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@sandiacontajin
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4 months
someone posted an apartment for rent on Facebook marketplace and the bathroom alone made me lose my mind
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@sandiacontajin
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10 months
it’s called being right
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we need a word for mansplaining but for older sisters
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
is anyone gonna tell California to chill the fuck out? honey u missed ur opportunity to have a winter now stay in ur fuckin lane and go back to being 75 degrees u dumb BITCH i am COLD
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@sandiacontajin
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2 years
officially old bc i did not get a single cocktober mass text
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@sandiacontajin
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@titianosaurus my grandma came to the us, married a us citizen and made HIM learn Spanish
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 months
the kitchen is ugly but this place is kinda insane. $3500 for 2bd1b tho 😔
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@theysbian This is the modern day version of this
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
i am so shook rn
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@sandiacontajin
greci
2 years
me trying to contain all the love i have for my homies
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@b_webre She said beepity boppity I’m getting drunkity
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@sandiacontajin
greci
6 years
@HE_VALENCIA me walking in
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
Mexican kids after one chicanx studies class:
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@hexbby So this is what my shirt was supposed to look like.... lmao I’m gonna cry
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@sandiacontajin
greci
3 years
@SpazzMuffins @chaelon06 You’re 100% correct she is incredible and i would die for her
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@sandiacontajin
greci
7 months
y’all remember the paint grandpa? His granddaughter just posted that he passed away in June and today would have been is 92nd bday 😭😭 rip Bobby
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
all this and UC kids will still get drunk on a weekday in the middle of midterms smh
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@sandiacontajin
greci
6 years
@DeusEvola I will fight anyone who hurts his feelings again, on sight
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@sisterofonline @nooodsss never thought I’d be able to use this meme i found so long ago
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@Daddy___Ari Or immediately panic at the thought of a shark or evil mermaid LMAO
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
@MurphMe2 @Awkwardly_Curly “which one is muwphy’s?” Murphy:
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@sandiacontajin
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4 months
@WestsideLola i do too but i don’t have $3.5k in rent money 😔
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@sandiacontajin
greci
3 years
good morning
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
@coconutmilc @nautalii You have to appease them otherwise they start acting up
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@sandiacontajin
greci
7 years
@1800SADDAD First I made my mom a mother, now Ima make my sister one too
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
see this is why you shouldn’t take people’s words so lightly.. trump’s rhetoric has increased hate crimes in this country— it’s undeniable considering the people committing these crimes echo his bigotry. hold him and his followers accountable for this shit
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
lil dude was lowkey like fuck the military
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4 years
She left 2 years ago, and her dog at first does not recognize her, watch her reaction later
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@sandiacontajin
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4 months
no fucking way
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@LooneyyTune @iddyguzman If you like this when this passes you should definitely go to an art walk! My brain blew up the first time I saw sidewalk art (I didn’t take this picture this is just an example of the crazy stuff people do)
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@KarolineBlek i have mine on night mode
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@sandiacontajin
greci
6 years
@stupidgirl704 no one talks about the anxiety attacks it causes like one time i literally got so upset looking in the mirror i started sobbing and clawed my stomach and it was so awful and the scratches took so long to go away it’s so terrible
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@sandiacontajin
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5 years
@martinez959 @gavinjohns0n I knew squidward was white
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@sarahlugor the weirdest thing to come out of all this is that now the people in my dreams are wearing masks and i think about social distancing when someone in my dream gets too close to me
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
my uncle got my grandma a roomba and she’s obsessed with it and named it Ramona and whenever there’s something blocking its path she moves it and says “pásele mi preciosa”
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@urirImom feeling: seen and attacked
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 months
@spookyultra The kitchen looks like it was definitely remodeled at some point so I can only imagine what it looked like in its prime
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
Mother Earth is showing off today
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
@BosqueTroy @moneycaa my chihuahuas literally terrify me lmao but i love them... they’re just so filled with hate sometimes it’s hard to see the good in them 😔
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
pay your taxes lex luthor lookin ass
@JeffBezos
Jeff Bezos
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I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% @lizzo ’s biggest fan. #SBLIV
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@hexbby i did not intend or expect for my reply to get any attention but if you just came to make fun of me over something i have 0 control over to hurt my feelings idk what to tell you about the kind of person you are
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@sandiacontajin
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5 years
@marcelinesteeI @angelicuhxcx Gaining a yeast infection for sure lmaooo
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5 years
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@IvyKungu Is this Timmy thicc’s cousin
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
I didn’t really know how to talk about this because to be honest my brain hasn’t finished processing that this even happened but.... 12 years later I am finally a US permanent resident??
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@sandiacontajin
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3 years
there have been so many shootings lately and no one says anything because the US is so used to them but there’s always the looming fear that today will be the day that you walk into the wrong place at the wrong time and pay the price of a government that doesn’t care about you
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
@silkyvelvett @xmelinv Also ceo of immaculate bone structure
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@sandiacontajin
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3 years
@billielurked my heart made me do this
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
why is this so cute
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
you guys might make fun of hot cheeto girls from high school but I’ve seen like half of them graduating from nursing school and are going to make more money than all of us
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@sandiacontajin
greci
7 years
@FrostyMonkeys "international women's day? What about national men's day? What about national police officer day? Snowflakes!!!"
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@sandiacontajin
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5 years
@HereIsGina lmao is this like passive aggresive
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
UCSB students talking shit about UCSB vs. UCSB students when someone else talks shit about UCSB
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@sandiacontajin
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7 years
@stefxmeeder Ur wcw actually read the post and knows she has to pay for s&h but knows that 12 bucks is a deal compared to the 70 she'd have to pay
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
@TYSHERAA This is literally the nastiest sensation in the world
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@sandiacontajin
greci
6 years
@lezsss I’m blocking you
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@sandiacontajin
greci
6 years
@Kahlaaaaa2 i like how everyone is saying this is unhealthy as if their parents didn’t leave them unattended and sitting 2 inches from the television and eating crackers off the floor when they were children.. we were all there this is advanced parenting
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@b_webre I just looked it up and it’s apparently bibbidi bobbidi but um... you know what I meant lol
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@sandiacontajin
greci
3 years
ps you can also do this with your undocu family members this is the only reason why i have a credit now
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About a year ago I added my brother as an authorized user on my credit card, and he has 748 credit score now, it’ll probably be higher when he comes home in October. There are so many different ways to support your incarcerated loved ones & make their transition back easier.
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
if you’re about to comment something about it still being winter or be mean to me pls reconsider and instead look at my dog
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@akirangei beyond accurate. she should have never had me
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@sandiacontajin
greci
7 years
Finally, quality journalism.
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5 years
me: *asks my mom for permission* my mom: HAZ LO QUE TE PEGUE LA PINCHE PUTA GANA YA ME TIENES HASTA LA CHING- me:
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@sandiacontajin
greci
7 years
#relationshipweight 142/112 because my boyfriend helped me lose all the weight my depression caused me to gain
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
queen Elizabeth IS bad vibes
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@sandiacontajin
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5 years
me while im at school: fuck ucsb, i hate this fuckin place Ima drop out me when i go home and people ask me about school:
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@sandiacontajin
greci
3 years
my mom’s peace offering to the ants so they don’t raid the rest of her food lmaoooo
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
@CBSNews “We’re just tryna have the best trip we can.”
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4 years
@non_BYE_nary she was the poet of the decade i was confused
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@sandiacontajin
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3 years
my barbies after i thought i could do their hair with my mom’s straightener:
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Justin Bieber Crew
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Justin Bieber via Instagram Stories:
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
@phunky___ They forgot to include me
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
*murderer finds me in the closet* Me: hold un just a second I’m ordering us a pizza
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@sandiacontajin
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10 months
Actually I just remembered my friend’s older sisters exist and they are vile so this does not apply to them
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4 years
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@sandiacontajin
greci
5 years
all the ugly men in the comments saying “unfollowed” and shit like they ever had a chance lmfaoooo
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MY BOYFRIEND JUST PROPOSED TO ME IM GETTING MARRIED YALL IM CRYING IM SO IN LOVE
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@sandiacontajin
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5 years
if you’re not pursuing higher education because you need to work to help your family now we’re also proud of you. If you chose not to go to college we’re also proud of you. We’re proud of you and that’s that on that
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gaviotita ♡
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If you got into a UC school, congratulations. If you got into a state school, congratulations. If you’re going to a community college, congratulations. Pursuing a higher education, no matter where it is, is something to be proud of. Keep grinding. I’m proud of you all. ❤️
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@sandiacontajin
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4 years
At first glance i thought this was the UCSB mountain side library
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Me and the girls love to hang out.
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
@besosonjay @rosagxmez Omg it was this song, bad romance, and rude boy on loop while I put on my lil lipgloss and straightened my hair while it was still wet LOL
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@sandiacontajin
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@clemmy_danger I recovered my password by calculating how old I was when I made my account and adding the amount of years I needed to be able to unlock the neoboards and messaging lol (so I was 11, needed to be 13, subtracted 2 years from my real bday) and it worked hahaha
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
LMAOOOOOO what??? Why not provide actual affordable housing instead of letting your students remain homeless. Will you be providing community kitchens, fridges, and showers too???
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In support of housing-insecure students, the undergraduate student government has approved a proposal calling on UCLA to designate a safe parking space for students to sleep in their cars overnight.
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@sandiacontajin
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5 years
@IvyKungu watch she’s gonna get roasted and instead of apologizing she’s gonna pull out her 23 and me with her .08%
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5 years
this is yt girls pretending they’re meeting someone at the front at concerts
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5 years
these smelled toxic as fuck but I still played with them
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
everyone say thank you to the Instagram milk filter
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
being a virgin is hard
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@sandiacontajin
greci
4 years
how come i never even knew Adam Sandler was married i just assumed he existed by himself or something idk. Is he even real?
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22 years ago today we locked eyes and fell deep. Look forward to the next 22, young lady. Love you my forever girl.
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4 years
I AM ~OFFISHULLEY~ EMPLOYED can i get a w in the chat
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@sandiacontajin
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6 years
@kloseted Ya suéltame wey
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