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2A absolutist, Sparky Hobby collector: Hot sauce, gardening, Maple syrup In hoc signo vinces.

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6 months
I'm going to make my pinned post a master list of all the garden, tools, and other skill posts. That way it is easier to get and share the info. Where to begin, general Information:
@realBob_Johnson
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6 months
So it seems like it is a resounding yes for some gardening threads, tools, and so forth. I'm going to gather some pictures and start off with a post about how to create a quick garden in an afternoon. First, I'm going to start with some general information.
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@NBCNews You literally just described the deep state. Still think it doesn't exist @NBCNews ?
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@e_fiedler Any company that derives a portion of their profit or funding from government should be held to the same constitutional restrictions government has.
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@reddit_lies When they finally arrive in Johannesburg:
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@mmfa @GoAngelo You had better hop that your reporters didn't do what was claimed. If they have the server logs to back it up, you are gonna get slammed with Tortious interference.
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@Oilfield_Rando "I would never do that honey."
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@MomsPostingLs This never happened so hard, that it unhappened in every universe it had.
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@ChefGruel You should have cut it like a boat
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@MomsPostingLs My brothers in Christ, this is how you get robbed at a motel.
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@MalcolmNance @Matthewtravis08 This never happened so hard, that it unhappened in every universe it had.
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@Lead_Flinger As a tradesman, this is a big issue. The trades were built up over hundreds of years to the point we now are. There is a massive knowledge drain happening, and tradesmen are hard to find. Instead of bolstering these careers, we have imported millions of completely unskilled
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@nypost And Baldwin is going to walk free, even though he was the overall boss, and physically shot her.
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@PitViperShades If my magic trick gets more likes than your post, it really sucks.
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@tx2official How very anti establishment of you...🙄
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@jakeshieldsajj Who's land though? Palestine was never a country. It was a loosely defined territory of the Ottoman Empire. It was British land to give. Honestly, this is a Semitic civil war, and we should just stay out and let them fight.
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@Philip_DT @LAppiah @wmata @MetroTransitPD It's a trap. They want your info to charge you with damaging the knuckles of an underprivileged citizen.
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@AuronMacintyre This was my face while watching this:
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@MomsPostingLs The "28" year old that responds:
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@LosAngelesATF It takes hard work, commitment, and a deep seated hatred for both dogs and the constitution.
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@jeremykauffman This is the group that is currently keeping everything from descending into total chaos.
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@lporiginalg What's interesting, is that leftists are portraying gay men as a negative. It's only funny if it's unusual or not natural. So, for a left meme to be funny, it must use right leaning humor.
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@NBCNews Are kidding me? He literally blocked this after he got in office.
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@MomsPostingLs My wife and I are in our 40s and just had twins. Is it harder than when we were young? Yes. Never would we have thought about killing them.
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@RadioGenoa Spain of all places should be the least tolerant of Islam. They fought for over 700 years to expell them the first time. They need to remember their heroes. Return to El Cid.
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@ItsMrsRabbitToU We all know what this post is about...
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@WPLGLocal10 Yet burning an American flag is just free speech.
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@its_for_sale @MomsPostingLs TL DR: Americans came and fixed the bridge for them.
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@MomsPostingLs B, then you get her in the gym with you. Turns into a fit trad wife who adores you.
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@Nate_McMurray Totally the same....
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@supersaad44 "Mom, can we have Andrew Tate?" "No, we have Andrew Tate at home." The Andrew Tate at home:
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@FenixAmmunition There is a good documentary out right now. It's called "Idiocracy" I think.
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@jonathanchait You are beyond removed from reality. Prices of basic staples have doubled in only 2 years. I'm sure you'll be just as surprised as French aristocrats in 1789.
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@DailyMail Yes, the lead author is a self described feminist...no bias there...
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@Aristos_Revenge It was the journalist line alone that convinced me of the direction of the movie. A Trump like president that goes full dictatorship and the only remedy is for a Newsome run California to take up arms and remove him. The liberal saviors against the neonazi republicans.
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@KATVNews That delta employee is the hero we need. Absolute chad
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@MomsPostingLs @hannahbarron9_6 @SameeraKhan How much of her face would melt away in a rain storm?
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@DolioJ That's how non-violent felonies easily become violent ones.
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@JeffYoungerShow 50% of all employees for them are now in India
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@Gizmodo Your headline is why we hate you and laugh when you lose your jobs.
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@JoshKrugerPHL Do you think anyone has access to his account so they can change his pronouns to was/were?
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@Stone_tossers They really are bad at this...
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@EmilyGouldNYmag JFC that poor man.
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@lporiginalg She died as she lived. Naked, wet, and getting railed by large poles.
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@KilbornAgain If one person trying to get to a hospital and they die due to this, all of the protestors should be charged with murder.
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@NoContextHumans Same Albert, same.
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@jakeshieldsajj Romulans aren't sending us their best people.
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@Oilfield_Rando The shear hubris. Little do they know, that the fragile economy is what keeps a large swath of America on the other side of the "Nothing left to lose" line.
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@nypost Yeah, really worried about their diet
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@miakhalifa You don't have to answer, I already know.
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@HankVenture5 @MarioNawfal Even more distressing is that head wound isn't bleeding anymore...
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@ATFHQ I want to apply, i feel i have the right mindset to be an ATF agent. I hate dogs. I mean, I really hate dogs. I hate dogs almost as much as I hate people's civil liberties. I would also love to have a gun while no one else does. Do I qualify?
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@WallStreetSilv Incompatible with western values
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@WarPath2pt0 35 agonizing years.
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@MomsPostingLs Baby 4 sale Just like used. Slightly heroin'd
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@OttawaPolice The amount of people who are advocating for a brutal crackdown of a peaceful protest is disgusting. There are no burning buildings, there are no broken storefronts. No looting. You people would be on the side of the government, Germany 1939.
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@FenixAmmunition Do you sell a kiddie pool of ammo so I can swim in it like scrooge McDuck in his money?
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@debbieksl This is terrible. We should prosecute the employers, and then we should repatriate these poor farm workers back yo their country of orgin.
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@LatinxPutler In my best Nigerian accent: "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!"
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@tx2official If my magic trick gets more likes than your song, it really sucks.
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@gunpolicy The spirit of aloha? Did they miss the history of tribal warfare and human sacrifice?
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@gunpolicy Well, there it is. All eyes need to be focused on bringing down the NFA. We've island hopped close enough. Time to hit the miller decision.
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@davenewworld_2 Just look at this loser. Probably got beat up everyday at school.
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@FenixAmmunition I would also argue that microstamping equates to a registry, therefore banned by federal law
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@MomsPostingLs And now that kid is an orphan because he straight murdered her. 💀 💀
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@realgreggd Looks like he's trying to hit that spot right here
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@SpaceborneMedic They'll find these eventually.
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@Alphafox78 @nypost That's interesting because for 10 tokens, she would put it in her gutter.
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@SStricklandMMA Mistakes were made...
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@OfAthenry "Don't build them like they used to." Solid as a rock and completely out of square.
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@realDailyWire Has she tried learning to code?
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@FenixAmmunition You fucking better!
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@nypost This is the same DA that has charged a man for saving a woman from getting mugged, and released the attackers of a cop. Let the cities fall. Get out while you can, and do not try to help others. It will be used against you.
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@gbellseattle So what did you use in the military? A pointed stick?
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@shagbark_hick Heaven has gates and actively keeps out those who do not belong
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@WarPath2pt0 special delivery!
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@greentexts_bot Tyrone is a fine Irish name
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@ATFHQ I saw the list, but I am missing the order form portion. Is there now a way to order these directly online?
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@WarPath2pt0 Older guy was starting to get worried...
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@RitaPanahi They are only crying because they have to get jobs now.
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@DocStrangelove2 It's silly because everyone knows it's the fully automatic enhance button.
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@steve_tadelis @realchrisrufo @Jenniferhochsc2 This is rich. This is right from the progressive playbook and completely disingenuous. "I know we made extremely offensive and flagrantly untrue statements. Why won't you accept our bare minimum response written by the legal department and move on?"
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@nataliesurely What a weird way to tell the internet you have nothing to offer a man
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@wigger @PMOIndia @rashtrapatibhvn @narendramodi @imVkohli @BeingSalmanKhan @iamsrk @sachin_rt @iHrithik I already knew in my heart something like this existed there, but I searched anyway....
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@MomsPostingLs "It's too hot to cook." Translation: I also need my electric bill paid.
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@MomsPostingLs Question 1: How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast?
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@4chan_green Ahh, if only 90% of the historical world didn't exist...
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@MomsPostingLs Dudes posting Ls
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@MomsPostingLs You better respect her and her kids. Aiden and Jayden are her world
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@WallStreetSilv America, fuck yeah
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@realpeteyb123 @FenixAmmunition I hear backpedaling is a great calf workout.
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@thevivafrei @JustinTrudeau The amount of people encouraging a brutal crackdown is disgusting. These people would be on the side of the German government, 1939.
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@gunpolicy The judge just said straw purchases are cool
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@ATFHQ I want to apply, i feel i have the right mindset to be an ATF agent. I hate dogs. I mean, I really hate dogs. I hate dogs almost as much as I hate people's civil liberties. I would also love to have a gun while no one else does. Do I qualify?
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@NBCNews Dylan Mulvaney is a mockery to women. And it's not hatred, it's disgust
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