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@perversehomage

10 months

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10 months

@boygrrI no I think he enjoys it quite a bit actually

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@Anti_xygen finding guns in or along rivers isn't unusual, it's one of the more common items you find while magnet fishing

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@numetal_moment does his shirt say i fuck sheep

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2 years

@reddit_lies I come from an extremely religious and extremely conservative family (I was homeschooled and my textbooks taught that the earth is 6000 years old and that evolution is false for reference lol), and I can relate to this post heavily. nothing really wrong with it

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@HRTFRG I read this tweet and not even 5 minutes later a cop walked into my gas station and bought two

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2 years

@jasonintrator @gayest_tone @AspLovePolitics @only_hens "i've been to dinner with war criminals" is just a really bizarre way of bragging about being upper class lmao

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1 year

@chillextremist he looks like he became a cult leader

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@perversehomage

2 years

idc if you pass I jus wanna make out with u femalebrainedly

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1 year

unsuccessful attempts r so gender affirming 💪

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9 months

having to transition in sight of others is so fucking humiliating I wish I could lock myself in a chamber and emerge in like 3 years

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@perversehomage

1 year

dms are open to any bitches who are chaser-esque in nature

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@perversehomage

2 years

trans girls will say "boymoding" and then deadass possess hips like this it's so funny

🐶🩸Page🩸🐶

@Vampuppy_Page

2 years

Boymoding

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2 years

@PresidentToguro Soulja Boy is the first rapper to listen to Obituary

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@perversehomage

7 months

they said I'd never have drip...

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@perversehomage

11 months

i think instead of a job i should get paid to bake cookies in slutty outfits and accidentally bump my ass on the kitchen counter when i'm taking them out of the oven so it jiggles a little bit

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@perversehomage

8 months

"trans girls shouldn't have facial hair" bitches after getting spooned by a girl with stubble

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@perversehomage

5 months

when a fakegooncel says something so pornphobic you gotta hit him with that gooner stare

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7 months

boys when they're bored

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@perversehomage

1 year

@Helenarth @tallntran @punished_cait Michelin used to publish city guides as a method of promoting road trips and thus tire usage so people would buy more tires and those included the restaurant star system

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@perversehomage

1 year

5'8 is the perfect height for a girl

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@perversehomage

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@vagabondfujo I don't even know what this picture is, you posted it a long time ago and I saved it for some reason I don't recall, then I set it as my pfp when I remade my Twitter account because I didn't want to bother to go download the Mamaleek album cover I usually use

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@perversehomage

6 months

this might be my all time worst drip

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ok bro

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why does my husband moan like a girl. is it retarded

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2 years

@puppyboyfren AI generated trans twitter hit tweet

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@perversehomage

9 months

august voted most masculine Minnesota resident with biggest ass forehead for the first year in a row

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@perversehomage

2 years

@puppyboyfren being on queer Twitter ramped up my body image issues pretty badly, I'm 5'6 160 lbs which is perfectly acceptable but I feel like I'm way too fat by the standards of people here. I can only imagine how it makes chubbier people feel

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@perversehomage

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jerking off is ok i guess. i wish there was a way to 2 hour passionate make out session with tongue and moaning yourself

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@perversehomage

1 year

we ain't "she's cringe but she's my mutual"ing our way out of this one

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@perversehomage

1 year

promoting the fact you hired a dude who has experience producing covert equipment designed to spy on you to the consumer base of the raspberry pi is such a baffling misunderstanding of your target audience that it has to be intentional to some extent right

Raspberry Pi

@Raspberry_Pi

1 year

We hired a policeman and it's going really great. Meet our Maker in Residence, @TobyRobertsPi .

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@perversehomage

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Naomi Kanakia

@NaomiKanakia

2 months

If you've gone through male puberty, it is an immensely complicated technical enterprise to successfully transition. I'm not talking about passing--I'm talking about just to be seen as a woman at all. And during the time you're undertaking that, you're going to fail a lot.

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@perversehomage

1 year

if u made a list of the top 5 homies who check up on me the most 4 of them would be debt collectors who call me every day

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@perversehomage

11 months

through the power of AI Spotify has generated my very own hikikomori femcel gay sex playlist

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1 year

girlcum drink taste test

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average nazi black metal enjoyer

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ily

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2 years

I'm going epic style on the glit (girl clit(penis))

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1 year

dysphoria be ljke

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1 year

this shit is so fucking goofy man. "I wish reactionary men would date trans girls haha" "trans girls would be white supremacists if they didn't transition haha" this is not normal. please critically evaluate what these statements say about u as a person

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@perversehomage

9 months

is this anything

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thought it was over but remembered I have gorgeous hair, one shot worth of Grey Goose and half a pack of Newport menthol 100s. time to hit the town

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@perversehomage

2 months

Birth of a Nation for twitter hussytussys

No Context Envy/Desire

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@perversehomage

2 years

I'm horny for boys as an abstract concept when I actually see a boy in real life I say Erm What The Scallop ???

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I don't think they're doing anything morally objectionable I just think this whole lot are cringy posers and I don't want to see them on my tl anymore

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@dedgrl

2 months

let’s see how upset twitter gets at this one

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@SkinnyTuna dream theater implants sleeper codes into their music that makes it repulsive to anyone who is not a virgin

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1 year

alright brain. cook me up a banger for the twitter dot com 'killyourselfkillyourselfkillyourselfkillyourselfkillyourselfkillyourself Is Your Urethra An Innie Or An Outtie killyourselfkillyourselfkillyo' thanks bud. I knew I could count on you.

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@perversehomage

1 year

what sloppy gay make out session (with tongue) opinion will have you like this

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4 months

real. silly. CYBERGRIUND!!!!!!

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@perversehomage

10 months

if you have a favorite porn star i'm killing you big boulder style immediately

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10 months

thinking about the time my ex told me who his fav pornstar was and she looked nothing like me

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must have amnesia they forgot I was them/its

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self care

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2 years

all trans girls have a favorite pet name, if you know it you wield a great power over them because you can make her melt and squirm whenever you want. use it wisely

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@perversehomage

1 year

if you watch cishet man porn like bang bros and shit I think less of you as a person

thunder/clippers/nuggets/celtics #BringBackRuss

@chrlsoIave

1 year

What porn opinion will have you like this

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yall notice how in all of these anti brainworm memes the trans women being brainwormed are always, without fail, portrayed as perfectly passing, which is not only unrealistic to the point of delusion but also reinforces the principles that fuel their brainworms to begin with

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how some of you mfs sound

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@perversehomage

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tboy in missionary got me processing long repressed sexual trauma

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like sorry but bragging about how many crimes you commit and posting pictures of all your guns and drugs from your nice big apartment and your Tesla only works on people who are even more naïve than you

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@perversehomage

11 months

girls with bags under their eyes have them because their angelic halo shines so bright it damages their skin

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@perversehomage

1 year

no matter how far I get into transition I will always be clocked because I refuse to stop bro nodding at men I pass on the street

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2 years

you can tell my trans oomfies are real women because I can't wait to get back on the job site on Monday morning to get away from them

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@perversehomage

2 years

professional bag fumbler

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1 year

living as non-cispassing is essential to trans experience imo, which is why I would criticize a theyfab who claims trans experience in most cases. also we all know "all these afab detrans people" are a tiny handful of pickme grifters lol

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im a work of art :3

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11 months

it wasn't even scientists filming, that footage was taken by just some guy operating a ROV for Shell searching for building materials they accidentally dropped off the side of a rig

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@perversehomage

2 years

sneezed too hard now my tits hurt

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@perversehomage

10 months

the homeless woman who called me "her. him. whatever." >>> any liberal ally

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1 year

sh scars healed enough that I don't have to wear a hoodie to work every day can I get a W

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@perversehomage

4 months

THAT'S OOMF ‼️‼️

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1 year

@SkinnyTuna hey boss I need 6 weeks paid tranny leave

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10 months

im being perceived. this is unsettling

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finally got the money to return to my old hair care routine..... my beautiful angel halo is back........

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@perversehomage

1 year

@kkrocketz that one innocuous post really made them seethe so bad that they just started posting their real opinions like that one girl who screenshotted ur tweet and called trans men trenders lol

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@perversehomage

1 year

they should have free public executions for girls imo

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@perversehomage

2 years

@TownsUsa what a dapper lad

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@perversehomage

3 months

this entire discourse is missing the nuance that many queer people are sexually attracted to cis men but would never fuck one for practical reasons. there is literally no possible sex that is good enough for me to take on the risk of interacting sexually with a cis man

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my other take about “anyone but cis men” is that i just dont believe you lol.

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1 year

looking through the qrts of this post is so funny because you can pinpoint the exact millisecond it left it's twitterbrained babytran target audience

woof

@SPRWIFE

1 year

i hate seeing stereotypical big boobied trans women ocs ALL the time so im just gonna remind you that this is cool too

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2 years

good news fujoomfies

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@perversehomage

9 months

when I'm finished with that twink they'll have to try me before a war crimes tribunal

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@perversehomage

10 months

shoutout salon quality products my hair could give people snowblindness

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@perversehomage

2 years

my gender is the one where all sex i have is gay regardless of gender

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@perversehomage

9 months

solo poly is when u jerk off with both hands

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i wouldnt even need 2 get bitches no more. i dont wanna get my shit sucked on lowkey. i dont wanna put my thingy in there on the down low

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@perversehomage

10 days

jerking off is ok i guess. i wish there was a way to 2 hour passionate make out session with tongue and moaning yourself

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@perversehomage

1 year

you know how incels think women do nothing but post on instagram and shoe shop because they never interact with women due to their terminal onlineness and derive their understanding of them from pop culture depictions? this is the same thing but for lesbians towards het people

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@perversehomage

11 months

mogs me

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I feel like Steven Wallace

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@perversehomage

1 year

I'm am 21 now

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@perversehomage

9 months

my dysphoria is getting worse and worse and worse as my transition goes on and if I don't delete this app soon I'm scared I'll become a brainwormposter. I don't even have any desire to pass as a woman why is this happening to me

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@perversehomage

10 months

I have several beloved oomfs exactly like this