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Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog. It's just little old me, Underdog. I'm probably who you think I am. Professional smartass...pays pretty well.

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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
I hate that this gets framed as a local feel good story. School lunch debt shouldn't exist. Feed students.
@kmbc
KMBC
5 months
Blue Springs fifth grader raises over $7,000 to pay off classmates' lunch debt | Click on the image to read the full story
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
9 children are reported at CMH with gunshot wounds. 9. Fucking. Children. But you know, 2nd amendment and shit. @GovParsonMO , you have their blood on your hands. You fucking coward!
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
11 months
And because I was in the neighborhood...
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
Horseshit. The Crossroads exists because of artists. They're the ones who made it a destination. And their repayment was to be priced out what they made. And your dismissive attitude about what businesses will be affected tells me that you don't know what you're talking about.
@BrianMcGannon
Brian
6 months
I have largely kept to myself regarding the stadium vote on April 2, but anything other than a YES vote in two weeks will be a slap in the face to the two decades of progress downtown KC has made. The Crossroads owes its existence in large part to the public money investments of
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Every story I hear about Kris Kristofferson let's me know I backed the right horse. Toby Keith was a piece of shit.
@drunkcorpsint
Drunk Corps Int.
8 months
rest in piss toby
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
He appears happy, so I'm guessing he just watched a child being eaten by a wolverine.
@AdamParkhomenko
Adam Parkhomenko
5 months
Can someone explain to me what is going on here with Mitch McConnell
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
It's not cheese. And it's never been cheap. Slow your roll, li'l shooter.
@HorrorGorl
Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸
9 months
Everything is fine folks. 🙄 7 dollars for cheese?
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
Old yt lady throws a fit that Kansas Citians didn't rubber stamp a terribly rolled out plan that was being changed the day before the vote. Marny Sherman can take a flying fuck. Or more than one. I'm naught but flexible.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
This is pretty goddamned amazing.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
No shit. No hyperbole. This woman is the ideal that billionaires oughta be emulating.
@Meltart
Melissa Stop Proj 2025🌴🥥 🟦🟩🟨🟧🟪
5 months
Mackenzie Scott, Jeff Bezos' ex-wife, was criticized by a billionaire for her generous donations to charities supporting women, minorities, and marginalized groups. She responded by doubling her donations. She’s given more in two years than Bezos has in his lifetime. Well done ⭐️
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
10 months
Somebody probably needs to hear this, so...
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
So you CHOSE to carry your daughter to term? You had a CHOICE that you exercised? Newsflash: That choice is what most people want. And you're in favor of taking it away.
@StevieWestAgain
Stevie J. West
6 months
Every year on her birthday I send cards to the three doctors who tried to talk me into killing my daughter before she was born because they feared she may be "profoundly disabled". She isn't. I include pictures. These will be in the 15th card they've received. I hope it weighs.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
Hope springs eternal!
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
I'll take it down after a bit. But I do love this one.
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@JerryWyCo
Jerry The Younger
7 months
Favorite selfies thread, share one of yours.
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Underdog KC
2 years
@theliamnissan "rid o' ya"
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
39th in front of The Frac. Sweet ride.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
With an aerator from the bathroom sink for a screen.
@iamAtheistGirl
Atheist Girl
6 months
lol also ew some things belong in the past 😬
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
@Imani_Barbarin @pedantic_fox As someone who lost a lotta people to AIDS, this is particularly disgusting.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Really (and I mean REALLY) stoned ostrich.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
Just 3 days!
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Whale shit! I made it almost 4 years, which I think is a pretty good run. But The Plague© caught up to me. I was inclined to think it was the usual debilitating man cold, but I'm glad to see that I can really revel in my illness.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Everybody is (rightly) pissed at Parson for doing this, but I've yet to see anyone acknowledge that something of this sort didn't come without the input and request of Jovial Ol' Andy Reid himself. Gotta wonder why that is...
@KCTV5
KCTV5 News
7 months
BREAKING NEWS: Missouri Governor Mike Parson has commuted the sentence of Britt Reid, the son of Chiefs head coach Andy Reid.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
11 months
Look, goddamnit...if you're driving in this shit, turn om your fucking headlights. Especially the happy asshole in the silver car who I damned near got hit by. People in KC have no idea how to drive when things fall from the sky. Rain, snow, blood, frogs...it doesn't matter.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Had this been my ten year old daughter, I'm not entirely sure I could contain my hands. This woman is a monster.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
11 months
Traveling west on 75th. With nary a lie detected.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
I am so fucking in. Who's with me?
@woofknight
Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
If you lived here, or even spent time here, you'd know you're a gibbering idiot. But since you don't, that task falls to others. Me, in this case.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
Upon being told he had shot a child, his response wasn't horror, or remorse, or a questioning of "How?" It was, "I'm screwed." Guess who's still a cop? On the same department? FTP
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
And sometimes the right people get fucked over.
@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
7 months
Just in: 🔥 🧵Sandy Hook families decide to liquidate Alex Jones' assets to settle the $1.5 billion defamation judgments against him.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
Oh, I hate it. Hate the cold, too. But the crystalline snowflakes are So pretty. And now I'm gonna go back to kvetching about it.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
Sure, it's a chain...but it's also the only surviving place that my grandmother waited tables. So while the food will be adequate, the memories will be top shelf. #villageinn
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
Makes my bitter, blackened heart sing.
@s8n
Satan
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Things were very pretty in East Crossroads earlier. Not that Sherman would give a shit. Vote No.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
Well this surprising in no way. Whatsoever.
@highbrow_nobrow
The Intellectualist
6 months
Same old story.
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Underdog KC
6 months
Gus Polinski. Polka king of the Midwest.
@il0venostalgia
I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏'
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
GodDAMN, but these are ugly. Had a '66 convertible and I loved that car, but what the Mustang has become is an abomination.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 months
Tell me you've never paid any attention to the world around you without telling me.
@JoelWBerry
Joel Berry
2 months
@mikepratt Zero kids are going hungry at school.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
10 months
Not all heroes wear capes. I love this man. Straight up, no snark. No smartassery.
@SheDatWeDat
⚜️New Orleans vs Everybody⚜
10 months
Shout out to Eric Brown Jr. He’s the real MVP. He tried.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
I was in the neighborhood. And cursing my lack of depth of field.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
If you could recommend one B&W movie to a person who dislikes them, what would it be? "Dr Strangelove, or How I Learned to Love the Bomb"
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 months
Stupid allergies.
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
2 months
Kiley has Williams Syndrome, a genetic disorder causing developmental delays, she struggles to make friends, That's why it was especially meaningful when two friends she met at camp drove 3 hours to surprise her on her 15th birthday. 📹 ashleyy_cris
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
Horseshit! Prices are high because companies jacked them up and blamed everything but their own greed. There's no way in hell that companies are gonna lose money. Full stop.
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
4 months
Target is cutting prices on up to 5,000 items amidst inflation to lure back customers.. McDonald’s just announced the same thing last week.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 years
Not something I do as a rule, but since it's World Down syndrome day, la Principessa & I wish everyone a happy Tuesday. It'll come down later, but here she is in all her glory. I told her to look pensive & this is what she did. It's part of how I know she's my kid.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
Seriously, people! What the fuck is wrong with you driving in this shit without your headlights? Oh, yeah...get offa my lawn.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
Scientology Easter is wild, man...
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
Didn't hear you saying a damned thing about this. Saw you running like a cowardly little bitch, though.
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@HawleyMO
Josh Hawley
5 months
Another $60 billion for Ukraine. Not a penny for Missouri. And they’re waiving Ukraine flags on the floor of the House. The politicians have failed this country
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 years
I would be willing to lift my personal boycotting of all things Disney for this.
@goldengateblond
shauna
2 years
a disneyland parade but every character is replaced by cocaine bear
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
I dunno what it looks like from elsewhere, but the moon looks great right now in Midtown. Apologies for the crappy photo, but I felt obligated.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
It's Friday. It's Rudy's. And at long last they have Negra Modelo back on tap!
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
It may be hot. It may be humid. But my lilies are fucking gorgeous.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
I know it's wrong to wish harm on another...but can I have this one, anyway? Gen Pop is not gonna be kind to this fella.
@darafaye
dara faye
6 months
A Missouri man has been sentenced to 28yrs in prison for raping a disabled child. He raped his gf’s 14yr old daughter who has cerebral palsy, autism & mental disabilities, is partially deaf, uses leg braces, & has the mental capacity of a toddler. Meet William Thomas Jr.
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@realunderdogkc
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7 months
As the father of a daughter, I applaud what she did and wish more artists would follow her lead. Abortion is healthcare, as has been proven over and over again. It's just those who remain blithely ignorant and tone deaf such as yourself who think otherwise.
@BillEigel
Bill Eigel
7 months
As the father of a daughter, I am horrified by this. Olivia Rodrigo passed out an abortifacient at her concert in St. Louis last night. This was sponsored by the “Missouri Abortion Fund.” Many of her fans are CHILDREN. Abortion hurts women. Physical damage of course, but also
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
@Softapocalypses Checks out.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
Guess who has two thumbs, a beer and just landed a new trivia gig? This guy. That 5th best trivia company is really starting to pay off...
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
It's easy to dismiss them, but they could write one helluva pop song.
@FXMC1957
Prof. Frank McDonough
6 months
ABBA won the 1974 Eurovision Song Contest 50 years ago today with Waterloo.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Sometimes, when you've been banned from alla the dating sites, and can't be within 500 yards of a school, but you're still horny and lonely in your murder cabin...you improvise.
@SuszannaZ
suszanna with a z
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So…I have questions…
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
I believe I'll have a peanut butter shake, cheeseburger and fries. Because it's the weekend. So I'll eat lunch. Mine is better than yours, I can assure you.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
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When you know the owner, you get the next best thing to the special. And because it's chicken, it's healthier.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
10 months
Took delivery of this Wednesday evening and now I hafta figure out where to hang it. But I'm gonna enjoy it wherever it goes.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
I. Love. This. Woman.
@PopularLiberal
Popular Liberal 🇺🇸
7 months
BOOM: Natasha S Alford shows us how to effectively refute the gaslighting tactics used by Republicans regarding racism in America and their tendency to dodge addressing the real issues. Natasha effortlessly challenges Scott Jennings.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
A coupla weeks ago I borrowed a truck from a friend. And he told me it was a "no strings attached" situation. But being the generous sort that I am (stop snickering, goddamn you) I decided to put gas in it. He was at 1/4 so I figured I would top it off. It has a 36 gallon tank!
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
It's Thursday. Still down about yesterday. Hug your people. Make it weird. And remember that sometimes people don't suck. Not very often, but on occasion.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
Just as it was with Kim Reynolds and Jim Pillen, fuck Kevin Stitt. Or anyone who would deny food to children. And because it's not said enough, fuck Mike Parson. Just because he's Mike Parson.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
Welp, now I'm crying.
@AaronNagler
Aaron Nagler
5 months
This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Love it when people get it.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
11 months
Best goddamned news I've heard all day.
@antifaoperative
𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬
11 months
Kansas police detective, Roger Golubski, has been indicted for his involvement in a sex trafficking organization. Golubski provided sex traffickers protection from law enforcement while accepting money, along with raping the victims himself.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 months
When you absolutely, positively want the very best...accept no substitutes.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
So apparently the Cybertruck is but one more thing that men can't get wet.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
🎶 The kids are all right 🎶
@laurel_jnf
laurel
6 months
Proud to have been associated with the group protesting Kyle rittenhouse at the university of Memphis. A huge success in getting him to walk out in the middle of our questioning.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 years
@theliamnissan My god...it just became an innie.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
When in East Brookside...
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
You might think you don't need to see this You are wrong.
@slater_paul
jonathan Slater
4 months
Ladies and Gentlemen. Here come the Lemurs
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Too fucking few seem to realize this.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Will there be rides?
@AbbyHiggs
Stone Cold Jane Austen
8 months
Who’s comin with me to the—
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
10 months
I love these shirts.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
Sunday...the lard's day. &c.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Because I lack the courage to unalive myself at one fell swoop, I choose to do so by degrees. Mornin' all.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Anybody wanna guess the first word in her bio? The first fucking word?
@realMel_Bernard
Melanie Bernard 🌲🌲
8 months
@Swanee54 @nlbmprez @NLBMuseumKC It’s just a statue. Insurance will cover damages
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
6 months
@iamAtheistGirl It's made me a helluva lot less concerned that I could conceivably fuck up someone's life. Nothing negative. And appreciated by my partners.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
This says so much about this stupid country.
@lachancenaomi27
naomi
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Underdog KC
6 months
I would not only own one, I would drive it to Lawrence. Or Des Moines.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
6 months
No time to explain. Get in the pea.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
9 months
Okay...I'll wear Crocs on one condition:
@MadCityBeerGeek
Mad City Hamm’s Geek
9 months
My oldest daughter got me these for Christmas 😂😂
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
11 months
Oh for shit's sake! It's still October!
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
We're getting back to The Promised Land© slowly but surely.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
People ask me why I take pride in being an atheist. And I point them to this kinda shit, then my own record of helping others. Decency is decency. Your particular flavor of delusion has nothing to do with it. I swan, I know precisely 2 people who are Christian & kind.
@darafaye
dara faye
7 months
Adoptive parents in Tennessee have been arrested for aggravated child abuse/neglect. Their adopted 12 yr old ended up hospitalized for being so malnourished doctors thought she was 6yrs old. Meet Jessica & Jason Klimp, followers of Christ.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
3 months
Well, it doesn't look like too much damage was done. A corner on the upstairs roof, mostly. Still, that tree was a beast.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Has Kobach's name been attached to a single thing that wasn't performative bullshit? Just one?
@KansasReflector
Kansas Reflector
7 months
Kansas sues TikTok for allegedly hooking minors on dopamine-spiking ‘filth, profanity’ | via @TimVCarpenter #ksleg
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
5 months
Um...Randy? Your "champion of medical freedom" took horse dewormer. That doesn't make him a champion, it makes him a chump.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
Lunchtime. Cuban & Brussels sprouts. No need to count the lemons in that Tito's & soda. I'm a professional. Don't try this at home. I do love Our House. And my neighborhood.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 months
Just got gifted five. Anyone in the market?
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Mood. Still.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Wing special @ArthurBryantsKC . To-go container in the vain hope that I won't eat everything in one sitting.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
8 months
Followed this asshole, who kept dumping shit offa the top of their car on Linwood from Broadway to Holmes. Clean off your goddamned cars, people.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
4 months
Apparently @kcpetproject got the little alligator and they're taking care of it. Poor dudes mouth was still taped.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
At long last I gave into peer pressure and I'm having tacos on Tuesday. Trivia starts at 8:00, so plenty of time. Gambal's in Westport. C'mon...you know you wanna play.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
2 months
Oh, fuck all the way off.
@NYMag
New York Magazine
2 months
Kamala Harris’s decision to make Tim Walz her vice-presidential candidate raises the question of whether she understands the need to reassure voters that she is not too liberal. Walz is progressive, but centrist candidates are more popular.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
7 months
Pancakes. No question
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
10 months
When you're stuck in rural Lenexa for the foreseeable future, you order pesto pasta and attempt to fit in. Although reading a book at the bar has tendency to make me stick out like a turd in a punchbowl.
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@realunderdogkc
Underdog KC
1 year
The kids are all right...
@jaemoyerks
Jae Moyer
1 year
TODAY- At Shawnee Mission North High School in Overland Park, KS, students will walk out of classes at 10:45 AM to protest an AP English teacher who wrote a right-wing op-ed claiming that SMN teachers are "indoctrinating" children. (🧵) #ksleg #ksed
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