Sum Danger @simuphiweyinkos Twitter profile

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Sum Danger

2 years

Ladies please be careful, there’s a syndicate of women buying men ice cream on this app, im not sure what the end goal is but suddenly women have money and are spending it on men. Be Careful.❤️

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2 years

@NonhleBeryl To say Adele is a genius is an understatement, I only recently started being a fan when I noticed that on “woman like me” the song doesn’t end, she’s singing about consistency in the song and the song doesn’t end so as to be consistent! When I noticed this I immediately stanned.

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@_angelndlela Everyone on here talkin bout it’s not what he liked, abafana basile nje finish! Coz when you really like someone, they could get you an apple and you’ll be happy. Ps: don’t come at me, ngine dumbe - mara vele basile lol

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3 years

Simuphiweyinkosi 🌞

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4 years

@i_am_Gwingy I love it but please guys, lose the running with wild animals narrative when it comes to Africa, it’s not true. ❤️ We’re very developed and I wanna say “you’d be surprised” but it’s 2021, you shouldn’t even be surprised, you know?

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2 years

@cnehshuga Mtshele akusendele ama savings wakhe in case he dies 😩 I hate amanga lol

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2 years

@ZahZah23522795 Next thing men will think women get paid at work when everyone knows we work for free 🥺

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2 years

@star_maluleke Yhooooo you see?? 😭😭 I could tell mina ukuthi something is wrong here, where have you ever seen a woman have money??? Exactly!

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2 years

@NonhleBeryl Adele is a mastermind, Yho 😭 This is actually my favorite topic. Dissecting Adele’s music. Yho that woman has my whole heart, what a genius.

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2 years

@Que_Mtini Y’all gonna embarrass yourselves with your classism. The point of decanting is for flow of air through the wine. This is not a brand thing but a taste thing, uyajumpisa cabanga.

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2 years

@nonitheotiginal It’s not even about idliso noma ukuthandwa kakhulu, open the door for me, do other things! I bag yam uyisaphi coz it matches MY shoes?

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4 years

@_Moonchild19 One thing about lazy people? They don’t care 🤣 so nje this rant is in vain my love❤️ beyeke nono.

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5 years

@mihlalii_n Soze shame, I’m a nobody on this app but sis needs to come correct please.

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2 years

@BathuNgcolosi ‘This you’ Twitter is diabolical because it really be them 😭

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3 years

@Mr_Ndash Haaaa dad! Please watch YouTube videos lol You get an E for effort but pls don’t do this again 😂 They must swoop, use your finger and a toothbrush and swoop the hair around your finger. Make sure there’s not a lot of hair coz then it will look thick and unnatural. Goodluck

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6 years

#GlobaCitizenFestival #GlobaCitizenFestivalSA Guyssss abuti Mufasa is wearing TSHEPO JEANS and they look guuuhd!! Please see how the salt only seasoned the sauce!! @CassperNyovest

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2 years

@_Onezwa My nephew once asked us the same thing … the whole family seated together, he looked around and asked us “Auntiza ningazelaphi nonke la endlini?” 😂😂 I actually tweeted about it.

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2 years

@lekoh17_ Please, I need these men arrested.

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7 months

@shai_lethabo Does it FEEL like you're doing the right thing babe? 😭

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11 months

@___Pesta Faf short for Fafazuthando 🥹❤️

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2 years

Yhuuu sana… do I plug my business at this point? 🥲

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2 years

@AwethuDlamini_ That’s also very possible babes because where are they getting money??? Woman work for free everyone knows that.

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3 years

I really should take seriously how muhle I am yaz 🥺

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2 years

@andiswankwents2 And the government is doing nothing about this 😭

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3 years

@NDUNA_X 😂😂 South African’s in China really make me wanna go back to nursery school 🤞🏾 This is fire 🔥

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3 years

@MbaliMkh_ You forgot ho thata banna 🥲

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3 years

@mihlalii_n @casspernyovest Yahhh I’m too sensitive for mjolo shem ... I would “uphi uMihlali?” my boyfriend to fuck and back after seeing this picture ... change his name to MUA on my phone ... ngenza kahle ngibe single ngoba kunga qhuma sanhlavana 🤞🏾😭😂 mxm hate myself

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3 years

@Nonto_moyane Present! 😇

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2 years

@KhanyaSimzz Twitter is not a real place 😂😂😂

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4 years

@ms_nani_afrika This marriage is gonna last 🤞🏾

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6 years

@SizweDhlomo No Sis usufuna ukusivalela ngaphandle after we retweeted 😂 nah keep it here! And go live on Saturday we want to see.

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3 years

@KotaTheFoe 😂😂😂😂 Twitter women are a different breed. Men catch no breaks here. I love it.

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2 years

@MrsLeope You have to be a Twitter oldie to get this one 🤞🏾🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

@manlikemk_ I forgot the fact that the initial guy has asked about 3 people ukuthi uban lo, to which the 3rd takes it upon himself to ask Anele directly 😂😂😂 so wonke umuntu uConfused? So they procede to have a little meeting and discuss this 😂😂😂🫶🏾🫶🏾 PERFECT!

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2 years

@dailyinstavids Soooo…. They said black man climb like a monkey, but black people are not bad people but this man is a pedophile and the toothpaste may look like shit but it’s not? Okay, got it 😭

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3 years

@alphi_sipho And when I heard the Ukrain news I thought “Do you think we will ever KONKA them?” 😭😭😭😭😭

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@simuphiweyinkos

6 years

#RIPLindaMkhize #RipPRO #RIPPROKID #ProKidChallenge Rest In Peace to the best to ever do it 💕💕.... Noma ungas’bheka wena angeke usenze lutho🔥🔥

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6 years

@Mthoko63123625 @larrythelame Hell is also hot, what’s your point?

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4 years

@casspernyovest Bheki Cele is collecting us tomorrow, sure case 😭

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6 years

Lmao I honestly see nothing wrong with this woman’s rant. Firstly we don’t even know the back story,what if Monica is truly lazy and likes to talk TOO much?😂 guys she just wants combi courts?! She just wants service delivery! What’s wrong? Ha ska! #faithmazibuko

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8 months

@Mellow_Xxi He picked up the drumstick , I pressed a button on my laptop and looked back and the drum was gone 😭😭😭 I pressed 1 button!!!

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3 years

I can’t believe I doubted Mqhele, he’s literally so sexy! So intense, my goodness ungamudla ephila! 🥺🥺 Ep 6 was a masterpiece, the Zulu brothers, Zulu brothered! Ezandleni please! 😭🥺❤️🤌🏾 #TheWifeShowmax

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2 years

@TheRealSebolai @AdvoBarryRoux It’s fine but please where do yo live? Exact address please 😊

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4 years

@Fujaofficial @i_am_Gwingy I hope you said yes, you’re on a giraffe for signal at that exact moment lol

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2 years

@zeema_kay The way I’m scared of kids being mad at me , I’d take that 6 days very seriously 😭😭

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4 years

@Sibu_MpanzaSA Indlela esingajabula ngayo, singashaugn🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

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3 years

@iNtokazi_P 🤣🤣 so all of us?

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3 years

@Miss_Gallie Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! 😭😭😭 I’m deactivating because surely there’s a special place in hell for Twitter users 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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8 months

@cherryk0la I've found my people 😭 let's gather here and complain while people think it's sweet. What was my mother's plan??? Yohhh ha.a!

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3 years

@Okay_Wasabi I remember this. The Awume Mhlaba Act caused rivalry for us with European countries but the government stood its ground. Sheer bravery, News worthy 👌🏾 I was 3 and I used to run around the house shouting “Mayibuye iAfrica” ❤️

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2 years

@MchumaneB Nka loma mpepho

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@xolanimafunda These are people’s daughters, have mercy please.

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2 years

@manlikemk_ Yho ha.a this video is the perfect portion of chaos 😂😂😂 just watch it piece by piece! The lady being chased BY security takes the mic to shout “security!security!” While I’m wondering what Anele’s gonna do without a mic? Someone calmly hands it back to her IN TIME

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2 years

@Beemagqwanti @NelaYo_G 🤣🤣🤣 it’s banter, you can tell.

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3 years

“Sowafeza lamaphupho, sowafeza” I remember exactly how it was when you started and the chaos that came when you did. We watched a small business bloom in front of our eyes. I’m so happy for you and inspired by you. Congrats MaBhu it’s your time now. ❤️🤌🏾

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3 years

It’s in Times Square 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

@Tumi213 Tattoo her name so we know it’s real

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2 years

@MprueDie Nincono nina mina he came to my house 😭😭😭

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10 months

@Mandyy_Ngcobo Ngoba phela into yakho uyayazi ☹️

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5 years

@Troniiq_Sithole This was painful to watch 💔 I don’t care about the back story, this is very painful to see.

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4 years

Ngzovesane ngibabe kakhulu 😭 (Blame @akreana_ )

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4 years

What’s your excuse for not exercising?

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5 years

@Tiwa_i My video is honestly about the song🤞🏾😭🔥 @samthingsoweto snapped!

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3 years

Nangu Shaka Zulu, Yebo Mkhulu

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2 years

@ma_bo_ys Y’all so cool

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8 months

@Yolokazi_chagi You see, this has been triggering for me 😭 I dunno but I wish I didn't see this .. it's so hard for all of us to get Amahle's image out of our heads. It's the worst story yet!

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7 months

@LFCOratile You're literally lying cabanga

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5 years

@_Hybreed_ Ima steal the post and say I bought land 😂😂

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5 years

@Evana_Rhodes Braids gang.

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4 years

@GivVi_G @MoQwency I swear!! I’ve never seen anything more accurate. This guy HAS to be from TUT😂

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@ThobekaNkalanga You're an excellent teacher

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2 years

@matwaleni Ikhishi liyabhoma 🤞🏾😭

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3 years

@Katleho_thuso @RealLifeGold and then they feed you alil bit of kindness when you start detaching and then full blown cruelty again 😂 … wihhh yiFilm .. that’s definitely where you learn to choose yourself if you’ve never known how to.

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4 years

@ilaugh_last2 @Fujaofficial @i_am_Gwingy Well firstly Africa is a continent of extreme difference in classes,you will find both the very rich and the very poor but that is the aftermath of being oppressed and previously disadvantaged to what we now call “equality” so when travelling here, expect both.

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2 years

@Londeka_Mn Is it not so they can give you your order? 😂 how else you gon’ know your order is ready? Bathong Londz😂

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3 years

@TheBoyTapes But I like even drake says “low key or maybe high key, I been peep that you like me, I mean? Who da hell you wanna be with besides me, I mean? “

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3 years

@k_skits @___Katleho You’re so gentle in your approach 🥺 Love that! ❤️

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5 years

@Tshepo_Ranko So not only is a paragraph ignored, and her 76 😬 missed calls, she’s also subbed on Twitter by the same gent 😬💔.. shooo ladies, self love hle 😣

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2 years

@ClassicThando Haibo hamba Yho! Lol 😂😂 go away kancane Haibo!

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2 years

@ManOfTheYear808 @Godmommzy Men hate us when all we’re doing is trying to impress them 😂😂😂

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3 years

@___tshego @Thee_Cherri I won’t lie 🤣🤣🤣

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4 years

@_marayacareybby @Zuki_Lamani Haie kabi Sisi but bum’thintelani wena?

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2 years

@AshleyMehlape Aibo these are criminals! 😳

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3 years

@uluyanda_gama I’m following you because ngyabathanda abantu abane self love 😂❤️

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8 months

@DimphoPitsa @odedanilo My ancestors would do me like this. Just find out randomly because ngyabhayiza 🤦🏾‍♀️

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4 years

@Rahmichiano @khalilxblue Same

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4 years

@ilaugh_last2 @Fujaofficial @i_am_Gwingy So anyway if you’re looking for island living I would suggest the Seychelles and Mauritius. 🌊🏄🏽 Algeria and Libya are also really great landscapey destinations (if lamdscapey is a word) GABON 💯 Botswana is also a good tourist attraction if you’re into the more

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2 years

@CallHimSK Men are not the prize bandla, they need to start learning how to be human, she did good.

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4 years

@ilaugh_last2 @Fujaofficial @i_am_Gwingy Touristy stuff. Morocco and because I’m South African, definitely absolutely South Africa (just don’t do the a lot of the touristy things here😂 it’s overdone. Experience the country itself and the people, I promise you’ll have the time of your life 🤞🏾🔥)

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3 years

Me on a Me on a Saturday. Sunday.

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5 years

Read this whole thread in his voice and lemmie tell you, issa jam!💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽😂😂🔥🔥

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Okmalumkoolkat be like... “Vula ifridge cava the Milk, bheke eceleni nawu ucheese, vul'deep freezer nayi inyama, vala ifridge sekuyabanda”

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2 years

@rebel__woman It’s when I saw that one that I knew we were being targeted as women 😭🤞🏾

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6 years

All this leather making me feel like a mafia♠️

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2 years

@manlikemk_ To which she answers the burning question that she was directly asked “ungubani?” “Ngu Anele Zondo uNdaba..” Agggh please 😂😂 THIS VIDEO IS PERFECT!

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3 years

Lemmi play that Blxckie Kwenzekile snippet to calm my anxiety because angikho right 🥺

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4 years

@Vuyo_Unchained Abo Vuyo bazoboshwa yaz😭😭😭

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2 years

@Tumi213 I thought we agreed that cyber bullying is bad 😭😭😭😭 Ai!

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5 years

Indaba ka bani when @DjMaphorisa and @KabzaDeSmall_ ( @masmusiq ) Do this to my granny? 😩🔥💃🏽🤣👵🏾👵🏾 that grey hair is real but clearly Phory doesn’t respect elders..

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3 years

@cnehshuga 😂😂😂 yaz the way you make me laugh everyday seng’zokshela manje Shuga 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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5 years

My friend got married yesterday, we laughed and cried SO MUCH! It was like a little slice of heaven where everything, in that moment, is better than okay, uuggghh 😩❤️

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8 months

@Lee_Mthi "I'm telling you" 😂😂😂

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