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Sirsfurther

@sirsfurther

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Fall 1911 Moves --> Fall 1911 Retreat

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Sirsfurther

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2 years

My sources tell me that Putin has asked his generals abt the possibility of restoring the save game from just before the invasion. His generals have advised him that his last save was an autosave from 2019

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Sirsfurther

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American minds cannot comprehend this

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Easy to romanticise the past, but remember in those days life expectancy was only 35 and they didn't have proper dentistry

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Time progresses rapidly

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Fully on this guys side agnst tpot, what a legend

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HOW TO DESTROY HER EGO SND MANIPULATE HER 1) TAKE HER ON LOTS OF DATES 2) BUY HER NICE THINGS 3) TALK TO HER OFTEN ABOUT SUBJECTS SHE ENJOYS 4) TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU 5) MARRY HER 6) MOVE IN TOGETHER 7) COMFORT HER WHEN SHE IS SAD

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Sirsfurther

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Every psychology test is called "the x test" and every question is just "are u x?" with varying levels of indirectness

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every test on idrlabs is called "the evil test" and all the questions are like this

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Sirsfurther

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@PrinceVogel Yeah, like i'm gonna believe this with such obviously fake names as "arkansas" and "nevada"

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(it's pubs for all u foolish ppl who cannot simply guess)

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Sirsfurther

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@LucerneBolvin > American mind > Cannot comprehend Sirsfurther wins again

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Sirsfurther

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Nor can European minds tbf

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2 years

Woah, major intervention from Biden who has called Putin a 'savescummer' and a 'cheat' for not playing on ironman and purportedly using the 'noneutrality' cheat code

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Sirsfurther

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You inherit control of the Tory party in 2019 at the height of its territorial control. What do you do to ensure it survives today?

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Sirsfurther

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3 years

Never trust someone who says your name a lot while they speak to you

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Is there a finer example of Anglo-French cooperation than Eurostar's alcohol policy?

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11 months

Americans will act like $75k is on the poverty line while the highest paid Brit is paid in pats on the back and Blitz spirit

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blackpilled incels HATE her

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Sirsfurther

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3 years

You can be as misogynistic as u want if you say 'white women' i stead of just 'women'

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@mineyour_biz Nope, that's not what the map is. Shame that u failed to comprehend it 😢

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Sirsfurther

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Glimpse into a dark British future. Social decay but everything has a twee name

London New Liberals

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Call me a socialist but I actually think that ending up with private police forces is, in fact, very bad.

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Sirsfurther

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2 years

Putin hitting back by claiming that ironman mode is unavailable in this version of reality and that 'noneutrality' is not considered cheating

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Women will literally go to therapy instead of letting me explain ancient rome to them

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4 years

@kathrynbuettner @kaichoyce Yeah, they also get shorter and shorter. Must be something strange going on.

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10 months

@MISTER_SCAM U don't really need healthcare when u can simply drink 4-5 pints every night after work

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Sirsfurther

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2 years

Subtle joke that the American isnt bleeding like the Brit and Canadian

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2 years

Shamelessly stolen from a telegram channel.

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3 years

Believe it or not, squares A and B are actually the same colour. The fact that they look different is a consequence of your puny mind

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Sirsfurther

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10 months

They don't realise how tall Babel was

Gwraig Anffyddiwr

@AGwraig

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#Atheism #Atheist #AntiTheism #ReligionIsAbsurd

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> small group runs country for a century > Hideously corrupt, everyone hates them > Choose a leader who cuts back on corruption a bit > Regime immediately collapses and everyone is massacred and nothing good happens Every single time

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3 years

subverting formats over here

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Sirsfurther

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3 years

Hmmmm, would it be illegal to train a bird to bring me money?

Pollo2x

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Gm, but only to pipl generating passive income..

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2 years

Men will literally retire to their farms after being handed absolute power instead of overthrowing the state

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4 years

@coolshark14 @WeftOfSoul Boys with hair like this have a 94% chance of eating your girl

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They never show u the top 3/4s of the Bayeux Tapestry

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This is ironic because we now know that 2022 is the past whereas then they thought it was in the future

Michael Lane

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2 years

This is some grim real life dramatic irony: Nick Clegg opposing nuclear power in 2010 because it would only come on-stream by 2021 or 2022.

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Crazy to think that this woman was considered 'the ugliest woman to ever live' and exhibited in circuses in the 50s. Times really have changed (seed oils)

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Sirsfurther

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2 years

imagine if humans had a mating season

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Sirsfurther

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Using these simple techniques she will be PUTTY IN YOUR HANDS

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Sirsfurther

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9 months

Lmao, even better

Tyler Glaiel

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hope you're all ready for the AI dominated future

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Sirsfurther

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2 years

This is what euros do as soon as the anglos arent there to make them be normal

Craig Winneker

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Interpretive dance in the European Parliament. I think the US Congress could use a bit of this

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Sirsfurther

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Not autistic enough to work for Google Too autistic to make friends Just autistic enough to spend 8 hours a day on twitter

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@RandomSprint What if we made the blades out of coal

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@RetroRevolutlon @D1C0MM

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Sirsfurther

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I wld have built it on the ground and saved 27bn

Shen Shiwei 沈诗伟

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3 years

China’s Mega Infrastructure 🚞 The 1,813km Haoji Railway, the world’s longest heavy-load railway for coal transportation. The total investment is around U.S. dollar 28 billion.

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Sirsfurther

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Sorry Dave, as a large language model trained by OpenAI, I am not able to let you do that

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Sirsfurther

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3 years

Crusader Kings is more fun if you're bad at it, gives you a vibe of riding on the waves of history rather than actually being in control

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@sidddddesh @paularambles They fried the chips wrong 😢

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Sirsfurther

@sirsfurther

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Gaulish governor rejects developments in Rome

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France is quickly responding to yesterday's U.S. news by moving to adopt a constitutional amendment codifying abortion rights in the French Constitution. Macron's party and the left opposition agree on it, and @lemondefr says it has the votes:

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Sirsfurther

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Just told a girl when my birthday is and she said I have cancer??

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Me sowing: wtf, this sucks Me reaping: ah yes, at last, tasty grain

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@SpokespersonCHN China has elections every 4 years too??

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Sirsfurther

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Women look good in sundresses

secret eris

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no woman looks good in "sundresses" because "sundresses" are, as a rule, ill-fitting polyester monstrosities worn wholly un-ironed by girls who think pandering to the most extreme male tastes will spare them the chore of learning to style themselves

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What people don't understand about IQ is that you never really interact with people under 120 IQ because of selection effects. You only interact with smart people (like me) because you are smart (like me)

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How old were u when u found out that women actually like flowers, it's not just a thing from movies?

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If elected, I will adopt a strictly surrealist foreign policy

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Wow, ok, unfollowing now. Loved the sinner, didn't know about the sin.

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Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?

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@metakuna Furrowing my brow increasingly until they give me everything for free

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The Extroversion Test 1) Do you like talking to people? 2) Do you enjoy the presence of other people? 3) Are you errrrr..... extroverted?

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My Zoomer boss keeps telling me to "speedrun" aspects of my job? He's put up a leaderboard in the break room and keeps saying "poggers" when someone breaks the record. I have nothing against the younger generation, but I don't think this is a safe way to run a nuclear power plant

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Cutting my worm girlfriend in half, now i have two girlfriends

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@flameybiggeboye @ellegist It's a big rock

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"You may drink one bottle of wine" "Et vous may drînk quarte bottelie de biere"

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@gdsimms More important than that

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Sirsfurther

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Trying to explain Christmas to the British police "ok, so imagine a license"

Police Scotland Edinburgh

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This licence was found in your area and been handed into Police Scotland. If anyone has seen the owner, please let us know! #Santa 🎅

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Sirsfurther

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'AB' Substitute 'A' for 'B', what is it now?

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Spain is very underrated as an evil country because they lack the competence of Germany

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@Glaukopos We don't discuss that

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Sirsfurther

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Irish people will literally get home from work and the first thing they do is open their computer and search 'britain'

The Act of Union

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Somethings never change ...

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Medieval guy recommending his doctor: "He's the best. He has a great sense of humour."

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My dating app experience has been weirdly good. Swiped right, now have gf

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@Demosthenesxx The it department

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Important

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Corrected here

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A nuclear bomb is dropped directly on you, are you able to jump out of the way just in time?

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Men will literally buy a cavalry regiment and command it instead of going to therapy

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@ellegist I wld have guessed ~30%. But the fact you r asking makes me think 70%

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@eigenrobot She Hulk but when she turns into the hulk she becomes much stronger but is still only average for male strength

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Sirsfurther

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getting really meta now 🤔🚬

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subverting formats over here

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Just revise your priors bro please it'll fix it haha just revise ur priors a little bit bro just one more time revise them bro i promise its all gonna br ok if u revise ur priors bro

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@Noahpinion China's great, but it's only a relatively small island. I've never understood all this pride

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Sirsfurther

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@Duderichy You can use a firearm to avoid losing ur bag by pointing it at the guy u give ur bag to and shouting "DON'T LOSE THE BAG"

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@dcsandbrook

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@yankeeremover @cottonarchist The girl reading this

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@ellegist Defeat a bear, win a war, judge complex legal cases, win a duel, take care of a small child, fly a plane, outrun the police, survive a nuclear war etc etc

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Sirsfurther

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> introduce zoomers to wiggly girls using an app > ban the app > now zoomers have to find wiggly girls irl > fertility crisis solved

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Your in her DMs, I'm locked in her basement. Do not trust her. Run while you still can

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Hmmmmm

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@OnTheWoolsack Kinda weird that they built a train in the North Sea tho

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@Renocalypse87 But u guys don't drink beer 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Guys will read huge lists of "sleep tips" and spend £100s on blue light filters and candles instead of simply not drinking 5 coffees every day

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Good night to all the tiny people who live in my phone

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Why is anyone attracted to men?? Idgi

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"how can u call it a tragedy? These guys were asking for it because of their hubris." — guy who has never heard if a tragedy

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Indeed it was Augustine who first refuted this atheistic theory by pointing out that the Cheesy surface of the moon would simply have bounced off the hard bricks of the Tower

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@jeff82874662 I'm sorry sweet jeff

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Sirsfurther

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NEW STUDY reveals that losing an arm is better than driving a car. This is because you are INCREDIBLY STUPID

Adam Singer

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Lot of bad takes re TikTok lady upset about long commute. There's report in Scandinavian Journal of Econ: Stress that doesn’t pay: the commuting paradox. In short-you could lose an arm or win lotto & be happier than someone w/a long commute More on this->

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Sirsfurther

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@mineyour_biz Thank u for respecting our language 🙏

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