Renny @rennyzucker Twitter profile

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Very low net L/S in a nutshell

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Wearing my lucky shirt

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@rennyzucker

3 years

Men think it’s ok to live like this (It is)

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@rennyzucker

9 months

@ClimateDefiance Half of those people are literally minimum wage hourly workers that now are PAYING to not work after commute cost today because you needed to chase online clout while completely besmirching your vapid message through a fundamental misunderstanding of how the world works. Nice job

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

I just paid $5 for this at a flea market. It (sort of) works and I think it only tunes to Bloomberg radio. Best purchase ever.

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@rennyzucker

3 years

It’s 34 degrees today and is supposed to be 66 degrees on Friday. The temperature will go up by 94%. Wow! @chamath

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Get in loser we’re going fishing

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

A picture, not a selfie, that captures your vibe.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Holy fucking shit

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

The other failed investment banks at the pearly gates: “what are you in for?”

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Renny

@rennyzucker

9 months

Lmao I completely forgot this happened after that bad math investor letter

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Guys I am in the presence of an international celebrity rn

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

I think I’ll walk

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

My work here is done

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Men think it’s ok to live like this!!! (Not pictured, my PS3)

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Renny

@rennyzucker

9 months

I am in the arena I am trying stuff

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

You hate to see it but more importantly you love to see it

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

@Hipster_Trader Use promo code CHAPTER11 to get 75% off everything

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

It’s called class, look it up

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

To the trolls

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Nothing funnier than when people post urban outrage bait and it’s… Canal St being completely orderly and normal lmfao

Lidia Curanaj

@LidiaNews

2 years

Keep voting Democrat 🤪

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

I am such a fuck lol

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Renny

@rennyzucker

10 months

Hello all, Some personal notes: as you may or may not already know, we wound the fund down a few months ago. This decision was purely an economic one and I’m happy to say, at least, performance was not the driving factor.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

No excel, I dont want to bring that number out to 17 decimal points, actually.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

This is Joe Biden’s vacation home just outside of Kiev... paid for by the globalists. Why would joe need a house in Ukraine?!?!

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Fuckin inflation

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@rennyzucker

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

What in the everloving fuck is this?

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@__Sharyf

3 years

I’m his wife🥺🥺🥺

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@rennyzucker

3 years

We just dropped 250 at a chili’s on a fucking Wednesday night whatever you do, do not AMA.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Quitting finance to start a Mexican restaurant. I am sorry if I’m a disappointment. I must do what’s best for me.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Holy shit these scenes on CNN right now of Russian soldiers not even 20 feet away from the live shot are insane. Reporter saying that they went up to them to talk because they thought they were Ukrainian but came out in conversation that they’re Russian. 20 mi from Kyiv.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Essentials only

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

My man is wearing a Deutsche Bank vest... in public

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

Why is there a cow on this carton of eggs?

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

A broken clock is right twice a day An oven clock is right for half the year

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

“The market will regulate itself” The market:

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Shoulda listened fml

Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

Mans tryna sell me some shitass cryptocurrency

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

New York is back baby

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@davenewworld_2

2 years

One week into being mayor, former cop Eric Adams appointed his own brother as the NYPD Deputy Commissioner, a position that has a salary of $242,000 per year. Bernard Adams' most recent job was an assistant director for parking at a college. This is corrupt as fuck.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

1 year

Fuck that. Help your friends. People don’t usually recommend people they don’t legitimately think are a potential fit. 10x points if it works out.

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@RayDalio

1 year

It is unacceptable to use your personal influence to help someone get a job because doing so undermines the meritocracy. #principleoftheday (1/3)

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

What a strange thing!!

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Lobster gnocchi I’m sorry everyone

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

I am getting ~so many~ looks

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

🚨some personal news🚨

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

this was the intellectual top

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 months

TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP WHOOP WHOOP 50 40 30 20 10

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Summer 2021 must haves: Lumber watch ✅ Copper chain ✅ Corn mimosas ✅ Menthol cigarettes ✅ 0.1oz burgers ✅ Mushroom stocks ✅

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Renny

@rennyzucker

10 months

@its_GOP Numbers look off pls fix thx

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Renny

@rennyzucker

1 year

Unemployment is 3.7% and real yields are negative

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Renny

@rennyzucker

6 months

@JeremiahDJohns That the Nazis were more humanitarian than Hamas and that’s why the US needs to pledge blind support… from a rabbi… and it was celebrated

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Call that shit Carbitrage

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

The Evergrande is that ship that was stuck in the canal right?

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 months

Hello all, I’m going to do something a bit unorthodox and lay it all on the table in the hopes of finding my long-term investing home. My reasons for doing this are numerous, not the least of which being that I know for a fact that my following here is made up of some of -

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@rennyzucker

3 years

@CassidyHubbarth @WorldWideWob We know they’re going 52-30 it’s just Will they lose in 6 or 7 in the second round

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Plz don’t say gracias at chipotle

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Probably the most beautiful room in the Western Hemisphere

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Needed to stand up to capture the glory

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

It’s funny because his business feigns profitability completely through the government.

Elon Musk

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Renny

@rennyzucker

8 months

@bschoolboogaloo Not a great start with the MacBooks

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Guy next to me just ordered a quad patron on the rocks and has been re-reading a very long blue text bubble and subsequent one line reply for the last half hour. Tough scene city but feeling for my man.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Whenever I'm faced with a difficult life decision I always do what any sane person would do and model it out in Excel

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Thats a fucking mailbox!!

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Apparently we are all doxxing ourselves today? Shit now I’m gonna have to explain this gap in my resume.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Got on the yacht for a little bit yesterday. And by yacht I mean the Staten Island ferry.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Needed a laugh. Got it. Lol

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Renny

@rennyzucker

9 months

I am in the arena I am trying stuff

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Renny

@rennyzucker

9 months

*Prigozhin has left the arena*

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Best thing about Italy is that you can straight up eat whatever you want and lose weight because nothings processed, there’s no butter, and you walk everywhere.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Oh you’re a “people person?” Name everyone

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Its me... I'm men. More to come.

Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Men will literally start a hedge fund instead of going to therapy

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@rennyzucker

3 years

Thousand likes and I’ll jump

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Every time I sit down to write something I realize I am not Matt Levine and then proceed to doom scroll twitter.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

@markminervini Your friend and his son are both fucking idiots

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@rennyzucker

3 years

I know those seats anywhere... that aint Amtrak

BankingSlut

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I am absolutely never taking the Amtrak ever again

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

“I work in risk management, I don’t see that as a natural place to start cutting jobs”

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Might walk around Manhattan yelling GROSS MARGIN PROFITABLE STOCK BASED COMP IS FAKE later

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Alternative headline: ECONOMISTS MISS PROJECTIONS AGAIN

Joe Weisenthal

@TheStalwart

3 years

BREAKING: JOBS REPORT MISSES AGAIN. 559K vs. expectations of 675K UNEMPLOYMENT RATE FALLS TO 5.8%

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Our flagship long/short equity fund returned +4.73% in the second quarter, bringing our year to date return to +5.66%, and our performance since inception on 9/16/21 to +12.29%. Will craft a more detailed quarterly letter soon but wanted to share some key stats and observations.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

OPEN THE MARKETSSSSSSSSS

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

3 years

BREAKING: South Africa's health minister says vaccines appear to be 'providing protection' against new Omicron coronavirus variant

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@rennyzucker

3 years

Unapologetic. (We put in so much work so far this week lol)

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

I’m something of a commodity investor myself, actually.

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

Lol in the diamond age of grift this asshole (bad investor, bad person) actually found a way to cancel himself.

Warriors PR

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2 years

Warriors statement re: Chamath Palihapitiya:

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

Every single person in NYC just let out a collective "fuck that" lmao

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

A little upset I didnt make $11 million this week, honestly

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

… 📍Sorrento, Campania, Italia

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Renny

@rennyzucker

2 years

“He didn’t cry during titanic do men even have emotions?” It’s so beautiful

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

It’ll be 1,887° EOY at this rate

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Renny

@rennyzucker

4 years

@nntaleb The most morbid thing that I’ve said to my parents/grandparents is “the hard part if you get sick isn’t going to be getting out of the hospital... it’s going to be getting into the hospital”

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Renny

@rennyzucker

3 years

How the fuck am I supposed to compete with that