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@poateyboy
Brett Poate
3 years
What you got a Wendy house
@OnlyFoolsLines
Only Fools and Horses Lines
3 years
What’s Grandad’s best one-liner?
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Brett Poate
5 years
Get a grip and go on holiday busy pricks
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Brett Poate
11 months
Honestly this fat cunt should be locked up as well
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Brett Poate
6 years
Who needs preseason just get yourself stomping in Ibiza @DefectedRecords for the night 🤟🙌
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Brett Poate
1 year
Benidorm 4 poatey 2
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Brett Poate
8 years
Before the club starts talking to new signings how about have a talk with your existing players that have been fucked in the Arse all year
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Brett Poate
7 years
Gutted to be leaving @GosportBoroFC had 6 great years! Hopefully club can get back to where it belongs on and off the field all the best 👏
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Brett Poate
5 years
Say anything like this to the weasels these days get 10 years for bullying
@90sfootball
90s Football
5 years
When John Sitton lost his temper... #150Classic90sMoments
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Brett Poate
7 years
Looks like I'll be the one turning out the lights
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Brett Poate
5 years
‘Can’t come in today Brett sorry not had enough sleep’ he’s 21 fml
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Brett Poate
9 months
One of the best one of the very best
@OnlyFoolsLines
Only Fools and Horses Lines
10 months
Is The Jolly Boys Outing the greatest ever Only Fools episode?
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Brett Poate
5 years
No filter needed
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Brett Poate
5 years
Is it your stag do
@wilfriedzaha
Wilfried Zaha
5 years
Unapologetically me
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Brett Poate
6 months
Honestly one of my fav bits 🤪
@OnlyFoolsLines
Only Fools and Horses Lines
6 months
Good evening ladies! ‘Good evening!’
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Brett Poate
4 years
Those players that leave at 6pm just after a game get rid of them
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Brett Poate
5 years
If you squared it in World Cup we would of been a lot closer to winning it din
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Harry Kane
5 years
Is it possible to get any closer!? ⛳ #HoleInOne
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Brett Poate
6 years
Up the darts
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Brett Poate
8 years
Dressing up for blue marlin
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Brett Poate
1 year
Merry Christmas from everyone at afc porchester
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Brett Poate
6 years
Piss off
@WessexLeague
Velocity Wessex League
6 years
Wessex League clubs urged to crack down on foul language and dissent
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Brett Poate
3 years
Wembley looks a beauty I’ve played there
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Brett Poate
3 years
The jolly boys outing is one of the best. Look out Margate and lock up your daughters! Alright Allan 👏👏👏👏
@OnlyFoolsLines
Only Fools and Horses Lines
3 years
Ok, well are you going to give me the chance to wipe the floor with you at Trivial Pursuit or not?
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Brett Poate
10 years
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Brett Poate
2 years
Get a grip
@Brock_FC
Brockenhurst FC
2 years
DISCIPLINE FAIR PLAY A table we are proud to top. Credit to the Players and Management for keeping their Discipline throughout the Season 👏
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Brett Poate
11 months
Sick of al this bullocks. Oh look at me I’m a nonce
@JaydaBF
Jayda Fransen
11 months
They are obsessed with taking their clothes off in public.
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Brett Poate
2 years
Day 4 beer number not sure 😜🤪
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Brett Poate
2 years
Anyone say it’s a foul go and play hockey
@SundayChants
Sunday League Footy
2 years
What do you think - foul or no foul? 🎥 @GrassRootGoals_
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Brett Poate
6 years
My 5 year old girl won her first race at mario cart today very proud moment for the family
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Brett Poate
6 years
Why is he defending himself! Give my 4 year old girl big kiss on lipsevery day
@BBCNewsbeat
BBC Newsbeat
7 years
David Beckham has defended kissing his five-year-old daughter on the lips in an Instagram photo
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Brett Poate
6 years
Just seen Alex pike outside moneyfields social club in yellow and blue tracksuit on #transferdeadlineday
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Brett Poate
6 months
Give the fans what the fans want. Me and @nonleaguerobber sort this shit out
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Brett Poate
3 years
Beautiful @JasonPrior1
@bunch_amateurs
BunchOfAmateurs
3 years
⚽️🔥What a finish!🔥⚽️ Take a bow @JasonPrior1 👏 Scored in what we hope isn't the last home game of the season for @DorkingWDRS against @wellingunited #NonLeague #OnFire
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Brett Poate
7 years
Football Christmas do winter wonderland
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Brett Poate
10 months
Well played. Had to threaten client this week taking render down payed that evening. Prob fall off in year anyway 🤪😜
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Brett Poate
4 years
Throw them out of the league
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Brett Poate
3 years
He’s a centre half heading a ball away fuck me
@footballontnt
Football on TNT Sports
3 years
"Have some of that!" Moment of appreciation for this clearance header from Angelo Ogbonna 💥 Proper defending!
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Brett Poate
5 years
The moneys lot in Benidorm this weekend
@90sfootball
90s Football
5 years
A brilliant clip of an Ajax training session from 1995.
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Brett Poate
4 years
Peroni 5-0 poatey
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Brett Poate
4 years
Fuck me what a strike 🤭
@ArsenalWFC
Arsenal Women
4 years
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Brett Poate
8 years
Wondering what the funny smell was in my house looked at football bag see this
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Brett Poate
4 years
Good they are pathetic
@FootyAccums
Footy Accumulators
4 years
The USA Women's National team have lost their case in court for their equal pay claim against U.S Soccer. The case was deemed so weak that it didn't even go to trial.
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Brett Poate
3 years
All you people going get petrol take your head for a wobble Dins
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Brett Poate
5 years
Get them off my tv enough is enough
@georgehawkins__
george hawkins
5 years
Toni Duggan and Lucy Bronze first efforts on soccer AM, “professional footballers” shocking... and they wonder why they don’t get paid equally.
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Brett Poate
3 years
Wedding and kids apart that was right up there at Wembley not even sorry
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Brett Poate
5 years
Absolutely spot on
@Browney00
Alex Brown
5 years
I remember when Non League football was full of lads that were good enough to play higher but loved a night out and curry too much. Now it’s full of bellends on 2 year contracts for petrol money who wanna go on love island!!! Games gone 😩
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Brett Poate
4 years
All this what’s going on and there’s fucking police camera out in hillsea fucking get a grip pricks
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Brett Poate
5 years
It’s the fuckin Catalina wine mixer
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Brett Poate
6 years
If it’s @ryse10 I’m off
@MONEYFIELDSFC
Moneyfields FC
6 years
NEW SIGNINGS ON THE HORIZON Money’s are expected to bolster there squad over the next few days with a few new signings. #BIGNAMES 🤷🏽‍♂️ #WATCHTHISSPACE 🤩 #UPTHEMONEYS ⚽️
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Brett Poate
4 years
Still gets me every time 😂😂
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Brett Poate
6 years
The whole of England has done nothing but impress me carry on people 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Brett Poate
5 years
Best 24secs of football ever seen
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Brett Poate
4 years
Pissed as fart last night we go again today
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Brett Poate
4 years
If corona wants it I’ll give it him
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Brett Poate
1 year
Keep it up jacky boy 👏👏
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Brett Poate
4 years
Just seen Pikey in mother Kelly’s 🤷🏿‍♂️
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Brett Poate
5 years
Will we fuck can piss off
@MONEYFIELDSFC
Moneyfields FC
5 years
This is tough to take, but we will be still aiming to make a good account of ourselves tomorrow night! #UPTHEMONEYS ⚽️
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Brett Poate
3 years
20 lads gambled on tickets for the semis please don’t let us down 🙏🙏🙏 #itscominghome
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Brett Poate
3 years
The day is here bring it home you little beauties. Wembley see you later my son come on
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Brett Poate
4 years
Totally agreee with everything she said 👀
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Brett Poate
2 years
£200 month for bt sport worth every penny
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Brett Poate
5 years
Must apologise was bit busy after game chatting forgot to say #next
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Brett Poate
1 year
Rest easy pal 🥲 thinking of all family x
@PortchyU23
AFC Portchester U23s
1 year
Our Captain 🧡🧡
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Brett Poate
5 years
Killed me showed the Missis as well 😂😂😂
@Ramma_____
John
5 years
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Brett Poate
2 years
Might as well talk to a brick wall you tosspot couldn’t give a monkeys what he says
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Brett Poate
6 years
Whole of gunwarf stood still in silence at 11 o’clock today 🙌🙌🙌 #lestwedorget
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Brett Poate
6 years
Best in non league by million miles! Waiting for my thankyou letter @ashmore77 🙌🙌🙌🙌😍😍😍😜😜
@stevetervet
Steve Tervet
6 years
Stunning saves, powerful presence and a humble human being. Player of the Year @ashmore77 keeps getting better and has a huge future in football.
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Brett Poate
5 years
🙌🙌🙌🙌
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Brett Poate
2 years
Best volley ever seen live
@OnlyFoolsLines
Only Fools and Horses Lines
2 years
😂😂😂😂
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Brett Poate
9 years
There is no racism at our club 🍌🍌🙈🙈 http://t.co/yQW0h6Uzr3
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Brett Poate
9 years
Delighted to have signed new deal with the boro for next 2 years! Love the boys love the club up the boro
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Brett Poate
2 years
Beauty of a ball
@PunditBet1
Pundit Bet
2 years
Who remembers playing with this beauty as a kid? ⚽��
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Brett Poate
4 years
Missis beauty salon getting knocked down today turning into a bar
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Brett Poate
2 years
I would of caught it @ashmore77
@HalTheBlade
Hal - Sheff United Way ⚔️
2 years
Nathan Ashmore with the save, not too many saves get highlighted in the National League but I thought this one deserved special praise. Credit: FC Video
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Brett Poate
2 years
Saturday night before boxing sorted with boys
@MattHighton
Matthew Highton
2 years
So funny. Doing dumb stuff with friends is about as good as life gets.
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Brett Poate
7 years
Sweet Caroline on radio 2 7-30am so loud in the van 🕺🏻
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Brett Poate
3 years
Been absolute shit hole of a year give us something the next few weeks boys!!! All with you come the fuck on bring the cunting thing home
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Brett Poate
5 years
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Brett Poate
5 years
Turning up at goodwood today
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Brett Poate
8 years
The boro just working on our shape for the @HavantWvilleFC game
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Brett Poate
6 years
Beat it you din
@Walter15J
Jordan
6 years
@HYUFC_Official @MONEYFIELDSFC @EmiratesFACup @SkyexLondon From the Diamonds fan. I know moneyfields is the most hated team in the non league in my opinion. I'll be rooting for @HYUFC_Official to win. Good luck Hayes
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Brett Poate
3 years
That’s what we are all about
@dannygaunts
Daniel Gauntlett
3 years
No words 🦁🦁🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Brett Poate
5 years
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Brett Poate
5 years
Delighted sign new 3 year deal last night takes me up to 48 🤫
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Brett Poate
4 years
One of the best
@OnlyFoolsLines
Only Fools and Horses Lines
4 years
Uncle Albert’s greatest ever scene 😂
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Brett Poate
1 year
I’ll be doing exact same next month as well piss off
@ladbible
LADbible
1 year
🚨 | Family fined £480 for taking children out of school to save £8,000 on trips to Disney World
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Brett Poate
7 years
18 year old working for me good worker good lad BUT has never seen Dumb and dumber Ace Ventura The mask Liar liar His days are numbered
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Brett Poate
5 years
Was picture taken in 1974?
@HectorBellerin
Héctor Bellerín
5 years
In good hands 🙏🏻
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Brett Poate
4 years
🙌🙌🙌
@MONEYFIELDSFC
Moneyfields FC
4 years
Here is an update on what has been going on behind the scenes here @MONEYFIELDSFC . Take a 👀 at @mobiecarter 's statement below 👇👇⚽️⚽️ #UPTHEMONEYS
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Brett Poate
7 years
Up the darts
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Brett Poate
5 years
😂😂😂
@NOT_MOTD
Not Match of the Day
5 years
Throwback to Richard Keys at Sky Sports. 😂
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Brett Poate
4 years
Beautiful ball that was in the playground
@90sfootball
90s Football
4 years
Retweet if you owned this Coca Cola Italia '90 ball in the 90s!
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Brett Poate
5 years
Well they can’t look at the pathetic defending for starters
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Brett Poate
5 years
I might have to play for another year just to wear them bloody lovely
@Super6
Super 6
5 years
🗓️ To celebrate their 70th anniversary of the boot... 🔥 Adidas have released the new Copa 70's.
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Brett Poate
6 years
😂😂😂😂😂
@TonyJohnstone56
Tony Johnstone
6 years
Short race.
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Brett Poate
7 years
Up and ready to smash the bookies at goodwood today come on 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻🕺🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🐴🐴🐴🐴
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Brett Poate
7 years
Once again talking about other jobs apart from his own one absolute joke!
@jordanclarkcouk
Jordan Clark
7 years
. @GosportBoroFC boss Alex Pike: "I could do a fantastic job at Weymouth. I know I could get @theterras promoted." Full interview here...
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Brett Poate
6 years
Would of won it hands down
@Watcha_Trigger
Trigger
6 years
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Brett Poate
3 years
My attitude next week
@equinties
BGP Capital
3 years
Second day of the festival.
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