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Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube. | @buttplugio | 🟦☁️: @buttplug .engineer | 🐘: @qdot @buttplug .engineer | header @gavunimpressive

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Joined February 2007
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For everyone now leaving twitter again, I’m: Twitter: @qdot Bluesky: Masto: qdot @buttplug .engineer Cohost: qdot Tumblr: qdot Reddit: qdot76367 VRChat: qdot Instagram: qdot76367 Steam: qdot76367 GitHub: qdot Flickr: qdot76367 Enjoy your exodus.
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Teledildonticist, Arctic Fox, Cube. 🍑🔌 @buttplug.io 🌐 @good.as.hell.domains 💼 nonpolynomial.com 💵 patreon.com/qdot 🐦 twitter.com/qdot 🐘 buttplug.engineer/@qdot 💻 github.com/qdot 🎶 last.fm/...

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you can't understand someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes
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*** SOUND ON *** This is the most important competitive dog dancing (or as we call it in the industry, "heelwork to music") video you will ever see.
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why does everyone want to own the libs as an open source developer i own multiple libs i would happily pay people to take them from me you do not want to own libs. its so much work
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@kane My first internship at MS, I got put as qa on photodraw. The job was literally going to be “make a square and rotate it” all fucking summer The product was canned on day 2 of my internship. I spent the next 2 weeks touring the table tennis tables and arcade machines of campus.
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why is no one pointing out that the Apple Vision Pro was predicted years ago by @Sexotheque_
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At least 2023 is bringin the comedy
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Naming things is one of the harder problems of computer science, but some people do it very, very well.
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Someone just posted this image on masto and I am going to be using it a *lot*.
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@metaltxt complaining to restaurant manager that we were charged extra for splitting one meal across 2 plates when we are one flesh
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the fuck am i even gonna do with this
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Ok since people are wondering, here’s what the inside of the arcade looks like (it’s in capitola, ca, right outside of Santa Cruz) Sorry to disappoint everyone who was convinced it was simply a painted-on facade.
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*pounding on clipboard* GAY TEETH GAY TEETH GAY TEETH GAY TEETH
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help i physically cannot stop laughing
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Dear furries: Why are none of you brave enough to have a fursona of "Multi-headed beast from the Book of Revelations as translated by someone with via sub-par photoshop skills"?
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oh no now they're giving us spreadsheets
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This is not a joke: EVE x Microsoft Excel is happening. Soon you’ll be able to transport in game date directly into Excel. Spreadsheets in space made easy. Crowd is loving this. #evefanfest
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used apple vision pro while pooping and accidentally left virtual desktop window in the bathroom in front of the toilet and couldn't figure out how to get it back without having to physically go back to the bathroom and close the window. The future is fucking awesome.
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if you say so
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whatever you're doing. I don't care what it is take a moment to put a little deer in it I don't care if it's a little doodle, a commission, ur working on a billion dollar project, ur building a moonbase, PUT DEER IN IT. it WILL be better. promise.
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Dear furry artists: Good luck and godspeed. Skynet I mean DALL-E is coming for you.
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why am i still using firefox
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no self-respecting dragon is going to want to fuck the tesla cybertruck
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This is Telegram's UI for their macOS client, telling you that you can't view a channel due to content settings.
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Every time I have to write a C++ interview question, it takes 2 hours per question. - 30 minutes to write the question - 90 minutes to calm myself down after getting angry about the language itself, the state of software and engineering hiring, and humanity in general.
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visual studio is talking like an evangelical christian who's been diving a little too deep into revelations
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@jon_bois I'm a browser dev. We regularly get bug reports from people with 1500+ tabs open. I don't know what wrong with them either.
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so there's a furry con this weekend in the state with the worst covid outbreak and the theme is a cruise ship i guess we've just given up on subtlety on this timeline huh
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khajiit has opinions if you have cases
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oh shit my amazon shipment just arrived and you damn well bet i have plans for the weekend.
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sometimes HN replies are Very Good
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The more you deal with bluetooth LE, the more you realize no one involved in the protocol or product design process thought about 20 people having 20 of the same bluetooth dildo in the same room and all needing to connect to only theirs somehow.
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@kane I finally got reassigned as a security/pen tested intern on a hosted version of exchange. Next summer, was working on a small provisioning service in the middle of My* Services/Hailstorm. I really managed to hit all of the "long forgotten projects" during my time there.
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the perfect keyboard for tweeting, as (accidentally) created by @kitlith in XSOverlay
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is this a sex toy email or a googler asking why im failing their interview question
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an abomination in the eyes of the lord, that's what it is
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Futurists are why we can't have nice futures.
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Ok. Seeing refs to "shareholders" and "api downtime" being the cause for the VRChat Layoffs. First, READ THE FUCKING EMAIL: Then, if you're still confused, here's a small 🧵on startups, funding, and this particular situation.
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An Email from our CEO

Below is the full text of an email sent to our team today. Aside from removing some email addresses and formatting, there are no redactions or edits. To: All VRChat Employees Personal and Company...

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Condolences to everyone who got cut, and to everyone who's going to have to live with the massive morale hit and trust loss this causes internally. I've got a lot of feelings on this, but those are better expressed outside social media.
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I cannot be the only one mad that fursuit dance comps at furry cons aren't referred to as "freestyle heelwork to music" now. Can't even get their own damn fandom right.
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ever see something so accidentally horny it knocks the wind out of you
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What stops you from working 4 hours straight in a coffee shop?
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LOOK LOOK I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE SAINT OF THE WHAT For those of you wanting to make a pilgrimage: Progress Hardware, 724 Irving, SF
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Full performance (which continues for another 2.5 minutes longer than this video) is at
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International Freestyle Heelwork To Music - Part 1 | Crufts 2020

Subscribe to Crufts: http://bit.ly/CruftsSubPart one of the International Freestyle Heelwork to Music competition on Day 3 of Crufts 2020. Watch part 2: http...

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Ok well it took me 5 years but I finally got my @SpikeTheBeetle art framed.
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I’VE DONE IT. I’VE CREATED THE FIRST SOCIAL NETWORK FREE OF SOCIAL ISSUES. You sign up and are assigned a random number as your user name! There’s no posting function at all! *17 minutes later* what the fuck do you mean someone just sold account #1488 for $150000 on ebay
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for every like this gets, i will tweet the word "buttplug"
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Uber/Lyft/Zoom/Pinterest etc ain’t shit. Everyone knows the year’s hottest IPO is gonna be @NLdraws . Telegram sticker markets ready to boom.
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@mhoye Starting to think you made this thread so the next time someone else starts a "least plausible story" thread, you have a story of "I made a positive, interesting twitter thread with a very suspicious ratio".
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eeeeee got new art and I love it! Thanks @animal_shapes !
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they nailed the logo but fucked the name what could've been
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this is so correct it hurts.
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The Most Popular Video Game Character in Each State
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Welp. That's it. I'm ded. d e d. ded from screaming.
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eeeee just got my new commission from @LAZER__T !
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It's really amazing how the agonizingly slow death of Mozilla just manages to get worse at every fucking turn.
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Wendy Carlos: - Trans Pioneer - Synth Pioneer - Weird Al Collaboration Pioneer - Furry Pioneer
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@baphometadata God this is so good
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Welp, joined someone's clubhouse (PEOPLE STILL USE CLUBHOUSE?!) about dating and sex in the metaverse and landed right in the middle of "blockchain will possibly solve consent" and now I need a new phone because I had to throw mine in the toilet for broadcasting such nonsense.
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furries: haha we run the internet also furries: we will cling to furaffinity until our dying breath. may it never change and never advance. it is the ancient alter around which we pray and/or jack off.
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So @bokehcat sent me this last night and I was like "wtf dog dancing do I fucking look like bobby hill to you" and he was all "TURN THE SOUND ON" then I died and I guess since I'm dead but I can still tweet I ended up in hell. No real surprises here. Except for the dog dancing.
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hn can be fun if you know how to play the game
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The perfect strap-on doesn’t exis…
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“weekend brunch in the patio” Shall now be known as “church of euthanasia Sunday service” Now with 5 pillars: suicide • abortion • cannibalism • sodomy • brunch
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Anyways here's a list of artists I would like to see used for music in dog dancing competitions: - molchat doma - merzbow - squarepusher - devin townsend (any version) - biosphere (both dog and human take a nap for 10 min.) Feel free to add your own options in the thread.
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@courtneykist Who needs an emotional support dog when you can have a lubrication support turtle?
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@AnaesthesiaOOC imagine going from being a meme to being on the best show on tv to selling sex machines how can one person post this many W's
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"We're using SSD as Virtual RAM" GREAT. YOU DISCOVERED VIRTUAL MEMORY. TECH HAS STOPPED RECREATING PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND IS NOW JUST RECREATING TECH.
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HATSUNE MIKU COVER OF HAVE A NICE LIFE'S BLOODHAIL I REPEAT HATSUNE MIKU COVER OF HAVE A NICE LIFE'S BLOODHAIL THIS IS NOT A DRILL cc @TheFlenser @danbarrett316
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Astrophysics & Hatsune Miku - The Second Summoning (FULL ALBUM)

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Dear "hacker" that wrote this spam: My dude, everyone on twitter knows this already and I don't have to pay any of them, so I'm def not paying you. Also if *you* actually read my twitter you'd know I haven't masturbated "passionately" in years. On a good day it's "halfhearted".
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i didn't expect AI to replace me this soon
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Amazon Astro is ‘terrible’ and will ‘throw itself down’ stairs, developers reportedly claim
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Dear every game designer quote tweeting this image talking about user leading design: Yes you can use the image in your GDC slides.
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@qDot CBT: Croc and Ball Torture
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ever wonder where the colors you use everyday come from? this is an image of a pantone mining facility
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Me: “uh I need one of those ‘drunk octopus that wants to fight’ things for my wall” Home Depot employee: “you what” Today I awkwardly learned it’s a double robe hook. Eagerly awaiting the meme generation growing up enough for products to be renamed.
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tfw when you think may need to shower because you went in a Lush store for a while and am now not sure if the Lush smell is just in your own nostrils or is emanating from your whole body in glowing glittery rainbow stink lines.
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ok whoever had “mass extinction due to heat death of planet caused by smart TVs and fridges mining bitcoin after being hacked due to a Java bug originally found in a video game” on their eschaton bingo card, please make it off now.
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Ok listen I get it I too enjoy a sexy fox But why does everyone want to fuck the browser Like, seriously I am literally a leading expert in sticking genitalia in technology I was also a browser engineer for 7+ years I can tell you You do not want to combine these things
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Sex is the C++ of human interaction.
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Just because I’m on vacation doesn’t mean I take a break from Doin Numbers
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so what your saying is the 2024 remake of hackers is gonna be an animated feature
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‘Gay furries’ group hacks agencies in US states attacking gender-affirming care

Data released by SiegedSec from six states includes South Carolina police files and contact details for Nebraska court officials

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tfw 15 year old goth me realizes that 25 years later I'm still making goth and Church of Euthenasia jokes that go vaguely viral. I ain't lost my edge one bit, buddy.
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Beginning Rust: Uh why does the compiler stop me from doing things this is horrible Advanced Rust: Ugh why doesn't the compiler stop me from doing things this is horrible
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DIRECTLY. INTO. MY. VEINS. PLEASE. (h/t @philiprosedale @notkavi 'cause it's I can't quote tweet multiple things into the same tweet so it's image time)
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This is a special report from ADHD news, where we've just received breaking news that *checks earpiece* *checks notes* *checks earpiece* *checks notes* *checks earpiece* *checks notes* *checks earpiece* *checks notes* *checks earpiece* *checks notes* *checks earpiece* *checks not
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ALL. THE. TIME. h/t @woofawooo
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She sells Rc<Cell<T>>s by the seashore. @rustlang
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*inflates you making you [CLASSIFIED] and [REDACTED]*
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Ugh. I will be receiving this article for the foreseeable future, and while I love yelling at people for sending me dumb shit, I have things to do. In an effort to save time, I present ONE DEGREE OF TRANSLATIONAL FREEDOM DOES NOT A BLOWJOB MAKE A THREAD
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Scientists Processed 109 Hours of Oral Sex to Develop an AI that Sucks Dick

Anonymous machine learning engineers wrote 'The Blowjob Paper' to try to make this bj machine more lifelike.

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@pixelatedboat *somewhere deep in @pixelatedboat subconscious* Sure, I’ve sometimes pissed off half the internet, but you know who really loves a good joke? Radiohead fans.
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AND NOW REALIZING I NEVER POSTED THE OUTCOME OF THE COMM I GOT IT ME WEARING MERCH I SHOULD ACTUALLY PRINT SOMEDAY ANYWAYS GIVE @COCADOPE MONEY
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just realized i inherently distrust anything that uses emoji in log messages and this is what getting old feels like huh
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Hi. I've been working in teledildonics and sex tech for the past 16 years. AMA Seriously. Not a joke. Many of you are bored or scared or both. So, if you're curious about remote intimacy, I'm happy to answer questions, in this thread or in DM.
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CANT FUCKING WAIT TO STRAP MICROSOFT TEAMS TO MY HEAD ABSOLUTELY A THING I WANT TO DO
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7 years
@nogfhaver I think I may start every reply I make on twitter with "im eleven and i thought this was a game"
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3 years
this show is so good
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2 years
"Hey qDot why don't you work on browsers anymore" *flicks cigarette* I've seen some shit.
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