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2 years

Justin Fields can’t throw. A thread:

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Santa Deniers when you ask them what The Santa Tracker is tracking if it’s not Santa:

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BREAKING NEWS: Tracking Center has CONFIRMED that #Santa has LEFT the North Pole! Stay tuned for his projected route.

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We, as a society, need to stop interacting with Big Game Boomer

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Demaryius Thomas and Emmanuel Sanders in Denver were legit one of my earliest football memories. Emmanuel Sanders isn’t even out of the league yet and Demaryius Thomas isn’t even be with us? This is just not right.

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Pete Alonso after beating someone with cancer in the finals

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Milwaukee fr just lets Chicago take over the city man this is crazy

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We runnin this bitxh lmao

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LMFAO this Rockies fan thing is literally a Yanny or Laurel situation with way higher stakes

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Yes Fields needs to be better at not taking sacks and being a better processor as a passer, but “he can’t throw!” is… not a good take.

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Aggressively making no trades 🔥🔥

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Ryan Pace to @WBBMNewsradio : #Bears will have an 'aggressive mindset' to improve through Tuesday's NFL trade deadline. via @CEmma670

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Ryan Poles filling out the Davante Adams paperwork on March 18th:

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They put in a damn ref and not Devin God Damn Hester I’m so sick

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I cannot imagine going into my team’s first home playoff game in 13 years, and being even remotely concerned about whether John Cusack is truly a Sox fan or not dude.

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BREAKING: @barstoolwsd just confronted actor John Cusack to tell him he’s not allowed to cheer for the White Sox

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@rycub80 Do you know your likes on twitter are public?

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Cam Akers gonna be commentating an 11 AM Syracuse-Boston College game on ESPN2 in two years

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@NotCease No he could not

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Man Missouri was so scared of kansas that they opted to play a better team, in a better city, at a better time. That’s so crazy.

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OH MY GOD IM ACTUALLY VERIFIED

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@breaking_frames

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They just won the World Series and without a GM replaced Yuli Gurriel with Jose Abreu good lord that organization is stacked

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Padres went from “on the verge of acquiring Scherzer,” to signing Jake Arrieta for rotation help. AJ Preller is not good.

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Patrick Mahomes spun, reversed and with a light instrumental added to this video really changed the way I view his throwing motion

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Michael Penix Jr. as a righty will completely change how you view his throwing motion 🤯

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Jordan Love did absolutely nothing spectacular and that is far and away the second most frustrating thing. Did absolutely nothing to earn it and the Bears still absolutely fell over themselves.

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There are real people that go out in 99 degree weather and think “Wow this is so much better than snow.”

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Aaron Rodgers is gonna take out so much aggression on us next week lol it’s gonna get bad

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That release is silky now man he put in a lot of work and it’s paying off

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Justin Fields and Quaterbacks Coach Andrew Janocko putting in work.

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Daniel Jones ball security instructor

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This hit me like a Mack truck.

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We have released Eddie Jackson and Cody Whitehair.

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Wonder why this is open!

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I think people often forget we have Clint Frazier on our team. When healthy he’s a 40+ home run guy and 100% on the same level as Acuña, Tatis, Soto.

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ALL THREE OF THESE PLAYS HAPPENED IN ONE SEASON LMAOOOO

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I will say for Poles, if he’s offering like 16-19 and Roquan isn’t even budging, that’s not really on Poles.

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The Spectator Index

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JUST IN: President Trump is set to win North Carolina

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NO WAY YALL ARE ACTUALLY FALLING FOR MLB INSIDER MIKE HAWK RN

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By transitive property the Bears are about to be Super Bowl champs

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What a league.

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Lmfao that Jalen Rose apology to open halftime couldn’t have caught me more off guard

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Hey wide receiver truthers, take a look at this! #DaBears #BearDown #TakeOLineatThirtyNine

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No fanbase deserves an absolutely unmitigated disaster of a team as much as the folks in Green Bay

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Alright yea Judge is chills

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Bears didn’t even bring Mike McDaniel in for an interview.

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Sources tell KCOU the Cubs have shopped Jake Arrieta but only received hearty laughs back on the other end.

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“Yo how does it feel to lose the Olympics?” Me:

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Matt Nagy is 5-1 vs Minnesota LMFAO

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Sleeping well knowing Matt Nagy has a job in Chicago

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Fluke Voit: “Hey Anthony Rizzo. Can I play sometimes too?” Anthony Rizzo: “Ratio.” 🤣🤣🤣

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The winner of the Will Smith-Jake Odorizzi trade was the Mets

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If Jim Harbaugh is the next bears head coach, the OC hire better be out of this world

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Surreal that this actually worked

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What’s your Greatest Successful Hate Watch ever?!

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Under-the-radar free agent Kris Bryant

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Fans called in with players the Yankees should be targeting that there has not already been rumors about! Can you see the Yankees actually acquiring any of these guys this offseason?

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Like they lost Correa and just immediately got this production from someone that has 30 career triple A games dude. They’re never gonna be bad.

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Who needs Cole? @astrosCTH

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THEY JUST RAN TWO STICK ROUTES RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER

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Matt Ryan will literally never be able to escape ridicule for 28-3, but Herbert can blow a 27-0 lead and have people doing this I’m genuinely stunned.

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The bad QB and great wide receiver Or The great QB and really good receiver Boy that’s a tough one!

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Justin Fields & Marvin Harrison Jr. OR Caleb Williams & Rome Odunze Which duo are you taking? 🤔

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Our 7th round pick just recovered a touchdown

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“The most passes Justin Fields threw on an opening drive last year was 3.” What was Nagy cooking man?

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Attempting to ruin a man’s livelihood because his son doesn’t play for my favorite football team anymore is a level I don’t even think I could reach.

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Y’all savage 💀💀 Deserved. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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ARE WE SERIOUS DUDE??

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The NFL is blatantly rigging a Packers super bowl run for the “One last dance” for Rodgers like this is actually pathetic.

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I mean if Flus grabs Bill Callahan for the O-Lime and completes the Getsy-Pep tandem for Fields, I’m genuinely expecting a massive breakout next year.

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@wojespn The whole city?

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Nearly 4 million Americans have been out of work for at least six months

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Even Marvin Harrison Jr. can’t escape prospect fatigue this is insane

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I agree. Hopefully next time he ignores the open end zone throws and forces a ball into double coverage. That’s when I’ll be impressed.

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I've always said Justin Fields may be good someday. But these are all clips of him hitting wide open receivers on relatively basic passes. Nice throws? Sure. Silencing critics? Not yet. Stats don't tell the whole story.

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@breaking_frames

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Yea this might wind up being the most important throw in program history lol

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For some context on the $12 million to Missouri's Tiger Fund: The top-level NIL collectives spend roughly $8 to $12 million on payroll for their football roster.

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For those that are lucky enough to have not seen it

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Me the second NCAA25 is finished downloading

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Anthony Miller gonna tweet something like “Ain’t no endings, only new beginnings 😈💯💯”

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@ChicagoBears Can you stop being weird and sign OBJ?

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I don’t want a new quarterback I just want Fields to be good

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The Braxton Jones experiment is over as far as I’m concerned He’s a backup or swing Nothing more LT should undoubtedly be a top priority no matter who the QB is #Bears

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Braxton Jones is one of PFF’s top pass-blocking offensive tackles, and he’s only allowed 1 sack on 603 snaps. I don’t think he gets enough credit. He quickly jumped from the FCS level into being a solid starting LT for the #Bears . The OL was much worse when he was hurt, too.

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Here’s a fun question: who has more career receiving yards? Taquan Mizzell (Bears 4th string RB in 2018) Or Jameson Williams (Lions first round pick 2022)

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not mine but

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Today is probably the last game Willson Contreras and Ian Happ will be Cubs

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“Kieboom deep to left… KieBOOM.” Please dismantle the Nats booth.

MLB HR Videos

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Carter Kieboom - Washington Nationals (2)

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I know for sure I’m way too addicted to sports because I deadass had a full on dream last night that Justin Fields absolutely diced up the Vikings on Sunday Night Football

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There is absolutely no way you can convince anyone that Deshaun’s first game back being against Houston was just a coincidence. Thats so gross.

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