Michael R. Carlson @phatcarlson Twitter profile

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Michael R. Carlson

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4 years

get ready to take a big puff of your stogie when you see where joe goes with this thought

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wow what a rager

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. @screenjunkies and @defymedia must do something about this and all other claims. We need to support everyone who's coming forward today.

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In 2020, the vast majority of performers found it strange to play for an audience of cars...but for one man, it was a dream come true.

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“Maclunkey.” Prediction: 25.7k Likes 15.2k RTs

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4 years

In July 2020, pandemic raging, what cause is the official Mcgruff Twitter account promoting? Let’s all say it at the same time ... COUNTERFEIT SHOES

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7 years

good thinking serkis, take out the competition and you're the only game in town

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Andy Serkis says shooting movies with live animals is "absurd" and "cruel"

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Michael R. Carlson

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2 years

I invented the phrase “mighty ikran.”

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2 years

the way @PodcastTheRide have shaped the culture

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7 years

@screenjunkies @defymedia and no one should be appear on the channel until action is taken

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Michael R. Carlson

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8 years

I know this says RT to help me but the truth is I need no help. #lastfighterstanding #moviefightslive

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7 years

I love going to movies! I get my popcorn, find my comfy seat, then spend 2 hours repeatedly asking myself: "DO I LIKE THIS? IS THIS GOOD?"

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Michael R. Carlson

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5 years

Today is our anniversary! I’m very grateful to have spent 9 years with this special gal. In this photo we were about to enjoy someone singing “Circle Of Life” at the Greek Theatre. Did we enjoy it? Of course we did. Love you @lindsaykatai

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4 years

when future historians study the COVID-19 outbreak I hope they come across this video where Arnold Schwarzenegger tells everyone not to go outside and then puts a donkey and a pony in a headlock

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Stay at home as much as possible. Listen to the experts, ignore the morons (foreheads). We will get through this together.

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Who I am: A man that buys a more expensive, special-edition Mr. Freeze toy because it comes with a headstone that allows the toy to mourn its dead wife.

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2 years

It is common knowledge that I invented calling the Avatar creature the Ikran “mighty.” Now James Cameron goes and showcases the word “mighty” in his trailer followed by a shot of the great beast. Coincidence? Please.

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

2 years

Q: What word does James Cameron owe @phatcarlson residuals for? A:

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5 years

Own physical media of the great films you love.

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Very proud that when you google the Avatar phrase “mighty Ikran,” I’m the first search result.

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2 years

Bob Chapek quickly green-lights a new Johnny Depp Pirates trilogy in last villainous act as CEO.

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5 years

im alone at epcot sitting second row at a baha men concert

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"With great power ... comes the ability to do whatever the fuck you want with it." - Dickish Uncle Ben in Zach Snyder's Spider-Man

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5 years

30 years ago, my mother and I took this @gloriaestefan song to another level.

Podcast: The Ride

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The world premiere of the 1989 music video featuring an "uncomfortable" @phatcarlson and his mom Marcy! Live from Disney MGM Studio. Thanks for the song @GloriaEstefan !

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6 years

Props to the @McDonalds employee who thought I wouldn’t notice them substituting a filet-o-fish patty for egg.

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4 years

whoa did everyone see the big news?

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5 years

If it turns out she’s baby Yoda’s mom, I want to remind everyone that I’ve been on this Yaddle shit for at least 7 years.

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Michael R. Carlson

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6 years

Top 3 Movie sequels I want to see: 1. Batman Returns 2 2. Batman Forever 2 3. Batman and Robin 2

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4 years

Wow this blew up! I would like to promote googling the Avatar phrase “The Mighty Ikran” because the top search results are all related to me.

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Michael R. Carlson

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5 years

If this tweet gets over 11 likes I will watch Drunk Parents (Broke Parents?) on this flight.

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Michael R. Carlson

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3 months

Tomorrow @PodcastTheRide is going to Orlando, reuniting with an old friend and entering something called the “Malltiverse.” Though basically it’s just us chatting about the theming of surf shops and coffee stores. Set sail for a weeks-long, daily audio adventure!!!

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Tomorrow: Clear your next three weeks.

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Michael R. Carlson

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5 years

REMEMBER: -Vincent Connare was 34 when he created the Comic Sans font! -Alfred Southwick was 61 when he had the idea for the electric chair! -Joe Eszterhas was 67 when he published his Mel Gibson tell-all book “Heaven and Mel.” Never 👏 Give 👏 Up 👏 on 👏 Your 👏Dreams 👏

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I’m a messy person. How messy? So messy that I’ve been driving around with a single strand of Taco Bell shredded cheese on my rear driver side door for an unknown amount of time.

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8 years

Saw #batmanvsuperman tonight. Much more excited about the DC ice cream universe than the cinematic one.

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2 years

Nice try Tom

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2 years

‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Cannes Premiere Gets 5-Minute Standing Ovation; Tom Cruise Receives Surprise Honorary Palme d’Or

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7 years

The average human spends 15% of their life trying to find the garbage can in a friend’s kitchen.

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4 years

Here’s a free headline for anyone writing a profile on John Krasinsky: “From Making Smug Faces To Directing Quiet Places.”

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7 years

I have no desire to ever get a tattoo. But if I did, it would be a full chest tattoo of Walt Disney shooting a gun.

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7 years

siri, show me the best photo of ringo starr holding a tiny ringo starr in his palm

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3 years

Does your lady need a holiday gift? I got 7 words for ya:

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9 years

Conservatives should hate Superman because he's an illegal alien who gets his strength from solar power.

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4 years

Bummed to not be at Comic Con for the first time in a decade. Thought I’d share a photo of one of the coolest things I’d ever seen there. July 19th, 2017-

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@phatcarlson

3 years

Thanks to McGruff for spreading awareness on a dangerously overlooked issue: buying counterfeit St. Patricks Day jewelry.

McGruff The Crime Dog®

@McGruffatNCPC

3 years

Don’t be duped by a counterfeiter trying to pass off fake #StPatricksDayJewelry as the real thing. This #StPatricksDay , #GoForReal with NCPC and @uspto .

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4 years

@rolopez42 @NBA @staceyjaswad Would you be a guest on @PodcastTheRide

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@phatcarlson

4 years

Evan is right @Michael_Eisner

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@EvanSusser

4 years

@Michael_Eisner Hi Michael, while everyone is staying inside you should do a call in interview with @PodcastTheRide . It’s a great podcast about theme parks and a conversation with you about Disneyland and world would be great to hear.

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When a mechanic is explaining what’s wrong with my car, I’ll say “right, right” in the middle of each of his sentences to indicate that I basically knew all that and I’m like, pretty smart about cars.

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5 years

IM IN VEGAS AND PITBULL JUST CAME ONSTAGE DURING THE CRISS ANGEL SHOW

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MCU - The Direct

@MCU_Direct

2 years

RUMOR: Kevin Feige reportedly wants AVENGERS: SECRET WARS to include "almost every major character from every major Marvel film" in an effort to make it bigger than ENDGAME! Full details:

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hell yes

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#GalaxysEdge

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8 years

read fred ottman's wrestling aliases out loud and try not to be delighted

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7 years

another hopeful LA actor gets headshots taken

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3 years

This day set events into motion that would bring patriotic clowns, farting dinosaurs and tequila husbands into @scottgairdner ’s life. Thank you #CONAN

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5 years

*Ahem* Mr. Scorsese sir, I’ve been up 48 hours straight ruminating on your remarks on The Marvel Cinematic Universe and sir, let me just say that I, a paying film-goer, would like to express something to you, an esteemed film director, something I feel very strongly... (1/ ♾)

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Michael R. Carlson

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7 years

am I a coastal elite? Uh, my chuck e. cheese has valet parking so you tell me

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Michael R. Carlson

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5 years

So I guess the cat’s outta the bag.... I’ve been hired to staff write on “Deuces Are Wild” the show loosely based on the general admission pit at the Aerosmith Las Vegas Residency. Thank you showrunner Kurt Sutter for taking a chance on me!

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5 years

We came to Orlando so Jason could scrub a goat.

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

5 years

You love to see it.

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5 years

twitter is horrible except for this account that posts pictures of country bears

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3 years

To incentivize Covid-19 immunizations, California will be awarding 1000 vaccinated individuals a Fearsome Flush action figure.

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Michael R. Carlson

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8 years

@screenjunkies @dickfundy @joestarr187 He's gonna be mad but I gotta post these 100% REAL texts @andysignore sent me

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Michael R. Carlson

@phatcarlson

6 years

One time I left a high school friend’s house, immediately realized I forgot my phone, went back to the door, rang the bell, and saw through the window that his dad was already pantsless watching TV. The bell sent him scrambling for his pants. It’s my most cherished memory.

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i now host a podcast about a man that owned a restaurant themed to his great grandfather’s wagon dealership. i am finally doing the content i was born to do

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

3 months

tarnation! got a barn burner of a Womphopper’s Dusty Trail podcast fer ya today! git ta listenin’ to audio from 1981 featurin’ Womphopper’s Cuckoo- bird owner C. L. Womphopper IV. Oh and a hearty thank u kindly to @marissagogo fer some reason

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just touchin' fingers with my bro

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5 years

Its official @ZackRyder , the public majority supports my “piss yellow” sweatshirt.

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@phatcarlson

5 years

Managed to land a big interview with the Grinch.

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

5 years

EXCLUSIVE: @phatcarlson interviews the Grinch at @UniStudios . Listen to today’s Grinchmas episode for more.

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4 years

Arrest the cops who killed #BreonnaTayor

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4 years

It’s true. All of it.

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i asked for the Gene Rayburn straw at Del Taco

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In 4th grade I forgot to do my coloring contest homework, so I quickly drew Garfield under my desk 1st prize Ruined my work ethic forever

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2 years

tried to buy a nice book to read to my daughter at bedtime

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1 year

My theme park podcast has done an emergency episode about yet another Warren Beatty Dick Tracy TV special that was made to keep Warren’s iron clad grip on the Tracy film and TV rights. You should listen then explain this to a stranger.

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

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We were lucky to have @evafay Zoom in to talk about when Tracy Zoomed in

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wish i loved anything as much as john favreau loves gathering some of his most famous friends for a spirited chat around a large round table

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4 years

Theme parks shouldn’t reopen until there’s a vaccine or effective drugs to combat Covid. That being said, if any media outlet wants to buy me one of these hazmat suits, I’d happyily cover opening day at Six Flags to see the Valencia teens adminster temperature checks.

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4 years

I love that 79-year-old Ringo Starr logs on here, does about 3 seconds of thinking, then tweets something like “living in an octopus’s garden would be nice right now. ✌️peace and love, ❤️give peace a chance❤️.”

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3 years

Christopher Robin had Winnie the Pooh. Little Michael Carlson had a mischievous fellow named “Scumbug.”

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4 years

Here’s the short version of the story. Fry’s in Anaheim has agreed to play a video @scottgairdner made in their store. The store is also closing forever in like 4 days. @PodcastTheRide will be at the store tomorrow at 1pm to celebrate. (The video not the store closing forever)

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

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🚨 🚨 🚨 ANAHEIM STORE IS GO!!! It’s official- from now thru Sunday, @scottgairdner is the face of the new 4K Anaheim @fryselectronics space launch. We’ll be there Saturday 1pm to celebrate. Blast off to Anaheim & say goodbye to the store that made Scott’s dreams come true! 🚀

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5 years

i would like to honor mickey mouse’s 90th birthday by wearing an all denim outfit covered in tiny faces that costs 248 dollars

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Michael R. Carlson

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4 years

Yes, @PodcastTheRide has bars (hip-hop slang meaning lyrics!) for one of the top cities in the entire world: Buena Park, California.

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

4 years

Buena Park is one of the greatest cities in the world, yet Jay-Z and Alicia Keys never did a song about it. We finally fixed this grave error.

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Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

3 years

Los Angeles Officials Confirm Movie Theaters Can Reopen On Monday

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Michael R. Carlson

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4 years

Due to reshoots, I am no longer playing a spunky Mule named Bram in the upcoming film “Dolittle.” Good news though! My new character is a headstrong box turtle named “Brandon.”

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@phatcarlson

2 years

Thanks for 5 great years of listening and supporting our theme park and theme park-adjacent podcasts! @PodcastTheRide

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

2 years

🎶 Don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall asleep, Cause I'd miss you babe, And I hope you had the time of your life… 🎶

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4 years

THIS is leadership. 🤙🤙🤙

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4 years

This is insane.

WDW News Today

@WDWNT

4 years

It's extremely crowded in here tonight...

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6 years

#michaelsclub

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6 years

Let's keep the #schmoedown Season 5 news coming. @phatcarlson will make his long awaited debut this season!

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5 years

I will have a DJ Rex in every room of my apartment.

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@Curlyxz

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@PodcastTheRide Biggest GE news of the night: a toy DJ Rex will be available for purchase and he plays music via Bluetooth!

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4 years

Hometown Buffet

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4 years

Amy Pascal has confirmed that Spider-Man 3 will have the word “HOME” in it. What will the title be so you think?

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before voting make sure you hear all the experts weigh in

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5 years

I’m cool with Scorsese as long as he doesn’t criticize my favorite movie of all time, the flawless Star Trek Generations.

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3 years

Donatello invented a car that was powered by shitting. “Leo, shit faster you have to catch up to Krang!”

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7 years

Trump at a rally: let's go dig up Jim Henson's grave! *audience roars* Your uncle at a BBQ: Jim Henson being unburied is good.

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8 years

Going through old drawings at my parents' house and apparently I invented weird Sonic mash-up art in 1995.

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4 years

Jason got me a bootleg Casamigos* t-shirt for Christmas. *Casamigos is a tequila created by George Clooney and Cindy Crawford’s husband Rande Gerber.

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

4 years

Yesterday wasn’t entirely a triumph

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i’m at six flags fright fest and all night i’ve been cowering behind some of valencia’s bravest teens

Podcast: The Ride

@PodcastTheRide

5 years

Haunted maze tip from @phatcarlson : Hide behind a group of brave teens. #FrightFest

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2 years

indiana jones and the curse of the tiny head

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Michael R. Carlson

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6 years

Hey @ZackRyder Disney Store has some pretty sweet plush.

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Michael R. Carlson

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7 years

What am I using in this photo? A. A portable USB fan. B. A tiny pink dildo.

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Michael R. Carlson

@phatcarlson

4 years

Can finally announce! I've been cast as "Gold's Gym Trainer" on the new show “Don Jon Returns,” a sequel series to Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s “Don Jon,” the movie about the man who loves porno. Thanks to showrunner Jeff Franklin and the hot new streamer, TCBY Frozen Yogurt Digital!

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support local businesses

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I can finally announce...I’ve been tapped by the Dove TV network to adapt the Matchbox 20 album “Mad Season” into a 12 part maxi series. Super pysched to tell the story of Miles “Mad”Season and his trials and tribulations. Thank you producer Frank Marshall for this opportunity!

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I was just made aware of a company called The Bradford Exchange that sells weird toys and ceramic collectibles so I’m gonna start a thread of the strangest stuff they sell. Kicking it off... “Annabelle's Hugs" Lifelike Baby Monkey Doll !

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4 years

@MayorOfLA He was saying what he believes. Fire him then resign.

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