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@fuckchrisilitch

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who actually likes tatum outside of celtics fans
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"Humbly, I'm one of the best basketball players in the world.” - Jayson Tatum. 🗣️
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mcdaniel when achane and mostert can’t rip off 80 yard runs
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i’m done
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dude replied with perfect coverage im weak
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DJ Moore Stan (1-1)
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@_YoungTruth7 I’m sure you will
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@DJMooreStan2 kinda? he was stride for stride with him and herbert made an unreal throw, if caleb does that i’ll just tip my hat
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jaylon johnson locking up tom kennedy 🔥
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Gonna need you to lock this BUM up next season @NBAxJay1 with this kind of disrespect…
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“not top 3 in his class” “reminds me of bron”
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mike williams and tyron smith playing at metlife
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if you weren’t with us for 17 wins don’t be there for 27
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NBA on ESPN
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Big things on the horizon for the young Pistons? 🤔 📈
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what happened to them man
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14-7 with mahomes getting the ball at half
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kyle mccord and drew allar after college
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@_reallyHIM_ cade is still on his rookie deal
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top 5 pick and dj moore for a midget qb
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why is this getting likes
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people like this really exist lmaoo
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fans of 1 seeds who are 10 point favorites doing scared gimmick
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nfl twitter when a receiver who put up 119/1515/10 makes first team but isn’t a diva or griddies
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everyone on the TL becomes a lions expert tomorrow
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not mine but
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someone needs to make that “how to be a fan of player” with fields
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iced the game we aren’t moved…
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Throwback to the national championship when JJimmy put on a masterclass 32 perfectly executed handoffs 👀 8 YPC on those handoffs 🔥 4 runs of his own 😳 4 amazing TD celebrations after handing the ball off 🐐❓ Primetime performer 👍
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brandon miller will peak higher than chet if that’s not obvious to anyone
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still hilarious they thought it was over for us after the scandal came to light and all we did was squeeze the life outta them slowly for 60 minutes
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My college football team was better than your college football team
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talent always prevails
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might have to put sumn on the grill
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Detroit Lions
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Happy birthday @bigsgjamo ! 🥳
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what’s that word the young kids use these days
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kyle mccord and quinn ewers
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@ClappedDan no one cares about this but you
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WE DRAFTED A FUCKING GAMBLING ADDICT
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shit is crazy he didn’t even get the chance to live out his lifelong dream that’s sad asf to think about
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@jalenreagors epa/play in the humongous 2024 like it’s not a team stat
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acting like the bears just won a sb i can’t stop laughing man
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Jaquan Brisker can’t believe he finally beat a divisional rival
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@LAND0KiDD acting like cade wouldn’t be winning if he was on the magic
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@deanondraft @ChrisBakerNBA no one agrees with this
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@nudyyland this meme got ruined
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Devonta scores there too except he beats the CB, not the linebacker
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texans will fuller
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hutch had 6 pressures against a tackle who was cheating i’m crying
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EPA is worse than PFF grades
@KurtBenkert
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But what the hell do I know
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dunking on them is fun but acting like they were the only team that passed on him is a little disingenuous lol
@outsidethenest_
Way Outside The Nest Podcast
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Bears GM passing on future HOF Jalen Carter for a 4th round draft pick.
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@ProjectStrider nimmo is a good guy
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watching highlights getting called film breakdown lmaoo
@Pocket_Presence
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Jayden Daniels Film Breakdown 🎥 QB1. Him. 🚀 | @KurtBenkert
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@4MissedFTs one game sample size 🤣🤣
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eagles fans pessimism gimmick finally caught up to them
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@4MissedFTs franz is the most valuable player on the magic
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you dickride the cowboys more than your own team
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Someone paid real money to announce to the world they can’t think critically
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LeBron gettn blamed while Ad 1/6 im done with these kobetards
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@ClappedDan comparing sewell to brian o’neill and gibbs to mattison don’t make me laugh
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week 1 and the funniest image of the nfl season has already dropped
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@hawksucklol he’s acting like he came out i’m cryin
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we’re in a super bowl window drop this gimmick i beg
@wyche89
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"We got to find the right guys for us," Lions Coach Dan Campbell explains why Detroit might pass on talented draft prospects because they might not be about the culture that's been cultivated.
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I DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT WE PLAYED HORRIBLY AND WE GOT INSANELY LUCKY WE’RE 1-0 BITCH LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOO
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dudes will sexualize anything
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Hmmmmm 🤔
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this was after a regular season win imagine him rn
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kerby to kittle when we’re down 20 in santa clara
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you’re not a real sports fan until you’ve lived through a contract this bad
@MLBDeadlineNews
MLB Deadline News
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Kinda crazy how much media coverage the $16M Ohtani theft is getting when Javy Baez is literally in the process of stealing $140M from the Detroit Tigers
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jamo is a fucking idiot chark gone swift injury prone goff regression 6-11 ✌🏽
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@96Boiler @itsAntWright that has nothing to do with just purdue
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herbert is officially the new gen stafford
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final
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@Fiizop no way you just grouped cade with jalen
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spencer torkelson
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me in columbus wearing my will johnson jersey
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pistons players waking up tmr ready to extend the losing streak to 28
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dude holy fuck we’re really not playing LMAOO we were up 24-7
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@AndrewSiciliano
Andrew Siciliano
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Sean McVay: "I don't want to say anything now that gets me in trouble. I don't want to take away the credit. Hats off to the Lions."
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addison against press
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The Lions get on the board first 😎 @jaredgoff16 | @amonra_stbrown 📺: #SuperBowlLVIII on CBS 📱: Stream on #NFLPlus
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another 100 yard game meanwhile top 10 “smitty”
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@PaulTweetsRIP
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Amon Ra let us hear the list of all the receivers drafted ahead of you again
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@KeneTouchdown
Edwin
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The Lions draft picks so far -Jahmyr Gibbs at 12 - Jack Campbell at 18 - Sam Laporta at 34 Lions proving time and time again why they’re a poverty franchise 😹😹😹
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drew. allar.
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@4MissedFTs based on what
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nba christmas live tweets when nfl on
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they should do a three pt contest with the worst shooters in the league
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mingo had 1758 yards in 4 years at ole miss
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Hot take : Jonathan Mingo will be a better WR for the Panthers than DJ Moore 🫢
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yall don’t get it bro im on the verge of shedding real tears
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
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Breaking: As Trajan Langdon’s tenure as Detroit Pistons President begins, the franchise and general manager Troy Weaver are planning to part ways, sources tell me and @JLEdwardsIII .
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scott harris waiting until 5:59 PM to trade flaherty
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These were the days man now I have to actually watch the "Super Bowl"
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nba fans acting like efficiency really matters in the playoffs is hilarious
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@ClappedDan @pate16181 “goff isn’t good” is an objectively hilarious take coming from a sam howell superfan but whatever
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i’m sure you need 86 to get other 8th graders out
@TannerBercier
Tanner Bercier
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8th grader, Blake Thompson ( @BThompson2028 ) up to 86.4 tonight 🤯🤯🤯 This was one of the craziest things I’ve witnessed as a coach but is not surprising one bit. Blake gets after it every single day he’s in the facility whether that is throwing or the weightroom. Clearly a
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penn state when it comes time to actually beat osu and michigan
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Did a speed run through all the Penn State draft eligible guys last night to get started for April. Ohio State is in trouble, man. Like...A LOT of trouble.
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official twitter account doing pessimist gimmick
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Happy victory Tuesday!! We know about your memes 🤣
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i’m fucking crying bro john lynch has assembled superteam after superteam for no rings LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
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carson acts like this is the worst franchise in the sport btw
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Seven straight wins for the @Brewers . 😤
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nfl twitter rides the hell outta jacksonville but when they look like shit it’s crickets
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they had him in paolo talks
@UsherNBA
Brett Usher
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Cade Cunningham’s last three games: 30 PTS, 5 REB, 8 AST, 71% TS 26 PTS, 7 REB, 4 AST, 65% TS 32 PTS, 5 REB, 8 AST, 71% TS 29.3 PPG, 5.7 RPG, 6.7 APG, 69.3% TS #DetroitBasketball
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