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Sekuru Gudo vekuDotito

19 days

Ndakasvika kumasowe zvikanzi ndaona mweya wengozi asi makatsika munhu here nemota ndikati handisati ndambo Driver zvikanzi mauya makapfekei ndikati manyatera ayo zvikanzi ehezve ndiwo akagadzirwa netayi rakatsika munhu, 😝😝😝😝

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Sekuru Gudo vekuDotito

@sekuru_gudo

2 years

ZANU PF is living in the past where @HeraldZimbabwe and @ZBCZW @ZBCNewsonline were the only means of communication. Watching @nelsonchamisa ’s interview live on YouTube ndiripa Dotito zvangu

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4 years

Tambobvisa Red iya yainirira magamba akafira mahara, tichaidzosa kana tave nemagamba chaiwo, achafira zviripo tabvisa hutongi hwehudzvanyiriri uripo iye zvino

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2 years

Finally found how ZANU can silence @daddyhope once & for all. He will never go to Geneva or tweet again 1) build many modern maternity wards 2) Buy many cancer machines for all hospitals 3) Stop looting & smuggling 4) Stop corruption 5)Fix economy Kana paTwitter hamumuone futi

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@sekuru_gudo

1 year

On a sad note Amai George vepaMereki passed on yesterday after she had suffered from stroke last week. May her soul rest in peace!

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Tsvangirai was a legend in life and even in his death! He died on 14 February the day people wear red to celebrate love, and that red is also the MDC colors! Was this a coincidence? No! All those wearing on 14 Feb now celebrate both MRT and Love! MHSIRP till we meet again!

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@sekuru_gudo

10 months

I asked one of them as to why do they behave as if they are highly paid, he responded that all policemen in Zimbabwe are recruited from certain class or background. E.g do you expect someone who went to Peterhouse or St George’s to be a cop in ZIM?

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Chamisa anounganirwa nevanhu Zanu pf inounganidza vanhu I rest my case.

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

There will be no Free ZUPCOs, or madzimai emusika being forced to get into free buses. No promise of free tittle deeds or maize seed and fertilizers. No busing of people from rural areas. We are going there on our own with just one promise, “a new & better Zimbabwe in 2023”

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Ndisati ndarara hangu, ndine mubvunzo Hwani? Saka @DMwonzora aifunga kuti akatora mazita ose MDC T And MDC A, colours, Harvest House neguva raTsvangirai vanhu vaizomutevera here nhai?

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Dear Professor @ProfMadhuku U promised that if ZANU PF continues with Consitutional Ammendment Bill 2 u will withdraw from POLAD! May I take this opportunity to let u know that it was tabled before Parly last week! Waiting for yr formal withdrawal from POLAD Wako Sekuru Gee

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@sekuru_gudo

3 months

Hulu @Pachisolife ’s mother is faking invasion and crying ! Please stop your childish theatrics, I am to expose her soon. I hope she knows what I am talking about. Stop being silly I will expose her

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

ZANU (PF) yakapusa, kudzima network kuti vanhu vasaone @nelsonchamisa 's speech live. But still the videos of the Rally are now readily available on YouTube. Now the Citizens can now watch it over and over again. Ngavavhare YouTube futi. Zim politics dzekudzimirana network

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

ZANU PF promised to build 833 houses per day during their campaign and create 4M jobs! This weekend I am free and have fuel! Anyone who knows where I can go and verify these houses today? @nickmangwana

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you MOST patriotic Zimbabwean of all the time, Ndabaningi Nick Mangwana. So patriotic that his entire family lives in UK. On the 2nd position is Michael “Padare” Mutekedzi who and his entire family live in Bvukururu

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Even kids in ECD A now knows that life is no longer bearable in Zim! Apa vamwe vakuru vanonyepera kudzungaira kunge vasiri kuzviona nhai

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@sekuru_gudo

10 months

Vanhu vekuMabvuku zvenyu shuwa. Ndimi mega muchaona Floyd zvenyu. Kungomuona chete, prices in your shops will go down, unemployment rate will be zero, inflation will be a thing of the past, you will all be rich, even chando chinobva chapera shuwa. Thanks to Scot

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

I am looking for 2 sets of people, those that were saying ED is capable of turning around the economy and let’s give him a chance AND those that were saying Valerio Sibanda is different from other Army Generals, he is more level headed and ethical! May these people pliz come here

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

To all those who feel offended by @joseph_kalimbwe , who feel he has gone too far! I have some bad news for you! You haven’t seen anything yet! He will continue to offend Varakashi and ZANU PF by highlighting Zambia’s achievements 😀😀😀😀😀😀

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@sekuru_gudo

8 months

#BREAKING_NEWS @DMwonzora is going to recall 47 MPs and 120 councillors soon. He has already written to the speaker of House of Assembly with the list of all MPs he intend to RECALL! . Ndakapfuura nepa Harvest House nezuro ndikanzwa tsitsi shuwa kuti Baba vaBertha vakamboganza

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Kana pane zvicharwadza Matigary zvekurara nebhutsu nhasi ndezvizvi manje! Two people he passionately hate meeting? Mavengerero akaita Chamisa naHope and seeing them together, hatred yacho inoproducer magetsi, ndosaka nhasi Zim yose ine magetsi shuwa

nelson chamisa

@nelsonchamisa

4 years

Today,I visited a Hero and Veteran Journalist,Hopewell Chin’ono.We thank God that he is recovering well after being released on bail.Hope ignites hope. He remains steadfast in fighting corruption and speaking truth to power.The March is not ended. #ZimbabaweanLivesMatter

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5 years

When Jairos Jiri died, people expected him to be declared a NATIONAL HERO! The then minister of state security openly declared that Heroes Acre is for political heroes who went to war, Jiri is not a hero but a saint & shd be buried at Saints Acre! The then min was ED🤔

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

According to P Chinamasa MDC has failed in urban areas & he wonders why ppe still vote for it! Below is a pics of school in Gokwe where they have been voting for ZANU since 1980, their MP now drives a Lambo, also wonder why these ppe vote for @ZANUPF_Official . ZANU PF legacy 👇🏿

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Let’s take a moment to remember the 7 Zimbos that were sacrificed by ED to steal the elections in 2018! Let’s not forget @lilomatic and Maynard who went on to lie before the Commision to defend the regime’s killing of innocent and unarmed civilians, Linda got a farm in return

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

He knew from the onset that he was going to get nothing in this by elections and decided to stay away right from the onset. In 2023 he is going to participate and get nothing but will join Polad and enjoy free meals at state house and a free car

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Follow train for MaZizi,leave a heart 💛below & follow everyone who likes your heart ❤️ & they must follow you back, let’s go! 💃🏽💃🏽 @LynneStactia 🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Leadership who in 2020 still believe that speaking to a grave will bring a change to their fortunes? Should we trust such leadership with the country? Speaking to a grave shuwa? In this age and time? Ndatya nazvo ini

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Vanoona @ZBCNewsonline @ZBCZW how true is this? I only know the last one

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Inga technology yakanaka, tange tiri paRally naNero izvozvi kuno kuDotito nhai

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@sekuru_gudo

4 months

Kare Konye was on @VoaShona this evening saying she just saw it on social media that she is replacing Chamisa. She categorically denied that and said she is waiting for Nero on the way forward. In the meantime some Twimbos are busy kumuwundura left, right and centre on X

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

The alleged Father is excluded as the biological father for the tested Party MDC T/ MDC Alliance , the probability of paternity is 0 % (Zero). Muchishona tirikuti VaMwonzora hapana chenyu chiri kuwanikwa Mu party. Hamusi baba veParty

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

Good evening @DMwonzora Who voted for you?

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@sekuru_gudo

3 months

Just watching from a distant, Hwende achiudza Skilled Rebhara kuti I am coming for you? Ndozvatinoziva zvichiitwa kuZANU PF, zvino kuCCC zviriko futi kuti I am coming for you? To do what? Hwende is now History shuwa showing his true colours

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Cde @nickmangwana I understand we now use UK and USA as our standards going forward, (since u were comparing their abduction figures with ours), May you also compare their load shedding, fuel queues and salaries with ours please Sir

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

#Breaking :.Fired state security Minister promised the Zanu pf structures that he will come back and lead the party in 3weeks time. Unconfirmed reports state that former minister Ncube jumped the border to 1 of the neighbouring countries this evening. Let's wait and see..

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

MDCA prez @nelsonchamisa had been accused of being quite all along. Just stood up once this week, suddenly @MyMDC_T , @APAZimbabwe @LEADZim2023 @zanupf_patriots etc r runnin around with tweets, press conference, press release. “THEY ALL LISTENED ATTENTIVELY TO NERO’s speech” #CCC

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Those brave ladies that demonstrated against @nelsonchamisa when he said he wld give ED his sister if he wins 5% of the votes, where are you now when the soldiers are beating pregnant ladies, when women are being beaten in their homes by soldiers! Some ladies were killed, maimed

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

Took these pics with a heavy heart and tears in my eyes! This is there in RSA just less than 500km from Zimbabwe, yet if u say we can have this in Zimbabwe you will be labeled a liar, a dreamer, etc among many other names! Takaroyiwa navakafa dai vari vapenyu vainzwa tsitsi shuwa

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

One man who stood up against RGM and was expelled for speaking against corruption back then.

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4 years

If we could all do this 👇🏿 on 31 July 2020 then ZRP or ZNA cannot anything to us! I will be there, what about you 🤔

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

@DrThoko_Khupe Zvekuita mutengesi izvi since musina kuzvinyora kuti you became a sellout at what age, we are left to conclude that you were born a sellout handitika

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

@nickmangwana Madii kutanga nekugadzirisa economy, tozoita zvemahumbwe vanhu vasisarare muFuel Queue, inflation yave single digit, cash yave kuwanikwa kuma Banks, vanhu vose vave nemabasa, CSC neZiscosteel zvanhurwa as per your prophecy,

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Only paid trolls want the current situation to remain as it is, where ZANU PF has dismally failed. Deep down they also want a change as well. Among all the opposition leaders @nelsonchamisa is the only giving Zimbos the hope of a better Zimbabwe in 2023

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

DOTITO BAR 🍺TALK! MISSING PERSON ALERT! Missing is my drinking partner for the Wine Hour @TrevorNcube ! Last seen shortly before fuel increase, riots and beatings by the thieves who stole soldiers uniforms, guns and helicopters! If seen pliz contact nearest DailyNews vendor

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@sekuru_gudo

11 months

Ko @ProfJNMoyo Mazvionawo here zviri kuitwa neParty isina maStructures, there were no free buses, no one was force marched, no promises of free food or tittle deeds. No one called “Mama save me”

King Jay🇿🇼

@KingJayZim

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

"We hear this hero is from Kadoma? If so, he can have one meal a day for an ENTIRE MONTH from our KADOMA STORE or ANY OTHER HOTPLATE GRILLHOUSE of his choice. We love and appreciate such heroes. To save any life is worth our attention" Tweet from @HotplateGrillh1

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2 years

Izvi zviri kunyanya kurwadza maNuetral neMDC A ya @DMwonzora neLEAD ya @lilomatic ! Apa Rinda Ari kuitira Rally muLounge yekuHigh density. Takavaudza vana Dagie Dagie kuti makatora zvose kusiya kwemaSupporters chete. Imagine in such a short time people dumped Red for Yello colour

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@sekuru_gudo

3 months

One word for the Best ever Finance minister wearing the betrayal cap! Modern day Morrison Nyathi who schemed to donate all seats to ZANU PF ! Judas Iscariot! Showed his true colours after losing primaries in his constituency,

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Why was Ngarivhume arrested and @lilomatic not arrested when they openly appeared together on Twitter saying they were organizing together #31July demonstration together! Shd they both not be at Chikurubi right now? #ZimbabweanLivesMatter

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Just woke up and find that my followers have been reduced by one! Checked and found out that I have been blocked by one young man who was not there during colonial era but blames Smith for not having a tarred road in Mhondoro 43 years after he was gone. Pana SG veCCC pane basawo

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

Unsolicited advice to my fellow countryman @caesarzvayi , please use the July salary carefully my Muzukuru! Hupenyu ivhiri, it could be your last salary🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Opinda here mukomana _____________? Pindurai tinzwe

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

I think ndipo pari kutangira maProblem edu apa

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

2016 Jah Prayzah released Mudhara achauya, then he came, 2017 then kutonga kwaro gamba and we know what happened! In 2018 he just released dzamutsana tsana, please guys switch off the TV, phones and laptops and wait for the drama as it unfolds!!!

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

Ukaona vanhu vari paRally yaChamisa, vanenge vauya vega pasina Sabhuku aridza bhero kuti handeyi kumusangano. Havana kupiwa mari kana chikafu, mbeu kana Fertiliser. Havana kunzi mukasauya hamuwane pfumvudza, kana kuti unomakwa ukasaonekwa. Vauya nechido chekuda Budiriro munyika

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

DIFFERENT STROKES🤔! While in RSA the comedian is welcomed to the state house, in Zimbabwe the comedian is welcomed in the state hospital! #FreeGonyeti #FreeZimbabweCampaign

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

The walkin out from the #SONAZW by MDC MPs was a “non-event”, but all the varakashi spend day and night tweeting about it, Matigary, Hopewell, Zwayi, Nick oh including even Larry are still tweeting about the non-event! What kind of a NON EVENT that kept them and still busy!

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Tisu tazviita- Chibabest featuring Roki @fortunechasi 😜😜😜😜 #TisuTazviita

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

MDC supporters are saying Prices of basic commodities have shot through the roof! ZANU PF supporters are saying it’s a lie! ZBC news have said that it’s a lie that the prices are up! The War Veterans are saying the prices are shooting up and BLAMING Chamisa! Which is which nhai

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

Just a friendly reminder January achipera so, kuti ini navana vangu @samy_kundai na @Shushirai2 tiri hedu #CCC , all the way. Iye zvino kuDotito kune mumwe Gudo munzwa @DarkForceGirl01 mu #CCC zvekare! @nelsonchamisa all the way! Can I get a strong Amen from the #CCC members 😁

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

@nickmangwana “It’s business as usual”, & “with few people in town”? Having the two in one tweet is self contradictory! How can few people in town be business as usual? Maybe as a senior citizen comprehension 101 is now my challenge

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Once lockdown is lifted I hope to see @DMwonzora and @DrThoko_Khupe having their first Rally at Huruyadzo Shopping Centre in St Mary’s Chitungwiza! The people there are waiting to give them a good welcome and the rally will be well attended! Go for it guys, ppe are waiting for u

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

One thing I like about ZANU PF unlike MDC T, is ZANU PF is forward looking Party, while MDC are talking of bullet trains ZANU PF have already bought snow graders becoz Zim will be snowing in the yr 9218! With this mentality they can build 9 Harares in 5 yrs! #EDHasMyVote

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Catholic Bishops stood up & wrote their pastoral letter to gvt raising their concerns on #ZimbabweLivesMatter , Evangelical Fellowship of Zim, Zim Council of Churches & Destiny..... supported the Bishops! Challenge is these guys, 👇🏿👇🏿, Do u foresee them writing anything?

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Zimbos ngavavharirwe internet zvavo, we don't need it at all.

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

*Breking News* The gvt is expected to announce the discovery of sharks and whales in Mukuvisi river,,,,, this comes soon after the discovery of oil in Muzarabani and the discovery of particular lipstick by prophet Magaya Zimbabwe will be great again

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4 years

Munin’ina @DMwonzora wakanzi na Professor @ProfJNMoyo iti PWEEE, ukasaita! Iye zvino wanzi na @daddyhope it PWEEE taneta kumirira! Chingoti Pweee zvipere! How many skeletons are in your closet that you are afraid to say Pweee nhai? Ukanonoka ndave kuzokuitira PWEEE yacho

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

There was a fuel queue for the RTGS fuel at the Westgate Total Service Station this morning. ED’s long motorcade passed by & one of them pulled over & told the attendants at the service station that on their way back they don’t want to see that queue. So they stopped selling fuel

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2 years

This weekend all roads lead to Highfields for the first #CCC Star Rally! Hameno vachamirira maUpdates paTwitter, ini na @bbmhlanga will be there live and direct tichipa maUpdates #RegisterToVoteZW #IamVotingOn26March

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3 years

I am confused someone help me! MDC T led by MRT was blamed for askin for sanctions. According to SC ruling MDC T now led by @DMwonzora is the one then that asked for sanctions! Why then ZPF is blaming a nameless party without plan or even office for the sanctions and not MDC T

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3 months

Kudos to the most stable Opposition Party in Zimbabwe #LeadParty #PurpleRevolution . No recalls, no splits, no one leaving the party, well structured from cell to Politburo, no squabbles, one leader since formation, no infiltration, no problems with ZANU PF. 2028 vote Lead Party

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4 years

@HeraldZimbabwe Don’t guys, that party does not exist at all, it does not have a constitution, it can not sue or be sued and all their MPs in the Parliament and Harvest House now belongs to MDC T led by Khupe! So why do you cry for being turned away from a non existent party?

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

When @nelsonchamisa said he was going to give @edmnangagwa his sister if he gets 5% of the votes, Women rights activists demonstrated in town! Now a whole VP wants to murder someone and I am shocked by their silence! Where are you Fake Women Rights Groups🤔?

Open Space

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5 years

"Our Hon VP Mohadi have become so dangerous to the extent of attacking his former wife with an axe! He has not been arrasted as yet for domestic violence. Lets wait until he kills someone for Women Rights defenders to start to talk" Kelvin Muzhunga @KevinMuzhunga @TembaMliswa

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4 years

@Hon_Kasukuwere It was even worse during your time when you declared Mt Darwin no go area for MDC! Do you remember Paraquat squad that you led and went around brutalizing and killing MDC supporters and you are still free to comment on Twitter, one day you will also need to answer for yr crimes

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2 years

Few citizens who foreign based just decided to on their own to raise funds for #CCC Car 🚘. It was really a journey but finally the team that was driving it remained focus, holding spaces twice everyday. Unfortunately pane varikuswotwa nezvakana izvi

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2 years

Now watching @DMwonzora ’s press conference on YouTube, he said MDC A lost becoz of Voter Apathy & as a way of winnin 2023 their strategy is to push for voter registration! So all those who didn’t t vote or unregistered are MDC A supporters? Kapfupi could have done better than tht

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

Muzukuru @GodhelpPrezdent and vamwe vose, just to let you know that I will be off Twitter for some months to come after the unfortunate incident today in Dotito. I can confirm that it’s me in the picture. I am suspecting one ZANU PF twimbo who I banned from my TL 2 days ago.

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5 years

@MthuliNcube You are right that the prices have gone down by 19% in real US$ terms! The salaries which has remained stationery in RTGS terms from the Coup has gone down by 93% in real USD. Someone who was getting USD 400 is now getting USD28 only! Soon the salaries will 100% down b4 yr end!

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5 years

Mwonzora declared that he was going to contest for the prez in MDC, this is democracy! The provinces are not nominating him for that position, this is democracy! All the best @DMwonzora at the next Congress! If u lose u can form your own party and prove u r popular in 2023!

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

@caesarzvayi Is it possible to be a Christian and work for Herald?

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@sekuru_gudo

11 months

Did Jonso say anything about structures dzaKasukuwero? Just asking for neutrals

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@sekuru_gudo

3 years

The Curse of being a Zim urbanite. After finishing work at 330pm, I r expected to be home by 6pm b4 curfew. If U get into Mushikashika u will be arrested & fined $2k. If u wait for ZUPCO u will get there after 6pm, arrested and still fined $5k #RegisterToVote2023

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@sekuru_gudo

1 year

Just in time for elections to carry ballot boxes in the rigging scheme 😂😂😂😂😂

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@sekuru_gudo

2 years

Nhasi pandanga ndiri mubhazi reZupco,2 vakadzi vanga vachirwira seat,ndobva ndadeedzera,,,🗣️••uyo wezanu ngaagare..!! Vose vari2 varamba vakamira journey yose 😁😁😁 Vanhu havachadi Zanu Ndazoburuka team rose rakunditi King Solomon😅😅😅

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@sekuru_gudo

6 years

When Grace wore that red and white gemenzi remaPositori, two weeks later she became history? Surely history repeats itself

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

@HeraldZimbabwe ED errred in appointing a mental illness nurse to the position of gvt spokesperson! After years of working with mental patients you slowly but surely become like them. The only challenge now is that he treats the world the same way he use to do with mental patients

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

One person who is yet to block anyone on Twitter is @ProfJNMoyo , kudos to him! Just imagine if he had been on Twitter since 2006, wld hve blocked all ZANU PF supporters then in 2008 unblock them and block all MDC supporters, in 2017 then unblock them and block ZANU PF again! 😜

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Pane team riya re #PricesMustFall raiita noise chingwa chiri pa $5, petrol ichiri $4.76, Mazoe achiri pa $12 etc rakaenda kupi gen’a riya! Most of them were PACmen, where are you PACmen? After making noise, includin that one we shamu yemunyu the prices are still falling upwards

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

@nickmangwana 1) HIRING A JET FROM DUBAI ✅ 2) Second highest inflation rate in the world after Venezuela ✅ 3) Runaway exchange rate from 1:1 to 1:12 in 4 months ✅ 4) 18 hour load shedding country wide ✅ 5) Longest fuel queues ever seen in the since 1890 ✅ 6)Shortages of Bread ✅

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2 years

To those that are saying they will not vote for one reason or another, unfortunately the man below is registered and will certainly vote and determine your future! #RegisterToVoteZW

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

There is one voice of reason right now but Zimbos being Zimbos they will always to find a way of pulling him down But why nhai maZimbo takadero so? Always pulling each other down #IstandWithPastorShingi

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

@killerzivhu1 Chamisa is losing popularity then where is the need to have a dialogue between someone losing popularity and the legitimate president ari kutonga? Where is the cause nhai Comrade!

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5 years

Our Minister of Health was on ZTV Face the Nation, he said all pharmacies selling their drugs in US$ and not in Bond or RTGS risk having their licenses cancelled! One caller asked him if it is illegal to charge in US$ and he said it’s not illegal 😜😜😜, ndanyara shuwa

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5 years

If the Comm needs 3 mths to investigate the Aug 1 where 6 ppe dead. How much time will it need 4 Gukurahundi which left 20k dead. 3 mths ÷ 6 ppe = 15days 1 per = 15 days 15 days × 20K = 300K days 300K ÷ 365 = 822 yrs If they start Jan next year, they will finish in the yr 2841

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2 years

Happy Birthday @DMwonzora , wishing you many more years! Handiti makati zvose zvaChamisa zvave zvenyu including his Birthday

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@sekuru_gudo

4 years

Countdown to 25 August. Now we are no longer counting days but hours and soon it will be minutes to the end of the 2 years prophesied by Prophet Knight! 90 hours to go Sir Knight! Zvasiyana nekuita presenter weMvengemvenge, this is economy not Ezimgido! #ZimbabweanLivesMatter

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2 years

Vana @DMwonzora na @MKomichi vaifunga kuti vanhu vaifarira zita rekuti MDC A, neRed colour pamwe nefesi yaTsvangison, zvino hezvo Azadzaaaaa mupfanha uyu, waenda nenyika Chamisa Chete Chete

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6 years

Another moment of silence for those like Matigary, Caeser Zvayi, Ali Naka, Niki, etc who tweet as if they are entitled to 2M votes each, today they will see that they are entitled to just one vote each

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4 years

@nickmangwana Madii kugadzirisa maHospitals by Heroes Day, or economy, inflation yadzika to single digit by Heroes day, kana kuti fuel isanetse by Heroes Day?

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@sekuru_gudo

5 years

Zimbabwe Republic Police are looking for the man in picture below for wearing a ZRP police jacket! If you see him please report to @InfoMinZW , @nickmangwana or the nearest police station!

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2 years

I think it’s true that when ED went to Kenya, he met Jonso and they agreed that he is rejoining them in time for 2023. Check his tweets after ED’s visit to Kenya! Jonso has been ZANU PF and will remain one

Prof Jonathan Moyo

@ProfJNMoyo

2 years

If ridiculous was a statement!

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