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Ryan Murton

@ryan_murton

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Burnley fan. Work in gambling building @midnite . Worked at Bumble. YOLO is my jam…

Wimbledon, London via Burnley
Joined June 2012
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@ryan_murton
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3 months
Vincent Kompany dropping his PFA Keeper of the Year from the Championship. And replacing him with a 20 year old with League One experience… Will go down as one of the most stupidest decisions made by a Premier League manager in history.
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@ryan_murton
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1 year
@StokeyyG2 Genuinely think this should be a criminal offence. No time for this at all!
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@ryan_murton
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5 months
Why do people get enjoyment out of ripping into young lads that go to the football? Find it really really really weird.
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Calum 🇾🇪
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west ham away, shittest away of the season 👎
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2 months
@georgeedgee @thetrainline Cheek of an ‘Admin Fee’ when they’re in the wrong as well 😬
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@ryan_murton
Ryan Murton
3 years
You know how this goes..... EuroMillions jackpot is £184m tonight. Hit 'Like' on this tweet - if I win, I'll split £10m between every person who does 👍
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@ryan_murton
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1 year
Only in Burnley 🤣🤣
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2 years
Imagine being an Everton fan. Swapping Richarlison for Dwight McNeil. Ouch. They're in big trouble next season.
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@ryan_murton
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2 years
Can only imagine Dyche is in his garden now, with his family, sat in the sun, with his 7 figure payout sipping a Sex on the Beach, while looking forward to the entire summer off
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@ryan_murton
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1 year
This family went to Wakey Wines and spent £1,000 on the Prime Drink for their Christmas presents. I am lost for words on so many levels 🫣
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@ryan_murton
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25 days
While I’m delighted Forest lost being a Burnley fan - they are ultimately correct. Referring (mostly VAR) has been APPALLING this season. It has cost Burnley 10+ points this season. Enough is enough now. It’s needs sorting for good!
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Nottingham Forest
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Three extremely poor decisions - three penalties not given - which we simply cannot accept. We warned the PGMOL that the VAR is a Luton fan before the game but they didn’t change him. Our patience has been tested multiple times. NFFC will now consider its options.
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1 year
Burnley fans singing “I’m forever blowing bubbles” to Millwall fans last night 🫣🥲
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@ryan_murton
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11 months
@SkyNews When the choice was between him and Trump out of 343 million people, you kinda know the planet is doomed
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8 years
@Tyson_Fury You're fucked
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1 year
@SkySportsNews Need to sell their TV rights for the year 2850 to fund it
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11 months
@secondtierpod Looks like the rest of Luton!
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3 months
This Burnley side are without a DOUBT one of the worst sides to ever play in the Premier League.
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@ryan_murton
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4 years
@Alexhartley77 @Nike What's the issue exactly?
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@ryan_murton
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10 months
@RobertFreundLaw Unsure if Taco Bell is that great in the USA? In the UK, it’s absolutely dreadful. Some of the worst food I’ve had from a place in my life.
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@ryan_murton
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5 months
The time Josh Brownhill made Blackburn Rovers fans have an actual meltdown. Absolutely rattled 🤣 One of my favourite ever clips! #twitterclarets
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@ryan_murton
Ryan Murton
7 months
This Burnley side are one of the worst sides I’ve seen in the Premier League in my lifetime. We are sleepwalking into relegation. To spend £120m and be worse than last season is untenable. Kompany, swallow your pride, drop your arrogance and sort it. #twitterclarets
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@ryan_murton
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2 years
We've just launched a partnership with one of the largest Esports organisations in the world. Pretty cool.
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LOUD 🇧🇷
2 years
LOUD X @MidniteFutebol AGORA É REAL! Seja no Futebol ou em qualquer outro jogo, sabemos que a paixão é sempre intensa e o sentimento é inexplicável. Essa nova parceria veio para representar isso e proporcionar as melhores emoções dentro e fora do game. 💚
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2 years
@BurnleyOfficial Can’t get relegated if you don’t play your games 😜
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Ryan Murton
3 years
You know how this goes..... EuroMillions jackpot is £184m tonight (highest ever). Hit 'Like' on this tweet - if I win, I'll split £10m between every person who does 👍
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2 months
@Telegraph Well I know who Sam Allardyce is but no idea who the woman is
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2 years
The stage is set. The new EFL season. Amazing atmosphere. Everyone set. FT: Huddersfield Town 0 - 0 Burnley.
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5 months
Before you jump so quickly to “Kompany out”. Just remember where you were on the 25th April. #twitterclarets
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3 years
@SkySportsNews Neville brothers ain't cut out to be managers it seems
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2 months
@JoshWoogsLFC If you're English and like Celtic then you definitely need a hard drive check
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2 years
@JamesCleverly @BorisJohnson You’ve been in power for 11 years and we’re in an absolute state. What work will you be doing exactly?
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1 year
@PolitlcsUK Scots must be pretty terrified. Has one of the worst track records of any politicians in the UK.
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@ryan_murton
Ryan Murton
2 years
@Peston And before anybody jumps in with their stupid opinions... Let's remember, it is the CONSERVATIVE PARTY that has managed this economy for the last 12 years 👍
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5 months
Offside goal by half an inch ✅ Blatant last man handball not given ✅ Softest penalty you’ve seen in your life given ✅ Get me out of this league 🤢 #twitterclarets
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2 years
Kompany > Burnley > Pep leaves > City Gerrard > Villa > Klopp leaves > Liverpool Lampard > Everton > goes to Doncaster Rovers
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8 years
Spurs season :)
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1 year
Zero issues there. Man City side is worth £1.2b+ Burnley side is worth £50m Kompany said “we are 21st in the country. We’re competing for the Championship and they’re competing for the Champions League” Good lesson 👍 #twitterclarets
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6 years
He’s bang on. Lots of young people I know also voted Brexit. Not sure why the media says ‘all young people voted Remain’ #bbcqt
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BBC Question Time
6 years
This member of the audience says that all of his friends, all under-25, voted for Brexit and is tired of people saying that young people didn't vote for it #bbcqt
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3 years
Remote working. I really do fear for younger people/graduates that won’t get to experience an office. Your 20s are your most important of your career. Social skills. How people act in meetings. ‘Politics’. After work beers on a Thursday. I think it’ll have a terrible impact
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2 years
@GeorgeLineker Yup - no idea who he is really but I see clips of him, he’s an absolute clown
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1 year
Never in my wildest dreams... Did I think one of the best NFL players of all time would be pouring a pint in The Royal Dyche in Burnley 🤣
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2 years
Not done this in ages. £184m EuroMillions jackpot tonight. Hit 'Like' on this tweet & if I win, I'll give 14x people £1m each at random. 🤞🤞🤞
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2 years
@darrengrimes_ He was telling the truth, Darren. Speaking on behalf of the country. I know that’s hard for you to grasp.
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Ryan Murton
3 years
Best SEO advice for newly launched websites? What’s your absolute must?
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2 years
EuroMillions jackpot is £191m tonight. You know how this goes... 'Like' this tweet, if I win the jackpot, I'll choose 20x at random to get £500k each. 🥳🥳
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4 years
@Charlie_Real97 @Alexhartley77 @Nike I think it's just the camera angle tbh
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@ryan_murton
Ryan Murton
11 months
@FBAwayDays Couldn't care less. A club that's Arab-owned that is facing 115 financial doping claims and is financially corrupt. Everything that is wrong with football. Whereas West Ham are a real club supported by real fans.
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2 years
@BritainElects @OpiniumResearch I honestly give up with the voters in this country. How can 28% look at any service in this country? NHS, schools, childcare, economy, social care or anything really and think "this is going well"? It's embarrassing and worrying.
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7 months
This Burnley side are relegated. Awful. Never seen anything like it. Kompany you’re smart but you’re also a naive moron. ALK got the recruitment wrong big time. Anyone that disagrees your opinion is invalid 🚫 #twitterclarets
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2 years
If you want Charlie Taylor gone, then I can honestly hand on heart say you know zero about football.
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Ryan Murton
3 years
If you take joy from a 99 year old dying then you’re a moron. You don’t need to be a fan of the Royals (lots aren’t), but a Dad, Grandad and Husband just died. Have a bit of respect 👍
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2 years
@FootyAccums Might be the way I was brought up or my mannerisms, but if I was a footballer, couldn’t imagine not thanking a load of people who’ve just cheered me for 90 minutes
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3 months
You’ve got a big decision to make @AlanPaceBFC . You sacked Dyche for FAR less than this (with a third of the money spent as well). Time to let VK know you want answers now. It’s untenable. Time to communicate with us fans as well. Not heard a peep for months. #twitterclarets
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1 year
This guy though. 3x world class goals 3x matches in a row 😍 Best winger I’ve ever seen for Burnley in my lifetime! #twitterclarets
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Ryan Murton
1 year
@OfficialVizeh Brazil are massively overhyped and will get beaten off Croatia today
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Ryan Murton
3 years
@Dominic2306 Now tell us how to get rid of them. You helped get them in power, now help us get rid of them!
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Ryan Murton
2 years
So Burnley beating Wolves then Everton getting an absolute hiding at Anfield would be perfect today please #twitterclarets
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Ryan Murton
2 years
Every fan knows this Burnley side needs a clear out & a reset. It needs to lower the age and get some pace/technical ability in. Build the team around Pope, Collins, Taylor, Roberts, Dwight & Cornet. Wood is the start of a big rebuild. #twitterclarets
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2 years
1 loss in 10 now for Burnley. Not bad for a team with 16 new players and a manager that hasn’t been in the Championship before 👏 Now to have 2 weeks rest and to get Twine in this side 👋 #twitterclarets
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2 years
EuroMillions jackpot is £137m tonight. You know how this goes... 'Like' this tweet, if I win the jackpot, I'll choose 14x at random to get £500k each. Fingers crossed...
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Ryan Murton
5 months
If you are even considering booing Sean Dyche tomorrow, then you're a moron. Should be ashamed to call yourself a fan.
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Ryan Murton
2 years
EuroMillions jackpot is a record £191m tonight. You know how this goes... 'Like' this tweet, if I win the jackpot, I'll choose 20x at random to get £500k each. 🥳🥳
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Ryan Murton
6 months
@JayRimmer10 At least it’s dark at 4pm pal
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Ryan Murton
1 year
You'd have thought Burnley were close to relegation to League One. The success has gone to the head of some fans. Near enough Civil War over one sub-par performance. You'd never guess we'd lost 2 games in 31 games. Shameful.
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Ryan Murton
1 year
@RishiSunak Hi Rishi mate, Hope you’re good pal. While you’ve been ‘brought in to fix these problems’, you’re going to be REALLY UPSET when you found out who’s created the problems over the past 13 years.
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Ryan Murton
2 years
After an enjoyable 4.5 years at Bumble, today is my last day. Building channels and a team from scratch & going through an IPO has been an incredible experience. It’s been a strange 2 years; so now it’s time to take a well deserved break. Over and out.
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5 months
The time when Manuel Benson scored a wondergoal to secure Burnley the Championship title at Ewood Park aka Deadwood.
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5 months
That’s why we’re sticking with Kompany. The youngest manager in the league and the youngest squad in the league is improving. Championship defence though 🥲 Lyle Foster is absolutely sensational. How on EARTH wasn’t that a handball as well? Absolute joke! #twitterclarets
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Ryan Murton
6 years
Any #twitterclarets fans wanting to watch the game tomorrow, you can watch it for free on your phone/laptop etc here in HD for free 🤙🤙 @bodenknights
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5 months
Feels like a right miserable Monday 🧐 EuroMillions is £186m tomorrow night. Like this tweet and if I win, I’ll change 24x random people’s lives that do with £250k each 👍
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2 years
Interesting Twitter bio change from @VincentKompany . ‘Proud manager’ and not just ‘manager’ like most would put. He must be loving it! #twitterclarets
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2 years
@BurnleyOfficial No grounds expert but pretty embarrassing for a PL pitch, no?
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2 years
@Conservatives Number of working people on in-work benefits and using food banks at all time highs. Well done you!
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1 year
@hstikkytokky123 You’re what would happen if Andrew Tate and Katie Hopkins had a child
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2 years
EuroMillions jackpot is £170m tonight. You know how this goes... 'Like' this tweet, if I win the jackpot, I'll choose 20x at random to get £500k each. 🥳🥳
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1 year
@DeadlineDayLive @BrentfordFC So basically nothing has happened to him? He can still go the pub and watch football tonight? What’s he going to learn exactly?
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3 years
Burnley as it stands... - Manager 1 year left on contract - No significant signing for 3 years - No Away kit - Debt up to its eyeballs - Average age of players is about 33 - Can’t decide if it will accept cash or card What else? 😏 #twitterclarets
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Ryan Murton
2 years
Many will disagree but Dyche going is the right decision for me. 8 wins in 49 games. Any other manager would have been gone long ago. We have some of the worst playing statistics in the 92. We have some of the worst statistics across all top European leagues.
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3 years
EuroMillions jackpot is £116m tonight. I've done 10 lines... 'Like' this & if I win, I'll give you £100k each. (capped at 50)
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Ryan Murton
2 years
Thanks for everything, Wout Weghorst. You'll go down as a club legend. Your 1 yard tap in vs West Ham will go down as an all time great. Your 4x misses in front of empty goals will always be remembered. We've seen aircraft carriers move quicker than you. Legend ❤️
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1 year
2nd March 2023. Burnley are in the QF of the FA Cup. Top of the league by a mile. Then there's a forum post on UTC that's upset about what Scott Twine calls the manager. #twitterclarets
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1 year
Thought Ian Maatsen was absolutely world class there. Only 20 as well. This boy is destined for the top. Need to do everything we can to sign him in the summer. #twitterclarets
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Ryan Murton
2 years
@zerohedge He's been missing for his entire Presidency, I'm not sure it really matters
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2 years
People who don't rate Sean Dyche have zero understanding of football
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1 year
The tears of Paul Ince here 😭 "Burnley are meant to be the best team in the league, supposedly" While fans chant "1-0 and you fuc*ed it up 1-0" in the background 😅
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Reading FC
1 year
We can confirm that the club has accepted a six-point penalty which has been applied immediately following the club’s failure to fully satisfy a business plan agreed after a historical breach of the EFL’s Profit & Sustainability limits.
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Ryan Murton
3 years
OFFER ACCEPTED! Hopefully soon be a homeowner 🥳
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Ryan Murton
2 years
London first time buyer. Completed it ✅🙌
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Ryan Murton
2 years
Got myself a new role. Joining a startup that just secured $16m in Series A. Starting next week, very excited!
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6 months
£173m EuroMillions jackpot tonight. ‘Like’ this tweet and if I win I’ll give 20x people at random £250k each 👍 Would be a decent early Christmas 🙏
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6 months
When you’re starting games with: - 21 year old GK with League One experience - LB manager doesn’t want - RB who cost less than £1m - 33 year old up top who hasn’t played for a year After spending £120m, the issues aren’t just the games. It’s deeper than that. #twitterclarets
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Ryan Murton
2 years
Aye, if you’re a Burnley fan and you’re selling tickets for Blackburn Rovers for profit, you’re a bit of a clown
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Ryan Murton
9 months
Lyle Foster - 2 goals in 3 EPL appearances Wout Weghorst - 2 goals in 37 EPL appearances #twitterclarets
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2 years
You’d be more than happy with Wayne Hennessey as your number 1 in the Championship
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Ryan Murton
5 years
@ojlauren This video is underrated. It deserves to go viral worldwide 10x over. Great effort 👍👍
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Ryan Murton
7 years
@metpoliceuk Let me guess? You knew them? Yes. They've been training abroad? Yes.
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Ryan Murton
1 year
The time Paul Ince cried when Burnley beat Reading and the fans are winding him up in the background 🥲😁
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luke
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What’s you lot funniest moment from this season???
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10 months
Going against the grain but I just can't and won't be backing Weghorst. Just dislike everything about him. His aura. His attitude. His sense of self-importance. Also, I just honestly think he's a dreadful awful player quite simply.
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Ryan Murton
2 years
Hello @FA @premierleague , Given Everton fans were keeping Chelsea players up last night, by purposely setting up fireworks outside their hotel, I propose the following; 1) Game to be replayed 2) Points deduction for Everton
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Ryan Murton
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My little mate. Warrior 💪
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Ryan Murton
1 year
@PremLeaguePanel Might be old but the old dogs never lose their technical excellence. Kovacic confuses me. I watch him in any game and he’s class. Then I don’t and Twitter (Chelsea fans) are calling him awful 🤷‍♂️
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1 year
@_The72 He has a 100% win record for England. Best manager we ever had by a distance!
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