"War Never Changes" the motto of the Fallout franchise should instead be "Nothing Ever Happens" because all the progress made by any given faction is set back to square one at some point instead of Bethesda actually attempting to create an interesting rebuilt lore heavy world 1/4
I seriously believe profile pictures are a glimpse into the depths of your soul. Like yes. 50 year old Steve is literally clone trooper with back the blue flag plastered on his helmet. 19 year old Noel is literally Madoka flipping the bird and chugging vodka.
Ah yes. Mom, dad, this is my new girlfriend. (Gestures to room-sized computer filled with machinery, giant vacuum tubes, wires, screens, and complex pipe systems). She tortures me when I make her upset and artificially massages my dopamine receptors when I please her
AVERAGE TRANS WOMAN:
ex-partner 1 and 6: hello i am friend (waves)
ex-partner 2,3,4,5: the evil killer, has mind control powers, smokes heroin and is a pedophile millionaire
Everytime I blow another load into my robot gf's disk tray her loading speeds plummet and her fan starts whirring harder but she tells me to keep going. Do I have to update her OS?
Semetary: aughhhh im the wrist slicer killer chainsaw.. guy
RYM guy: hah.... that is not real music .... this is....
Blade ecco lean boy: i like dressing up like a girl with my friends ^_^ and gettingg beat up and snorting coke
The Progress of Shady Sands/NCR, the Followers of The Apocalypse, and everyone else on the West Coast is completely demolished in New Vegas (depending on the ending) and finalized in the Fallout TV Series. The Brotherhood of Steel remains basically the same due to 2/4
Truly, the life of the average Wastelander and Raider reigns supreme. Nothing ever happens. It will be like this forever, regardless of your intentions. 3/4
every leader having extremely different ideas about how to run the faction. The Children of Atom do nothing. The Capitol Wasteland in 3 is confirmed to also be in ruins again due to some Creation Club content in 4. And now the Strip is confirmed to be just a pile of rubble. 3/4
Big Transbian wants you to date three extremely unstable women and live together and then have your relationship fall apart and send yoy into homelessness
Leg broken and laceration to my head, i got ran over by a car doing over 20, i don't have insurance, i was supposed to sign up this week ironically. I'll get to dms when i can. Sorry, overwhelmed. If you could send funds to spare my way at $ophanimfujo or (vฤnmรธ) rayne_clouds
Skill gap > age gap. I need to problematically apprentice a mage much lower level than I. She can't even summon fire yet, while I can fully shapeshift, voice/clothes and all. I'm getting canceled on Spell Twitter for this.
We should send this girl to the mines for 12 hours no benefits and 3 dollars an hour with tips (there are no customers so effectively no tip) and all shifts are at night also her commute is 2 hours long each way
30 year old trans woman: I'm 30 years old... I'm such a grandma. It's over. My life is over.... oughhhhh I should die
The zombies from plants vs. zombies but gay and weird: we are coming to touch you..... we are freaky....,,
This pisses me off. No Binding Of Isaac? No Postal 2? No Corpse Party? LISA The Painful? You're no loser. You're hardly even seedy or dark. Get out of here
What if this was like a weeping angel but when it caught up to you, instead of jumpscaring you and killing you, it did gay shit to you like play with your butt and suck your dick
P6 wishlist:
-No personas
-All the main characters are adults
-They work at a fast food establishment
-There is a rival fast food establishment attempting to steal the formula to their most popular item
-Takes place underwater
-The villian is small and green
This is bad, actually. Support hinged on whether or not we are aesthetically pleasing/attractive is not support, it's a handshake with hitler. Do not trust it and do not support it.
When you and your friend are high as fuck and they're in philosophical and thoughtful mode and you just want to play video games or make out or something
seattle transfemmes: uwu >////< I'm so puppygirl !!!!! woof :3 *does ketamine*
NYC transfemmes: we are advancing the cause of xenofeminism. we are becoming smarter and faster than the humans of the past. we are more political than God. we must accelerate *does ketamine*