@OnlyFoolsLines Del: it's called Business Rodders: it's called STEALING Grandad: no it's not Rodney, it's called Poaching!

@IngeniousVillan Listen to your Grandfather Rodney

@OnlyFoolsLines '' You wanna be a bit more careful about your health, son. In the last half hour, you’ve done so much boot-licking you could be going down with cherry blossom poisoning. ''

@OnlyFoolsLines I wanted a cheese burger - he got me an emperor burger 😂😂

@OnlyFoolsLines Wendy House by a mile……

@OnlyFoolsLines Even I’d have to think twice

@OnlyFoolsLines All day long, what you got a wendy house

@OnlyFoolsLines What you got a Wendy house

@OnlyFoolsLines "Well I'd have to think twice Rodney". Referring to Rodney's 40 year old girlfriend.

@OnlyFoolsLines “I thought you’d something up your sleeve, Del Boy”

@OnlyFoolsLines U were gun running during a civil war!?!? “Well that’s the best time to do it, Rodney”

@OnlyFoolsLines When Rodney doesn't spot the police. Grandad: "Oh you've got to give him the benefit of the doubt Delboy" Rodney: "Yes exactly, thank you Grandad" Grandad: "I mean they are difficult to spot, with there size 18 boots and giant pointed heads" 😂😂

@OnlyFoolsLines "Whatcha got, a wendy house" 🤣👍

@OnlyFoolsLines I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time, Del Boy. It were them that started me drinking

@OnlyFoolsLines I knew Delboy had something up his sleeve

@OnlyFoolsLines Simple, When Del finds out Rodney was dating Irene, a fifty year old women. Del says she’s to old for me, and Grandad responds “yeah and I would have to think twice” 😂😂😂😂

@OnlyFoolsLines Purely for what came after “just one more turn Del Boy….”

@OnlyFoolsLines @Murf_Davies read through the comments 🤣👏

@OnlyFoolsLines Well I wish you’d have said something. I was working on the other one.