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8 months

Well, Musk has finally made Twitter sufficiently intolerable that I've had enough. Be good, see ya at Bsky when you've snagged a code.

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Your regular reminder that a corgi crossed with any other breed just ends up looking like a corgi disguised as the other dog. Dalmatian

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Somehow Ring's erratic choice of capitalisation makes this all the more terrifying

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The new District Attorney of Los Angeles County did not come to play. Sworn in and then posted this 2h later:

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When you go to a gallery and discover you've not aged in 430 years...

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Tesco is giving all their pregnant, vulnerable and over-70 staff (3,000 of them) 12 weeks' paid leave.

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*crumbles further into dust*

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IMPORTANT NOTICE

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IMPORTANT OWL SHIT TO DO

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In London you could rent this out for about £750 a month

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My brother built his dog a separate room in his house !

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"The curve is flattening; we can end lockdown now" = "This parachute has slowed my rate of descent; I can take it off now"

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Britain rn

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battenberg cat

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Fear not everyone, Pat Robertson has worked out what caused the Coronavirus; oral sex! With women! Which they didn't have when he was younger!

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YOU VOTED AGAINST IT YOU UTTER WEAPON

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I'm really pleased that the Domestic Abuse Bill has been passed by Parliament. This bill will protect approximately 2.4 million victims each year from domestic abuse. This shows the power of our democracy to make real change for people across the country.

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Stockholm has new trains, and they have a tiny Easter egg...

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Give me the confidence of white men lecturing Martin Luther King III about his own father

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Husky

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*sigh*

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The littlest nope

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5 years

Hmm whatever could the difference be

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"You scumbag you maggot, You're cheap and you're haggard" Lyrics used by Kirsty McColl singing live in 1992. Not only did she recognise the problem way back then, she provided alternative words. You have zero excuse.

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Just re-sharing the best tattoo cover up ever

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Homebase nailing the current political zeitgeist

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German Shepherd

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Great Dane (which really poses logistics questions)

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3 years

FUCKING HELL TWITTER I WAS READING THAT

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2 years

I've been laughing at this for some minutes now

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Australian Shepherd

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Golden Retriever

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Rottweiler

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Beagle

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Been alive for 47 years and never been hit by a car. I'm proof that road fatalities don't exist.

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St Bernard

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Pug

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Tibetan mastiff

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Newfoundland (!!!)

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Everything's pretty grim, so here's a bowlful of baby rescue otters

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Pitbull

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Maltese terrier

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A #Brexit story in three acts

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Some fuckwit on BBC news: "I've had worse flu". Well that's great for you. But guess what? It's not about you. It's about your mum with cancer, or your neighbour with MS, or your asthmatic child. How did we lose our empathy in so wholesale a fashion?

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And I'm done

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When your pup doesn't like to get her face wet

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Mastiff

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A fact I learned this week: #ItsASin has led to a 400% uptick in demand for HIV testing kits.

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Statistically, you're more likely to die from Tory policy than from terrorism

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I have found my nemesis

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Rottie # 2 (I know we've already had one but omg)

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I never thought I'd again see herds of wild HGVs in their natural environment. Nature is healing.

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Border Collie

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Please stop saying Piers Corbyn is mentally ill. All it does is stigmatize those of us who do have diagnosed mental health problems and who aren't out there being dangerous twats.

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Bulldog

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Kind of bummed I didn't title the whole thread 'Incorgnito'

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Basset Hound

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Black Lab

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That...that says "tit". It literally says "tit" WHY ARE THERE NO GOOD RIGHT WING GRAPHIC DES...oh yeah ok

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Read to the end

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Chihuahua

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And then the DWP declared him fit to work

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Sir William Wallace was dragged naked to Smithfield in London today in 1305. He was strangled, castrated, disembowled and then his insides were burnt in front of him while he was still just alive. Then he was beheaded and chopped into quarters.

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Random Sunday sheep thread. The best sheep available, get your freshly-picked sheep right here! First up: the Valais Blacknose. Because JUST LOOK AT THEM OMG. They're like living Muppets.

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America: where men think they need ANTI-TANK WEAPONS to buy a fucking burger

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I was today years old when I realised this is why aubergines are also called eggplant

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Seventies glam rock icons as moths, a thread. 1. Marc Bolan, T-Rex

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Well this blew up overnight, so I'm muting notifications now. Take your meds, drink lots of water and never vote Tory.

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7 years

When you're fully gothed up and still drunk at the bus stop at 8am.

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@Littlemisskatyb I still fail to understand why 5 years' worth of consistent rent payment evidence isn't worthwhile evidence of ability to service a mortgage.

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"wounded"

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This is Trump's "small groups of protesters". #AntiTrump #LA

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This isn’t a painting. It's the most detailed image of a human cell to date, obtained by radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy. Via Elahe Afnani

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If a woman you knew showed up at work with a fat lip and a cut eyebrow; would you ask them about it? Because zero people have commented on what I think are reasonably obvious injuries.

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Sightly tougher line taken during the 1918 pandemic

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Still the best name I have ever seen.

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yes this is correct

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SAFETY THIRD

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Those people who say "my parents hit me; didn't do me any harm". Yes it did. It caused you to grow up thinking it's ok for an adult to hit a child.

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You. Have. Got. To. Be. Shitting. Me.

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This is what we're dealing with

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@benscribbles @Raphaelite_Girl @GJDiebelius Here's Waffles. He grabbed a bee

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I cannot tell you how much I love things like this:

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No, it's #notallmen . But that doesn't matter. It's enough men.

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I don't want to say "I told you so" but I'm fucking going to anyway

US firms seek changes to UK standards on beef and drugs

US trade lobby groups urge the UK to change standards closer to their own for a post-Brexit trade deal.

www.bbc.co.uk

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@gitoma1 @Gerbychic That's victim-blaming. This is all about his behaviour, not about her 'choosing' him as a mate.

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I feel judged

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@SophGalustian This is everything

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Hanging out

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Same, TKMaxx stool. Same.

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Every single MP who voted against a pay rise for nurses. Let me know when you spot the pattern. (You'll need to zoom in)

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The paint gang wanted to cheer up the grey, cracked bollards in their street, so indulged in a bit of guerrilla painting... All the neighbours loved it, except one, whom we shall call Jerkface. Jerkface came and washed off the pink and purple bollards with a mop and bucket...

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I have questions

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Fuck right off.

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Appeal to identify Edward Colston statue protesters

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Of the myriad things wrong with this creepy, misogynistic tweet (and wrong with Lee Hurst generally) there's a heavy implication that he thinks condoms are made of plastic.

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Deaths per million of population: Germany 72 Denmark 74 Portugal 91 Norway 38 UK 308 And people are seeing Johnson's response to COVID as a success?

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Ahahahahaha great social team there

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A small thread on wild cats you may not have known about, all of whom have had enough of your shit. Rusty spotted cat. Max weight 3.5lbs. Not. Having. It.

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STOP EVERYTHING Tull and Penelope, Cotswold Wildlife Park's Pallas cats, have had BABIES!

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