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🇱🇹🇹🇭 stay at home mom sometimes working on bitcoin development & education | @bostonbitdevs | @proofofword | prev engineering @casahodl

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@satsie
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I have no idea what Stratum V2 is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask Sound familiar? That was me. But now it's not and it doesn't have to be you! Here's a short zine that you can print at home + share. Just print the double sided PDF, cut, & fold
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@satsie
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Stocks are good for short term fuckery but long term fuckery can only be done with Bitcoin.
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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
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@satsie
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Had no idea BITCOIN is an acronym for Build Independent Transparent Currency Outside Imposing Nation-States
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@satsie
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I woke up at 3am and can’t stop thinking about bitcoin. This has been my first full bear market and I’m getting misty eyed thinking about stacking, building, and just holding the line with you all during the lowest of the lows. I love you crazy people!
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@satsie
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@page88 @jack Is this you?
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@satsie
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I bought a fraction of a bitcoin, And so can you
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@satsie
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My latest project is live! It's an interactive tutorial for beginners that are interested in Bitcoin + want to learn more about how it works. Made for people that don't necessarily have coding backgrounds, but still want exposure to the technical side.
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@satsie
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I don’t know what you’re talking about, there are women in crypto
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@satsie
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i heard bitcoin mining consumes more electricity than all the electric toothbrushes on earth. f*cking disgusting if u ask me
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@satsie
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It’s finally done!! #crossstitchcodebreak
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oh you like crypto? name every coin
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@satsie
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hey @joerogan excited for that episode w @saylor . Looking forward to it!
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@satsie
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EVER SINCE I GOT THESE LASERS I CAN’T STOP SHITPOSTING. THIS IS NOT LIKE ME AND I NEED AN INTERVENTION.
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@satsie
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@TeletubbiesHQ Switching to sound money because they got sick of tubby toast machine go brr
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Three years ago I handed in my resignation letter for my previous job. I didn’t have a plan but I knew some way, some how, I needed to work in Bitcoin. At ~ $3,900 we were in the depths of a bear market. Best decision I ever made. Happy birthday to the #bitcoin genesis block! 🎂
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Tag yourselves
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The laser eyes will continue until morale improves
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@satsie
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Chasing new all time highs ✅ Send first transaction ✅ Use first hardware wallet ✅ Run first node ✅ Make first purchase with Lightning ✅ Plug in first ASIC
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Need another reason to be bullish? Of the 12 Chinese zodiac signs, which animal most resembles a bull? It's the ox, which happens to be the sign for 2021 and 2009 (the year the Bitcoin code launched). Once again, #Bitcoin proves itself to be one very gracefully designed system.
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why does janet yellen hate 16 year old entrepreneurs interested in cryptocurrency
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@satsie
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Bitcoin isn’t measured by the number of coins that are mined, but by the number of coins you can say “are mine”.
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@satsie
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Happy Craig Wright is a Fraud day!
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@satsie
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@KatieDaviscourt Imagine being a model that worked so hard to get to Paris Fashion Week only to be told this is the show you are walking in
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@satsie
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Have you ever wondered how things go from an idea to a BIP? If you have, then I made something for you! Presenting the All About BIPs zine!
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What Bitcoin podcasts do u guys recommend for babies?
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they didn’t bother with bitcoin dot com because it already is a scam
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@satsie
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I hate to admit this but Bitcoin has taught me to frame every problem in the context of incentives. Fireworks going off every night? What is there to be gained? What would make the action more “expensive” to carry out and how do we devalue the rewards?
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@satsie
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working on something for our salty friends out there
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“If you can’t handle me at my $4k, you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my $40k” - Marilyn Monroe
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@satsie
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To no one’s surprise, WSB is degrading into shitcoins real fast 🕯
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@satsie
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Instead of going on about sound money, digital scarcity, inflation, the stock to flow model, and self sovereignty, has anyone just tried “Come to Bitcoin, we have a holiday for pizza”
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@satsie
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Recently found myself taking a closer look at the DER signature format described in BIP 66 and thought I’d share what I learned.
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"If other protocols succeed that will be because Bitcoin succeeded. If Bitcoin succeeds, it will be despite other protocols like ETH and Dfinity trying to muddy the waters with FUD and distraction." @AlyseKilleen is one of my favorite maximalists. #Bitcoin2021 @TheBitcoinConf
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Just spent 15 minutes talking about #bitcoin   one on one with my left shoelace. I'm telling you guys. If you're not bullish yet, you should be.
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@satsie
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I’m excited to meet many of you at Bitcoin 2022 next week but I’m going to apologize in advance for my subpar social skills
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@SenWarren ffs in less than two minutes you demonstrated you were too lazy to find out what a bitcoin transaction even is
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@satsie
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Learn to find and decode that famous "The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks" message from the genesis block in 30 seconds.
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@satsie
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How are your trades going? Terrable
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@satsie
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we are all violent libertarian nerds
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@satsie
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Hey everyone please stop using the word hyperinflation. Very bad things will happen if we call hyperinflation by its name. We each have a responsibility to correct anyone that speaks or writes “hyperinflation”. If you see hyperinflation, say something that’s not hyperinflation.
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Like “divorce” in a marriage this word @jack tweeted should not be uttered unless you’re trying to bring it into being. No one shd take investment advice from someone who sees himself as making markets. How insanely reckless to tweet this. Immoral. Jack, ban thyself.
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@satsie
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Some personal news -
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For some reason running any kind of Bitcoin node scared the crap outta me. Turns out it is stupidly easy. Today I started a testnet node with an old hard drive that I had lying around. Baby steps! Thx @arcalinea for pointing me in the right direction! 💕
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I think I’m going to have to mute a*y c*st*r. She keeps popping up on my feed because you all keep replying to her.
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@iam_preethi Disagree. This whole GameStop thing is amazing and I love to see it
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It’s 2039. My son goes to the kitchen to make a cup of tea. All the mugs are dirty except this one. He hand washes a different mug so he doesn’t have to use this one.
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@satsie
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y'all turned my partner into a maximalist. I took him to @LNconf and now he's - buying the dip - asking about hyper loop - planning to build a node - looking at ASICs, and - saying things like "why do ppl make shitcoins when they can spend their time and energy on bitcoin"
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That magical feeling when you remember Bitcoin exists. (mug by @Blockstream )
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Million dollar idea: microwave that doesn’t make noise when you open or close it. Why? Hundreds, I mean thousands... possibly TENS OF THOUSANDS of pregnant women wake up at 4am to eat leftover French toast. They are suffering in silence as they creep around the kitchen.
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I see Coinbase’s new fees actually incentivize users to keep coins in Coinbase custody. We wouldn’t want people holding their own keys because that could lead to things like transparency and proof of reserves. Wouldn’t want that now would we.
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Coinbase does not charge network fees for cryptocurrency transfers from one Coinbase wallet to another or transfers between verified Coinbase accounts. Additionally, there are still no fees for having a Coinbase Pro account and you may hold funds as long as desired.
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@TeletubbiesHQ this one came from my husband. I'm stepping away from the Teletubby tweet now before it consumes me any further
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@satsie
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Been DCA’ing with @RiverFinancial for over 4 months now and damn do they know how to make you feel like a VIP
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@satsie
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On Saturday I lost a relative to coronavirus. She passed away in a hospital in the USA.
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@EricHolthaus People, we need to stop replying because this tweet is on the verge of getting ratio'd.
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I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *fiat* mom, I'm a *bitcoin* mom.
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@BitcoinPoohBear I’d be okay with taking a hit. This one’s not about making money.
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Men will literally spend hours talking about NFTs on Clubhouse before going to therapy
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@BookofNick This thread is a work of art
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On evaluating companies: “If you can’t explain it to me like I’m five, it’s not going to work. We see a lot of technical complexity theater in this industry.” - @Melt_Dem #MITBitcoinExpo
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I only have one selfie from the conference and that was meeting the man, the myth, the legend, Mirage. I mean Meeroj, I mean @NeerajKA
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I shared with a friend and she wants to learn more! Can anyone recommend articles on fiat and low time preference that are _not_ too heavy on Bitcoin? Don’t want to overload her with too much information at once.
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Come visit the @CasaHODL booth this week! Number 468, in between columns 1 and 2. In front of the restrooms. I won’t spoil the surprise but we’ve got a prettay prettay good not bad booth
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Happy Father’s Day to all you dads, soon to be dads, and anyone that falls asleep on the couch after saying they are “just going to rest their eyes for a moment”
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me waving goodbye at the end of a conference call (how can I get myself to stop doing this?!) @Ketnipz
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Set up my @CasaHODL node today! [1/11]
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Citadel planning is going well. Just finished the scale model.
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guys it wont work without the 420 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 69,420 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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my witchy ass trippin out over this one summoning circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 69k 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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A bird literally flew into my face in a parking garage. Based on my analysis this means bitcoin is going to take off unexpectedly. Also I might have bird flu.
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"Engineers are the absolute laziest people alive" - my husband, on a work call in the room next to me
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@nic__carter THIS IS THE TWEET WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL WEEKEND
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I’m a HODL. My best relationships are with BTFD personalities. I get along well with HFSP types as long as HFSP is what they are saying, not doing.
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What's your Meyers Briggs personality type? Wrong answers only. Im HDMI
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I miss going to mediocre chain hotels and scoffing at the continental breakfast options
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Husband stepped away for a sec but don’t worry, he left the baby with a YT video of someone playing Starcraft
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man eats 85% of a tub of hummus for lunch before putting it back in the fridge saying "I'm done"
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I watch this every time NgU
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Failure to stack sats is not an option! Don't be left behind!
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shoutout to everyone too lazy to put Space cat helmet, WSB hair, and laser eyes on their profile pic. I see you
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Nostalgic for simpler times
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@nic__carter @JessicaVaugn Hey Nic, thanks for rescuing the ducklings that got stuck in the pool at my apartment complex again. It happens every year and each time you selflessly volunteer to jump in that cold pool to round them up and reunite them with their mama. Appreciate you 🙏
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instagram vs reality
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Did this cross stitch last spring but never got around to posting a pic. Feeling bullish and now is as good of a time as any to share! 14ct Aida cloth, homemade pattern ☺️ #crossstitchcodebreak
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OH on Clubhouse: the next run up is “going to be a diaper situation” - @nvk
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“Technology is precipitating a revolution in the exercise of power that will destroy the nation state just as assuredly as gunpowder weapons and the printing press destroyed the monopoly of the medieval Church.”
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Wait, it’s all tulips? Always has been.
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You mean to tell me that “no cap” isn’t some gen z way of quietly voicing disapproval of capital gains tax?
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A hardware wallet that comes with a faraday bag that looks like an old school dad/8th grade boy wallet. Complete with the plastic accordion photo slots and a Velcro closure.
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First time I’ve seen something like this in the wild. The virus is spreading in a very confusing, non visually pleasing manner but hey - it’s spreading!
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the asymmetric bet of a lifetime
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In the metaverse, all grocery stores will look like this
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What’s everyone reading this weekend? I’m excited to dive into @timevalueofbtc ’s new book, Layered Money
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Are you looking for a way to sweeten your cold storage setup? Do you hate rummaging around for a tiny hardware wallet? Introducing… the @Ledger x @PEZCandyUSA collab
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Mad respect to those that have been through these cycles before and thank you for your guidance. The community really shines during the bear market and I’m sad to leave that phase. But now I’m chasing new highs getting the people I care about off zero. Onwards!
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#twinning with @desperateSia !!!! And fangirling over by the @THNDRGAMES and @Suredbits booths
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That split second of peace between buckling your kids into the car and closing the door on their screams, and walking around to the drivers side
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That Layered Money book by @timevalueofbtc is really messing me up. Haunted by early central banks like the Bank of Amsterdam or the Bank of England and their decision to halt the ability to redeem bank notes for gold (aka sound, layer 1 money that has no counterparty risk).
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@JStein_WaPo It’s almost like legislation regarding cryptocurrencies shouldn’t be in an infrastructure bill in the first place
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