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Alex

@semiretiredemo

5 years

Mary: I'm pregnant Joseph:

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"a horse I know" would have me hanging onto your every word at the function

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1 month

playing around on google maps and looked up the farm in Ireland where a horse I know lives. there he is. Smokey the horse, visible from space

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6 years

Would you like a Strongbow Dark Fruits with that entitled attitude?

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1 year

I pledge allegiance to the band of Mr Schneebly and will not fight him for creative control and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band

Sky News

@SkyNews

1 year

People watching the ceremony will be invited to say the words: "I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law - so help me God"

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4 years

Bring this to the UK you cowards

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4 years

If you'd told me ten years ago that Jedward would be loudly encouraging the acceptance of trans people while Hagrid grumbles about young people and the war, all in the midst of a global pandemic, I would've asked you to stop lying

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6 years

Let 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 enjoy 👏🏻 things 👏🏻 Please destroy the notion that kids can't have fun. I thought we left this "real fan" nonsense in the bin at least half a decade ago

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@semiretiredemo

4 months

People need to be reminded about the 'unreserved' part of unreserved standing

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@abiiorja

4 months

Got here at doors and pushed my way to barrier no way you guys camped 3 days 😭

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6 years

Don't pretend you came out of the womb shouting along to the Courteeners on some questionable drugs that your mate bought from a teenager in Reading's yellow campsite

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6 years

I don't have any SoundCloud tunes to promote but please let these photos of my girlfriend with a dog bring you joy and positivity

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1 year

This came up in my Facebook memories and hey remember when big arena gigs cost under £30

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@semiretiredemo

3 years

I said "of course" ❤️

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@semiretiredemo

25 days

I've now started queueing for the Electric Ballroom show and will be line leader!! Everybody get in touch so they can receive their queue number xxxx

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

25 days

🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak will begin a tour of the UK tomorrow [ @KevinASchofield ]

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1 year

When in doubt, ask the family emo

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4 years

How not to organise presents for my retired GP mum: she unwrapped one from my brother, then I watched in horror as I saw our dogs had clubbed together to buy her one. My copy was the final nail in the coffin. Merry Christmas @amateuradam

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5 years

I'm going viral again thanks to this piece of blasphemy so I just wanna say be nicer to each other than I was to the family of Jesus in this tweet

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

Transphobia retweeted on my timeline. Bye 👋🏻

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

There won't be many bands left to play Slam Dunk next year. Like it'll just be Zebrahead accompanied by sirens wailing in the distance

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

The Linkin Park logo had a hexagon shape around it to signify the six members. One of the lines has now gone. 💔

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@semiretiredemo

22 days

Babe are you okay? You've barely paid your respects to the *checks notes* YMAS hearse

You Me At Six

@youmeatsix

22 days

SLAM DUNK SOUTH 20:50 🖤

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

My brother in Christ you are sitting on a golden throne

Bloomberg UK

@BloombergUK

2 years

Prince Charles announces the government's top priority is to "help ease the cost-of-living for families," with a promise to "level up opportunity in all parts of the country"

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5 years

Lying to Parliament is the Most Fun a Mogg Can Have Without Taking His Clothes Off

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5 years

A LEAVER YOU CAN'T SWEAT OUT. thank you i will not be taking any questions.

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@semiretiredemo

9 years

This is the greatest thing to ever grace the UK Pop Punk group http://t.co/PhQ90kCXDZ

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@semiretiredemo

2 months

Hi yeah quick question lads what about the transphobe who's made consistent social media ✨oopsies✨ and who makes you all look like hypocrites

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@Architectsuk

2 months

Curse 7AM PDT / 3PM BST tomorrow

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6 years

Architects. Concorde 2. Sunday 2 December 2018.

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3 months

No matter the band controversies and discourse, it will always be amusing that people think this is a forum about architecture 😭

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

I like how the MCR merch for this run seems nice and standard until you see at least two items that radiate pure chaotic energy

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

Meanwhile, as we wait for Moose Blood to release any meaningful statement...

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@semiretiredemo

4 years

If Zipper wants to hunt me down for selling eggs then I am willing to fight him 1 v 1 in the plaza #ACNH

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@semiretiredemo

6 months

£50 for a poster? You're having a laugh sleepy bois

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@semiretiredemo

6 months

Never forget when the absolutely lovely and wholesome Ukrainian refugees my parents took in bought my brother some chocolates and they turned out to be chocolate depictions of fuckin Kama Sutra positions 😭

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

@ProgressBar2017 Nice

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

If any band is gonna announce a split on stage but actually use it as cover to disappear for a while and come back at the start of a new album cycle, it's going to be Creeper

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

Good to see Download being so green by recycling ♻️

Download Festival

@DownloadFest

5 years

Your first #DL2020 announcement is (officially) here🤘🔥 Get ready to ROCK with @kiss , @IronMaiden , @systemofadown and MORE!🤘🔥 @Barclaycard customers can enjoy 48 hours of exclusive presale access + get 10% off before general sale on Wed 25 at 2pm 🎟👉

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1 year

"To make sure lots of vehicles clogged up a single-track road in Hertfordshire, regardless of prepayment, we simply decided not to do our jobs and wave anyone through. We couldn't possibly have foreseen the chaos that permitting payment on the day would cause"

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

We all make mistakes but at least I haven't written an album like Hold Me Down before cheating on my fiancée

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@semiretiredemo

8 months

Huge fan of the festival taking steps to be more environmentally friendly by recycling two former headliners

Slam Dunk Festival

@SlamDunkMusic

8 months

We are very excited to share with you the first names for Slam Dunk Festival 2024 Tickets on sale Friday 10am For all information including 2023 ticket holder discount please visit

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5 months

*Great band with awful fanbase intensifies*

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

Davis: gone Johnson: gone Brexit: shambles Sun: out Temperature: hot Football: coming home

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

@LaurenBirdd_ @blackmirror @elinacalipa_ @thenameispolly @alexxmozx Pretending everything's fine the morning after like

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

@ci4r4nics @RynoTurnip @painthands Ah yes how scary how terrifying

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

I never tweeted about this because I was too busy milking the situation irl, but I fainted after my booster vaccine last week and hit my head on the kitchen bin 🙂 After needing a bandage around my head, I have a chonky scar above my eye. The bin didn't come away much better lmao

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

@jimmyeatworld Jimmy Eat WoЯld

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

Vegan activism knows no bounds

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6 years

Just saw a man in Tesco tell a packet of cheese to fuck off.

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@semiretiredemo

8 years

Everybody is changing their Facebook headers to Davey Cameron is a pie. This is a truly beautiful moment of human unity.

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@semiretiredemo

1 year

Just remembered I said "men will literally headline Download instead of going to therapy" about Oli Sykes on Friday

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

The world's massive wealth inequality, the possible implementation of a universal basic income in the wake of automation in society and NBC picking up Brooklyn Nine-Nine please

Little Mix

@LittleMix

6 years

Song writing again today. What concepts would you like to hear us sing about? :) jade x

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6 years

This isn't a story that you can spin into something positive and noble. This is a shocking indictment of an utterly broken and selfish society.

ABC News

@ABC

6 years

When 11-year-old Nemiah Martinez found out her mom needed a kidney and pancreas treatment, she started a lemonade stand to help pay for her to get treatment at the Mayo Clinic. To date, she’s raised $1,100. “I just try to do the best I can do for her.”

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7 months

I know it's an intimate show and I know they play stadiums but this is still obscene

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@semiretiredemo

1 year

If you or a loved one has been bombarded with HMA ticket emails, you may be entitled to compensation x

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7 years

My favourite wedding photo/caption combination of all time

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

The NHS saved my life as a baby before I knew of the greed in US healthcare. My family never had to worry about bankruptcy in the wake of my treatment. Incredible NHS staff kept me alive in my incubator and they will sustain me until my grave. Kindly fuck off, Ted.

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It is a grim reminder that systems of socialized medicine like the National Health Service (NHS) vest the state with power over human lives, transforming citizens into subjects.

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2 months

Close to the peak British culture rn

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1 year

I know it's been said a thousand times but the empowering inclusivity of Lizzo's backing dancers is so refreshing to see

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

You were one of the kindest people I've ever known. I'll hold you in my heart forever. 🥀

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@semiretiredemo

4 years

That's Neil, the baby, you uncultured swine x

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4 years

FYI: Baby Neil and Neil are the played by the same actor in Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special. Amazing.

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5 months

My brother in Christ nobody is buying this as an accident when your true character seems to be all over your following list

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@semiretiredemo

3 years

Gillian McKeith has discovered that acronyms exist and you can make them mean whatever you want them to mean.

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@semiretiredemo

3 years

Been out for most of the day but I'm absolutely determined to reply to every comment across all social media about The Incident. Thank you so much everyone ❤️

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@semiretiredemo

4 years

Growing up really is all about changing Blu Tack posters to framed prints on hooks

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@alex__dalton96

4 years

thought it would be cool to frame my architects poster yesterday🤷🏻‍♂️

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@semiretiredemo

1 year

Thank you! I didn't enter!

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@semiretiredemo

4 years

Tomorrow we will have been together officially for three years. I couldn't have wished for a better partner.

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

Yikes just say you're racist my dude

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

How similar is our music taste? 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% percent pleasure 50% percent pain 100% reason to remember the name

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@semiretiredemo

1 year

You won, Download. Enjoy the money. I hope it makes you happy.

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

"Hashtag save the pigs" says Lucy, despite expressing concern about no gelatine when gelatine consists of boiled bones, cartilage, and other leftovers from the meat industry. "Stop forcing vegetarianism on us" says Jade, when gelatine is tasteless and entirely unnecessary.

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One full year without you, somehow. We're doing okay down here. Your daughter has enough hair for pigtails now. Ryan released that final song you were working on. I want you to thrash me at FIFA again. Every sunflower I see makes me think of you. I miss you, Micki. I love you. 🌻

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4 years

Sometimes Twitter isn't so bad

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6 months

Wrong Christian holiday to celebrate the resurrection but I'll take it

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@semiretiredemo

7 months

At what point does it become an Adultbel

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@MichaelxMyersx

7 months

I HAVE THE GIANT BABYBEL THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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@semiretiredemo

4 years

Bunny Day has driven my island to the brink of insanity #ACNH

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1 year

BBC News (World)

@BBCWorld

1 year

Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests

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BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

4 years

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus and is experiencing mild symptoms, says No 10

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10 months

I went on my first proper ✨date✨ with someone new for the first time in a long, long time today and when Odeon say they sell large drinks they mean Large™️

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@semiretiredemo

6 years

I joined the club today and learnt that white highlights are... challenging. Love you and miss you, Roxy.

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6 years

Blessing ur timeline with spring lambs

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

Your boy stood as a council candidate in the ward he grew up in and 156 people had enough faith to vote Green. To get double Labour's vote and to be 100 away from the Lib Dems is an absolute honour 💚

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@semiretiredemo

4 years

Little Britain also comes to mind. Comedy that punches down is not good comedy.

badly-drawn barbenheimer 🤯

@soapachu

4 years

The whole 'axing left-wing bias in comedy' story is blowing my mind. We did right-wing 'comedy' in the 70s, remember? Laughing at minorities/disabled people/poor people. It wasn't funny then and it's not fucking funny now.

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3 years

Huge fan of Facebook wanting me to react to my own engagement as if I'm not right there

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6 years

Hello I'm in love can u tell

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@semiretiredemo

10 months

I miss you more than I can possibly express. I wish I could hug you one more time, have you play music one more time and see how your wonderful daughter has grown already. Happy 26th birthday, Micki. I love you so much. 🌻💛

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

I've adored Brand New for years to the point where I nearly got the Deja astronaut tattooed. They're basically my favourite band. But never ever let your love for a group of musicians blind you to abusive behaviour and predatory actions.

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5 years

@petespokerstats @samsmith

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3 years

How it started 1 hour ago vs how it's going

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

I may have missed out on going to MCR after having the tickets for two years, but consider this: it meant I had the pleasure of avoiding Milton Keynes

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@semiretiredemo

6 months

Wow guys this seems so complicated haha wouldn't it be less confusing if your band just dissolved teehee

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6 months

What kind of fucked up ticketing system is this 💀💀 The ONLY way to get a dc show ticket is to purchase ANOTHER ticket to a show an hour drive away??

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@semiretiredemo

7 years

The Dogspotting group is a blessing that we don't deserve

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7 years

Dogspotting has my heart forever and always

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

I took just a D N AAAAA T e S t t u r n z o u t i'm 1 0 % luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will, 5% pleasure & 50% pain

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

"You're not Cheddar, you're just some common bitch!"

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2 years

Beyond grateful to everyone who made it to the little village I grew up in for the big Shalex engagement party ❤️

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@semiretiredemo

4 months

Graphic design is my passion

Download Festival

@DownloadFest

4 months

Pre-order your official Liquid Death presents Download Festival 2024 merch now 🤘

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

Seeing people moaning about how little the crowd was moving during some MCR songs as if a large percentage of their fans aren't bearing down on 30 with an increasing number of back issues

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@semiretiredemo

2 years

Happy Boxing Day from Shalex 💜

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@semiretiredemo

5 years

My friend still struggles and despises you after you last tried settling matters like this "privately and legally" so forgive me if I don't hold much hope in this secret process