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@pieceandturkey

20 days

old york city warra place

Eren..

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august dump go

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1 year

Scooby Doo questioning his autism diagnosis

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1 year

@LauraLoomer Ron DeSpectrum?

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she looks like scooby doo when he’s on the airplane

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2 years

ooft man my heeds pounding

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9 months

asking essentially the grooming victim to defend his relationship is beyond grim

Sky News

@SkyNews

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Sixteen-year-old Luke Littler says he and his girlfriend are "going to stick together, whether anyone likes it not". "We're not bothered", he adds. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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why the fuck is gary neville there ahahahahahahaha

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10 days

JUST ANNOUNCED 🚨 » @TheReytons @SWG3glasgow Galvanizers Yard, Glasgow | 19th July 2025 MORE INFO ⇾

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real

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Weird little guys love being obsessed with a weirder, littler guy

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9 months

4 cans down, few more and the gran is getting introduced to the phrase “giving cunt”

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6 months

Chickpea curry? Damn she should get that checked out

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1 year

quetzyyyy

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1 year

What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)

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2 years

Imagine a share box of McDonald’s hashbrows omg

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1 year

A pint of tennants please barman *Little rat under my hat* “Et un petit triangle de fromage!” And a little triangle of cheese too please mate

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10 months

happy you put that snapchat filter on it for us pal, add a bit of pizzazz to the bigotry

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1 year

Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words

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11 months

dappy when tulisa annoys him

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7 months

can’t explain it but he smiles like a simpsons character

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1 year

wait so threads is just like twitter but with your instagram followers? i would rather die

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2 years

Still find it absolutely insane rangers fans call Allan McGregor ‘shagger’ because of his rape case

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1 year

you up to much mate? nah no really, just

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1 year

how are you not embarrassed being this unfunny

monitoring spirit.

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1 year

You should’ve hopped on the Loch Ness then.

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1 year

do you even understand what misogyny means you thick twat

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2 years

@brxwn_7 grammatically this is all over the place, capitalisation is poor as well. woeful

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8 months

Had arranged to meet someone off tinder but when I got there it was some random men who attacked me with glass and mugged me. It was a catfish and the bottlemen

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2 years

My mum after I sell the house to buy a frank ocean diamond cock ring

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travis kelpie

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1 year

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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11 months

me ordering a steak pie at a restaurant and it turns out to be a stew with a lid

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@pieceandturkey

2 years

If you have social anxiety please read this ‼️‼️ 🧵:

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1 month

i genuinely can’t fathom being this heartless and lacking in empathy

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@ToryWipeout

1 month

The cap is £200 less than last winter and pensions have risen £800 this year. Problem solved.

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1 year

There is not a world in which £125 is a fair price for a concert ticket

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1 year

mother earth 🫒

@feminterrupted

1 year

fuck most liked tweet what was your most hated tweet. a tweet that ppl bothered u about for DAYS & sent u threats over. i probably have like 30

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1 year

*looking for a steak pie *ask the waitress if their steak pie is a pie or a stew with a lid *she doesn’t understand *pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is pie and what is stew *they laugh and says its a good pie sir *buy a steak pie *its a stew with a lid

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2 years

1 YEAR SH FREE 🎉🎉 I won’t lie I didn’t see this day happening so soon. Aw man I am crying a lot but I’ve done it!!!

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1 year

@gh0stfacebae read this as landmine and was proper confused

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9 months

your boyfriend is taking pictures of his presents and showing them to roundthebend on twitter

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10 months

my best ever purchase quite possibly

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1 year

hands down

Simon of Romford

@PeopleOfUK

1 year

What's your favourite piece of graffiti? I don't know if mine still exists, but there used to be one saying "Lubię rosół". Which translates as "I like chicken noodle soup". How could you not?

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1 year

Alex Turner releasing a diss song to Homer’s wife: Now there Marge you bum

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11 months

telling women that they need to dress very conservatively and hide their bodies to avoid men from staring just perpetuates the idea that women are somehow responsible for the actions of men

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@destroynectar

11 months

dressing like this at a family function is insane 😭

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2 years

Mr Brightside gets the treatment Sex on Fire should get

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“you like your cake don’t you dylan?” what if I killed everyone in the office and myself

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11 months

Apart from being racist it’s also fucking daft. Like there’s not blue folk cutting about is there? Britain isn’t home to a gaggle of smurfs

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@JayMotty

11 months

“There ain’t no black in the Union Jack” Gutted. Never even realised. He’s proper done the black community there…🤦🏽‍♂️

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1 year

Ironic that Margot has seat K-9 for Oppenheimer because I’m the one barking like a dog

Barbie Movie

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1 year

Mission: Accepted!

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11 months

french radiohead be like i’m a crêpe

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2 years

howling ahahahhahaha

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11 months

Got kicked out of the restaurant for taking my trousers off. Like sorry I thought this was a bottomless brunch?

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3 months

just got the fright of my life

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1 year

she oompa on my loompa until i doopity doo

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2 years

I’ve not showered since last year 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

never going out again 😭😭

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9 months

will never get people buying 100 quid trainers for their babies. like don’t worry no cunt is gonna crep check your wean

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9 months

i’m sorry ms. jackson (wooo) i am pharrell

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4 months

“i hope you look after yourself emotionally and psychologically…. unless you’re a GAY”

𝕷𝖚𝖎 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@_LWinst14_

4 months

Goodnight 💙🌹 Remember, men's mental health is more important than "Pride month"

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1 year

To everyone getting their results today just know no level of academic achievement will ever make up for the fact that you’re English

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1 year

i’m being completely serious when i say this- why do the armed forces get a separate section

The72 - We Love the #EFL

@_The72

1 year

Sheffield Wednesday are charging students £44 for a ticket 🤯🤯

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@LukeMcCourt2 that’s a good one pal

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“The worst they can do is say no” Rejection is the worst thing that can happen to me and will ruin my life

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1 year

its giving

Taylor Swift 🪶statistics ⸆⸉

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1 year

The Sun is reporting that Taylor Swift and 1975’s Matt Healy are broke up .

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stevie nicks? whits she stealing lol

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2 years

Not to get all “mens mental health amirite” but its awful how little males suffering from eating disorders is talked about

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@Shuttsapalooza we need him up here, it must happen

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@cestnepa5 all the time but it makes me feel giddy all the same

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2 years

The first 20 minutes of the Easy Life gig were great, until he shotgunned 5 whiskies on stage and they had to call the gig off early, with him getting carried off stage

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2 years

A good haircut is like a good taxi ride- done in silence

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1 year

tw// sh this is still something even in the last days and weeks i’ve been fighting with so just beyond happy and proud of myself for getting to this point of being 2 years SH free

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2 years

Pubs in Edinburgh need to get over their obsession with not having Tennents on draught

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2 years

Yo eh Mr White I had a bad dream can i sleep with you tonight

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2 years

Me cradling my donner and chips at 4am that I’ve spilt on the ground

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1 year

your aunt trying desperately to not be offensive at the family dinner

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my fat ass thought this was a tortilla wrap

@RaveArchiveUK

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Find this in a pair of jeans in the back of your wardrobe, untouched since 1995.. What do you do with it ??

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i will stop smoking the day, nay the second, they stop making cigarettes taste so yummy

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1 year

@PJ_1888 sex

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english guy being introduced to a dominatrix

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7 months

i will genuinely judge you if you watch this and laugh

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@smn___67 True Geordie and Jordan Peterson suddenly becomes the best podcast episode of all time in comparison

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2 years

Me tuning into The Suite Life on Deck

Liverpool FC

@LFC

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YEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! CODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

deleted it too late pal

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1 year

what is it with football youtubers and being absolute wronguns

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Harry Styles when things aren’t the same as they once used to be

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1 year

Fight to protect the most vulnerable in society ❌ Put stickers on lampposts ✅

Communist Party ☭

@CPBritain

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The Gender Recognition Bill and Equality Law. Communist Party executive committee STATEMENT (March 2023)

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2 years

@HarryButch98_ Raging mate something similar happened to me the other week. Bought a toaster and the thing didn’t even come with bread!

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Henry F-H

@toryman1979

1 year

10 years ago today this ‘Iron Lady’ sadly passed away. Mrs Thatcher saved Britain. God bless her. 🇬🇧

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Queen has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @

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this cunt has the biggest main character syndrome i think i’ve seen

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i’m judging you right now pal. i’m pointing and laughing at you.

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1 year

Why was Blink 3 scared of Blink 1? Cos Blink-182

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1 year

Whenever I hear Irish people speak I can’t stop myself listening to them. I’m a craic addict

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2 years

anything else is a lie

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@OfficialVizeh

2 years

Let’s talk real shit What’s the GOAT cereal?

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@Gaz__K @riIeyswag i'm not sure if you are aware mate but thats a scotland flag

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1 year

imagine taking a post like this and making it about yourself

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@cliomcl the only cheating in my eyes is not doing it with a pint

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1 year

*Walk in to the restaurant* “Hey do you guys serve cunt here?” “Sorry sir we’ve ran out. He’s taken it all.” *Points to Yoda wearing a gucci tracksuit and 110s* “Giving mother I am”

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@leahsmithh7 fucking hell his body’s still warm

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sheep when it starts showering in the field

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what’s shocking about it? there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire

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this was shocking to me

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i’ve made it

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Not to get soppy on my bday, but the last year has been very rough, and there have been many times I thought I wouldn’t see this day. I wouldn’t have become an old cunt today without the pals I’ve made from here and I love every one of them to bits

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