Shea Jordan Smith Profile
Shea Jordan Smith

@shea_jordan

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“You have to decide who you are and force the world to deal with you, not with its idea of you.” - Baldwin Politics. Other stuff. All my opinions.

Houston, Texas
Joined March 2012
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Megan @theestallion created a website that compiles a list of diverse mental health resources and is sending it out to her fans and followers. Real hot girl shit.
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pussy wettah den a seceryum
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y yall be needing towels on the bed when yall fucking? 🤨
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@hoodopulence That’s Stormi baby
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Girl, you better watch Doug while she’s up in your house 😂 #TGIT #Scandal
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Welcome back to the White House, @KerryWashington .
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Beyoncé is gonna be so confused when she’s singing her heart out at the end of II HANDS II HEAVEN and we’re all doing Andrea Kelly’s choreography…
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Reminder to myself to never finish a Doja Cat lyric in someone’s comments. Because what?
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…and just watch how pissed they’re going to be when she puts out Act II in 2024 and it’s the country album
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COWBOY CARTER Updates 𐚁 ⭑
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6 years ago today, Beyoncé & The Chicks shook the table at the 50th Country Music Awards!
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I’m so honored to having been invited to watch @theestallion receive her Congressional Humanitarian Hero award from @JacksonLeeTX18 . Congratulations Megan!!!
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“SHE LIKE TO ARGUE, SO I SENT THAT B*TCH TO LAW SCHOOL” - Adolph “Young Dolph” Thornton, Jr.
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“He left me on read for 2 months then asked for career advice.” Baby, y’all better than me… because he would have ended up unemployed and SINGLE
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Slid in his DMs & said I was gone be his babies’ daddy. He left me on read for 2 months then asked for career advice. We negotiated his job offer & after we got it, I told him to thank me by letting me take him on a date. Our 1st 4 dates zigzagged across the country. Now we here!
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Ben Shapiro is a known white supremacist, right wing commentator, homophobe, transphobe, denier of American chattel slavery, anti-DEI… And the dungeon dragon lady is congratulating him on a #1 record which is a literal mockery of the art form she claims to champion.
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I just listened to it @benshapiro not bad. Congrats on #1 . But it def sounds like Roman’s Revenge when the beat first came in…idk
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Tina Knowles, joined by her daughter Beyoncé Knowles-Carter, speaking about @DrRudyRasmus & @Pastor_Juanita at the dedication and groundbreaking for the Knowles-Rowland House.
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Just wait until Beyoncé starts letting Chloe x Halle cuss on their songs...
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@TiaMowry You’re in the comments going OFF. IKTR Sister… (Sister 🫣)
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"Hotties! You know how much mental wellness means to me, so I created a hub with resources that can help when you might need a hand. Head to now and check it out. Love y'all so much 🖤" - @theestallion
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...before I post a pic, should I flex?
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4 years
How tho?
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I WON A NOLA TWERK CONTEST. #Goals . #MardiGras2020
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it’s just me versus me I’m beefing with myself
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Lemme bust in you before your flight.
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@malikdmcintyre “I don’t trust bitches with no friends.” I’m screaming.
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Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton really sued Pornhub and got the website to shut down operations in the state of Texas.
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Y’all really be fine....with fine friends....and have the nerve to get mad when I try to fuck all of y’all....
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I’m a human, I’m not perfect. I know sometimes I be wrong...
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@loserhands_ You tryna blind us?!
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THIS IS A LIT ASS BABY SHOWER #BOACHELLA
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@TheHurricaneDu @crissles Not you thinking this is about DMX... Just loud and wrong, sis... WRONGDAVISION
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5 years
*hot girl @crissles has entered the chat*
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Doja Cat is so incredibly unserious for making her adlib on 21 Savage’s “n.h.i.e.”… “ADLIB” 😭 #AmericanDream
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Thought they knew my body. Guess they don’t.
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I wanna fuck him.
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🫵🏽
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Imagine Diddy playing one of your songs during a #Verzuz and he hasn’t paid royalties in decades...
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@Reese10Angel Chi-Town Shawty
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The switch up. The purse. The @Google office. These girls @flyanaboss are literally manifesting the brand deals + partnerships that they’re rapping about. 🥹
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4 years
“Alexa, play #Detroit2 by @BigSean , track one...”
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Diggy....
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4 years
life is good. @Drake x @1future
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50/75: progress report
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3 years
I’m hollering that Joseline put more clothes ON 💀
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@LilNasX Period.
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if you look good, act bad
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9 months
let’s check back in 75 days…
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7 years
This would be the perfect time for a joint tour. OTR was so good. Just imagine the story that LEMONADE and 4:44 would tell collectively.
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THIQUE*
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the muse.
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show me a pic when y'all knew y'all was thicccc 👀
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“…need your hands all up on my body” #EternalSunshine
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2 years
My girl @theestallion really graduated from college and got Congressional recognition in the same weekend.
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3 years
last day of summer.
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3 years
Physical.
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Got in some good work tonight 💪🏾
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Ain’t no bih in me…
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Gift & a Curse
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@shea_jordan
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"I'm so reckless when I rock my Givenchy dress..."
@BrianMcLight
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Is Beyoncé Jet Skiing in a gown? 😭
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yo voy 🇵🇷
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@notcapnamerica I was about to say, “it looks like they’re sitting in church,” but we go up there, too…
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Chef Dee said he makes 3 figures a year off Zeus alone. Outside of the show shit. Real talk.
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Here We Go (Uh Oh)
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@theestallion If you don’t give us the damn video....
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I promise that’s all sweat. 💦
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whatever Meghan Thee Princess is about to say to Oprah tonight has all of Buckingham Palace shaking because this assault in the media is insane.
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“Getting out of bed to work out in the morning is a struggle… I’m like, ‘I can stay here for another hour, or I can get up and go work out and be a bad bitch. If I want to be a stallion and not a pony, I got to get up and put in the work.’”
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She said she wanted to get some shit off her chest. Lay it to rest. It’s exactly what she did.
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I SAID WHAT I SAID
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Still thinking about how Meg dropped Hiss and said nothing further. I pray for that kind of discipline
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@crissles "Got these on sale, and they pennyloafers, DSW..."
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Sliding into my 30s like… 🇵🇷
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Rent being due the day after Easter is kinda madness, because I thought that HE paid it all…
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summer bodies are built in 67° weather during winter.
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YAAAAAAAAASSSSS RT @DrPDeezy : This the same Orlando Brown yall was calling a crackhead yesterday?
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that new @kashdoll eats. #POWER
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His Is Risen. Luke 24:6 #ResurrectionSunday
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Nah, you’re not. But tweeting this as if that makes you some “superior gay archetype” is strange. Then again, you were in my DMs heavily while you were both engaged AND married, so maybe in fact you are…
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A Mo City nigga got a Kardashian pregnant. Anything is possible.
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@Variety NOW GIRL…
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@QondiNtini the inclusivity >>
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@BroderickHunter The first half of this tweet had me shook.
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@shea_jordan
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this you?
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@VanJones68
Van Jones
4 years
Today is a good day. It’s easier to be a parent this morning. Character MATTERS. Being a good person MATTERS. This is a big deal. It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around. Today is a good day. #PresidentBiden #VotersDecided
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....speaks....in.....cursive. http://t.co/tt2i8W7uG7
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In case y’all forgot, Nandi Howard is the YOUNGEST editor at Essence Magazine... from Mo City, Texas to Christian Siriano’s backyard. I stan.
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I love snacks and I love fashion shows so I was just in heaven.
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“Nothing ever comes with ease…” #ComingHome
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@YonceVocals “paid a lot of money” with an obstructed view…
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