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@simeonominde

2 years

Miss Mandi reading out the names of people who repeat clothes at the workplace and are not "boujiee" like her.

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3 years

Saa hii mwewe iko kwa nest inapigwa na heartburn inashangaa shida iko wapi, kumbe ni ile samaki iliiba kwa balcony ya Ombachi.

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7 months

Hizi maswali ndio zinafanya hamjalipwa mshahara miezi kumi, smh

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7 months

If you received a call from the president today, what would you tell him? #StateOfTheNation #SDengagement

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4 months

Hizo waru watu walikua wanatafuna mkakumbuka hamjapiga picha mkatema kwa sinia?

Sir-Rap-A-Lot

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4 months

tumbukiza

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@simeonominde

2 years

Those friends of GK Nyambura when they pulled up at Omoke and saw the cameras rolling.

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@simeonominde

2 years

Huyo Miss Mandi hata kuna beshte zake wanasema walipatwa na food poisoning after eating those bad things she cooks on youtube. One said she had serious diarrhea the had to sit next to a fan to cool off the burning sensation.

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@simeonominde

10 months

Other than the question of whether the Power of Mercy Committee that was appointed few weeks ago had the capacity to submit this names, here is a mini thread, on some of the accused persons & what they were charged with & sentenced even after exhausting their appeals #Thread1

Mwango Capital

@MwangoCapital

10 months

Former KEMRI boss Davy Koech is among 37 individuals pardoned by President Ruto. He was jailed for six years in September 2021 for corruptly obtaining KES 19.3M. [ @NationAfrica / Kenya law]

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@simeonominde

2 years

@InternetH0F Same energy, lmao.

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@simeonominde

1 year

The new crop of dynasties are purchasing million shilling houses for their offspring and clearing them in less than a year in office. Then there is you the taxpayer, being taxed so that they can build you a cubicle the size of KU hostels at parklands payable for 3 decades.

NTV Kenya

@ntvkenya

1 year

CS Bore: Gatanga MP tried to evict my children from the Karen house despite our earlier agreement

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1 year

Hawa ni wale madame wanaishi tu. They never care to be up to date the with current affairs or notices. Ambia restaurant wewe ni influensa utalipa kesho.

Bevalyne Kwamboka

@bevalynekwambo3

1 year

Safaricom jameni Leo tunalala restaurant? Hamngefanya saa sita? @Safaricom_Care

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@simeonominde

6 years

@borrowedworld @ihavethebeard @nypost Or Shark-eel Oneal

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@simeonominde

7 months

@Osama_otero They have a mini diary. Where they indicate the days they had sex(indicate whether it was protected or unprotected) who they had it with and some even jot down a review of how the sex was, like a post match analysis between Chelsea and Arsenal

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@simeonominde

3 years

@bonifacemwangi They forgot to read their own handbook on how to carry investigations.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@eduinata Learn.

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@simeonominde

2 years

Brybell stayed with that information from March, patiently waiting to unleash it at the end of the year like fireworks on top of KICC. Fear people with such patience.

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@simeonominde

2 years

Nkatha reporting the intern to her superiors because she came to claim for a refund for Uber, yet the destination was of a walking distance.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Kenyans Clearly after they gave him this xxl boxer, he got pissed and swore to finish those hasoras.

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2 years

@DailyLoud His face got turned into medium rare.

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@simeonominde

1 year

@HonMoses_Kuria Next time ukienda Siptali, make sure ni Kenya Siptal, pana peleka mguu ipone Dubai, get sick in Kenya get healed in Kenya.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@cul13_mr @LarryMadowo A country that cannot manage or do away with corruption is poor by all means.

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2 years

@Dreymwangi

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@simeonominde

3 years

This lady won kedo 25 billion KES and said she'd not donate even a cent to Kenya because of corruption. Any way she will be using part of her prize money to help poor people in Serbia.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Jahmu__ 🤣🤣🤣

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@simeonominde

1 year

@ntvkenya Kuna haja ya mtu kuendea good conduct kweli kama hao wenye kupeana good conduct, ndio wako na conduct mbaya ya kupotosha watu kweli?

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@simeonominde

10 months

@jumaf3 The link

BBC News Africa

@BBCAfrica

10 months

Across Africa, the elderly have traditionally been cared for by their families. Now, with life expectancy increasing, many Africans are turning to care homes for help...but are the elderly getting the care they need? #BBCAfricaEye goes undercover to investigate. ⬇️

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@simeonominde

2 months

The question is not even who owns that land. The question is where the governor who has been in office barely two years is already willing to part with nearly 1 billion, with no known inventions or businesses that can amass such monies on short notice.

Cyprian, Is Nyakundi

@C_NyaKundiH

2 months

For 16 years, a disputed Ksh. 2 billion prime property in Nairobi's Loresho suburb has been the subject of court cases and confrontations. The property's official records indicate that it is owned by Ashok Rupshi Shah and Hitenkumar Raja. However, three parties, including

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Kianangih Alifinya hizo flappy birds zake kabla aende sayun

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@simeonominde

2 years

The guys at Uber should take up sponsoring that intern with free rides for the subsitence of her pupilage, for she chose to shoulder the pride of taxi-hailing services, albeit for her relevance not being appreciated by Shawry for Petiness Nkatha.

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@simeonominde

3 years

The reemergence of the IMF into the Kenyan debt system is something that should be a cause of worry to many. The IMF/ World Bank is infiltrated and run by economic hitmen. A this traces back to a booklet created in the USA named, Modern Money Mechanics. Long #Thread

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@simeonominde

2 years

@HeemMufc Anachezeanga hapo kwa 20 kama bei ya nyanya tatu kwa soko.

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@simeonominde

3 years

@jumaf3 The national police today stated that a police uniform qualifies as enough proof that the wearer is an officer and questioning that amounts to obstruction of an officer lawfully carrying out there duties. Such incidents are only bound to be on the rise.

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@simeonominde

3 years

@ZamoneyKE @MumbiMumbs "L" is a letter in the alphabet -but to Kambas, it's a place where sinners will go.

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@simeonominde

4 months

@B3laze I remember trying fencing for the first time and realised that I had an advantage over my opponents because of the hand I use, ni makasi tu ndio huwa inatuumiza vidole. Screwdrivers were created for our benefit too.

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@simeonominde

4 years

@RighaME @guylikericky

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@simeonominde

2 years

I want to assure you, that on that day, I will pick the ballot paper for womens rep, I will look for your name. Pick my pen, and vote. I support you candidacy in this democratic process. However, I will vote Esther Passaris.

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@MillicentOmanga

2 years

Yesterday at #nyayostadium . The final submission. Kindly vote for me as the next NAIROBI COUNTY WOMAN REP.

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@simeonominde

3 years

@osoroKE Vaa kilemba atakuona.😭😂😂😭😭😭

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@simeonominde

1 year

@gabrieloguda People never really asked why the Sugoi man, chose a wheelbarrow as his symbol. Most of the time wheelbarrows are used to ferry things for disposal.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@EvansquezN To unplug the man ontop of the mud wall, should he happen to have an involuntary flow of current from the electricity lines into his body.

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@simeonominde

3 years

@gabrieloguda It is a matter of public notriety that some of the criminal gangs operating in the CBD work in cahoots with police officers. Kamukunji police station needs to be overhauled and all those coppers transferred to Marsabit.

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@simeonominde

2 years

A person earning say 30k-40k is better at managing their finances compared to someone raking in 100k-150k. It sounds weird but their is an explanation to it.

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@simeonominde

2 years

"Leave kids who grew with money alone," she said. Also her;

Chemoss

@MishSerut

2 years

I understand what you’re getting at but just leave kids who grew up with money alone. Si ati tulichagua. We literally had no choice in the matter.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@citizentvkenya Rigathi should also lead with his family in sending 10% of their worth to the Mpesa kitty for drought.

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@simeonominde

3 years

@EthanMarema @Abtilibaan @s1order Mans with one hand was like😂😂😂😭😭😭

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@simeonominde

3 years

Many ignorant people, like you, associate luos with Kisumu, yet luo Nyanza stretches far and wide beyond Kisumu. You pedestrian understanding of things should be treated with the contempt it deserves.

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@ItsMutai

3 years

How Luos behave you will think Kisumu City is populated with high-rise buildings and high-end businesses... But get to Kisumu.. you will mistake it for Kericho

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@simeonominde

2 years

Miss Mandi : Guys Gitobu is wearing that checked top for the 69th time this month.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@amerix "Democracy requires us to recognize others rights even when we fundamentally disagree with them. It requires civility in which I respect a persons ultimate worth & seek to persuade but not coerce..." - Philip Yancey

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@simeonominde

10 months

1. Ismael Kalamasho Kabiru, he & three others, one deceased were charged vide HC criminal case No. 27 of 2009 with the offence of murder. Judge Grace Nzioka dismissed their appeal on grounds of it lacking merit on Nov 2021. Same applied to Mohammed Alango Durbu 3rd accused

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@simeonominde

10 months

Ladies and gentlemen, it gets worse. Mr Bill is said to have signed into law something that protects all sitting Presidents accused of heinous crimes and human rights violations.

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

10 months

President Ruto has taken a bold step in ratifying a continental law protecting Heads of State and other senior government officials from prosecution for heinous international crimes while still serving their terms.

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@simeonominde

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2. Simon Ndugu Ngugi, criminal case 52 of 2013, he together with a co-accused were charged with having carnal knowledge of a 6 year old girl who court papers identified as E.W.M, alternative to the charge of defilement they were charged with committing indecent act. Each of them

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@simeonominde

3 years

Looks like Nick Ndeda was being hosted in that relationship & the contract got terminated, on short notice.

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@simeonominde

4 years

@petrokaka @bonifacemwangi @Ma3Route @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE @ntsa_kenya @RobertAlai @gathara @DavidNdii Why are you trying to justify theft in the name of V8? Whether the person came on foot, on a skateboard or flew using a broomstick, he/she must pay, times are hard to have someone suffer on the account of anothers deciet whether intended or not.

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@simeonominde

4 years

@jappoffjones @Itsbam__

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Osama_otero

Dennis Mbanda

@mbanda_dennis

3 years

Niliacha kuenda Kwa wenyewe tangu mtoto wa neighbor achukue kisu akitaka kunidunga alafu mama yake anasema nisisonge atalia😂😂💔

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@Dreymwangi Hapo ukirusha baruti ya mbao, kila mtu atakua na mguu ya binadamu

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1 year

@luhya_kidd The USA believes in the globalization of that pervasion that to them is more important than fighting racism and gun violence, that are prominently rife within their borders.

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3 years

@Onorpik Reading that then seeing the bio, makes it more hilarious.

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@simeonominde

3 years

I'd advice Karen Nyamu to go back to smoking weed. Its much healthy than trying to force issues in a toxic situationship.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Kenyans "Moses Kuria owns a company that manufactures clothes and garments under Nguo Yetu brand. The brand was executed by partner brands such Export Processing Zones Authority (EPZA). It was launched 2016 by William Ruto. He exports clothes to USA and diaspora. He doesn't sell Mitumba"

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@simeonominde

4 years

Miguna Miguna warned Kenyans about Sonko, but y'all rejected him because he spoke the truth many people couldn't stand. Every single passing day, he gets vindicated for what he saw and others percieved to be arrogance.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@KariukiKawira Consistency eh?

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@KariukiKawira

2 years

I lie alot

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@simeonominde

10 months

3. Ann Wangari Mungai, Criminal Case No. 73 of 2001, was convicted & sentenced to death on 26/7/2004 for murdering her step son. Same was commuted to life imprisonment in 2010. She appealed this decision & Judge Mumbua Matheka sent her to the coolers for 40 years on Oct,2020

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5 years

My eyes and brain are having an arguement. Too real to be a drawing. Consensus is this is a masterpiece.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@jamrick_ Siku ya kusafiri na ndege lala tu airport.

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2 years

@jamessmat

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@simeonominde

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4. Ann Ngonyo was pregnant at the time of her sentencing, and this meant that while her co-accused were sentenced to death, she was given life imprisonment. 12 suspects were charged with the murder of Lawrence Githinji Magondu. The famous Muruatetu case features here too.

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@simeonominde

10 months

Were to serve a sentence of 40 years. Evidence adduced in court states that Ngugi placed his male shaft in the complainant, E.W while his co-accused held her mouth, a Dr. Stephen Ndolo gave a medical report that E.W's hymen was intact & as such it was only attempted defilement

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@simeonominde

1 year

@Kenyans Not the least bit surprising. It is their time to eat & plunder the taxpayers coffers.

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@simeonominde

7 years

@JohnKerry @lindahoguttu @CarterCenter Keep off Kenya's electoral process. You and you're ilk are the plague facilitating the mutilation of democracy in Africa.

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@simeonominde

2 years

Juu hao vijana wa Mulot wamefagia pesa kwa account ya afande, there are high chances they will get apprehended or sent to sayun.

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@simeonominde

10 months

@MwanikiMwangi15 Regimes work in strange ways. Mostly counter to what is expected of them, even on moral grounds.

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@simeonominde

2 months

Many are seeing a weirdo, I guess I'm seeing an enlightened person expressing herself in a way that makes people with pedestrian knowledge uncomfortable.

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@Bobbysyoks

2 months

Where does this guy get these ladies he interviews? Interesting characters

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@simeonominde

3 years

The white dude, is currently being dressed in a bullet proof vest, like his life is even important.

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@_SJPeace_

3 years

A white man killed 8 Asian Women in Atlanta and survived. Philando Castle was killed within 62 second of police encounter during a traffic stop. He was shot 7 TIMES at point blank range in front of his fiancé and 4 year old daughter! 💔😭 There’s truly two Americas

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@guylikericky

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@05BM44

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2 years

@Osama_otero Also ukiwa na dame anabambika na channel ya watu kama hao, jua tu huyo si mtu wa ku kaa na yeye, ata kua anaanisha unnecessary drama juu aliona Kafi wa Yeso akifanya.

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@simeonominde

6 years

@bonifacemwangi @MillicentOmanga She can as well sit in the cargo section if, her cargo is the problem

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@simeonominde

3 years

@guylikericky This. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@simeonominde

5 years

@davidwozei Your 50,000 shillings note when converted to KE shillings would not even be enough to take someone to Rongai. Go threaten Zimbabwe.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Osama_otero Hivyo ndio gaidi ilikuja kwangu ikatupa tumbler zangu za yoghurt akaleta vikombe za kamukunji. Never forgave her.

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@simeonominde

4 years

@crazynairobian I had to visualize this thread. 😂😂😂

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@simeonominde

2 years

@gabrieloguda Unasema Kuria ako na foot and mouth disease? 😂😭

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2 years

@JamieButon

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@simeonominde

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His point is simple. There are two sides of the coin and he wonders why extra judicial killings don't get the same attention. Remember cops & criminals have a symbiotic relationship, the problem is when dirty cops kill to hide their own vices & nothing happens to them.

ФЯłΛŁłZ 🇰🇪 🇯🇲

@Orializ3

8 months

@IsaiahAmutab @eduzmi We huezi nauwo what yuts go through hizi daki,mavedi hi ndanasha ma yut na anaku msee hu roboba lakini mzing akipiga baroda yake anaswe instead ya kuinzagi neti ni eti wanambugdah,double standards yoh!

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@simeonominde

4 years

@FerdyOmondi Could be true. Here is an article in 2009 on when Muite went public about the threat on his life.

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@simeonominde

7 months

Nowadays as from 3PM the CBD from the entire Moi Avenue stretch eastbound has been turned into Inama Mall, you're trying to negotiate your way through, lovebirds, touts hailing passengers, nduthis,women abruptly bending to purchase nduma, cucumbers & shower caps and acrobats.

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@citizentvkenya

7 months

“We must create a city of order!” Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja bans hawking on side-walks and roads within the CBD

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@simeonominde

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@lindahoguttu Aluta refers to the process of ku-luto leaves between the cheeks and mandibles, by stationery pilots, who once on autopilot ruminate on the leaves until the light vampires fear arises from the east.

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@simeonominde

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@HildaMuteshi Partner is simply a way of describing someone you're romantically or sexually involved with. It doesn't necessarily indicate any particular level of seriousness or commitment.

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@simeonominde

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5. James Githui Wathiaka first accused was together with seven others were convicted on two counts of murder. That they are said to have committed in Nyeri county in 2005, ending the life of Mercy Ngima & Joseph Kagori on the same date. He had his daughter in law locked in

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@simeonominde

4 years

@johnnjenga Violence on innocent, citizens might lead only to anarchy, the Indian Police on several videos have been beating people up this was the result. Pray we learn adjust and become civil.

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@simeonominde

10 months

@Ilkinhton Clearly the committee either wholly or in part bin any recommendations submitted to them for onward submission to the President. I'm curious as to whether AG J.B Muturi gives his counsel on these matters because this is just way off the mark.

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@simeonominde

1 year

@Keam_254 Unapata mtu haja logout una ingia huko na ku block friends wake wote.

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@simeonominde

3 years

@ajplus One interesting thing about these cops who unnecessarily escalate such incidents, they usually have a history of misconduct.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Dreymwangi

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@simeonominde

2 years

@paulinenjoroge @FoxNews @EmilyCompagno Aye @EmilyCompagno when were you pregnant and could not go out to vote in Kenya?

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@simeonominde

1 year

@edwinsifuna Same guy? Is he a hitman?

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@simeonominde

2 years

Kumbe @luhya_kidd ni DcI

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@simeonominde

3 years

Story goes back to 2013. When Jubilee came to power and a little known firm Goldrock Capital Ltd, that was subcontracted by govt & owned the "206206" paybill & would in 2018 be embroiled in a legal tussle of the monies in that A/C vs govt & Safaricom. 1/

Carol M. Nyaga. 🇰🇪🇰🇪 #IStandWithPalestine 🇵🇸

@CarolmNyaga

3 years

I was renewing my driving license this morning and was reminded that we pay Kes 50 as convenience fee for EVERY e-Citizen service, and that GoK @StateHouseKenya has refused to divulge where that money goes 😕😕

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@simeonominde

2 years

@Dreymwangi The spirit of Kobi Kihara is alive and well in her.

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@simeonominde

2 years

@iamjoseh_ She lathered you with, "sweetie" before going for the jagular.

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@simeonominde

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@OlePundit He might actually get jailed for mutilating that passport for up to 15 years, according to US laws.

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