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9 months

lore recap > be me > mexican japanese american in utah > mormon bitch > writer > english degree sucks > start IT degree > get married > leave college > front end dev > leave church > divorced > weed > little sexy atheist angel > laid off > 🌬️🍃 (nomad era)

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3 years

too depressed to do laundry? just buy new clothes with money u don't have!

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1 year

met someone at a party last night that was like “hey, I know you from twitter! pretty sure we follow each other” so i wrote their username down to check them out. reader, i have them blocked.

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2 years

did an interview for a job today that sounds like an absolutely perfect fit for me and they would pay me at least $110k soooo everyone send me good vibes cause that would be insane

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3 years

PSA: anyone in utah over the age of 18 will be eligible to receive the vaccine on April 1st. You can schedule an appointment on as long as it’s on or after that date. I just scheduled mine ☺️

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1 year

shooting my shot by liking very specific tweets

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2 years

*me liking my friend’s tweets *: idk what this means but i love you

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8 months

hahaha slutty mushroom

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1 year

finally one for me

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1 year

How do you serve cunt in an autistic way

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1 year

*during sex* him: who’s pussy is this? me: ok I’ll tell u but u have to promise not to be mad

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1 year

make you all look at pictures of my dress last night and tell me you’re proud of me

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8 months

hiii

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2 years

one of my favorite pieces I’ve thrifted

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4 years

@SophiaA39611749 @timsherwoodvine @Jell0wYell0w @DrewMelbourne @eyeontheprizz @MittRomney

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3 years

i need a sugar daddy to buy me thousands of dollars of clothes and then leave me lone —> is this manifestation???

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3 months

i’m 5’2” btw you can pick me up and spin me around and slam me down on a mattress it’ll make you feel really strong

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2 years

you're a moment in an ocean

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7 months

do. not. flirt. with. people. at. work.

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2 years

men will literally break up with you instead of going to therapy

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1 year

hello maybe i’ll see u tonight

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1 year

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1 year

HAVE to join in on this 😋

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3 months

eeeyyyyy

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22 days

if you’re awake rn you get to see the flower in my hair

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5 months

sex is an incredibly intimate and sacred act. and your body is a temple. which is why you shouldn’t be sharing it with men who golf.

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3 years

*me taking 5 bong hits in a row*: could a depressed person do this???

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1 year

pussy from a girl who tweets like she’s genuinely afraid of capital letters.

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2 years

please fawn over this dress I thrifted for $15 and also me in this dress that I thrifted for $15

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1 year

they passed out pronoun pins at work (and in Spanish!)!!

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1 year

5’2” i’m teeny

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eepiest of girls

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1 year

5’9 and fully in love with myself

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2 years

pronouncing tuscon like “tuckson”

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10 months

anyway tell me i’m pretty

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1 year

i think women deserve to say "suck my dick" more than men do

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1 year

wish men were into being friends w women

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2 years

new little fit check thread

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4 months

PLEASE VALIDATE MY MIDNESS

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1 year

her pussy like me, her heart like “fuck it”

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1 year

i’m drunk ama

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3 years

hello, who wants to be passionate about me??? taking applications.

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9 months

i’m bi or whatever

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29 days

i’m druuunnk ama i’ll tel u anything

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1 year

last night was so dreamy

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1 year

happy i’m gay look at me

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5 months

that girl with max two likes on a tweet will save you.

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5 months

you can always cancel hang out plans with me, idc. you don’t even have to give a “good” reason. tired? fine. just not feeling it? fine. layed down and can’t figure out how to get up again? me too

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1 year

me and my ADORABLE date today

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1 year

does anybody want to come over and be really patient w me for the rest of my life

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1 year

men stop seeing me as only valuable in romantic contexts challenge

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2 years

sooooooo how do any of u people find the motivation to do literally anything??

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6 months

her

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@Kursed___

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6 months

Who is your target audience when you tweet?

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1 month

@FilledwithUrine

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4 months

okay enough about friends(ily). happy valentine’s day(worship me)

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8 months

would u invite her to your bachelor party 💀😁

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8 months

hiii

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1 month

this is what i got myself for my birthday

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1 year

good afternoon i am in need of attention bc i tried something and i’m embarrassed about it

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2 years

imm feeling myself snd I’m drjnk so

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4 months

actually love how uncomfortable it makes everyone that my name is james now

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7 months

degenerates

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7 months

not me cleaning the london belle bathroom

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3 months

brain go brrrrrrrp

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3 months

going on a hike to see if i can restart my brain

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7 months

ok here you go

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7 months

looking through my videos to make a cute tiktok about the year and instead am finding just screen recordings of bugs I found on various sites/apps that I wanted to submit.

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11 months

i saw barbie and i didn’t really like it tbh but i was really cute

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4 months

should i dye my hair red

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3 years

@firelorddany @Peepergrace needed to add the western air temple to this

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1 year

cute alert at my house it me

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4 months

bc a lot of the time men are abusive pedophiles hope this helps

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4 months

Why is there such a big anti-sleepover twitter

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5 months

men will be like “but babe sex is my love language”

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1 month

my body is in such intense soreness, last pic i took.

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11 days

only perfect drivers license photo i’ve ever had and GUESS WHAT IT LAST 8 YEARS NOW

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1 year

ama

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i’m too cute to be sick

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2 years

pls appreciate my outfit today

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1 year

how is this app still free

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22 days

me and my flag

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Me and my flag

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6 months

post a full body pic with your height 5’2

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6 months

post a full body pic with your height 5’10 babyyyyy

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6 months

chriiissttmmaass haaaiiirr

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6 months

christmas hair ❤️💚❤️💚

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1 year

this is your rideshare driver are you tipping them??

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3 months

i’m stuck on the train

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22 days

pool day feat @thewildboymad

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5 months

I don’t understand why certain people have decided that simply having snapchat isn’t age appropriate after 25? just say you only used it for sexting and you’re a cheater lol

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6 months

hi

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7 months

yeah he introduced me to all his friends and family and we had a great time and then he randomly ghosted me haha sooooo

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8 months

sorry i’ve been gone, i’ve been courting a man in illinois i have no business courting

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1 year

happy v day

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5 months

*on a date* him: so you want to go back to my place? me: oh, no thank you! I came before I got here.

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8 months

flashed 3 ppl tn lmao

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1 year

hiii earlier today

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4 months

leap day so qt w ur fav pic of u from last february

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Leap day so qt w ur fave pic of u from last February I’ll go first

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only perfect drivers license photo i’ve ever had and GUESS WHAT IT LAST 8 YEARS NOW

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1 year

me all day: 🎵STAND OUT ABOVE THE CROWD EVEN IF YOU GOTTA SHOUT IT OUT LOUD🎵

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8 months

just heard “let’s see them tiddies” soo annnyywayyy

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6 months

actually the way you get girls is by being well groomed, nice, normal, and confident. no other formula. men: well groomed is more groomed then you think well groomed is.

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3 months

adding another contact to my graveyard

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5 months

i feel like everyone forgot that valentine’s day was mostly centered around friendship when we were children and that there’s a lot of room for that as an adult as well.

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1 year

we have to eat SO MUCH FOOD EVERYDAY WHY

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1 year

little winter hike

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1 year

morning aesthetic

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2 years

heyy (with intentions of listening to you talk all night and being really nice to you)

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1 year

why is not being immediately good at stuff so fucking embarrassing, like let people try things!!

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2 years

I’m having an incredibly hard couple of days, anybody want to send love my way?

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1 year

so i quit my job today

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2 years

⚠️it’s time to BeSuckingOnMyTits⚠️

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2 months

we went on a hike

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