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@sanitythief

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Stealing ur common sense and drivin u crazy since 1985 aka @lithiumtolashes aka 1/3 of @blkgirlmissing podcast. If you like me, Cashapp me $AceNoir85

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Joined January 2009
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@sanitythief
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2 years
I wonder how much of the “young people ain’t having cookouts” is related to us not having property to hold said cookouts on and not that we don’t know how/don’t want to?
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Y’all hate twerking, y’all hate silhouettes, y’all hate air fryers and paying people enough to live. Misery is tired of having so much company. It wants y’all to get out and find some joy so you stop projecting onto strangers.
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4 years
See what happens when arts education is stripped from the budget. Niggas don’t even know the color spectrum.
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2 years
The pushback on gentle parenting is very….weird. Like, how are you mad that more parents have decided that they way they/we were raised was detrimental to their/our development and have decided to go a different route.
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@solomonmissouri The sermons that will follow this… he’s gonna have that next service rocking
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3 years
Looking at the responses to the question about why women stay in relationships with inconsiderate men and my “hot take” is that we’ve normalized a lot of emotionally abusive behaviors as that’s just how men are.
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How millennials greet each other: Millennial 1. How have you been? Millennial 2. Meh. I’m not dead so I guess I’m okay. How about you? Millennial 1. Same. Same. Both: *sits in morbid silence for 5 seconds*
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4 years
Let’s also normalize men taking no for an answer without getting violent.
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Let’s normalize women just saying, “I’m not interested” without having to provide a reason. “No, thank you” is enough.
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2 years
Can’t really bust out the grill when your property management will fine/evict you for doing so. Can’t really have block parties when most of the block has been displaced by gentrification and you don’t know your neighbors anymore and they don’t want to know you.
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3 years
@moneyymaya This stuff alone will remove every sin in your home and car for just $1
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4 years
That “a woman who asks for nothing gets everything” line is one of the greatest lies ever told by men who have nothing to offer but gaslighting and hard times. Ask for whatever it is you need and want baby girl.
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1 year
The way the word “fear” has replaced the word “discomfort” in order to justify murdering people is gross. Y’all don’t “fear” the unhoused, you’re uncomfortable that they take up space in your field of vision bc you would rather not acknowledge they exist.
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Mainly that there was never a time that all Black people agreed on everything. Not even our right to freedom. The idea of a completely unified, community (particularly during the civil rights era) is a myth and the division you see today is not new.
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What is a piece of black history do you wish more people knew?
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8 months
The mass gaslighting of people who followed all the advice of doing good in school and getting a degree is infuriating. The idea that after all the work and money spent, if you want a job that pays you enough to live and payback loans then you are “entitled” is sickening.
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3 years
@indigogloves @Glamorfonic That pause after she said “where your car at?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You can hear the lie being calculated
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2 years
It’s not like they are encouraging kids run amok. All they are doing is acknowledging that children are people with feelings and allowing them to feel their emotions while teaching them better ways to regulate them that isn’t ignoring them or pushing them down.
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2 years
And for what about the park people? Let us not forget that Black people are targeted and harassed in parks, many don’t allow grills/grilling, not all people have access to said parks, etc etc
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6 years
I’m disliking the “Black women are superheroes” trope more and more. It was cute at first, but most people take it as Black women being able to do any and everything without support or backup.
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Also, barriers differ by region. Whether it’s distance, zoning issues, housing rules, transportation, food costs (which is everywhere at this point), so forth and so on. It’s not simply “laziness” or “losing recipes” there are very real societal changes that we contend with.
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4 years
I knew men were truly the weakest links when they started with the “what am I supposed to do if another man is threatening/hurting a woman in the street? He could kill me too” Meanwhile, women are out here doing bystander intervention tactics for complete strangers.
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@jiggyjayy2 How he saying he calls to “talk” to the baby? She ain’t even old enough to put goo and gah together
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@Puff_Iya If I return anything, I made money
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2 years
The way this approach makes some people so incensed is the very reason why type of parenting is needed.
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3 years
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3 years
And when you grow up with those same behaviors displayed and accepted by adults around you it’s hard to understand that you should be making these behaviors deal breakers and boundaries that you won’t tolerate being crossed.
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6 years
Kelly Rowland doesn’t get enough recognition by the Black don’t crack delegation.
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1 year
@TheConsciousLee I had to go see the whole video she stitched and I don’t see where all the anger is coming from. The woman in the original video was saying the same thing she was, just without the passive aggressiveness
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3 years
Sometimes it’s about wanting to be partnered rather than be alone, but sometimes it’s a lifetime of these behaviors being reinforced as okay and your displeasure with them being marked as “dramatic, unreasonable, etc.”
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5 years
Men: y’all got daddy issues Women who had attentive and hard working fathers they admire: I would like my potential mate to have similar character traits as my father bc he was hard working and responsible Men: y’all expect too much, wanting us to be your fathers
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3 years
We put a lot of pressure on women to just leave, without factoring in a lot of those behaviors are gaslighting and intentionally used to shake our confidence, just like with any other form of abusive behavior it takes time to fully wrap your head around just how bad it is.
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3 years
So you don’t even have the space in your own psyche to imagine better bc that’s never been an option you’ve seen. For the straight women who do opt out, it’s like they are light years ahead and have been able to shake off a lifetime of indoctrination.
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6 years
Since we’re on the topic of qualified hip hop curators. Simone is the hip hop curator of the Kennedy Center. It would be great to see some more support for her exhibits and events.
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3 years
The same goes for straight men in relationships with women that display abusive behaviors. They’ve been told their whole lives that women are “just crazy” and if they are to call abusive behaviors out for what they are then they aren’t “real men.”
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1 year
In regards to the question of “why do you care that undesirable men are leaving the US to find mates in other countries?” I personally feel the no woman, regardless amid age, race, socioeconomic status, metc should be subjected to men who do not see them as full humans beings.
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4 years
My favorite thing about polyam becoming more “mainstream” is that more people are seeing the reality of it. It’s not those IG memes of fine ass people cooking naked in the kitchen together. It’s usually those men from HS no one liked and women with low standards.
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“Nobody told you to..” Yes tf they did. Everyone was told the only way to make it and be successful, if you weren’t a talented athlete or child entertainer, was to go to college. Couldn’t have a class, go to an assembly, turn on the tv, etc without them bringing up college
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3 years
And I say abusive behaviors instead of abuse bc I think there is a difference, however subtle, and maybe inconsequential. In the ways you can say someone has narcissistic tendencies but they aren’t a narcissist.
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@jiggyjayy2 You know what. As someone who has some sort of cold 3 seasons out of the year, I too haven gotten a cold or flu since my booster 🤔
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3 years
You know who needs to receive their flowers? The women on rap album skits simulating sex and leaving wild as voicemails.
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2 years
@FeministaJones I’m waiting for a ballistics report that says not all the bullets found in the bodies were from the gunmen.
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3 years
Regarding that mechanics post: I’m quite tired of men complaining about how women handle the situations they put us in. Women aren’t just carefree and riding around until their cars catch fire for shits and giggles. But often going to mechanics come with shit and they know it.
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3 years
Like how so many people push back on the idea of their parents being called abusive, despite all evidence being a textbook definition.
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4 years
@iTerryTommy Why, in our lord 2020, is someone dressing like Cameron?
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3 years
But there’s a long road for the rest of us in getting to that place.
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Wiggle Melon
3 years
@earringdealer1 @Puff_Iya When he said “soft glam” and did the little lashes thing with his fingers 🤣🤣🤣
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Wiggle Melon
3 years
I also word it this way bc of how people tend to shut down all convo when you say they are abusive or being/ have been abused.
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They implied that trades were for the “low achievers” and “troubled kids” And even if your creative interests were entertained, they told you that college would help you get where you wanted to be.
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1 year
Y’all keep calling the effects of patriarchy that harm men misandry, and I want y’all to stop.
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3 years
My fall plans. The delta variant
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So this idea that everyone who went to college did so because it was their own harebrained idea is a blatant lie.
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3 years
But this is just me spitballing and processing this all in real time.
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1 year
It’s also not lost on me that cries of desperation and pain are described as threats and aggression when coming from certain demographics. Expressing that your basic needs and rights aren’t being met in our hellscape of a society is a threat to those who are fine with it.
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3 years
I didn’t understand why my mom would never sit down or get out without some sort of cry for help. “Oh lawd” “Lawd hammercy” etc until I got into my 30s. The effort it takes to simply not disintegrate into wherever you sit or stand is monumental.
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6 years
@southernjawn @Thebigsale85 Publicly auditioning for a man who thinks candles are a reflection of sexual agency and domestic skills.
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6 years
Black women aren’t superheroes, we just have the temerity to fight for our survival despite knowing we will more than likely be doing it on our own.
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3 years
@Karnythia Why must their murder mittens look so cute?! 🥺
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@_benjvmins_ They linked her in the article and it’s a whole IG of anti BW, nigcel content.
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3 years
Time to go fuck some weather up real quick #negrosolstice
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4 years
It’s almost my time of year!
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4 years
This admission also proves they know just how dangerous other men are, but as soon as women, particularly Black women, say that men are the biggest threat to our safety it’s “not all men” Trash. The whole lot of you.
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3 years
If we could go to the mechanic regularly or when something just didn’t feel/sound right without needing a man to accompany us so we aren’t overcharged or told we need repairs we don’t need, we would. If we could go to the mechanic without being sexually harassed, we would.
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2 years
This is like an incel recovery boot camp
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Wiggle Melon
2 years
One of the biggest scams in our lifetimes is that we have to pay to work. Whether it’s commuting costs or energy, phone, and internet costs if you WFH; we are still paying to provide a service for someone else.
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4 years
@tinnkky @mminthecity Wait until they find out abou V Nasty. 😂😂😂😂😂
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Wiggle Melon
3 years
I hate how this is so normalized within our community. I think having our hair done was the first instance of being told our pain doesn’t matter and why so many of us have complicated relationships with our hair, our mothers, and reinforcing boundaries.
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Y’all got tender headed daughters? 🥴😩🥺
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@AndreaDMorgan These the women American men on 90 Day Fiancé think will be their submissive, housewife 🤣🤣🤣
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3 years
The solution shouldn’t be to have a man around to do it (bc not every man knows shit about cars), our daddies teaching us, having a man with us as a buffer, etc. You should stop being sexist grifters.
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@LSplaneWilburn You adjusted your parenting style with new information. Which I believe should be the goal. But there is so much accessible information now about the benefits, particularly around longer term outcomes and it just feels like an adult tantrum at this point to just be like
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It’s an “act of aggression” to have the failures of a “civilized” be put on full display in front of those that are privileged within it. That’s why there is so much hate for the unhoused and mentally ill. They are the living, breathing proof that we were sold a lie so
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3 years
If we could go to a mechanic and be spoken to like we are adults with common sense, we would. A lot of us put off this task bc we don’t want to deal with y’all making it as difficult as fucking possible to get car repairs and maintenance.
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@Puff_Iya Nothing but some blue magic and pink lotion. The parts were clean, the hair was moisturized, and length was retained
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Wiggle Melon
3 years
He’ll be fine. Zimmerman been out here doing country wide tours and signing autographs
@Ojeda4America
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Regardless the outcome. Kyle Rittenhouse’s life is over. Forever known as a murderer. He will struggle the rest of his life. People will avoid him. Parents will not want him to date their daughters. His fake tears will hound him. His life ended when he squeezed that trigger.
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@solomonmissouri No weapon! I say no weapon formed against me shall prosper!!!
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5 months
Document everything. Forward emails to your personal accounts. Always have dates and timestamps of when they had you fucked up. Dont be afraid to consult an attorney if shit looks sketch. Dont put your work email on your phone unless they pay that bill.
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30+ folks, what is your best piece of professional advice?
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Wiggle Melon
5 years
Please keep that same “promoting an unhealthy lifestyle” energy that y’all are having for Cupcakke and angle it towards the people on here constantly telling fat folks they don’t deserve to live or be loved or have joy. The people who are actually driving people towards ED.
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6 years
The only thing we really have in common with superheroes is that when we try to “safe people from themselves” they turn on us and we’re the villain. That’s it. Other than we can’t even get the funding you give your comic books faves even though we’re “real superheroes.”
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5 years
@dopegirlfresh I’m also not sure of her cultural background, but bathing using buckets/bowls and not standing showers or sitting in tubs is normal for some.
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3 years
You would honestly see more business if you would stop treating women like reckless dummies. If we know we won’t have to deal with all the bs bc you dumped the misogyny for competent customer service your shops would flourish.
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3 years
Mechanics have the same reputation as used car salesmen bc of how you treat your customers, particularly female customers.
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2 years
I know I say men are dumb regularly but they aren’t. They are conniving, sinister, and play dumb so that they can continue to be coddled. You don’t ever hear them having these Amelia Bedelia ass moments when it comes to shit they care about or like.
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4 years
Y’all can’t stand up to another man but will be 10 toes down in a woman’s face and mentions defending your mealy mouth, square headass behavior.
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5 years
Better orgasms
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Visiting Emily Clarke-style
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Finish this sentence: Marijuana is gateway drug to.....
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4 years
It should go without saying that I’m not arguing with any of you bitchass, low reading comprehension, mad at your mamas for shit your daddy did, still mad at Tanya for laughing at your high waters in the 7th grade, devils advocates in my mentions. You’re just getting blocked.
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2 years
@Brieyonce This may be the first time I side with a yt woman lol
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4 years
And at the same time refer to themselves as kings and expect to be regarded as such, but don’t want to act with a lick of honor, be respectful, have any sort of integrity, and only want to wield power over those that are already marginalized.
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1 year
they must be removed from our sight or from their earthly existence. We hate the people who are the what our society would see if it looked in the mirror.
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2 years
@indigogloves Woooo the Black jumped out as she got older lol
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9 years
Serena only has an "unfair advantage" if you've been conditioned into believing white mediocrity trumps actual skill and hard work.
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4 years
Any time even a shred of kindness is shown to Black women on here, in fly these ashy niggadactycls to let everyone know they don’t believe Black women deserve anything. Not kindness, not support, not gifts. Your hatred for us is palpable and y’all need help.
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1 spoon = “all these damn dishes”
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What is black math?
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3 years
When the AfroAvengers Civil War starts #negrosolstice
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2 years
I wonder how many people interrogated their "need" to party? Not just be around friends or enjoy others' company, but go to large-scale parties to feel satiated. since the panny began certain groups of folks have acted as if parties are as integral to survival as food & water.
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4 years
The shit that really grinds my gears with it finally coming out that that landlord was lying the whole time is that he got so many people on his side to begin with bc he used classism to bolster his claim. Connecting poor credit, to drug dealing, to destruction of property.
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Some of us have depression and if you can’t be okay with not “fixing it” or can’t understand why your unsolicited “positivity” isn’t helpful then good riddance
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2 years
People keep saying “I’m done with Covid” like it’s a meal that they are too full to finish. It’s a highly contagious virus that doesn’t gaf if you’re done with it. It’s not done with you or us.
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6 years
I took one of his online classes and he is just soooo amazing and his techniques are so simple, yet produce flawless results
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6 years
Ladies: For all the time people want you to take to fix a mans plate, you could be working on your next one. Don't let the patriarchy scam you into missing a second helping of the good potato salad.
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8 years
Tyler Perry presents #BlackDerbyHorseNames
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