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@schememaw

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Buddha once said 'Ye can take the lassie oot scheme.. But never the scheme oot the lassie' We want our fucking stuff back.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2015
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@schememaw
perpetually offended schememaw
2 years
Out of every organisation Out of every education establishment Out of our police Out of our government #StonewallOut
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Anyone notice the only folk upset about a lesbian only bar are men?
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@schememaw
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2 years
Re education camp anyone? The fascism is strong in this one... #Labourlosingwomen
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@schememaw
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5 months
Women are having to go and pay privately for cancer treatment to England but this c*nt gets FFS on the NHS 😡😡😡😡
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1 year
Good.
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@schememaw
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1 year
Susie McCabe is the gift that keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she has done a Janey..
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1 year
Where is the vigils for this wee lassie? Where is the comments from politicians for the tragic murder of this wee soul? Kids are killing each other.
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@schememaw
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2 years
Not very inclusive of some of the @theSNP blue ticks removing their pronouns from their bios ...wonder what's going on? Maybe realise its costing you voters #snpout
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@schememaw
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2 years
Why do men have the choices of where they change but not your female customers? You do know this is why your stores will keep closing? #boycottMarksandSpencer
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@cabaretagainst @Blackfriars_Bar @StandComedyClub An award winning comedian, and 2 award winning poets....you really are an awful singer and a bit thick eh?
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2 years
@quetiapina1 The police are not fit for purpose.
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4 years
@_JamieMcIntyre @DavidsonMagnus Arran has stopped visitors because no one on the Island has the Virus to date
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1 year
@womansworld65 @wagamama_uk The nurse in my GP's was wearing the badge! I asked her why, and she said to support gay colleagues, I explained it was actually quite homophobic and she took it off ans said she would look out her old rainbow one.
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2 years
Wow hounded from his job for being worried about his kids... #IStandWithChristianHenson
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@LNER @laurencec123 For god sake they didnt shout " good morning fuckers" get a grip.
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@schememaw
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2 years
I need to finally tell you all. I have been very vocal in my gender critical views but have to finally admit to myself and my friends that I have been born in the wrong body, it doesn't match my brain. Jennifer Lopez give me my body pleas.I cannot wait any longer..gies it ya bun.
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@CallieMac88 When I look back as an adult to the men who abused me the plan was in place long before the abuse started. They befriended a lonely wee girl ashamed of her alcoholic mum, they were kind to me when others slagged me off and whispered about my mum in front of me..it makes me angry.
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2 years
So @KarenAdamMSP had decided that women's rights stickers are linked somehow to her window being smashed...am I right in thinking it was the same MSP who said she was being abused by women at h/rood at it turned out it was TRA's?
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@liambrunetti So its basically TRA pride.....
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@JohnJamesTV @EdinburghUni @KatyMontgomerie Notice how this was allowed to go ahead without people screaming and spitting at the guests.
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@SoProudScottish You seem nice bit of ageism there eh?
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@hewitson10 @IndiaWilloughby You can't change sex.
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2 years
@Chantelle_bu Because they can. They are men. The TQI+ has enabled this.
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5 years
Paul Burrell you are a snivelling swine #jeremyvine we dont have anything but oil and a monster in a lake????? FUCK YOU! sorry for the language but i am seething
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1 year
the smell, they fecking stink believe me, between the nappy shiter on the right to the wash avoider in the middle and the big chap just looks like he needs to look in a fecking mirror.
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2 years
This is the problem at the very core of policing in the United Kingdom. Would a police officer be allowed to wear a labour pin or a Conservative one? Would they be allowed to wear a LGB alliance badge? This is a discredited lobby group who have been giving law breaking advice.
@WeAreFairCop
WeAreFairCop
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One of the arresting officers was wearing a rainbow badge that said Hampshire Police on it. I told her that I refused to recognise her authority to arrest a man over a flag when she herself was wearing one.
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@SoProudScottish Calling a woman a dinosaur because she wants to protect women's sex based rights that we long fought for...you decide is hatred...two women forced to call a male rapists she? We see you pal..
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@schememaw
perpetually offended schememaw
1 year
You crossed a chamber after abusing a colleague and sat staring her out...creep.
@lloyd_rm
Lloyd Russell-Moyle 🌹🏳️‍🌈
1 year
This headline comparing me & Ben Bradshaw with an alleged sex trafficker/serial abuser is sickening from the @ObserverUK . It claims things which are untrue, and places my photo as a form of doxing continuing the abuse, death threats & homophobia which has been ongoing for 2 weeks
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@MarcWinsland Oh Marc....did yer maw no gie ye enough attention so your angry at women?
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3 years
#SpellitOutSturgeon #WomenWontWheesht Why is language used in matetnity units being changed to suit everyone who is unlikely to give birth???? Why are you erasing the word Mother?
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2 years
Hi @ScotRail what did you do for disability awareness month or international women's day?
@ScotRail
ScotRail
2 years
#NationalInclusionWeek2022 We encourage all staff, regardless of their background or identity to share their pronouns on name badges and email signatures. It’s not mandatory, but it's a nice way of helping everyone feel more comfortable and supported as their true self at work.
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@tinytwink ok so I have just started early menopause and this has set me off 3 times today, hysterically telling my dog I love him and when I post it and look at it again......😟😟
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@lokiscottishrap @PaulJColvin The boys in the cleansing were also instructed to dispose of tents at the clyde..they have refused and have tidied up around the folks tents...I do hope this isn't the next step by the authorities??!!
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1 year
Kept quiet yesterday, but seriously, the unhinged mental anime male profiles calling women murderers have been off the scale. Teenagers are killing each other. There was not only one fatal stabbing among peers at the weekend.
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So many questions as to why this wee lassie was actually in a prison... she set fire to herself and assaulted a paramedic, let that sink in, she was so distressed she set fire to herself and ended up in prison.
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@LilyLilyMaynard When you take a step back... Its brainwashing..and it reminds me of abuse, of gaslighting.. WE ARE BEING TOLD TO DENY WHAT WE SEE AND BELIEVE AND KNOW TO BE UNTRUE...
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@Daily_Record @AllieHBNews Well, he was tough enough to kill his cell mate, which got him his added sentence... he was jailed for motoring offences initially!
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@ScotNational Good for @pauline4glasgow more women need to speak out instead of being scared of men in frocks and their dramatics.
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3 years
So we have all to be ok with men peeing next to wee girls bevmcause they feel like a woman today? #askNicola #ShameonyouSturgeon
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1 year
The last time I saw a police presence like this was when there was a misgendering!
@danwnews
Dan Whitehead
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Another 7 officers arrive at Sturgeon/Murrell house. I count more than 20 here now @SkyNews
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2 years
#womensawards ...There appears to be a man in the list of finalists....well it seems they have run out of worthy scottish women and they seem to be deleting comments on facebook too..tsk tsk .... #WomenWontWeesht
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So let me get this right... The @theSNP are now backing candidates who support devolution and not indy? Forgetting everything else I have learned about the person from here in the last 48 hours? Jesus, we need an alternative path to indy 😭😭
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Just a wee reminder of what the media darling that gets wheeled out to defend butchering weans has to say....*no calling him a paedo btw... #UntowardAboutPaedophiles
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@shirleysascot The more of us there are the better, it will be a big friendly gathering of shoppers, if you dont know anyone, a couple of us are happy to meet up and show you the best shops and cafes.. Its not going to be savage like the january sales
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Sun is shining, women are buzzing, its going to be a cracker #letwomenspeakglasgow
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@TheFamousArtBR Its been deleted but me and my fellow burds have screenshotted and screenshotted and screenshotted thrice!
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@o_ye_laurels I remember back at school I was great at netball and basketball as soon as classes became mixed I became so anxious and my confidence plummeted..I dropped PE as a subject that year...needs to be separate
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2 years
Anyone seeing similarities with Stonewall?
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@jamesdgreig Man moans about women celebrating women....
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Do you think women in prison shoukd have to share space with men? Punished if she doesn't call him "she"? women in prison are some of the most vulnerable women in society. #KeepPrisonsSingleSex
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3 years
There are apparantly not enough men working in rape crisis scotland #MridulMustGo #thiswontwash
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@AngelaHaggerty @alexmassie Sorry you were in that position, how do you feel about the funding cuts in lanarkshire and the money going to Mridul's husbands company?
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One of the most gentle souls on twitter and in life. How dare they go after her. I am sickened. #istandwithCeri
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@schememaw
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Did those women turn up to spoil any of your marches? Did those women threaten you with rape, assault, death or in the case today actual physical violence? I will await your response.
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@elliebgomersall @ElectHer_UK @talatyaqoob It was oversubscribed, you should have done the gentlemanly thing and stayed away.
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These poor victims are having to listen to statements by this bastarding perverts lawyers calling it she. This is a man accused of rape.
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@LovelyLoAnne My favourite part of being a woman is feeling smug because i got every single towel outside and dried in the washing line yesterday.........
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🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@robertreidALBA Good luck Robert keep safe and record the tras if they turn up..take it fae a woman who has been on the receiving end of their nonesense
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SNP councillors protesting a democratic event? Can they colour in between lines??
@GTFGla
GTF Glasgow Tactical Feminists
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At the @WWWheesht hustings. Quite pitiful- say no to women asking questions in a democracy 🙄
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3 years
Owen jones seriously just said "everyone hated suffragettes"... You still do Mr Jones. You hate women. #JeremyVine
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3 years
@martin_compston @billymanc They are a different breed man 🤣🤣
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This is the post that has the middle class labour yoof in a tizzy... They are waving their organic kale gluten-free baguettes and are very cross!!
@ToniaAntoniazzi
Tonia Antoniazzi
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Bonne nuit
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@ScotGovFM @ZTScotland @NicolaSturgeon @scotgov Shame on you! In order to protect women you need single sex spaces!
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If your not leaving an abusive living situation because of your dog and the implications of being homeless with your dog, please know that the @DogsTrust run something called the Freedom Project, they will arrange Foster care for your dog until you are settled.
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This is sex based violence. No trans women have been murdered in the UK in the last year.. 128 WOMEN have been murdered by men THIS YEAR so far. @ScotGovFM take your gender sh** somewhere else #rememberingoursisters #IDEVAW #sexbasedviolence
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2 years
Scottish Power came to my door stating I owed money, debt was previous tenants showed them ID, the two cheeky gits said they would only take a passport or driving license as ID which I didn't have..left after my son showed his licence. Complete thugs.
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@KarenAdamMSP So please tell me how you have made this link??
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@shaneellall Big tough guy
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@KirstySNP Naebody cares who you shaggy Kirsty, wearing a jaunty scarf most days doesn't make you queer.
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I spoke to a gut just out of Barlinne at a stall one day! He said they are all talking about doing this on the beast wings...so @ScotGovFM @ShonaRobison , how do we tell who is genuine trans?
@Sorelle_Arduino
Le_Sorelle_Arduino KPSS
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Having only just bussed Adam Graham out of a women’s prison, we learn, Andrew Burns, one of the most violent men in Scottish prison has been approved for a move to a woman’s prison - he has attacked female staff but is considered safe for the female estate
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@EdinPolSE Is it a hate crime to to make up crimes to increase hate crime stats?
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@NEASproud @NEAmbulance @SECAmb_Pride What did you do for disability month...it was July......
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2 years
Beware of what? Facts?
@spikyprune
gary nutmeg (reloaded)
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TERFS shacked up outside Partick interchange this morning, just be aware if you're in the area
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@schememaw
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Gonna someone follow me. My followers are at 1690.
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@NicoleAMaines How do you work that out?
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@KMMBLM @TheCriticMag @michaelpforan @UofGLaw I've noticed we kyle the troll popping up in all sorts of tweets today...its the school holidays, and his Maw isnae giving him enough attention 🤤
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@schememaw
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2 years
People of #Milton #possilpark #Ruchill #Parkhousewe have an amazing chance for you to speak to your local council candidate @mloluosagie and @JNHanvey tomorrow evening at St Monica's Primary School Liddesdale Road Milton and pick up a copy of the wee ALBA book.
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well, have you finally realised you were going to be on the wrong side of history? Women were attacked verbally and physically. Women lost jobs, gigs, and livelihoods, but you now after Scottish Working class women done the heavy lifting decide to Don a jaunty scarf.....
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Chuffed with suffragette tartan scarf - present from oldest friend. Now off to family lunch. Hope your Christmas is a brilliant blend of the surprising and familiar.
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@alliap2 @driverbod125 @SVPhillimore In an earlier tweet he also described himself as a male... He is an attention seeker.
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so according to snivelling Paul Burrell we have a monster in a lake and oil, Nicola McLean says we have irn bru....sooner we leave the better #indyref2 #JeremyVine
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So the "transwoman" is OK to flash their penis if they say they werent getting off on it? Can you actually hear yerself you absolute 🤡
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@Baroness_Nichol Omg, new NHS numbers, no records of birth sex... This is outrageous and is happening .
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Did this "journo" seriously say its unclear which side these two angry wee guys were supporting?????Two people arrested during controversial speaker's visit to the city
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1 year
The papers aren't playing anymore with this gender self ID nonsense
@WingsScotland
Wings Over Scotland
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It's another great front page for Nicola!
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@cabaretagainst You do know the world is a big place like HUGE, people from all over the world live in Scotland and some live around Scotland and guess what? Some don't have Glasgow accents!
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@Emma_Roddick Funny how when something directly affects an MP or MSP thats when the decide change is needed.....
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Wonder how Suzie McCabes morning is going....think of the rapists lassies..the poor misgendered rapists.
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1 year
This is a parody account right?
@NotRightRuth
Ruth Pearce
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We desperately need cis people to understand what happened in Glasgow yesterday. "Gender critical" is a fascist movement. Their rally was attended by holocaust deniers, anti-abortionists, was described as an "undisputed Aryan victory" by an attendee. This is what we are facing.
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Scotland now has a safe space for women! No woman will be forced to "reframe her trauma" Well done, @jk_rowling and all the brave women involved in this!
@suzanne_moore
suzanne moore
1 year
An Exclusive Interview with JK Rowling about her New Project Read for free. Subscribe if you can! Thanks
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I have heard it all.... "Every time someone buys a copy of Hogwarts Legacy and trans kid dies," Ok, so on steam alone, it's 500k no figure from PS and Xbox as yet...I'm not hearing in the news of mass suicide?
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3 years
@DAaronovitch @OwenJones84 He will be away looking for a broody lesbian to give him a child
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One of these foties is all women, one is all men..... 🤣🤣
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Just a wee reminder of #janeygodley and her thoughts on jewish folk... Remember she is @nicolasturgeon bestie. #jewsdontcount
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