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btw this is why i haven't been responding to 90% of my replies/dms so please dont take it personally. not the caffeine consumption, i mean being neck deep in finals for college

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@pwrynz

2 years

grabs you. when did you start playing genshin, what’s your ar, and how many five stars do you have?

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5 months

criticize larian all you want for beautifying and homogenizing female characters but karlach having east asian features definitely isn’t “white woman face”

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8 months

nice argument nerd. unfortunately, fireball

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6 months

nothing to see here just a slow motion astarion leg hook

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5 months

i can't lie some of these modded faces are like the fantasy equivalent of how pugs were bred to look cute but ended up with misshapen skulls and breathing problems

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5 months

baldurs gate 3 characters react to you asking for their pronouns

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9 months

[ in the most nauseatingly effete and stereotypically homosexual british accent possible ] clearly you don’t own an air fryer

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4 months

@traxfunky i have an improved variant of it saved

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4 months

girl help someone wrote a bg3 version of my immortal with shadowheart as the main character

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2 months

dragging this one out of the early access patch note vault. even larian likes to poke fun at everyone for making Just Some White Guy

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2 months

i'm so tired of this stupid little half elf male face 5 can you twinks please start using something else

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4 months

can i say something

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5 months

it’s a disgusting scene but /really/ drives home the extent of his trauma and relationship with sex if it wasn’t clear enough already. a lot of people seem to think that doing it with the ‘right person’ can fix everything, which just isn’t true. like at all. 1/

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5 months

they really went all out with the "you will enjoy sex with me" option. astarion telling you he always felt nothing during sex until last night with you where he felt miserable is so genuinely gut wrenching

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5 months

cw homophobia what the actual fuck is this bg3 mod. interesting how lgbtphobes say we’re the sensitive ones meanwhile they literally can’t play a game without completely removing anything that doesn’t fit their narrow minds.

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9 months

not the writers needing to yell at neil newbon in the script dev notes for channeling too much cuntiness in astarion

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20 days

god told me to make a fat firbolg dilf

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5 months

they done turned gale into fucking walter white

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8 months

i really love the fact that the companions in bg3 are visibly older and just authentic looking. they have crows feet and laugh lines and forehead creases. you can see they have pores and rough faces. they aren’t airbrushed barbies because natural SHOULD be considered the norm!

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4 months

see you in hell stupid fruitbat

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4 months

> new players don’t remember getting flashbanged by astarion’s forest schlonking scene in early access

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5 months

#patch5spoilers #bg3spoilers girl can you act normal for once

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6 months

never forget what they took from us

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4 months

honestly astarion’s eyebags are one of his most attractive features. i love people who look haunted and depressed and severely deprived of sleep and proper nutrients

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5 months

minsc: “pro-nouns? of course i am, my friend! boo has taught me that nouns are very important!”

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2 years

smash or pass: internet sexyman edition

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2 months

i'm so tired of this stupid little half elf male face 5 can you twinks please start using something else

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8 months

karlach is the type of woman to go “i hear ya i hear ya” at her microwave when it beeps after heating up leftovers

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4 months

BRO IS FLABBERGASTED?

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@pwrynz

1 year

show this image to any character designer at hoyoverse and they’ll explode and die immediately

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25 days

durge + gale

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5 months

boo :)

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1 year

@blndsundoll4ket and? he's still trans, regardless of presentation, because it's gender critical reductionism that assumes gender is only what's visible. while i can agree that quote unquote "visibly trans" people frequently get the shit end of the stick as i am one, that does not give you or -

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4 months

every gamer cis man i’ve met only cares about combat and mechanics, which is fine in itself, but when the topic turns to rpgs and other story/character driven games i am fully convinced they skipped through all the dialogue cause none of them ever have anything insightful to add

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5 months

astarion: “excuse me? the male ones, obviously.” (actually uses he/she)

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2 months

exhibit a

charlie/simon 🐦‍⬛

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2 months

i think it’s stupid when people say headcanoning an entire friend group as queer is unrealistic bc queer people do naturally gravitate towards each other. do you know how many of my childhood friends turned out queer and trans

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5 months

karlach: “yeah? oh, those things! any are fine! what about you, mate?”

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5 months

hey can i be vulnerable for a second and fawn over his arms

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4 months

i dont want to hug astarion right after killing cazador .i want to go to jack in the box with him to get a 10pc of chicken nuggets and then drive home in silence

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5 months

shadowheart: “hmm … she/her, but i suppose i don’t mind they/them either.” (actually really loves it when people use they)

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gale: “ah, he/him, please! thank you for asking. how shall i address you?”

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4 months

he looks so urethral here ♥️

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5 months

minthara: “in menzoberranzan, the matrons would have gutted you for even asking such a thing. fortunate for you, i am not so regressive. she.” (also likes they)

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4 months

raphael scar reading scene except the player is madly gesturing to the two large foreboding scars on astarion’s chest absolutely begging raphael to share what they mean and he’s just like “i believe that means he’s transgender”

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5 months

lae’zel: “i do not understand this pedestrian concept of yours, nor do i care to.” (uses they/them or no pronouns)

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@pwrynz

8 months

hello gay people (bg3 players) worry not if you missed out on snagging a limited deal cause this perfume studio took up the mantle of creating bg3 companion themed scents as well

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halsin: “as you might expect, that is another civilized concept i don’t give much attention in my free-flowing life. you may call me however you’d like.”

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3 months

@elfbotomy HELPME

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5 months

he's so painfully british it's unreal

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4 months

modern au karlach would have “forklift certified” in her dating app bio but not as a joke. this butch takes heavy machinery seriously

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wyll: “he/him works just fine, though i have wondered about trying something else. think ‘they’ would suit me?”

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jaheira: “‘she’ is fine. and before you even try — no need to ask the big guy, he’ll answer to anything.”

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9 months

sorry out of context astarion line but some people should get this as a warning every time they load up bg3

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2 years

@tartagliyae noelle stans are BRUTAL i love them so much

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3 months

in my humble headcanon. i do think astarion can be soft but it’s more of a “pissy feral cat is lured into a house for the first time with treats and finds out it’s kinda nice being pet by people” way than a “hello sugarplum look at this big romantic gesture” way

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8 months

i need to have a talk with whoever designed him

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2 years

reminder that if your mutual is following someone problematic always let them know first before blocking or acting hostile! some people aren’t active as much or might just generally be unaware of callouts/etc

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5 months

i love halsin but i think one of the reasons his story falls a bit flat compared to the others is the lack of rising up against abusers/authority and slow build towards the truth which is a consistent theme across literally every other companion barring jaheira and minsc

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3 months

my 2 cents is that the lack of wyll content compared to every other companion is absolutely rooted in racism. clearly larian is more than willing to listen to fan demands and critiques, including adding fanservice … so why is the one black man in the main cast getting crumbs?

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something something astarion giving up hope looking for a hero to save him and then wyll comes around to sweep him off his feet. he can’t remember most of his past before turning but somehow wyll sparks the memories of dreams and desires he once had.

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5 months

@skarsghardy my fucking god! these bitches gay! good for them! good for them.

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5 months

i am so sorry they’re doing this to you king …. i also like her datamined head a lot, i eagerly await the day someone makes a mod combining the two

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5 months

sorry about all the little particles it’s this stupid website’s christmas theme i can’t turn off. i would say i just want to live in peace but there is none to be had as long as these bigots live to advocate for our annihilation/assimilation.

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8 months

my mom can’t remember what bg3 or any of the characters in it are actually called so each time either is brought up she calls it something completely different. yesterday she walked in my room and said “oh are you playing Balderdash again. is that Arthur you’re talking to”

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2 years

if you recognize more than 10 characters here you qualify for a senior discount btw. also feel free to suggest some more

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8 months

hello bloodweave nation

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4 months

larian needs to stop making companions nicer. i want them to kick my ass when i inconvenience them even slightly

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3 years

in honor of reaching 300, i'm doing a small ga! ↳ 1st place - 300/600 gc + welkin 2nd place - welkin moon rules : — follow me, like, & rt — using codashop — ends november 3rd

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5 months

if i have to compare it to something else, it’s like how depression can take root even if everything in your life is going okay — it’s your sense of self and safety that’s been damaged. bad memories can surface even if someone unknowingly touches you in a triggering way. 2/

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2 years

forgot to add! i started playing in 1.0 but neglected the game until 1.6 dfgjdkdvghs my main account is ar55 and i have 11 five stars if you include weapons

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5 months

“ofc you’re an astarion stan” yeah it’s actually my goal in life to be an annoying little parasite like him

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3 months

“i can’t believe they let this guy fuck women” is quite possibly one of the funniest statements to ever come out of bg3 discourse

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2 years

seems like we're all in desperate need of funds for the upcoming banners so! i'm doing another ga ♡ ↳ one winner - 980/1960 gc rules : — follow me & rt — using official top up (login) — ends november 22nd

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5 months

ultimately his route does have quite a bit of meta references that Should make you reflect inward. i got chills up my spine during this line in particular — it’s like he’s talking to the player directly. most people got this scene because they picked the option out of morbid 6/

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this is another reason why it does Not make sense to me how ppl can play his spawn route and at the end go “wait there’s no explicit sex scene :(“ because that’s the point — sex is not a reward for a job well done. 5/

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@rosenfiles not to mention there’s characters like albedo and xiao who act the same exact way. ALSO not to mention that neither of the twins even show interest in any of the characters? they don’t even speak in game??? i’m begging you guys to stop mixing headcanons with canon.

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8 months

ascendant astarion

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2 years

@rosenfiles idk how to tell you this but you can still pick lumine in game so the whole theory of “aether and his harem of pretty women” is blatantly wrong? also the fact that its never outwardly stated that they’re in love lol, and the implication is only there if you squint.

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5 months

and dare i say someone doesn’t need to have sex in a relationship for it to be considered ‘complete’. nor do they need to enjoy it to be considered ‘complete’ as a person. 3/

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1 year

@cooperownbey my personal favorite

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5 months

astarion is a little different as he seems to be demisexual (considering he is comfortable enough to be intimate with the pc in act 3 after building trust and exploring how love in other ways), but leading up to that? he /is/ sex repulsed, and that’s okay. 4/

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5 months

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2 years

happy holidays everyone! in spirit of the season (and supposed quadruple event banners in 2.4), i thought i'd host another giveaway!! ↳ one winner - 1980/3960 gc rules : — follow me & rt — using official top up (login) — ends december 31st

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1 year

@jzux would like to add for the people seriously willing to die on on the “skill issue” hill — some people have mental and/or physical health conditions that make it significantly harder to even do daily activities, let alone indulge in hobbies!

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@ghoulbrainz proof? audio? video? 4k?

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[ #bg3spoilers ] — a (long) thread about astarion’s trauma, survivalhood, masking, character development, and sexualization inspired by this line, which is a perfect example of trauma bonding, not just in the context of cazador (who says this), but his entire ‘persona’ as well

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@Menkvi barry also specifically instructed to have his body wrapped so mourners wouldn’t find out he wasn’t a cis man. even in his relationships he stayed true to himself, at the cost of being tried for the ‘crime’ of homosexuality

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10 months

@sn0wglass finding out murderdolls wasn’t a band of metalhead transfems was my personal 9/11 honestly

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5 months

it was a matter of time before someone did a version of this for bg3 … woke game of the year ……… (quite literally too since in forgotten realms lore it’s completely normal to be trans and/or gnc and people transition through magic, divine blessings, alchemy, etc :3)

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@SarcasticCatBoy the argument that transmascs and/or men aren’t “really oppressed” is such a terminally online take — every transmasc i know has horror stories of how they’ve been demonized, outcasted, harassed, and even SA’d by people to “correct them”

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this mod isn’t hosted on nexus, thankfully nexus has a policy about intentionally hateful content. the creator tried to upload parts of the mod (like genderswapped aylin) but it has been deleted/removed.

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curiosity, and immediately reloaded upon realizing they literally just SA’d him. not that that’s a bad thing, obviously this scene is in the game for a reason, but it’s an interesting call out. 7/

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2 years

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1 year

@StopTweetingMia will there ever be a greater misunderstanding in the world than the bond between a bigoted conservative parent who is thoroughly convinced they are in the right, and their child who is too afraid to admit that their parents are basically the root of their mental health issues?

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men just hit different when they aren’t real

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