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for my entertainment | last real lover

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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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👻
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My dad’s self awareness shocks me every time 🥺
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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Pretending to gag on his little penis because you love him 💕
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Pls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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😳 sisi does he name start with an X? Nakhu ngzofindouta Shembe 😭
@uBabywakhe
angsaz
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nangumbhebhi😭😭
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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I wish I could respond to all your sweet messages 🥺 thanks, guys. My dad says thank you. ♥️
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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My ex boyfriend used to offer to carry my handbag just so he could steal money without me noticing. I learned my lesson, sengize ngisthwale nasekhanda than handing it over to a man.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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When I said “Black Queen Shit” I meant it
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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There’s literally no such thing as “ukbanda” or “uskhisa” in bed. Amadoda made that up khona sizobanga into engekho and it’s working 🥲
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5 years
There’s absolutely no reason to tell people that we once hooked up.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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6 months
Angikaze ngizoome kanje ngilokhe ngazalwa 😭😭😭😭🙏🏾
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@uBabywakhe Yoh 😭🙏🏾 thank you
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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I realized I’m way too fragile for these. Syajola or as’joli. It’s so simple.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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Nicki Minaj snapped on We Go Up 🔥
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@badgallihle “😀😀” is dusting me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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Don’t be surprised, baby. It’s just me.
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It finally happened to me 😭😂🤸🏾‍♀️
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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Chubby guys really don’t know how sexy they are ♥️
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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4 years
Indoda e-unreliable is an immediate turnoff for me. Once you let me down you need to just go bc we’re not going to work out.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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@NembuIa “Trust me, bro” 🙄
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5 years
They’re all childish. The much older ones are just more controlling and insecure.
@BiGFiNEJAZZY
✨Jazzy
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Sco pa tu manaa ?
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@uSihle_ 😂😂😂😂😂 somebody please tell me why I was looking for an actual bag 😂
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5 years
“You look like a dribbler” then why are you here on a date with me sdididi?
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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4 years
Just updating my media 🤍
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Day off
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@Andile_xx 😭😭😭 aibo cishe ngafa
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5 years
I mean I guess
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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Struggling will always be unnecessary to me no matter what. There’s just no reason to struggle, it doesn’t teach you anything
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6 years
More than anything, I just want someone who won’t get tired of loving me.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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6 years
I love it when a guy moans 😍
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
I won’t go down on you if you don’t go down on me
@JusCallMeWill
Caramel Papi
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Sco pa tu manaa?
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Ngamane ngyophuza
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5 years
Gay men are the only people I listen to when it comes to advice on sucking dick but thanks
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“Wothi ngikbambele”
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I never felt so beautiful
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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Dating sites are 🤮 I wanna meet you rushing to catch my flight at the airport, bump into you and have my shit scatter on the floor and have our eyes meet while you help me pick it up. Then you convince me to stay for lunch which turns into forever and we live happily ever after
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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I’m really into girls 🥺
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
You don’t have to talk to someone every day for them to be your best friend. I haven’t seen my best friend in 2 years but guess who I’m calling to be my maid of honor
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Mama 💍
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@HenriettaSheman What a cringey caption 😬
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@DimphoN_ Girl I almost died 😭💔
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4 years
Wizkid really killed every single song on his album 🔥
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Underwear ye Versace? 🥵 Ngeke livuke lisindwa yindleko 😔
@Sicelo_11
🦴ORIGINAL _MATERIAL DOSHKA_🦴
5 years
Lol... Gents will you be comfortable wearing le Lace Boxer short ?
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This girl in high school literally killed her puppy bc it barked every time she snuck out 😭 She brought its head to school the next day and carried it around like a WWE Championship belt. I was traumatized for a week 😭💔
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BIG NDI 🫡
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Guys nizifihlaphi izinja zenu ngo NYE
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Nicole Nyaba is in pain, guys. Real pain. Being a side chick to a nigga who doesn’t have a main hurts 💔 her friends should stop hyping this bs and help her
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This guy hates everyone and everything 😭
@Mxbeez
The real Mamba
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If you know this bouncer from great dane you should be married with 5kids
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Two months ago vs now. Always wanted a cute lil booty so I got one. 🥺
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
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It’s sign you got good pussy
@dimefaye
ms. unknown ❦
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Why do niggas kiss you on yo booty cheek?
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@mtho_said That’s different, she’s our mother 😞
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
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Guys don’t let the internet lie to you, there’s nothing wrong with asking; it’s called effective communication. Some people know nothing about romance and that doesn’t necessarily mean they wouldn’t do it. I think we should normalize asking for things so we can get what we want
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ιтѕяєαℓℓу¢яуѕтαℓ
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No deadass if you gotta ask for dates and flowers just get a new nigga 🥴
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@uZweli Same! He just needs the right song, there’s mad potential.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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5 years
Omg guys I’m graduating waze wamuhle Jesu kimi 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Dynamic, no duo
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Hey guys Just wanted to remind all the ladies who are going out tonight that a guy buying you drinks does not entitle him to anything. You don’t even owe him your number. Drink the alcohol and go home with your friends.
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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You know he’s not giving them shit besides 🍆 that’s why they’ll never keep quiet. Only a paid girlie is a quiet girlie. 😂
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
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5 years
Alcohol turns me into a porn star ♥️
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4 years
Niggas who folded in the principals’ office aren’t real niggas
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Doesn’t Ciroc sponsor him since he’s one of the ambassadors? That would explain why he only ordered Ciroc and nothing else 🤔
@BeatMakersLife
Beat Makers Market
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Cassper Nyovest spent 242k on ciroc Even someone who earns 10k a month doesnt make that a year😭🙌
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@AppleMokoena You’re so lucky 🥺 this is so cute
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@KosmeticKrys Yoh Lord please give us rich baby daddies 🥲
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1 year
I really am ngl 🥲 like what else do we do after you put a human being in me? Co-parent? I’m your wife now. Umzali emzalini. 🔒
@__MaOli
ibigger.
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Personally, im not a fan being lobola’d just bc I’ve fallen pregnant 🤷🏾‍♀️.
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Can’t wait to have those “whose car are we taking” chats with my friends ♥️
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In your Barbie dreams 💗
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6 years
My biggest fear is having a boyfriend who posts dumb shit on Twitter 😭
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5 years
A Wits Graduate 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
6 years
I like Nicole, she was smart for not telling the truth on Trending SA. Thanda indoda uvale umlomo udle imali. Smart.
@HermaineM
Hermaine M
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Nicole Nyaba & AKA? 🤔 👀
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“I noticed a shift in your energy, did I do something to upset you” also works just fine 💕
@dididahgoat
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noticing a shift of energy and detaching yourself immediately>>
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I’m from a small town so moving to Joburg to study was a hard transition for me. I’m doing my 3rd year now and my dad has called me twice every day, for 3 yrs so I never feel alone. #DovesBestDad
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@Queen_Finxa I would be so proud I think I’d cry 😭🥺
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5 years
It’s over once you start eating ice at groove 😂
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5 years
@sk_ndlovuPhD It’s really none of your business. Grow up.
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@Dmald93 @mandaaaa108 He fiiiiine even when he’s sitting on a toilet seat. The 3rd frame is so relatable 😭😂
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You singing to me would be part of our foreplay
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@BonoloMaphutha Even the head turn 😭😭😭 nah put them on Ellen, they have superpowers 😩😍🥺
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4 years
For peace? I’m down to cut any ties
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5 years
Have sex with people in relationships 🥰
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Guys it’s my birthday today, kuzalwa iqhawe 😭
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2 years
Man I love it when people bounce back from depression 🫶🏾
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3 years
Merry Christmas ♥️
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@VusiMzobe It’s honestly the best part 😭🥺
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
@BethytaytayBeth It looks exactly the same as in the picture
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
6 years
Yo everyone is single lmao let’s all meet up somewhere and fix this
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Yah no Faith Nketsi is a bad ass bitch 🔥
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Yoh ay stay out of other people’s relationships guys
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
3 years
A scammer boyfriend 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Aliyekeki
@khwezilomso_m
Lom Lom
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Abuyekeki 💀
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
Everybody is just tryna fuck and it’s boring 🙄 let’s be friendssss!!!!
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
A wise man once said “Kdal’ ukuk’ insimbi mara namanje yith’ ama heavy weight” 😭 - @MrCashtime
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@Mandyy_Ngcobo
𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
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Hey guys 🥰 I finally started my first online business @ThePink_Button and I would really appreciate your support ☺️ please head to our socials to check out our latest trends and sign up to our newsletter to be a part of our 50% off LAUNCH FLASH SALE 🌸
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
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Got another shawty? She ain’t nothin like me 👅
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2 years
good morning 💙
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
@Naledi__S When I find out I’ll tell you 😔😂
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
5 years
This pussy belongs to me, thanks.
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5 years
😌
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
4 years
Today I learned that you don’t help a disabled person unless they ask you to. It might come from a good place but it doesn’t mean that it’s required or even wanted. Learning and unlearning. ♥️
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
4 years
“Your Uber has arrived” Me:
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𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕪
6 years
@sahiphopstoriez @Sjava_ATM I just love how he straight up asked “what’s proximity” kunokuthu aphendule umsangano 😂 Sjava is a real one 👏🏾
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@Dangast6 @mavellahh What happened? 😭
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