sorry but the fact that hua cheng literally jingles when he walks because of his accessories makes him so much less intimidating like he could be heard coming from several yards away and xie lian would be like βhere comes the boy !!!!β
itβs so funny that of all the main martial gods in tgcf fengqing are the only co-gods like pei ming oversees the north and quan yizhen oversees the west but then thereβs just fengqing. who share the south.
knowing that he xuan was an extremely bright and intelligent scholar while he was alive he probably throws up every time he sees hua cheng write something
no but hualian really are that couple that talk soooo much shit about other people like theyβll go to a party together and as soon as theyβre in the car leaving one of them will be like βbabe youβll NEVER guess what i overheard through the vents while i was in the bathroomβ
do you ever read a two thousand page epic romance novel between two soulmates who are very clearly in love and get married at the end of the story only to have your favorite ship end up being those two guys that are quite literally punching each other in like every other scene
mu qingβs allowed to be a little uptight bc personally if i were to be sworn to celibacy and had to look at feng xin in various stages of undress as he practices with a bow for literal centuries i would be bitchier, actually
i like to think that hua cheng didnβt even consider a romantic relationship with xie lian at first, thinking that as long as he was by his side it would be fine, but then as soon as he started talking to him on that ox cart he was just... Oh.
i said this earlier but i canβt believe so many ppl on this website are unable to comprehend that women, especially queer women, often consume mlm content as a form of escapism
hua cheng bottoming for the first time would be like. him casually asking xie lian to fuck him if he wants and xie lian going βokay san lang iβll try my best !!β and two hours later hua cheng is gasping and sobbing as xie lian pounds him into a mattress
thereβs so much sexy tension between manhua hualian in comparison to donghua hualian like whereas in the donghua theyβre very soft and tender in the manhua starember makes it very clear that yes they are Going To Fuck
xie lian coping with his trauma by making self deprecating jokes is just too real but also i think itβs very sweet that hua cheng is there to tell him that the bad things that happened to him are in fact not funny and actually very sad
no but itβs so funny how he xuan is like, the only calamity who actually minds his business like while hua cheng is challenging heavenly officials and qi rong is pretending to be hua cheng and bai wuxiang is ya know, doing his thing he xuan is just chilling in his lair
that part in tgcf where hua cheng showed xie lian his armory and as soon as xl showed excitement over the swords hc just offered all of them to him like can this man be any more obvious
i like how at the beginning of 2ha ur meant to think ooooh cwn so scary so intimidating and then by the end u realize heβs just a Guy. heβs a guy who wants to be held and taken care of and fed pastries
gentle reminder that feng xin spent a lot of time in the mortal realm after he ascended and it was probably because he was looking for xie lian or hoping to see him again :(
modern day prof chu wanning accidentally sleeping in and running late to the morning class he teaches, pulling on random clothes in his hurry to make it on time and itβs not until the whole class erupts in whispers that he realizes heβd put on one of mo ranβs hoodies in his rush
itβs likely that xie lian would already Know about fengqing being a thing super early on but itβs funnier to me if he was like. the last person to find out
when you think about it bingqiu really is just the most tragic ship ever because imagine marrying someone who doesnβt understand a single vine reference thatβs literally what sqq has to deal with for the rest of his life
mo ran: no of course i donβt have a virginity kink lol virginity is simply a social construct meant to shame those whoβ
chu wanning: itβs my first time
mo ran, immediately blacking out:
the fact that mu qing goes into his worshippersβ dreams to yell at them for making ugly statues of him is so funny because imagine having a dream about your god all βah yes itβs my god whom i loveβ and he just kicks you and tells you to take sculpting lessons
so when are we gonna talk about the possibility of fengqing feeling like hua cheng replaced them and his existence in xie lianβs life means that xie lian really doesnβt actually need them around to protect him any more and how fengqing are actually very sad about that
my favorite 2ha arc was when ranwan 2.0 finally got together and snuck around like horny teenagers, holding hands in secret, making out in the forest at night as they try not to get caught,, it was such peak ranwan i adore them
i remember once i saw someone say that shipping hua cheng and mu qing is just soooo disrespectful like to who ??? xie lian ??? xie lian is the one telling them to kiss each other
remember when the only time wwx wore purple in cql was right before giving his golden core to jc and how that purple sash is covering the spot where his golden core would be haha anyway
i love how 2ha itself is this very serious novel with dark, mature themes and meatbunβs just kinda on the side like βbtw u know that chu wanning guy? has never taken a shit in his lifeβ
nsfw but chu wanning on his hands and knees on the bed, trying to crawl away from mo ran because heβs so so overwhelmed and overstimulated after three orgasms, only for mo ran to grab him around the waist and yank him back onto his cock
i like to think that one time mu qing sewed up a damaged ruoye and now whenever mu qing visits ruoye will excitedly zoom across the room and wind itself all the way around mu qingβs body. hua cheng is jealous heβs no longer ruoyeβs favorite
some of my favorite fictional couples are the ones you just know would be absolutely horrible parents. hualian for example would accidentally leave their child at the grocery store and not notice for a week
remember when fengqing made this big deal of xie lian being indebted to them for the destruction he caused when he ascended and then just ended up silently paying it off for him anyway
mu qing pinching feng xinβs nose in the middle of the night to get him to wake up and when feng xin, gasping, looks at him like ??? mu qingβs just βdo u still love meβ
itβs absolutely hilarious to me that the dick ranking book is like a Thing because that means EVERYONE just knows that mo ran has the biggest dick in the cultivation world. some random guy walks past mo ran at the market and thinks βoh thatβs the guy with the biggest dickβ
sometimes i think xie lian will show up at mu qingβs temple for a sleepover whenever hua cheng is off doing ghost city business and wonβt be coming home for a few days
he xuan disguised as ming yi is so funny because heβll be at a heavenly meeting looking like the π emoji and no one has a single clue that he just came up with fourteen different ways he could kiIl shi wudu with a chair
nothing in the tgcf fandom will ever compare to the day we got the Pei Ming Episode of the donghua like the unbridled horny energy on my timeline was unmatched
iβve adopted lwjβs βmnβ into my vocabulary because i truly do not like responding to people with actual words most of the time and lwj was really onto something here itβs so dismissive and gets people to stop talking to me