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8 months

if 350k no excite my babe, I go dey worried 😭

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because??

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this waitress brought my bill and i had to ask how they make profit😭

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“we go run am” is one of the most reassuring phrases ever.

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5 years

EFCC: So who do you have to call to bail you? Naira Marley: *dials Zlatan number* Hello bro... Zlatan:

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4 months

unrelated but i can’t help but wonder how much black-taxing this family is currently navigating💀

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Indomie showed love to us as promised🥰. They even brought more than enough and asked us to share💃🏽💃🏽. Thank you so much @IndomieNigeria , we're grateful🙏🏾

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7 months

buying beans in shoprite is really crazy

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ShopRite beans >>>>>>>

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2 years

old but still kills me-

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What's the most random way a babe has billed you before? Like a completely unprovoked billing. This is a safe space.

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2 years

It’s insane how we’re really doing 7 figures in our early twenties like it’s nothing damn.

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3 years

@eboseta You literally tweeted this then went on to this. It’s terrible how you people won’t even try to enjoy things

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10 months

and 2yrs ish later… freelancing has been fun

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3 years

@ToyosiGodwin Bruh how do I kick off my upwork? It’s just been there 😩

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4 years

Rukia Kuchiki🩷

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4 years

Someone farted in this office

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5 years

A man died in our street years ago and they tried using this thing to rub his corpse to prevent it from smelling. Baba jumped up and begged them to use ordinary Robb and then died back. We were shocked😂🌚

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5 years

Sco pa tu ma naa..

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5 years

Twitter makes random jokes about 21 Savage Demi lovato: haha Twitter:

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2 years

hm what a way to foot one’s bills

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2 years

my weekend in four pictures 🥵🤭

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begging for light everyday isn’t a way of life o

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4 months

10x dev don dey cook.

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4 years

@mynameiscomfor1 Wow this life

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4 years

This historic moment in the history of patriarchy FC will never be forgotten 😂 it was an absolute win that night

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4 months

congratulations on the new sound system and couch bro

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I just had an audiometery test done as part of my annual physical and the results tell me that my seemingly superfluous obsession with sound is not couched in self deceit.

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2 years

September.

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5 years

One day, I was running late to school and I discovered didn’t use a belt. Rather than going back home, I just quickly entered the nearest bush, killed one medium size cobra m, then used it as belt. It was so comfortable 😍

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5 years

In case y’all missed where Omashola actually said “Biggie you dey there?” 😂😂 guy I wan laugh die. Uriel sef no do reach this one😂 #bbnaija #BBNaija2019

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5 years

@D_iiW “Better be happy that I’m talking to you. My type is very rare” Sorry o, group 8 element of periodic table.

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8 months

@korty_EO he didn’t even have to think deep before mentioning mohbad. a real one

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@ro_timi_

10 months

did for about 8 or 9 months and it changed my life too. highly recommended

kiishi-sama

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Sat down between 5-12 hours daily for 6 months learning a skill. I did not miss a single day.

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4 years

30+ men when their babes give them stuff with left hand

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3 months

@xylemic the S in SQL stands for seyi

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2 months

📍 Akara cafe, wuse zone 5.

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3 years

Easily his verse on Pretty Little fears.

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What’s your favorite J. Cole verse?

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4 years

*wife walks in on husband soapying* Daddy Tunde kini gbogbo rubbish yi?

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4 years

*saves money inside kolo* Me to the kolo after one week:

Maester Kóòṣò, of the Visual Mysteries.

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Bomboclaat

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4 years

@LadiSpeaks @iamgraciousbee Heart $607k yet I’ll give you for free, you’ll be doing anyhow 😭💔

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2 months

@OloriOfOloris i just called my gateman upstairs and showed him this tweet. he came with his friend and they both agreed instantly

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5 years

Omashola should really be a comedian lmao. The way he said “everybody dey cool... that is not cool”😂😂 #bbnaija #bbnaija2019

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8 months

even 3500 shawarma go excite me 😭

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5 years

“Tacha is bringing pepper. Tacha is lion. Tacha is gddvssxbfxtt”....Party time, nothing to show. 🤦🏼‍♂️ Tacha on instagram Vs Tacha in BBNaija house #BBNaija

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2 years

I sha didn’t send shingbain. aired her mother since that 2018💀

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5 years

Mercy got 2 strikes, Tacha got disqualified. Fair enough lmao😂 #BBNaija19

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4 years

@moha_tofa @_timi_gold @a_nattyyy Nahhhh😂😂😂

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8 months

a whole competitive salary?😭

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2 years

August.

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9 months

july-

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10 months

July dump? Let’s have it.

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4 years

Omo over-wokeness would be the end of some of you people on this app sha. Talmbout “the child’s mental health is worth more than 21k USD”. You that they flogged like a market thief the day you lost ordinary 50 naira

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3 years

+1 🥳🎈

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3 years

Almost thought Pam was bluffing those days he said he saved 10k daily.

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2 years

backstory: we used to kinda talk, she ghosted me for 3 months, hit me up randomly to ask for money without even exchanging pleasantries. I replied “lol smh”, then the outburst from her😭

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7 months

@eeeNKayy brands could learn a thing or two from her fr

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2 months

could not even finish half of the food 😭 felt like a steal

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4 months

really good ad by the way. she’s very much collected

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5 years

@D_iiW “Baby I’m sorry. It was your actions that made me react” Sorry o, Newton’s third law of motion.

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4 years

@colomental_ @Alex_Houseof308 @_valkiing @mrmanhere_ @Sonjoe_Kutuh @ObongRoviel @Famez_vv @farouq_yahaya @waxzyy_ @jayythedope @Blaaq_ie More like Mbah teams up with another Mbah to fight another Mbah?🤔

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3 years

First actual job interview tomorrow. Nervous 💀

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5 years

Tacha: No leave no transfer. Till 99 days Disqualification: 👇🏾👇🏾 #BBNaija19

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@ro_timi_

4 years

Listening to Cynthia Morgan’s Simati Niya rn and ugh. What ever happened to her? 😭😭

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4 years

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4 months

also she seems quite religious. 2024 don set for pastor

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5 years

@Postsubman So if she gets pregnant and eventually gives birth, she’ll be a mother to her own sister, a step sister to her own child, and the man will be a husband to his own child, a father to his own grandchild.. and the child will be a grandchild to her own father..? Ah life is hard

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2 years

@Too_mishe Guy I wan die that day lmfaooo😭 left her ass on read since 2018😂

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2 years

Just actually remembered how someone I once dated tweeted (while still in a relationship w me) that she’d rather eat sand than end up marrying me- asked her and she said “it‘a just a tweet, not that serious” and I still continued w the relationship 😭

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8 months

@roses_on_mars who ever says “race to power”??😭

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5 years

In case you missed the gist. **Dejoke and her ex after cooking & eating stolen goat and washing clothes 😂😂

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6 months

@keneshuku lmfao they said it’s REST api for a reason

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8 months

@theelydia see I almost proposed to the last woman that bought me 3500 shawarma with triple sausages😭

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4 years

@LifeOfBmax @ajebutterthug Lmaooo I saw “last warning”😂😂🤣

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5 years

So Wizkid performed both “Slow down” and “The Matter” on “Ojuelegba” instrumentals and it’s this maddd!! Somebody say kinggg 🔥 🔥🔥

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2 months

@asher_kine i shall be waiting at the airport so i can mistakenly jam you🤲🏽

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3 years

I’m ending 2020 on a very big note Omo! Got accepted into 2 hugeeee internship programs just in the space of 1week 😫😫

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3 years

Mannn😩

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3 years

Brooooo y’all need to see my woman’s fit tonight 😭😭😭😭

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5 years

If you listen to Khalid Ella Mai SZA Jhene Aiko Kehlani Normani H.E.R J Cole Summer Walker Ari Lennox Billie Eilish Lana del Rey Mahalia Russ Juice Wrld Joyner Lucas Bebe Rexha Lil Wayne Ruth B Ellie Goulding Jessie Reyez Dani Leigh Halsey I really want to be your friend😭

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5 years

@ShawnTomi__ Hey

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5 years

It’s my birthday today guys!

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5 years

If these stories of Muyiwa and Glory Osei turn out to be absolutely true, then the integrity of people like RMD who is apparently a brand ambassador for Landlagos has to be questioned.

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4 years

@jaylabrenae “I don’t got time for jokes sis”

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4 years

@adekunleGOLD Lmaoo😂 But logically, you also didn’t agree the grass is greener. You said that was what you thought until you took the ride

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5 years

My respect for DJ Big N increased the day I listened to this classic mehn! See vibes #BBNaija @DONJAZZY

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4 years

@Oli_Ekun A stroke per second. One test-stroke, 3 major and intense strokes, one final stroke to seal it up.

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4 years

@Teghte Hey babe sorry I left you on read for 2 weeks. My phone’s been dead. Heard about the corona virus in your city and I feel it’s the best time to tell you I would really like to take you as my wife before corona takes your life. Fvck ‘em chloroquine cos you my queen xoxo❤️

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4 years

@Postsubman See what Buhari has caused. No light in heaven, even ghost has to use powerbank

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4 years

@ulxma “Always resist the urge to shalaye” “That meins you we sleep there”

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10 months

people in love.

Olúwatósìn Olaseinde

@tosinolaseinde

10 months

What are you healthily jealous of? Don’t lie

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@ro_timi_

4 years

Abacha to Abba Kyari when they finally meet again:

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@ro_timi_

5 years

I remember when I played one stupid shot with my bare foot and the ball went up so high and it wasn’t coming down. It even almost hit a flying plane. It was someone from inside the plane that stretched out his hand to stop it and he threw it down for us. Good Samaritans exist🙌🏽

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5 years

The bad guy himself with the Rap single of the year award🙌🏽 #headies2019

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6 years

Make up on fleek😂😂 Slay queen Tobi😂😂😂 #bbnaija

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4 years

Na only the 33k I go miss.💀

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@ro_timi_

4 years

Give me the grace to take pictures today dear lord 🤲🏽

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5 years

@SubDeliveryZone Honestly I’m disappointed in the lady. That’s a very disrespectful act. Next time, she’ll learn to go seek permission from your ancestors, get a police report, swear an affidavit, and get a reference letter from the governor and a priest before she takes meat from the plate.

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4 years

@SympLySimi @i_pissvodka

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5 years

This blew up wowwww. Y’all like this comment and I’ll follow. Do follow back abeg

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1 year

if I tell you we go run am, best believe we go actually run am

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6 months

“money was not designed to stay in one place, that is why money is called currency, because a current does what? a current flows.”

Grey (YC W22)

@greyfinance

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Money 101: 👇

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1 year

mine is so silly- I very much know the diff between push and pull, but the moment I get to a door that says “push” or “pull”, I blank out totally for like 2 or 3 seconds before making a decision