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Howard Eldridge

1 year

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@4Mischief So, now it elevates to the Federal level where Kemp has no control to RINO it. I need more popcorn.

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@kellying1022 Oh, the times we live in now. Last week, I was going into a store. There was a young lady about 10 steps behind me heading for the door also. So, I held the door wide for her. She looked in my eye and said 'fuck you' followed by a bird flip. First time I ever got that.

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@GovTimWalz Today, you simply amplified why no one should trust what a Democrat says before an election.

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@brigrey1005 That happens to me at my bank. I tell them, 'guns, cocaine and hookers.' She laughs. I laugh. She gives me my money.

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@ellamaulding Like circus clowns, they beg for attention. Laugh at them and they fall apart immediately.

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@AronPolitidoxy Obviously, prison authorities should upgrade his cane to a solid core aluminum bat.

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@catturd2 You have to love it when those wild eyed voters ask 'Why is this happening?' They will never have a clue.

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9 months

@KatieDaviscourt @MrAndyNgo May that jury swim the cesspool they create.

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@DrMoneyTrees Take home containers.

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5 months

@kellying1022 Au contraire, I simply laughed and said 'that's a new one.' If I elected to let that change the way I was raised, I'd be just as immature.

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@CollinRugg @greg_price11 @America1stLegal I have never met a Democrat yet that could define our Republic.

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7 months

@TrumpDailyPosts I'm MAGA but I will not be Republican.

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@TheTrumpest45 I would like to thank her for the incentive to vote Trump.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Shortcut to the train station.

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@shellenberger @mtaibbi Eight seconds is all it takes for this Dem witness to show her total allegiance to hypocrisy. Dems are breaking new records.

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6 months

@ClownWorld_ In Wyoming, this one be called a bowlegged town pump...and it hain't from riding horsies.

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@GunTreasure You are touching on the reason why the military is recruiting those who hate the USA.

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7 months

@akafacehots But they made Oreos thicker... so there is that.

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@FOXNIIGHTGALAXY If one worries about being thrown in prison, they deserve to be thrown in prison.

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@Diane_Jackson7 She always DMs with "I rarely use this twitter account. Could you switch to my Telegram account, as I often use it?"

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@FOXNIIGHTGALAXY As learned from a wise mentor..."Know them not by their words but by their deeds."

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@GigaBeers First, communication fails then mistrust quickly follows.

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1 year

@AtlRey Looks like the Dems are doing their best to get Trump elected in 2024.

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@LathropLonnie In times of low interactions, I simply use those serene moments to catch up on things I procrastinated upon. It will all be okay.

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@_wake_up_USA I knew a 'preacher prophet' that convinced many people that Jesus was coming on September 19th to a mountain in Colorado. Many believed it. Sold their homes, went to Colorado. On September 20th, he denied he ever said it. Mike Pence always gave me that same vibe.

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@WatchChad The law I will support - Automatic castration upon conviction.

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@DanCham03014042 Dammit, I honestly loved those Clydesdales. Think I could buy one at the upcoming bankruptcy sale?

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@ULTRA_MAJESTY Dems are the least likely group to understand that their actions today will have consequences tomorrow.

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@RobTaylor551 Riding on the handlebars.

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@RyanPatrick1991 The sad fact remains - good police have to pay the price for the scum that should be nowhere near a badge.

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@RokerGlasses While I'm sure that the Dems are falling all over themselves in love with her, intuition is telling me she'll be making a call to Don Lemon for free bunk space.

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11 months

@FemalesForTrump No. What they are all truly petrified of is finally being held accountable.

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@FemalesForTrump All the insiders knew it before he ran for Senate.

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@ThePhillipHolz I'd ask my wife to bake a nice hot apple pie for them.

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@LauraLoomer This all began in 2008.

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@KCPayTreeIt Simply laugh at them. Saw one yesterday. LMFAO at him. He almost broke his ankle tripping on his high heel.

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5 months

@DUC916KEN Just put a band aid on it and walk it off, he'll be okay.

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9 months

@Riley_Gaines_ @GovAbbott @mayes_middleton @ValoreeforTexas @GregAbbott_TX @IWV We actually have to legislate a definition for Women's Sports? The mind wobbles.

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Remember how they laughed and danced?

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@FedCorruption Sounds like Nikki Haley gave him the aptitude test.

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@atensnut Thank you. I will remember this vid when I hear Hamas whining about peace.

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@ConservBrief Ever notice how a snake will look left before it strikes right?

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@akafacehots I figure that if just 1,095 Dems totally comply and quit coffee completely...then I can safely enjoy my 3 cups a day with absolutely no remorse.

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@GigaBeers 12

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7 months

All right, Jesus, you win. We'll get another puppy.

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9 months

@RickyDoggin Also raises a curious wonder as to why any Pharma company would make such drugs.

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@ladypatriot47 Have all four plus many others. Choosing only one means picking the most reliable. I kind of hate saying it but the Glock 19 remains my EDC. My tests have proved it.

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Vets understand truth easily...

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10 months

@FishingPhD Make fat guys inhale deeply...

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7 months

Why we don't let kids decide gender issues.

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1 year

@FightMate Typical. The man said shut up and Mouth thought he said stand up.

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8 months

@ProudElephantUS NO! That title belongs to Barry... you know, the guy who is running things.

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@QueenMaureenGC Wow. Not even a pin drop. Love that sound when adults come back into the room.

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4 months

@PAMsLOvE I take this as an invitation to let my imagination, super glue and bubble gum go wild.

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@ULTRA_MAJESTY All I need to know is where this happened.

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6 months

Here's your sign...

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9 months

@pnjaban In the last year, I've noticed there are many more open parking spaces near the front than there used to be at Best Buy.

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1 year

@Kimberlyn2024 Am I the only Buckeye here? Proud Cincinnatian here.

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@P23643028Parker @kellying1022 If I did that, I would have forgotten to get Oreos!

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1 year

@4Mischief LOL!!! New reality show - 'When PsyOps Go Wrong'

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@catturd2 Unsettling that we actually have to live in a time that such laws are now necessary.

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10 months

@bennyjohnson Ah, that sweet scent of freedom when you see others not complying either.

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1 year

@TomFitton @realDonaldTrump I hope they do arrest DT. That will ensure his win for President in 2024.

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@nicksortor Since the judge denied the plea deal, what are the chances that the prosecutor will drop all charges?

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Saving the World. It would be awesome if Elon created the pill that would give everyone an instant 50% higher IQ. Then all will understand that Trump was right about everything

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@GigaBeers Used to be a definite no. These days though, some women push buttons just to call a man a woosie for not reacting. Some men do.

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5 months

With 5 boys and 1 girl in our family, our sister always got the new dress on that holiday. I remembered that I was mad about it and wondered what if I were a girl? Soberly, reality hit me. I realized I'd have to give up the tree fort. No way.

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@tazen1000 They better learn how to melt into the ground. My truck does not stop.

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@indygrl Ask China, they printed the ballots.

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@LangmanVince When someone feels a need to remind you they are honest, they are not. Psychology 101.

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1 year

Integrity...when no one else will see.

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@RobGerundo My gullibility in believing our Government was mostly good.

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No, we won't say please...

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio Grand Funk Railroad

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@ConservBrief No. They just keep coming back. Better is to incarcerate them into work camp prisons with 2 years of hard labor. Then deport them. They come back, give them 5 years.

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1 year

@AmandaLarreni The moment I heard this Pedo took sex showers with his own daughter, I was done with him. For God's sake, his own daughter.

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@LisaJohnso22554 To open the Mayonnaise jars.

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1 year

@tazen1000 By far, most 65 year olds have been paying taxes for 50 years or more. At 65. they should be exempt from ALL taxes and have ALL medical expenses paid for.

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@bambkb Breaker 1-9...

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@LauraLoomer I am MAGA. I refuse to be Republican.

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1 year

@pmsinbtch @UltraDane @NahBabyNah In 2021, my wife's workplace pushed the workers about making the jab mandatory. They were intelligent enough to poll everyone first. Over 80% let them know that would quit first before taking the jab. The company never mentioned it again.

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10 months

One In Every Crowd...

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6 months

I once thought Clint Walker was my Daddy on TV. He walked like my dad, talked like my dad and shaved with cold water like my dad.

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@imsoright2 We who have bore witness to our young children passing before us are told that time heals. It does not. The memories are everlasting.

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The Way We Were... Moments after Attorney-General Robert Kennedy is notified of the assassination of his brother, he is comforted by two of his children on the lawn of his home. --November-22-1963

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@ChuckCallesto The 'Big Guy' better hope that China doesn't do Day One. When they do, the BG can be legally charged with treason for selling China our Strategic Oil Supply and our top secrets. Constitutionally, the penalty for treason is death.

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1 year

@Sassafrass841 Simply yell 'he/him' at them. They'll drop over with heart attacks.

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1 year

@anti_commie32 This is a rarity these days. Kids today are not given incentive to work hard. I blame the parents. Most kids these days will say they just hit up their parents for money to take their GF's out.

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@CollinRugg Seriously. Did anyone honestly believe there would be any perfume coming from that side of the dump? Be ready for the next BIG distraction.

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8 months

Via Democrats...

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10 months

@jtinaglia I honestly liked the guy until he jumped on the Bush/Ryan train for RINOs.

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6 months

They lied, fudged numbers, killed with ventilators and ignored solid science. They created drugs that have only one purpose - to kill you slowly. Women have miscarried their babies. The young are still dropping from 'unknown causes.' They put the infected into homes of the…

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1 year

@RudyBennett19 Optimistically, I deeply believe that the strong will survive these 12 years of Obama tyranny.

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10 months

Those sweet embarrassing memories. Dad took me to help work the long rows of vegetables along with my three older brothers. My first time in the fields, I may have been all of four years old. My shoes wouldn't stay tied, again. Being my older brothers' and a bit too big, they…

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