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I occasionally comment about smoked meats but mostly it's sh*tposts. Descended from samurai. Anti-Bolshevist.

Joined March 2009
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Elrond putting together the Fellowship roster
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@hasanthehun @mataneven lmfao getting embarrassed by a kid
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@nostalgiafkninc lmfao he's shushing like a baby
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@OliLondonTV Nobody knows who any of these people are.
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@shoe0nhead Man discovers wife is a fed
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@TheJoeySwoll Chelsea doing Chelsea things. Stay classy
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@Neo_Kaiser @Win98Tech I feel like that's decidedly *not* a pre school topic
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@greg_price11 Loses 53m and still pays 1.7m in taxes. What seems to be the problem here?
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@richtaur Are you in kindergarten?
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@ramzpaul Does it want him to expand on the Christian hate?
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@BeachHouseBunny @historyinmemes Neither were the offenders
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@nocontextfm1 @robbiewilliams Nobody tell him about Steam
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@historyinmemes Fun fact, the comet tail doesn't necessarily follow the comet. That's the light of the sun refracting through material blasted off the comet by solar radiation. The tail always points away from the sun. So please, if you make a space cult, take a space class.
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@theonlyned Because they all taste the same after five minutes. Product differentiation only exists in the marketing.
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@greentexts_bot Bad professor, actually.
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This ENTIRE thing is a BRCC viral campaign.
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@umpjob How is this man still employed
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@amuse If the wall didn't work there would be no reason to do this
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@ThoughtSlime @Steam It's on steam?? Sweet! Thanks, I had no idea!
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@Kotaku Absolute trash take. Were you born yesterday?
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@blair_fix @D_Antiohos Where did you go to school?
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@rosemarierung How do you write this stuff out and not realize you're saying that "the poors need to stay out of private schools?"
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@nocontextfm1 32yo Jack Grealish (star player, highest earner for Millwall) was putting in 6.6s, so I changed his playing time to squad player. He complained, so I demoted him to the u21s. He complained again and I sent him to the u18s. No one is bigger than the club.
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@jeffreyatucker @TR_Neanderthal "I'm wrong about this defining issue. No, I won't change anything." Fucking classic
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@BamaLolabelle @9mm_smg Here king, have some more pixels
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@MLB Awfully nice of him, but what are they going to do with 1.2 billion youth gloves?
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@refinedmindset @sovereignbrah 86 degrees? Hot? Your theory is that 86° weather set live wood and greenery on fire, simultaneously in about two dozen places?
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@TheSpursWatch Micky, my god. He might have well just said to dare is to do.
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@KLobstar That's where the owner pretends to be Smaug
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@RachelBitecofer @IvayloS94475418 These are both gross. The hell is wrong with you?
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@AnimeSerbia Half of his audience became DeSantis people. A bunch just got tired of the shtick. Doubt elon actually did anything.
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@ScottPresler You are going to win races for this country.
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@USWNT Yall deserve every bit of this lol
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@RobHarris Infantino continued, "Salt Bae will of course make appearance at each stadium that does so to sprinkle a pinch of Pele's ashes over the pitch to properly consecrate the grounds."
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@realfemsapien Oh sweetheart
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@RealSaavedra Brain dead take.
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@notlouisck lmfao high prices coming soon
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@Rothmus CCTV captured the scene:
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@LaLigaLondon Maybe it's cause everyone is interested in it?
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@malmesburyman They want to do this to the family portraits hanging in your hallway.
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@ComradeDoyIe If it's HOI4.....
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@InvertTheWing They'll keep Davies at CB. He's been very good. Emerson on the left
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@kunigget @autoadmitdotcom @seanzy25255 The takeaway is that teachers are deserving of contempt.
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@NBCNews @NBCOUT This is like when the tobacco companies funded research to reach their desired conclusions.
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@KGWNews In some places they prosecute people for crimes and then put them in prison.
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@MenInBlazers They will be remembered as the biggest whiners in professional sports history. Rapinoe specifically will forever be associated with this L.
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@SpursOfficial Don't worry lads no where to go but up
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@michaelschwab13 Bro have you ever seen Chapman pitch?
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@carronJphillips Dude this was crazy
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@zhengyingli @DimitriMonroeZ @NISAmerica Legitimate question for people who are sick of this. I don't know enough about the space. Is this isolated to a few IPs or is this a systemic problem?
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@JomboyMedia They looked at this in a booth, with replay, and concluded he was OUT?
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@pope_head The average Hearts of Iron 4 player knows more about geography than Eyepatch.
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@GathererSkull They won't. TPTB won't whip that frenzy because they live there and it might spill over into their neighborhoods. This ain't St Louis or Minneapolis.
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@RepubSentinel He should run for Dunwells seat
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@nikicaga That's a good thing, I think. Skepticism as the norm would be quite the shift.
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@RekietaLaw Lenin shirt. Why are trans and Marxism so intertwined?
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@MayorBowser This is sick.
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@TheSpursWatch You know he was steaming abou that question. He didn't say "mate."
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@AltHistCody They really expect us to believe that Meijer, Food Lion, and Kroger people are gonna come together on something like this.
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@francisxwolf You must be referring to the cops that were on the premises and did nothing.
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@InternetH0F Wedding was at 1, well played
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@thelongconpod @emilyelarsen @PhilipWegmann The lights are literally on in this picture, and the "dark" one is the debunked fake that was just discussed.
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@greentexts_bot A window should be female, isn't that pretty obvious?
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@thejournalista Skill issue
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@PamphletsY The Soviets recorded a DNF in the space race
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@UnclBuckweet Cool, a map of English as a second language speakers
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@JomboyMedia "I got tagged hard" lmfao
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@historyinmemes If those guys arrested had social media you'd find nothing but furry porn and anime.
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@GraduatedBen He didn't use his bare foot to stir the sauce. 2/10 not authentic
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@NewEraCodeOnly @ElijahSchaffer I expect people to start abusing the return policy as a thank you
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@LastWordOnSpurs We moved on. What did Mads have for lunch today?
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This is the kind of thing the RNC should be training people to do. Why do we have to learn this from Scott? @GOPChairwoman asleep at the wheel
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Type “I live in Kentucky” into the Twitter search box. Then, click on “latest.” You’ll have access to every tweet, where someone has written about living in Kentucky. Go to the users’ profiles. Look at who they are following & take a took at their tweets. Once you have…
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@KyleKacal Why would you send your kids to private school, accept an endorsement from a teachers union, and then tell poor families they have to stay in their failing public school?
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@Lead_Flinger Fun fact. If you actually do this, you're not only on the hook for the animals value, you're also on the hook for the value of several generations of it's offspring.
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@DrLooseMoose @9mm_smg Deinstitutionalization was started under Carter, to be fair, but ya he went along with it
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@SocialNomadRach That is some nuclear powered, center of the sun, burning hot self-loathing.
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@mitchellreports "im smart in other areas" lmfao
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@ClimateDefiance The funny thing is yall probably chose this stretch of road because you thought the tribes would be nice to you than the state troopers.
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@joewintergreen Make games that don't suck, goober
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@Steve_Sailer Here is your cover concept, Steve. Have the image align with the bottom of the cover. Send the grey line to the top maybe, maybe remove the @ tag. Maybe use day mode for the white background.
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@AHatefulMate It says right there that I have one
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Guy who went to private school is upset that there is a movement to give underprivileged children greater access to private school.
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@realdrewshirley He made his decision.
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@HowSenChong Have you considered not buying your 16-year old an F-350?
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@Brendelbored @GarfieldEATSapp We can't let this become the new Nermal.
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@80Level Skipping this. Lmfao what a dumpster fire.
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@Irunnia_ @ESPNUK They literally hold the record for combined G/A
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