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Mel 🍑 ???

17 days

It's time for another PDF Sketchbook! I've put the Zarrabook up on my kofi for anyone who would like (pretty much) all the drawings I've done of her from early access until now. It's 118 pages completely free! (unless you'd like to leave a tip)

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10 months

Literally the best segment that’s happened

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5 years

what if I got a good night’s sleep and was well rested ....unless?

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8 months

The split screen for the console versions of bg3 is so cute and nostalgic for like old party games but I’m just imagining one half the screen the player is in a sex scene and the other half the player is just like

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17 days

You already know what it is and why

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10 months

Literally the best segment that’s happened

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9 months

absolutely insane way to deliver a line

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7 months

The bottle of wine I’ve had may have impacted the quality of this. Regardless,

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6 years

Four horsemen of the con apocalypse: - “your waifu is trash” cosplay - entire ahegao outfit - deadpool cosplayer who thinks every congoer is an audience participant in their improv routine - the person w the boom box

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7 years

Teammate: "We need a healer!" Me: "Maybe you should be one then?" Teammate:

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7 months

having speak with animals activated before scratch or owlbear cutscenes is so good

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8 months

I had no idea people had to actually like sneak into the goblin camp bc here and in EA i've been drow so you show up and the goblins are like "sorry we didnt realize we had a bad bitch on the premises right this way ma'am"

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7 months

i have a question

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8 months

im gonna throw up whys he holding it like that

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5 years

y’all

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8 months

mr chedda im not having a gouda time rn....

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8 months

well thats not good

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8 months

oh this is tragic

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8 months

im gonna throw up whys he holding it like that

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8 months

LEAVE IT 🔫

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8 months

Ohh noooo 😂😂😂

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7 months

I like any time you ask astarion to offer strategic advice he's like ??????????? that is NOT what you keep me around for???????????????

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4 years

Heavensward

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7 months

I love that gale's like "yeah you could say I was a troublemaker as a child....my parents told me I couldn't have a cat and I summoned one anyways" and the rest of the squad is like

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8 months

Speaking of things meant to target me directly

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8 months

you know what. go ahead. do it.

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8 months

when someone in the party goes "what's that over there" and i cant tell what they're talking about

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8 months

having ibs feels like this tbh

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8 months

A couple of bestieeeees

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2 years

Noticed some artists are not doing the hexagon icons bc they know people will unfollow them. But if you see them linking to their Foundation pages. That is an NFT marketplace. Ditch them.

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4 years

BOY BOY BOY

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8 months

I love that the nautiliod crashed and astarion immediately went into fake damsel mode to try to kill the next person who walks by

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5 years

this is how lesbians kiss

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8 months

I do love that bg3 get the closest a game gets to like real world awkwardness of relationships romantic or otherwise. Like they give you plenty of chances to turn ppl down but having to stand in the uncomfortable moment where your tav and an npc are NOT on the same page is novel

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7 months

Baldurs gate 3

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8 months

girl i

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9 months

baldurs gate 3

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8 months

they didnt need to make him this cunty but they did for us

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8 months

the blood splatter is not making this conversation go better

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7 months

my persuasion check every time I get caught stealing in bg3

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7 months

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

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7 months

live from the house of hope

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8 months

Still the funniest thing that’s happened so far to me in bg3 was failing the roll to decapitate nere and astarion yelling at my tav for what a bad job she was doing

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7 months

when i forget to regroup astarion after stealthing him and ten minutes later wonder where he is only to realize i left him at walmart

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2 years

Everything about Estinien is 10x funnier when you remember he’s 32

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8 months

compiling these keeps me going

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7 months

loaded an old save bc i never saw king cringe practicing his lines before his cutscene

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2 years

day 12 stuck in the fc workshop...ive started to eat the dyes

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4 years

Thinkin about this again this fine evening

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2 years

Thanks endwalker for confirming that when you put urianger thancred and estinien together in a group they lose absolutely all competency and actively make each other worse

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8 months

I looooove her

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6 years

Buying all the merch of the chracater you’re cosplaying as

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8 months

callout post about myself

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5 years

Here's all the dmc lore in one pic

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8 months

i think i hauve covid

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8 months

astarion dont be fucking rude

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7 months

Every time I leave the house I’m like damn I miss all my friends in hit videogame Baldur’s Gate 3

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8 months

if he ever fails picking a lock ever again hes dead to me tbh

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7 months

letting astarion drink

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8 months

the compilation is still growing....

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8 months

he looks polite (and kinda like hes gonna puke)

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2 years

Man I fucking….forgot about this promo art wtf

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8 months

no way

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7 months

durge going through it internally

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2 years

Watching your stack buddy get clipped by devour

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8 months

would be kinda cute to give astarion lesser restoration so he could cure bloodless after feeding but it is ALSO funnier to keep shadowheart as the only person who has it so you have to go explain to her every day why youre bleeding from the neck (again)

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2 years

in memoriam the praetorium

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2 years

The gang: wow Estinien you DO care Estinien: 👉👈😔 The gang: wow Nero you DO care Nero: I’ve already acquired each of your social security numbers and have opened multiple credit cards under your names

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2 years

It’s here

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7 months

PUT HIM BACK HE WAS PERFECT

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7 months

his majesty has grown hair in the latest patch

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8 months

I think astarion biting my (drow) tav instead of literally anyone else at camp is still so funny like dude you picked the ONLY other person who meditates instead of sleeping. Why.

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7 months

I like that you get his approval by not playing into his games

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8 months

Gale and elminster

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9 months

mage hand is this to me

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7 months

the fact that gale was designed to look like a classic fantasy hero but is a caster, has the lowest hp of the group, and is self-assigned camp cook is so charming to me

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2 years

i pay $2 a month for you

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2 years

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8 months

if this isn't written in glitter gel pen i dont want it

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8 months

astarion ages a bajillion years based on the lighting and angles and whatever weird expression hes making at the time i love that for him

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9 months

guys will have bonuses like this and roll a 1

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7 months

where's that tweet that's like "I learned to write in ye olde english for xiv fanfics and was ready to apply that t bg3 only to find out they all basically talk in modern slang"

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4 years

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7 months

my mission to get them all never ends

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Retconning your own oc lore is such a hurdle for some weird reason I’m sitting over here like “how do I justify this thing not being my oc’s canon anymore” girl you made it up!!!! Just make up a new thing to replace the stuff you don’t like anymore!!!!!

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4 years

Congrats on your marriage....or your divorce or whatever it is y’all are going through this week

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9 months

Every friend group has: -a fruity vampire -that guy who keeps eating the loot -the one with the fight or fuck response -girl who went to Evil church camp -guy too hot to be here (figuratively) -girl too hot to be here (literally) -a bear -idk I didn’t get minthara I’m sorry girl

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4 years

devil may cry

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7 years

Wh

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2 years

guys will be like "i know a place" and it's an aoe

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4 years

The rest of the party when someone is trying to explain the trial mechanics to the one sprout

the peoples champ

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Mentally I am here

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8 months

he can do it all

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8 months

having a conversation w an npc and he's doing....this

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2 years

he brought me chipotle

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3 years

Healer mains be like

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7 months

Gale: thanks for not saying ‘based’, ‘cringe’ or ‘poggers’ in front of mystra. I know that took a lot of restraint.

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8 months

i think i killed someone i wasnt supposed to but.......in my defense......i got THIS out of it

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7 months

Improve Your BG3 Experience In This One Simple Step: put gale in this

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8 months

good morning

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7 months

I know astarion is the vampire with the literal attack skill to bite people but so many of the companions have the energy of someone who just starts biting in a fight. Pretty much everyone except probably wyll would do it.

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2 years

Fat cat mount real

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7 months

Points hey that’s one of mine

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7 months

i love dialogue choices about raphael go from like act 1: I'll hear you out act 2: I like him but I wouldn't say that to his face act 3:

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8 months

dude what the FUCK

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7 months

I miss in early access when you had the early camp scene where you start to feel sick it wouldnt automatically go into the guardian cutscene instead you could still talk to the companions whose reactions ranged from like, mild discomfort (gale) to astarion shrieking at you

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