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@quaadudes
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Protest protection: WATER Long sleeves, pants Mask, goggles, bandana Saline solution (for eyes, tear gas) Sterile gloves Cold packs/ice packs Gauze, bandages, disinfectant Carry a watch, pen/marker, put a password on your phone and deactivate Face ID
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@quaadudes
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LAS VEGAS DO NOT GO TO THE PROTEST AT CITY HALL TONIGHT (JUNE 3RD) IT IS NOT A BLACK LIVES MATTER EVENT. THE POLICE WERE INVITED AND THE PERSON RUNNING IT IS NOT TRUSTED, HIS FAMILY ARE IN METRO. SPREAD THE WORD
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@raynefq wait until they find out about the movie with the 109 year old vampire that impregnates a teenage girl as soon as she turns 18 and a werewolf soul-bonds with her infant child
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@CHRlSTITTIES there’s a website called that lets you type in the name of a show/movie and it tells you if it’s safe or if there’s any triggering scenes of any sort. It has like over 90 categories/filters. I recommend it for fellow sensitive pals
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@vzepop_ Imagine you think you beat Mortal Kombat and the screen goes dark and then she shows up like
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@IoukoYamato @Sootverse @bara_moe_bltch @2wyckedgirl if u think the subject of woody allen marrying his stepdaughter is something that comes up often enough in day to day conversation for the average person to know, i truly think ur the one who should “talk to real people” more? film is a niche. most people just “watch movies”
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The largest mass shooting in U.S history happened in our city, done by a white man. For the love of god call him a fucking terrorist
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@OGUNGOODZ At what point does a human being really know themselves though? We’re constantly changing and adapting with life, it never stops 😅 personally I’m 25 and my failed relationships showed me the boundaries I didn’t know I had and what’s actually worth sacrificing/for whom
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Seeing Roman Candle tweeting about how they *just* found out about everything is bullshit man. As Ava’s partner I was by her side through all of this including when a 3rd party months ago SHOWED them a video of their bassist hitting her, and let Ava know they defended him
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@xoxocvb a realistic and empathetic expectation. our partners aren’t our adversaries. they’re our closest allies. trying to understand them in their moments of headassery and not allowing resentment to form keeps u connected and strong through the shitshow that is the passing of time
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@lemonade_grrrl Keyboard duster cleaners aren’t whippets tho they have butane and shit in them. Whippets are just nitrous, you risk brain injury and get lightheaded for 40 seconds of the wompwomps. And then you listen to the Grateful Dead
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@ScottMa64117391 @fasc1nate This topic used to be one of my special interests lol. Most mammals share qualities of major facial microexpressions and body language patterns (fear, joy, anger, etc) with humans :)
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@huntychan No bc this was despicable
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@guaupng it only got more powerful with time
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Stop enabling ugly men who are bad at sex by pretending you’re having a good time. Let him know it sucks during. Tell him you’re having a horrible time. Tell him it’s embarrassing. Tell him it’s so bad that you might be entitled to financial compensation
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@miss_pidgey There’s way more people than that living in the tunnels. I’ve participated in cleanups to help them out. Some die during flash flooding. The city tries to push our houseless population out of view of tourists and this is what happens.
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@TheUptownSound_ Wild animals often die when re-released after being held in captivity because they lose the natural instincts that help them survive, so this tiger is probably dead
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@UlyssesVentura if they’re not blaming their children directly they’ll blame the world for “doing this to them.” more often than not it seems like they die in their bigotry. a sad and wasted existence
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@thegrmweapr I have taken accountability many times throughout the years for being an edgelord dipshit at 13 as my digital footprint from over a decade ago shows. 2012 I was barely a freshman in high school, I didn’t let myself slide. Take responsibility for being rape apologists in your 20s
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@fuckyouiquit Unfortunately it’s a hell of a lot more than 1500 people, including people who don’t “live” in the tunnels and just use them temporarily for shelter from the heat. Flash flooding can become life-threatening within seconds of realizing what’s happening. It’s fucking horrible
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@scumcherub This is exactly what I want written on my tombstone
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This cop caught me speeding in the airport tunnel and instead of pulling me over, she put on her lights, drove up next to me, wiggled her finger “no,” and drove off. Effective
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What still from a film would you have framed and put up on your wall?
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“Why do you dress like that” Non-binaries: “Like what”
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@hexprax I briefly dated a woman who was homeschooled by a christian mom. She was a dancer and worked at a brothel but was also pro-life and “fiscally conservative.” Like she was nice but very confused. She loved whippets
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@jeremyotr you’re going to die January 17th 2024
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The organizer disabled the comments on the event’s page when people started getting concerned. It said that everyone had to be punctual and that by 9 everyone had to go or they would be “dispersed.”
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I tried doing the number neighbor thing and it got weird
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Who’s pulling thru
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@rachierachxoxo I don’t know of any confirmed ones going on tonight, it was just supposed to be that one until things got sketchy. The next one I know of is June 5th!!
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I don’t know any of these people, I’ve seen firsthand how this has been handled. Stop caring about your image and care about actually being good people. That’s what actually helps your community.
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This is me coming out as non-binary thanks
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12 trapped us near Caesar’s Palace while telling us to disperse. Charged at us when we were kneeling. Fuck LVMPD
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@quaadudes
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Remember good ol' World War II when all of Germany was fooled by a charismatic leader who blamed everything on a race? Yeeeeeeeah
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@doxie_gay the way I’ve been hospitalized for suicide attempts and still passed a background check and was able to buy a gun 🤪
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@quaadudes
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@ALICEGLASS the dude interviewing him not calling him out for saying that gross shit is an example of another problem, men not holding each other accountable for being predators
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@FilledwithUrine My ex worked at Petco and they would get entire shipments of dead fish because of the conditions they’re kept in. The ones that are kept together often had to all be killed (hundreds at a time) because one initially got sick due to improper care and disease
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@tyler02020202 making wizards with names like bartholomew nightwolf and shit
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2015 vs 2020 lmao
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@quaadudes
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After coming to terms with my non-binariness a while ago I’ve been thinking about how I’d like to go by a different name. I decided I feel like a Charly so y’all can call me that now. Thnks
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Trump supporter on the freeway started honking and flipping me off, presumably because of my Bernie sticker. Whipped around in front of her and slammed on my brakes going 80. Bitch I’ll kill us both don’t play
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By far the most important purchase I've made this millennium
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@viewerschoicefr @IoukoYamato @Sootverse @bara_moe_bltch @2wyckedgirl yeah i’ve been well aware of it bc film is one of my interests and something i’ve looked into on my own time. that was my point. the perversions of a specific movie director are not common knowledge. and a weird thing to tell someone “u don’t know much” over
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@RonPonceDeLeon yeah idk bro it’s a lot more disappointing to realize you have a friend who sits on a moral high-horse of secret judgment than to find out you have a friend that does blow lmao
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@TheKiki_D @1929stockcrash no fr it would go something like this
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@quaadudes
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@matrizora psychedelics only help ppl if they’re already at their baseline wanting to help themselves. lacking self-awareness and tripping just inflates their egos bc the intention is to feel better about themselves but not actually better themselves. it’s performative lol
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My ex left weed at my doorstep with a note that says "This made you happier than I ever did." Thanks for the free weed sucka lmfao
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@yugiohmachinim2 he was bi lol
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whoever turned my phone in at oddfellows last night is a fucking angel bc i don’t care about the phone itself but i have a blue eyes white dragon yugioh card that i’ve had since 4th grade in the back of my case 😭😭
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@viewerschoicefr @IoukoYamato @Sootverse @bara_moe_bltch @2wyckedgirl their relationship became public knowledge in the 90s. american entertainment news. a whole world exists outside of america. the OP of this thread is brazilian. so this information can’t be considered “common knowledge” unless you’re specifically a millennial american
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@prettytheyswag babes you’re lowkey goated in situations where being an Angel is the vibe
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If you’re at the downtown Las Vegas protest don’t engage with the dude in the hat and yellow bandana, and the dude he’s with with the bleach blonde hair and “America or die” shirt. They’re looking to start shit
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@quaadudes
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Due to current events in the world I bought my first gun. I cut my finger on the instruction manual and now I’ll probably never touch it again
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@cherubiim_ My gut response to reading this was “the hubris in thinking you’re creating theories by intentionally limiting your knowledge” but even if said theories and thoughts are shared by others who thought of them first, they’ve never been explained in her own unique voice. So hell yeah
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Bet y’all didn’t think it would come down to Nevada did you? Hope you feel fuckin lame if you’re a local and didn’t vote for whatever stupidass reason your entitled ass had to offer
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@twinkinthenight @keaaaaley i always keep these handy
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HE DRESSED UP AS ME OH MG GOD http://t.co/4lTcLTW3og
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@savnnhx I drank too much before I hooked up with a girl and started falling asleep while going down on her and started sleeptalking and said “do you think Dutch Bros is open rn”
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@lunch_enjoyer I personally know multiple dentists who have a side-hustle selling nitrous at Phish concerts
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@DebGyllien @nonbinarycowboy sure maybe? she could’ve also become a serial killer like? not terminating an unwanted pregnancy because it “~could~ be this or that in society” is absurd. if someone is considering abortion they’re being more responsible than people who force themselves to raise a human.
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Here’s one for tonight!
@annnayehc
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Here’s something that was sent to me. Seems more movement friendly, Tropicana Casino tonight @ 7pm, will move down the strip and back up the other side #LasVegasProtest
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Tyler the Creator posted at Silverado http://t.co/CPtqH2f8B7
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your words saved my fucking life
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You were red and u liked me because I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky, and you decided mehoymenoy just wasn't for u
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I'd like to thank John Travolta http://t.co/GMM5mcD36V
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Pretending someone didn't just hurt your feelings http://t.co/zYyioY2HHu
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Now we’re in magazines because of this amazing Italian photographer! what
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When ur mom cuts ur sandwiches into rectangles instead of triangles http://t.co/1a50joJPpJ
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My mom is an animal http://t.co/8285qGkchH
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@StrangerNews11 the body horror in this season reminds me of Suspiria
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My fiancé and I officially established our wedding will be a costume party should I dress as a minion or one of my 13 personalities
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It’s so satisfying seeing that all the assholes who thought they were cool in high school have lost their relevancy and are living the DULLEST lives, meanwhile us fuckin FREAKS are THRIVING
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i am so proud of you all for continuing to exist today. keep going
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OFFICIALLY FULLY VACCINATED YA CUNTS IMA LICK THE FLOOR
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@neptunemuse no bc I actually did think they were Italian on account of the “Cara mia” I’ll show myself out fr 😭
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American Horror Story: Asylum http://t.co/Ty66pceytZ
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If you go see any of the WWWY bands play at any bar tonight, you best tip the staff real well bc they didn’t know they were gonna come into work today and be overrun by elder emos
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@KimKimmmmay “Paralegal + educator” in the bio lol. For the sake of humanity, please quit your job and never interact with a child again. You are a terrible person
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Tell me I’m wrong tho
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Imagine carrying a child inside you for nine months, caring for it, providing it with a life, and then it grows up and votes Trump
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@viewerschoicefr @IoukoYamato @Sootverse @bara_moe_bltch @2wyckedgirl you interjected into a conversation about someone saying “unplug” and “talk to real people” with “just use google” so what exactly are you arguing here lmfao
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We’re here to steal your jewels
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@velvettxv @liseconqueso @FilledwithUrine Only the males tend to be aggressive. The females can be kept together in the same tank, usually no more than 6. Which makes this all a little worse tbh
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From Eden destroys my heart but it's so beautiful
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this is so fucking funny for no reason
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@quaadudes
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In my last relationship when I first said “I love you” the response was “yeah I don’t feel that strongly” and while I appreciated the honesty I still think about it when I’m stirring my chamomile
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