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Honoured to have the iconic @KM12SPORT , the first Black African to represent the Springboks, join us this week on @HattrickHeroes_ . Really enjoyed his storytelling. Watch the full video here:

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This from Dragonball Zeeheehee?

Noon Yung AkA 2:12 Mel

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Who ever drew Goku Jackson really a menace to society

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First time I was ever out past 8pm, I ran into my friend’s grandfather on my way home. He warned me about being out late, saying people are being killed out there. Woke up the next morning to the news that he had been arrested for murder.

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He’ll fall apart once he finds out what they call trucks in Britain.

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Welcome to #afcb , @michaelb4jordan ❤️

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For a few weeks each year Method Man goes on this prolific media run without an album or movie out. Just doing it to make the aunties thirst. 😂

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Method Man had the audience going crazy for another 3 minutes after this 🔗:

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The motive behind the murder was even wilder, but it’s none of my business.

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KZN was built on a biscuit.

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@Befilabweb

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Chartwell drive La Lucia

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“Put your hand on my shoooooouuuuuuldeeeer”

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That’s not a nice thing to say about your co-workers.💔

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We've found 4 snakes at this office since last week.

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Might be the biggest game the sport has ever seen.

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Only one can make it four... #RWC2023 | #RWCFinal

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iFaybhrukwe 🔥

ok; boet Masokandile

@JoyBlackZA

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What a day 🥺🥹

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I know it's your money. But please... a house before the Lamborghini.

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Woke up to some amazing news. Praise be

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👩🏾: Ngisayogeza 👨🏾: Ungabethwa

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@Tumi213

1 month

That Zulu and Xhosa barrier is PERFECT. Nothing too dramatic I don’t wanna figure out what waitsi keng means

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Congratulations. A mos-key-to.

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South African Food.

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8 months

📸 cookingwithzanele What are you adding?

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ARE YOU FUCKS WATCHING SIYA KOLISI?

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I grew up making fun of girls with deep voices only for my daughter to come out sounding like Killer Kau. 😭😭😭

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Ox won that penalty and while his teammates celebrated, he just stood there like this:

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Quote tweet with your gym progress. Jan 30 April 25

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Lewis Hamilton fans following to Ferrari.

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Is it this one?

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@abhiandniyu

6 months

Requesting everyone not to share the image of that protestor who came to steal the limelight wearing free palestine T shirt. He wanted eyeballs. Stop giving it by sharing the image.

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I know underage drinking when I see it.

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Sikhala sibaningi 😭

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@UberFacts

3 years

'😭' has become the most used emoji on Twitter

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Dumisani needs to be cyber-bullied into meeting his child.

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I’m worried about your Grade 11 marks

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@ClixWell

3 years

I can’t be believed I’m about to finish this tub of Vaseline. That’s very responsible of me.

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Q: "Ukhetha ntoni crown ka Miss SA or eka Miss Universe?" A: "Zozibini".

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They're not the most absurd-looking people here, believe it or not.

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@Postsubman

1 year

- Couple allegedly seeking divorce arrive court in matching outfits.

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I find it a bit too takkie

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Ladies what you think? 😭

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Growing up ekasi is a trip, especially when you learn of other people’s life experiences and realise there’s nothing normal about being on a first-name basis with at least 5 known murderers.

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@Sine_Madolo I doubt it 😂😂😂. He had some twisted reason to kill the person he killed. Wasn’t murdering people randomly.

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A couple of ladies brought out a very detailed death certificate.

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The TL right now.

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The aunt who invented the term “nyuva dam” saw a Thanksgiving plate.

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A toddler waking up from a nap ready for another bout of chaos.

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Amagwignoir 😭

Asisipho Burwana

@Shoun_B

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Does my family deserve me? I think not.

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It’s not Rooibos unless it’s produced in the Rooibosch region of South Africa. Otherwise it’s sparkling red tea.

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

3 years

The EU rules that Rooibos tea is South African, meaning any tea that claims to be Rooibos must be grown in South Africa. South Africa has been given indigenous product protection for Rooibos.

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33 years of reminding folks that tomorrow is Monday.

Bongani Bingwa IG/TikTok: Bonglez

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Happy Birthday @carteblanchetv Catching crooks since 1988!

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He may have been good at many things, but dodging bullets wasn’t one of them.

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Tupac dodged a bullet shame from Jada by being an ancestor. I don’t wanna lie 🤞🏾💀

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That bedding will steal your dreams.

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Faybhrukhwe?

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@LesangTshoke

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GUYS… WTF IS THIS?????

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“Your crush is approaching. Act normal.” Me:

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Boss Ya Mboka Kitoko Makasi 🕊️ inspired by mukoma @alickmacheso3 the kinghimself others follow

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YaseBlock B 🇸🇿

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DJ Sbu gives Mzekezeke his flowers while he's still alive, 💐 "Mzakes was a pioneer, a game changer. I drew a lot of inspiration from him. " Zakhele❤ #thuliphongolo Minister of Electricity Pitso The EFF Xolani Bryanston Akademiks #YoungFamousAfrican

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You pay how you would if you got into a taxi with a friend, as opposed to how you would if the two of you took an Uber.

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Brent Crude 😭

Ketchup

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Kana i made some luxurious mash with oxtail earlier

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My daughter made confetti last night. This morning she decided to toss it up in the air to give herself a grand exit as she left for school. Obviously, someone has to clean it up. 😩

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Qonce chaps everyday for the next few weeks:

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@ClixWell

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Man, a whole rugby World Cup this weekend 😭 Damn.

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This guy’s arrest is a matter of national importance.

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This is one living legend 😂😂🤞🏻

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This is the kinda diverse mob justice Madiba fought for 😭

YMCMB

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jent was caught pickpocketing at #SpringbokTrophyTour 💀dealt w him nca

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Dudes running catfish accounts sure love this caption 🤣

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@Sulleyk_ @SimaRulz My personal favourite.

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Me in South Africa: South Africa is a racist, corrupt, violent mess. Me everywhere else: My blood is green. I was baptised by Desmond Tutu. I used to come second to Wayde van Niekerk in high school. We invented streetlights. I taught Elon Musk everything he knows. Vaseline!

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“I have fought against white domination, Mayne.”

WHEREISKHAIRO

@NGUBESIZWE_M

4 years

RIP Tata, symbol of hope, iQhawe

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Madiba used to stay up in his cell daydreaming about this exact imagery.

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Ka 1999 throwing it back

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“We heard you like to snap while drivin’, so we installed a steering wheel that doubles up as a ring light.”

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Imagine pimp my ride in this era we living in

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I fear that another hun will appear from out of nowhere and dish up for me.

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@ClixWell

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Just braai with your partner.

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Nikki Shange

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Media houses are so evil. All day every day they spread false and negative news. No wonder Jesus hated the “media” during His time on earth. Personally, I’m going to continue spreading Jesus until rapture. The Good News is the only thing you will hear from my tongue.

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Same energy.

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@Slate qWHITE an interesting observation. Wonder why more PEOPLE never thought to ask.

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Housing is shamefully segregated. Who segregated it?

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Boy, do I have a country for you.

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Only in Britain would a road look like this.

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The stress on Skylar's little face 💔. The overwhelming entitlement surrounding her. The boy at the end acting on genetic instinct.

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I know two DJs who’d make great additions to this choir.

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Me telling the boys I won’t be hanging out while on my way to my 3rd away game in 4 nights:

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Friends with benefits 🍔🍖😍

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@peta

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Cows are friends, not food 💗

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Adolf Hitler in 1940:

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Why is France looking vulnerable

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Being 23 in 1977 is nasty business.

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Happy Birthday, Denzel Washington 🎈

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Owen Farrell will play his 100th Test on Saturday. Not many great rugby players can say they have achieved such a feat, performing at the highest level of the game with no arms.

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I’d rush off to Marcus Stopes.

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I've never seen this guy bowl before but I can tell from this pic that the Proteas are in shit.

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You’re not special, Phumlani. Sonke siyayicinga ikaka every now and then, but aside siyinxibele iSuit and film ourselves siyithetha.

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Would South Africans vote for me if I were to run for President on this message? [WATCH] and subscribe to my channel here:

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TLC's "No Scrubs" is an unsolicited attack on enviro-conscious gentlemen who are actively reducing their carbon footprint by carpooling with their friends.

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Trying to get my finances under control in 2023:

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I’ve been hanging out with my 72-year-old uncle and his 69-year-old best friend in the last two days. The pearls of wisdom they’ve been dishing out can best be described as a load of bullshit. 😂

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“Haw haw haw haw!”

Ndosi Omuhle

@CeleClaire

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What is a Miracle in Zulu ?

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This is why I'm always late for everything.😐

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I don't know how this game ended, but goodness me. I know a man of the match when I see one.

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@nypost

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TymeBank

@tymebankza

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Year: 2045 Son: "Dad, tell us about the rand manipulation." "They didn't believe in our low fees until they realised that they really got played." #TymeToBankOnUs 🏦

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Sithi oohili?

Somila.

@__somila

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Xhosa men are the hill 🥹🫶🏽

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@WyzeeQue My daughter used to respond with “akhonto zimbi” when someone asked how she’s doing😭

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“Let’s get these bands, MamTshawe.”

Minister Of The Streets🤝🏿

@Coll3n21

3 years

Not our grannies wearing durags😭.

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"Hong Hong Hong" - Willie Madisha.

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A rare sight. An important sight.

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Gareth van Onselen

@GvanOnselen

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“If the DA was in national government, lives would have been saved.” My @BDliveSA column today:

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Their opponents tasted de-feet.

Historic Vids

@historyinmemes

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When Nigeria played in the UK without boots and won 5-2 back in 1949

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Equalising vs Saudi Arabia is not for everybody.

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A loan shark nabbed by a member of the Hawks.

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@RexChapman

4 years

Just in case you haven’t seen a bird flying around with a shark that it just plucked out of the ocean...

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That's not a "stop nonsense", that's a "cease the tomfoolery" 🔥

Mualusi Architects

@Mualusi_Arch

6 years

I design Boundary Walls AKA Stop Nonsense.... Please retweet maybe my next client is on your timeline. We're in Midrand and Soweto

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Mbali Mashinini

@mbalis_bakery

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A church you will never join?

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“Here nigga damn!” - Superbalist

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Uright uMa ngoTupperware? 🥹

gqimm shelele💎

@MaDhlomo_

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I just came to show yall my 50 year old mom. 🥺😫

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It’s becoming a regular thing, isn’t it?

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I became aware of Brian Lara when he criticised South African cricket for not being transformed, angered the Proteas team, then went on to score a match-winning 100 to knock them out of the World Cup. 🐐

ESPNcricinfo

@ESPNcricinfo

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Brian Lara is 55 today 👑 What is your favourite Lara innings?

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@Misfit_Nova Tackling the All Blacks’ collective poes loose!

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Martin Lutherndini

Mzontsundu Ntuli

@mzontsunduntuli

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eMatolweni

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Cricket broadcasters across the world need to bring back the duck. Screw the humiliated batter’s feelings. Seeing that son of a bitch follow the batter to the change room is what got me into cricket as a kid.

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I wanna walk out of the house, but I'm scared I'll walk out on DJ Speedsta too.😭

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