5 years

Being an adult means understanding that life is moving fast for everyone and sometimes your friends can’t show up for everything.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 years

I want y’all to understand that this man would never let his kids go to schools where students sat under trees. Normalize insulting these people. And their families.

Nation Africa

@NationAfrica

3 years

There's nothing wrong with having classes under trees, there's more oxygen outside ~ Education CS George Magoha

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Kerubo

@slyrie

2 years

Btw people should normalize suing for child support. The system is so many things, but they don’t play when it comes to children.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

Good dick makes chics crazy 😂😂 and Vera is acting crazy... So 1+1=3

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Someone should explain why 1 packet is too little, and 2 packets is too much.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

7 months

A lot of you would’ve been collaborators in 1955.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

Guys hahaha did you ever feed grasshoppers as a kid? With little pieces of grass? 😂😂 wasn’t it oddly satisfying?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

I don’t have a drone.

pdp

@whoispdp

5 years

And I’m only 21! What’s your excuse?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

7 months

Hata ofisi ya president hakuna stima? Unacceptable kabisa.

𝐉𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐚𝐡™

@iamjuddah

7 months

Activities at JKIA are at a standstill due to a power BLACKOUT. Where are we heading as a country?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Am I the only one who can tell when an Uber driver is going to be problematic with the first phone call?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

1 year

I feel like we should start clearing our bookmarks 😂 I don’t trust this new boss.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

3 years

I can’t get over how this babe bodied this dress! 🔥🔥🔥

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Kerubo

@slyrie

8 years

But dating a faithful man is hectic. They don't take you out on vacations or buy you gifts because they're not guilty of anything.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

Watu wako na iPhone huskiza tungoma sijawai ona. Hizo simu haziwezi cheza Kwangwaru?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

Today I sat next to a very loud high school girl who couldn't wait to finish school in November, get an ID and then get a job that pays 65k a month in January as she waits for her results. I did not want to tell her.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

Lord. We have seen what you have done for others.

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

6 years

BREAKING: South Korea jails former president Lee for 15 years

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 months

Moral of the story: If they wanted to build schools, they would.

Chebasak

@Chebasak_

4 months

Nliwashw msikuange wa mbio kupayuka. Social media nmerealize wasee wengi utake any given opportunity ama chance just to complain. Hii nyumba ya Kiptum ilitoka tu fine ajab.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

2 years

I still think about that tweet that said “why are you going through his phone just to start a fight and still stay?” Changed my life.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

Wengine wetu Valentine's Day tulikuwa tunaambiwa "I don't need to show you love today when I can do it every day" halafu mans anaproceed kukutreat kama nduma the remaining 364 days. Children of lesser God.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

People who played basketball in high school really acted like they flew in from the States to study in Kenya. Lmao!!

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Kerubo

@slyrie

7 years

To anyone reading this, May your prayers be answered ❤️ May you have a breakthrough this coming week ❤️ May you have a prosperous week ❤️

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

May you wake up to an Mpesa message tomorrow to start your beautiful week 🙏🏾

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Alas. Today is single parents day 💞 To every single parent on my timeline, we are going to be alright ❤️🙏🏾

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

I watch Engage stories because at 23, if someone had told be I’d be where I am right now in my career and personal growth, I’d have laughed and probably been kinder to myself. I’ve experienced rapid growth. I hope one day I’ll get to tell my story. It’s INSANE! Trust the process.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

If your thoughts were with them, they’d have PPE kits. Their salaries paid. Health insurance. Proper care. You make me sick.

William Samoei Ruto, PhD

@WilliamsRuto

4 years

Our thoughts are with Dr Mogusu’s family, their loved ones and colleagues at this sorrowful moment. Rest In Peace.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

6 years

😂😂😂 what's the first thing your Mum says when you wake up at 9am instead of 6am like an African child? #AfricanMumChallenge

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@slyrie

6 years

I celebrate my birthday from 23rd November to 25th November because my Mom told me that I was born on 23rd but my Dad wrote 25th when they were getting my birth certificate. So technically, I turn 25 today. I am accepting gifts from today. ❤️❤️

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@slyrie

5 years

Imagine going out in some club to sit with sweaty people and drink overpriced alcohol when you can just cuddle up with your babe, drink, make love and maybe watch a movie you won’t finish. I choose cuddles.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

When I suck in my tummy and it still refuses:

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Every day is a struggle for the woman. Catcalls. Insults. Random men following Her. Random men grabbing parts of Her body. A man she knows killing Her. A man she knows beating Her up. Why? Because He can. May God protect Her.

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@slyrie

6 years

Growing older makes me realize that there is no manual for relationships and friendships. Just do what makes you happy. Get rid of anything/anyone that disturbs your peace. Give people the same energy they're giving you. Don't go over and beyond for someone who wouldn't for you.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

All these jokes but you still can’t figure out how to make your app work on an iPhone. Twitter clout is better than customer satisfaction. Carry on.

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5 years

“Umejuaje mimi ni Form 1?”

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Kerubo

@slyrie

7 years

Nataka nilewe waite Ambulance Kesho niamke na mabablas Nikunywe supu niskie fabulous Hangie ikiisha, tena repeat repeat

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@CharlieFlani

7 years

You call yourself a patriot huh? Can you fluently recite all 3 stanzas of our english National Anthem?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

People are really struggling to make ends meet during this pandemic. I hope things get better.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

I really hate sexting. Like, no Stephen, I don’t know what I’d do if you licked my neck 😩 jeez, can I finish my movie now?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

4 years

Him: Hey, are we still on for lunch today? Me:

Kadathi

@lucindajanet

4 years

Aiyayaya...leo sina glasses so sioni😭

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Kerubo

@slyrie

2 years

Rachel Ruto is a well educated humanitarian who has, for the last 10+ years, worked with and empowered women in the grassroots community. Why are people talking about her like she does nothing beyond praying for the country?

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Red meat is not a challenge. Staying off sugar is where the real challenge is.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Nairobi man angehug female best friend kwanza.

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Kerubo

@slyrie

5 years

Lmao. My dad tells me everyday that he educated me so that my life can be better. He’s never told me anything about paying him back. Lolz. Y’all gonna be some weird fathers.

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