Ernest Penfold @penfoldsfiv Twitter profile

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Ernest Penfold

7 months

hi, I am a liberal. I think the way to persuade Biden to do a thing is to always pledge your unconditional support for him, no matter whether or not he actually will ever do the thing. i am truly a serious thinker.

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Ernest Penfold

@penfoldsfiv

2 years

still one of the most evergreen tweets of all time

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If you are anti-Israel, you are also anti-American! Simple as that.

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wow! i want this on a shirt! for the love of god, somebody please put this on a shirt!

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1 year

the onion remains undefeated

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On our updated Transgender Topical Guide: trans-exclusionary radical feminist. We recommend avoiding the vague and politicized term to describe cisgender women or others who object to the inclusion of transgender women in women's spaces.

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2 years

@ChrisWarcraft wow can’t believe the real Elon actually posted this! hope it stays up, cause comedy is legal now!!

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2 years

@JoshFeibus Hunter S. Thompson wrote this a week after 9/11 and boy did he nail it.

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3 months

oh uh, mr boogie, there is just one more thing. you said that you were tired of video games shaming white men. these nice people came to your mentions because they wanted to know which games you were talking about, but you didn’t give a single example. is there a reason for that?

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@JUNlPER literally every single time

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6 months

it’s wild how people with brains this broken are somehow still able to post.

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@NPR

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8 months

Soon

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1 year

@bigjables @crippled_giraff posting keywords like these will summon the t-shirt bots which , while they've always been a thing, are running especially rampant right now. these bots like stealing peoples content and profiting off of it. by doing this, i'm hoping they get into some hot water here!

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1 year

lmao

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4 years

@kendallybrown calling it now: the rapist is on the NPD

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1 year

another one!

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5 months

*lionel hutz voice* still got it.

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3 years

@JoshuaPotash *in a very conservative voice* “yeah well on March 27, 1994, she forgot to rewind a videotape before returning it to blockbuster. she was no angel. she’s not a hero. she’s actually a career criminal. think about that before you defend her you wokescolds.”

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@DreamLeaf5 the cycle remains unbroken

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2 years

@JSSollace @theabigailbeck yeah, this tracks. right wingers like claiming "everyone secretly agrees with me, they're just saying they disagree because they don't want to get cancelled" it's maddening.

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2 years

@erikmbaker remember when conservatives insisted that everyone who thought covid was real was suffering from “mass formation psychosis”? yeah, turns out that was all projection. they’re literally exhibiting that right now.

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@TakesAppalling every time

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2 years

@tmsilverman you lost to a 10 year old

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@PopBase

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2 years

@BiblicalAnarchy lol this is literally the opposite of reality. ah, Libertarian in bio. that explains it.

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@ABC7NY *guy gets stabbed to death* weird british women: CALLING THE KILLER A WOMAN IS OFFENSIVE!!!!!

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2 years

@NickTagliaferro an absolute banger

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1 year

omg i got one

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@JUNlPER the cycle never ends

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2 years

@pineappleheave we used to be a country. a proper country

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11 months

POV: you’re about to see the shittiest memes on the internet

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1 year

and now we wait.....

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2 years

@timsfunhouse @gayest_tone

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@punishedgarage >Be more like Hamilton

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3 years

@FabSocialist i’m not shocked that Jimmy Fallon is this way

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2 years

@TheRightCant when you nut and she keep suckin'

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4 years

@mtthwdnls @mumblecomic hey what about this unrelated thing? answer my question about this unrelated thing or you’re evil.

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5 months

dawg you literally made out with a statue of Reagan, you’re not allowed to have an opinion!

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5 months

because isreal is fighting for liberalism, progress and anti-terrorism while Russia is fighting for tyranny and terrorism. hope this helps

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2 years

@AJDelgado13 @elonmusk same energy

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@ALI_RA289 @StyledApe @ElijahSchaffer “uhm you’re doing a heckin ad hominem”

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2 years

@jacobin She's not socialist?? Wow. I didn't know that. I just-you're telling me now for the first time.

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1 year

the counter for "Number of days since a transphobic account outs himself as a pedophile" has reset to 0.

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1 year

damn this blew up! anyway if you got a bluesky invite i'll take one, because this site is clearly bursting at the seams here!

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2 years

@DavidADC “i’m so silenced, the woke mob has cancelled me” I say, as I open another check in my mansion that has it’s own wikipedia page

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10 months

@HeheWaitWhut pretty wild how it’s on us to capitulate to conservatives and never the other way around.

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3 years

@butsh_feygele job descriptions are like: for this entry-level job we need you to have 5 years of experience, a master’s degree, knowledge in all these things you’ll never actually use, and we pay 10 bucks an hour.

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2 years

@bungarsargon oh hey, look at who you work for

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@Newbornstranger people keep insisting that Joe Rogan is alive and that just goes to show you how many people will just accept Narratives from The Mainstream without question!

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@keithedwards "uh that island was photobombing me!"

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@NBCNews a slap in the face to the working class. just wild how the rich always get a bailout when things go sour.

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2 years

@lhfang

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@BreakingNews Biden Supporters: “masterful gambit, sir!"

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2 years

@ateenyalien wow she killed all those people????? how is she not in jail??

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3 years

@EoinHiggins_ Bezos really isn't sending his best. you would think with his wealth he could afford better shills.

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@Jawn_Hancock they’re the champions at missing the point

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5 months

sir, Eve Fartlow has opened her replies on twitter

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@JUNlPER the absolute state of the right

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3 years

@GRIFTSH0P libs desperately need this reminder

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@BudrykZack POV: you just asked the British Journalists why they hate Meghan Markle so much

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@Telegraph this has to be a cumtown bit

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@benshapiro you’ve never had a real job

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@saitomri did covid write this tweet?

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@glow_smokey @chribbyy it’s worse, they actually celebrated when that 17 year old trumper killed two people.

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@PapaFazuul concerning!

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@bennyjohnson hey Benny, do you think the animals in the movie “Babe” actually talk?

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3 months

pretty fucking wild how this tweet where Dan Schneider was blatantly asking for feet pics is still up.

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SAM & CAT TOMORROW! Write on the bottom of ur foot, take a pic and use #SAMandCATSaturday we'll RT and follow until our fingers get sore!

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@princessmom122 the neerabros were being really toxic! maybe if she condemned them she wouldn’t be in such a predicament!

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@1littleBIGMOUTH “oh you like Palestine??? name three of their albums!”

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@IndieWire reminder that three of his accusers have died under mysterious circumstances.

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@Codie_Sanchez

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@realDonaldTrump it was your idea

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@NotABigJerk @tmsilverman apparently placing in 20th and losing to elementary school kids is misogyny and all trans peoples fault.

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@LeadheadYT > Street Slang same energy

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@jbarro hey how did you get in to Harvard?

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@lawfulspice this one was wild

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@ksorbs are you just making tweets using the predictive text feature now?

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@krystalwolfy i’ve combined the two images into one for ease of spreading around

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@JUNlPER the cycle never ends

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@CTVMontreal how did those people in Gaza die?

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@vonbitty

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@Jawn_Hancock “mixture” doing a lot of heavy lifting here

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@MNateShyamalan i already know without looking what the mentions look like

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@davidaxelrod

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@polishXcellence all those bluechecks in that thread would be entertained by jingling keys

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@OxanaShevel

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@MeelzTV sometimes shit gets disturbing

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@Sargon_of_Akkad uh oh

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@nypost Hillary Clinton go away challenge (impossible)

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@nangngzruk damn, they've wisened up

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@Pale_0ntologist @jk_rowling as a proud midwestern-american: JK Rowling is obsessively transphobic, and gives aid and comfort to those who want trans people dead.

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@besf0rt we have an epidemic of stockholm syndrome in this country

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