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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

2 years

two french women made fun of my gay voice not knowing that i speak french and then they asked me for directions in english so i sent them to the wrong platform. have fun riding the train in the opposite direction. au revoir

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

@itsmegangage what is so infuriating about credit scores is that they aren’t even global like if you moved from the us to japan nobody in japan would ask about your credit score in the us

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3 years

@bunkbedsurvivor they do if it’s in a coffee cup and also if they don’t know that it’s beer

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

Japan: damn nobody is having kids anymore. we need more kids Also Japan: ugh not you foreigners again with your kids

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@NHKWORLD_News

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Hundreds of children born and raised in Japan to foreign parents are being denied any status of residence and live in fear of deportation.

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3 years

@itsmegangage (not that i want them to be implemented globally but imagine you worked so hard for a 815 credit score and then you move)

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

@toekneepraysick how old were you when you found out this was the same actress

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

4 years

@heyjaredhey A kid in grade 7 heard me speak Serbian with my mom and told everyone I was Russian and nobody cared when I explained it to them. From then on, kids and teachers would ask me things about Russia and I would be like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk I’ve never been there

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

6 months

a long time ago i worked as a receptionist in a hotel in tokyo and on my last day there i asked every japanese guest who checked in to show me their zairyu card

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

when you first moved to japan did you think that the marui mall logo spelled out oioi y/y

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 months

well i made this holiday card for my friend’s 3-year old daughter but my friends are so busy that they can’t make time for me even tho they live 15 min away so i never gave it to them and it’s now march and somebody should see how cute this card is 🙃

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

4 years

@UnseenJapanSite For those Japanese people who feel embarrassed about their English, I told a woman in Tokyo that her baby was かわいそう instead of かわいい so I’m never speaking Japanese again.

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@realBoHirano

3 years

hey japan, so germany just cancelled oktoberfest so how about doing the right thing and canceling the olympics?

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

4 years

@johnistoasted Restaurants do this to minimize touching. No menus to touch and spread covid. Everyone just touches their phones. They’re actually doing this to protect you.

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

did anybody else grow up thinking that quicksand was going to be a bigger deal in life

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@realBoHirano

3 years

this is your polite reminder that it is more patriotic to be willing to change the problems in your country than it is to blindly think it is perfect♡

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@realBoHirano

3 years

people in japan be like “awww the sunset is sooo beautiful” - posted at 3:56 pm

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

HOLY SHIT

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

4 years

@ReeseW It’s a moral obligation!

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

1 year

who else’s mind works like this? my flight is at 7 pm so i want to be at the airport by 4:30 therefore i should leave the apartment around 1 pm

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

had a dream that i gave a 30-min zoom presentation in japanese on the importance of formulating economic policies and the only feedback i received was 日本語上手

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

when a german says that they speak “a little bit of english” it means that they speak english better than you

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@realBoHirano

3 years

my resume is just a list of things i never want to do again

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@realBoHirano

4 years

@taisydackett @miihoyminoy @racheldenav Have you tried Quebec?

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

english: i’m sorry, i didn’t get that, could you please repeat it french: pardon, je vous ai pas compris, répétez svp serbian: извините, нисам вас разумео, молим вас поновите japanese: ん？

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

how old were you when you realized you were gonna be tired every day for the rest of your life

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

@dec_vs i told a young woman that her baby was pathetic (かわいそう) instead of cute (かわいい)

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

breaks my heart that my grandma is gonna be alone for her 90th birthday next month. she just got over bronchitis and has no energy to take care of herself. so i booked a one-way ticket to serbia and i’m gonna go be with her in 3 weeks! fuck it i’ll figure out the return later 🎉

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

vaxxed or not can we all plz agree that hot chocolate made with water sucks

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

had to end a 20-year friendship this week. longevity of a friendship is not enough to tolerate pro-trump, antimasker and antivaxxer bs, so i told them i need to take a hiatus from this friendship and that it is up to them how long it’ll last

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

men will be like “i’m boyfriend material” and the material be like that shitty panel board that goes on the back of ikea dressers

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 months

my mother is terrified of shinjuku station and she’s from the balkans

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Japan is most civilised and wonderful country

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

@UberFacts has anyone considered looking in egypt

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@realBoHirano

2 years

i stopped taking initiative and messaging a friend who i thought was a good friend in order to see when he would message me first and it’s been 2.5 years… finally just removed him from social media and i wish i weren’t so sad about it

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

when your forget to turn off the japanese keyboard so your english text turns out tひs わy

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

living in the united states sounds fucking exhausting. every single day is a crisis of some kind. have you guys tried being more boring? it’s lovely

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

1 year

woke up this morning feeling very passive-aggressive (as opposed to feeling mildly passive-aggressive). an ojisan cut me off at a conbini so i went around him, stood in front of him and gave him a look. feeling rebellious

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

1 year

a lot of people don’t know this but a rainbow is created when a gay guy on grindr in one end of the town is messaging another gay guy on grindr on the other side of town

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

the news have been so insane and unbearable lately that today i sat silently on the couch while drinking my smoothie and watched a numbing 45-min NHK documentary about a locomotive snowplow in aomori prefecture

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

did you know that removing caffeine from your diet can help you lose your fucking mind

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

i am convinced that everyone in europe is dehydrated af. tap water in restaurants is €3 and every bottle of water is the size of an alcohol shot???

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@realBoHirano

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give yourself a 3-day work week simply by not caring about your job for 2 days each week!!!!

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@John80992103 @jlsmilges @joncoopertweets

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4 years

@WhitneyCummings You’ve already had a few drinks and can’t drive.

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@realBoHirano

8 months

15 years ago i worked in a pretty busy coffee shop in a nation’s capital and one morning i accidentally filled the espresso machine with decaf and i just didn’t tell anyone so i think i might’ve caused the financial crisis of 2008

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@realBoHirano

2 years

welp my throat is burnt beyond crisp from covid but that’s not the bad part I’VE LOST MY GAY VOICE :( i sound straight :(:(

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

@DeadBlueMorpho Sorry to hear that. I would’ve reacted the same. Had an old drunk fart cut in line in front of me at 7-11 and I was having a day so I told him he cut in line and it went like so: Him: go back to America 外人 Me: YOU go back to America Him: I’m not from America Me: me neither

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@realBoHirano

2 years

@0grestrom @florentcure i can’t be bothered to shame someone

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@realBoHirano

2 years

i see a lot of people questioning why ukrainians are out and about in the middle of all of this and unfortunately this carries me back to the 90s when i lived in yugoslavia during the conflict the simplest way to answer this is: life goes on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@realBoHirano

3 years

as an immigrant child i should absolutely be able to put on my resume that i translated for my parents for 10+ years

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

twitter is full of sad news today but i have some kinda good news: i graduated from therapy today!!!! 😆🙌🏼🎉

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

sorry i haven’t been tweeting much lately — i’ve been happy

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@realBoHirano

2 years

i wish it were socially acceptable to go up to people and pull their masks over their noses

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

3 years

today i learned a life hack that i just have to share start every phone call with “my phone is about to die” and that way you can hang up whenever you want

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@realBoHirano

3 years

thinking of learning mandarin and just learned that 手紙 (letter in japanese) means toilet paper in mandarin and never mind 🙃

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@realBoHirano

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i said yes!!!! ❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍💍💍💍 my boss asked me to work this weekend and i couldn’t think of an excuse quickly 😭😭😭

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@realBoHirano

3 years

about 10 years ago my cousin’s husband left her because she couldn’t get pregnant after 16 years of marriage. he remarried and turns out HE IS THE PROBLEM oh how poetic

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@realBoHirano

2 years

well i did it. i waved at someone who was waving at someone behind me. if anyone needs me i’ll be in a fetal position under a blanket

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@realBoHirano

2 years

ok so i started jogging 2 km per day in the fall and so far I’ve jogged 0.5 km in total

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@realBoHirano

2 years

let’s get one thing straight ☝🏼 if you immigrated to canada, learned the language(s), passed the citizenship test, and carry your canadian passport around with pride, you are no longer an immigrant. you’re a first generation canadian and NO ONE is allowed to tell you otherwise

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@realBoHirano

3 years

if someone claims they speak 7 languages this means that they’re fluent in one and can say a word here and there in 4 other languages

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

おはようございます？ in this economy?

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@realBoHirano

3 years

sometimes i see comments on women’s posts like “you’ll never get married with that attitude...” unmarried single women are the happiest subgroup in society so what are you trying to do exactly? threaten them with a good time? lol ok

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@realBoHirano

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coworker: i did a semester in the uk me: oh cool where! coworker: ireland :) me: coworker: me: oh northern ireland? coworker: no in dublin :) me: *has a stroke*

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@realBoHirano

2 years

excuse me but didn’t the pope choose to not have children by becoming, you know, the ✨ pope ✨

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Pope Francis has criticized couples who choose to have pets instead of children as selfish, arguing that their decision to forgo parenthood leads to a loss of "humanity" and is a detriment to civilization.

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hey japan this is pretty fucked up @stop_japans_ban

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@realBoHirano

2 years

riding an elevator with a stranger in japan be like you: them: you: them: you: them: you: them: where from?

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@realBoHirano

2 years

pets should live longer. i need my cat to live another 50 years

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@realBoHirano

2 years

if i had a twin their birthday would’ve been today ♡

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@realBoHirano

3 years

omfg just spoke with my doctor about my anxiety and he suggested EXERCISE WHAT THE FUCK i need a new doctor

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@realBoHirano

2 years

literally how can you people afford to have children? i alone eat like $200 worth of food per week

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4 years

@gcastillo13_ @racheldenav No, you want a French boyfriend.

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me: how do you politely say “that makes absolutely no fucking sense you idiot” in an email bf: how about “there seems to be a disconnect”

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@realBoHirano

2 years

hey is anybody like 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 happy right now

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@realBoHirano

2 years

enjoy my favourite tiktok of ke$ha obnoxiously singing on a japanese train 😂

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@realBoHirano

2 years

my japanese friend went to thailand for the holidays… must be nice

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@realBoHirano

2 years

few years ago i saw a coworker on grindr and i casually mentioned it to him while we were at work and he totally denied it saying he isn’t gay and blamed it on someone stealing his pics… 2 days later he slept with me

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@realBoHirano

3 years

starting a low carb diet today whenever i feel low i’m gonna eat carbs wish me luck everyone

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僕：こんにちは。郵便配達員：こんにちは。平野さんのパッケージ。。。すみません、間違いました。。。僕：間違いではない。郵便配達員：あの平野さんは日本の名前。。。僕：はい。郵便配達員：僕：郵便配達員：僕：はい、ハーフです。🙄

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my relationship is at its peak. my bf and i sit quietly as he eats a small watermelon to himself and i eat an entire hazelnut milk chocolate to myself. then he watches me wear a bedsheet as a toga without batting an eye, and then we get ready for bed at 10:30. feeling peaceful

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2 years

“how do you know you’re gay if you’ve never had sex with a woman?” … because i’ve never had sex with a woman 🤨

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3 years

no one tells you this but once you’re out of University you no longer need an alarm clock because your problems are going to wake you up

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@realBoHirano

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amazing news everyone! it is now late enough in the week when you can just give up and buy a cake! go ahead! you have my permission

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last week i got to tell a client that we will not be helping them out because they discriminated against someone and fuck that felt good. still riding this high 🏄🏻

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this is my grandma you guys. we skype every day

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3 years

i have corrected my autocorrect more than the autocorrect has corrected me

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damnit i have covid and there’s a box of ferrero rocher in my apartment so the only logical thing is to eat the whole thing before i lose my sense of taste

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@kaylajohnsonatl here an alarming statistic: there’s been a steep increase in autoimmune diseases in women since the 1950s. why? one theory is that bec since then, more women have entered the workforce but the amount of housework they have to do has remained the same bec men are babies

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@rscristiano8 @jamesminor88 Does @jamesminor88 think that we don’t know anyone who has asthma? If you have asthma, you would WANT to wear a mask. My boyfriend has severe asthma and works in a lab and has had to wear a mask at work for the last 10 years. Why are you choosing to be stupid

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it backfired a couple of times when a few of them didn’t even know what these are

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@realBoHirano

3 years

coworker: hey you understand russian right? what does this say (shoves her phone in my face) me: (eye roll) omg people i speak serbian not ru—oh i actually understand what that says… this is awkward

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2 years

my cat is SUCH a show off

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@realBoHirano

2 years

i really need to take a calligraphy class or something… been taking a keigo course and it’s embarrassing some often i have to look up the stroke order for basic kanji

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@realBoHirano

2 years

if i were in charge everyone would have cake in their fridge right now

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@realBoHirano

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people who don’t need to wear glasses, do you just… see? like you wake up and everything is clear? you step outside and that’s it? you just see the world? i unno sounds like a lie

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2 years

well it caught me off guard but a man just try to mansplain kanji to me

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and just like that i have covid

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

i’m out of covid jail!!!!!!!!!

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Bo Hirano 平野坊 🏳️‍🌈

@realBoHirano

2 years

instead of dividing bathrooms by gender there should be bathrooms for those who need a good cry and for those who need to pee

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