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3 years

Carlos Correa is not worth Jeter’s time

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4 years

Turns out baseball is hard when you don’t know what pitch is coming

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4 years

The Yankees are wearing these FDNY lids tonight. Never Forget. 9/11/01

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4 years

Greatest double date ever?

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4 years

Today is Jeter’s day. #RE2PECT

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3 years

CC Sabathia needed to pitch 7 innings to earn a $500K incentive bonus. Loyalty to his teammates was more important. CC was that guy. Forever a legend.

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2 years

Judge giving the ball to his mom 🥹🥹

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5 years

🚨THE ASTROS TRAIN CONDUCTOR HAS FALLEN ASLEEP🚨

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4 years

Not all heroes wear capes

Chandler Rome

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4 years

Quite the crowd for Altuve/Bregman/Correa’s first round of batting practice. When they arrived, a man banged a trash can three times behind home plate before running off.

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4 years

This is a Yankee Country. R.I.P. 1957-2020

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4 years

Cashman with the smirk of the century. Gerrit Cole is officially a New York Yankee.

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The Short Porch

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5 years

Tommy Kahnle is a goddamn psychopath and I hope he never changes

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The Short Porch

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4 years

When the garbage cans don’t hit like they used to 😥

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The Short Porch

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4 years

Happy Birthday, Captain.

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The Short Porch

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2 years

Aaron Judge is a married man

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The Short Porch

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3 years

Gerrit Cole HATES the Red Sox as he should

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The Short Porch

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3 years

BREAKING: Aaron Judge fixed his teeth

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4 years

You have unlocked pissed off Aaron Judge. Good luck.

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The Short Porch

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5 years

What a moment. What a series. The New York Yankees are on a WARPATH of mass destruction.

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The Short Porch

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4 years

WE ARE FUCKING BACK

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4 years

Tommy Kahnle is a different breed

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The Short Porch

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4 years

Anytime Carlos Correa opens his mouth

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3 years

These Yankees made MLB Network’s Top 10 at each position

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The Short Porch

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4 years

We’re all Joe Kelly fans now

Bob Nightengale

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4 years

Dusty Baker on #Dodgers reliever Joe Kelly: "What really enraged everybody was what he told Carlos [Correa] when he struck him out, "Nice swing bitch!''

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The Short Porch

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3 years

Joey Gallo loves dogs. This is his Labrador Retriever named Ranger. In his time in Texas he helped many dogs find homes.

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The Short Porch

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3 years

Meet Bronxie, a small turtle the Yankees clubhouse recently adopted, led by Nestor Cortes Jr. They are 6-0 with Bronxie

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The Short Porch

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2 years

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AARON JUDGE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN

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The Short Porch

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4 years

Nick Swisher has so much swagger. Friday MOOD.

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3 years

Gardner going thumbs down was great

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4 years

DRAG THEM AARON.

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5 years

Try not to watch this 100,000 times.

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3 years

It’s with heavy hearts we say good bye to our crazy lunatic Tommy Kahnle. Take good care of him LA.

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The Short Porch

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2 years

Matty Mustache is so back

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The Short Porch

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5 years

GLEYBER TORRES IS THE BEST PLAYER IN BASEBALL. 5-3 YANKEES

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2 years

The battle for 4th is gonna be must watch the whole year

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The Short Porch

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3 years

Yankees: We can give you 4 years. DJ: I’d like a little more security, what’s your thoughts on 5? Yankees: Fine let’s just meet in the middle at 6. DJ FOREVER

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2 years

Hot start for the boys

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The Short Porch

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4 years

9 years ago an 80 year old Regis Philbin went right to the rubber and threw out the first pitch at the Yankees game. Rest in peace to an absolute legend

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3 years

Standing ovation for Anthony Rizzo's first at-bat in pinstripes, gotta love it

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3 years

He’s back (📸 @Yankees )

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2 years

Curtain call for Matt Carpenter. The hero of Gotham

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The Short Porch

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4 years

Delete this.

New York Post

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4 years

Yankees could lose DJ LeMahieu to Mets or Red Sox in MLB free agency

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4 years

The Astros after they started being friends with trash cans

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5 years

When Jasson Dominguez makes contact it sounds like an explosion in a war movie

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5 years

Unreal timing on this Jeopardy question. Please add “Astros using cameras in centerfield”

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4 years

Rookie is the best dog around. Lets get him to the Bronx!

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3 years

We love this Gerrit Cole-Corey Kluber bromance

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1 year

The Coles welcome in their new baby boy Everett to the family! Congrats guys

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4 years

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The Boys are Boppin’ (📸 @Yankees )

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The Short Porch

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4 years

AARON JUDGE. ALL RISE. LFG.

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3 years

. @Yankees

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4 years

Happy Halloween from the best family in the universe

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The Short Porch

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5 years

SIR DIDI WITH A GRAND SLAM. THE TWINS ARE DEAD.

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The Short Porch

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2 years

Josh Donaldson having a fucking blast at Judge’s 30th bday party

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The Short Porch

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3 years

Nice tweet, now sign him.

New York Yankees

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3 years

Congrats to DJ LeMahieu on earning First Team All-MLB honors, and to Gerrit Cole on Second Team honors 👏

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4 years

Gerrit Cole and Amy Cole getting in some throwing work today.

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4 years

Gerrit Cole for President

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The Short Porch

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3 years

YANKEES BASEBALL IS BACK

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4 years

😢

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3 years

What the fuck is this

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The Short Porch

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2 years

Something tells us Gerrit Cole isn’t starting tomorrow’s game

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5 years

“It’s gonna burn soooo fucking good”

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3 years

Clint Frazier’s new sneaker room is INSANE.

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4 years

The Red Sox actually thought Mookie Betts was coming back next year

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2 years

This is magnificent

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3 years

"Thank you to the baseball writers, all but one of you"

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4 years

ALL RISE. JUDGE IS IN GOD MODE.

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2 years

22-8, best record in baseball. This is awesome

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2 years

DJ, Judge, and Rizzo getting after it at MSG

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Bader getting absolutely hammered

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4 years

HIT THE DAMN MUSIC.

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2 years

Interesting ending to this movie

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3 years

Impossible to describe how hard Giancarlo just hit this baseball

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4 years

The face of an undefeated happy man

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3 years

The final out! Kluber’s first no-hitter! The Yankees’ first one since Cone’s perfect game in 1999!

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2 years

The Red Sox pulled a fan from the crowd and put him in CF

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4 years

Clint Frazier is 3 for 3. A triple from the cycle. In his 2020 debut. While wearing a mask. King.

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3 years

BREAKING: A New York Yankee just hit a triple. Greg Allen forever.

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4 years

You Hate To See It

Section 10 Podcast

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4 years

Mookie Betts is gone. Sum up your feelings in 5 words

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Ken Rosenthal

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4 years

Tonight’s Yankees-Phillies game is cancelled, source tells The Athletic.

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3 years

Hate to see it.

Jared Carrabis

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3 years

Out of all the players the Red Sox have shown interest in (all of them), I feel like Corey Kluber has the strongest chance of actually ending up in Boston.

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3 years

Greg Allen is on the roster tonight and Andrew Heaney has been DFA’d. WOW

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