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6 years

@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE @apocalizzy I bought the book! You guys have successfully turned a middle-aged lady against the podsave and vox crew and into a DSA member.

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6 years

@TVietor08 Being impressed by a statement is so 2017.

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5 years

@Snowden I hope this means you can come home.

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16 years

I like how my yoga teacher uses air quotes when she says Independence Day

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@paige

6 years

@KPCC @MayorOfLA Is the Mayor diverting money from measure HHH to fund the LAPD? And if so, why?

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@paige

6 years

American Animals is a surprisingly great little movie. Barry Keoghan follows up Killing of a Sacred Deer with another great performance.

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@paige

16 years

Sears repair guy is pronoucing my name "Paggie" and I am not correcting him.

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16 years

OH: "The 'Star Wars' prequels are just a lot of Jedi staff meetings."

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@paige

15 years

Twisted contest for Swayze death headline (no, not yet). Co-worker wins with "Nobody puts Baby in a casket."

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@paige

16 years

Sears repairman coming between 10 and 5. That means either 4:45, or whenever I'm next in the bathroom.

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@paige

16 years

Till 5 seconds ago, I thought it was "no holes barred" not "no holds barred." Damn.

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@paige

6 years

@sarahlazare @adamjohnsonNYC @tedlieu @RepAdamSchiff Hey, @tedlieu , you're my congressman. What the hell? I would bet that the majority of your district would not be in favor of this.

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6 years

@CHAPOTRAPHOUSE Boyd has called dibs on your book #chapopets

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@paige

16 years

When two people's stomachs gurgle at the same time, it reminds me of whales singing to each other.

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@paige

6 years

@AlexNBCNews Better off Dead for most of us...

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@paige

16 years

Sometimes I wish it was "make ends meat," because that sounds so tasty.

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@paige

6 years

This was such a cool project to take part in.

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@paige

16 years

People who wink as part of their hallway "hello" kind of freak me out.

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@paige

15 years

Why do a feel such a sense of relief when someone flakes on me?

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@paige

16 years

When the girl mumbling and rocking back and forth on the bus tells you she likes your jeans, is it time to buy new jeans?

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@paige

16 years

Must be summer, because all the halfway housers are out with their Big Gulps

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@paige

16 years

I often ponder whether there are birds who are afraid of heights.

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@paige

3 years

Haven't been on Twitter in months, but trying to track the #PalisadesFire , which seems to be an arc north of where I live. Praying for no wind. Thanks as always to firefighters.

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@paige

16 years

"He recognized the alleged victim as the female in the tape by her high forehead." Done in by the fivehead...

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@paige

5 years

@Arlo2121 @SeanFennessey @BillSimmons @MalloryRubin @ChrisRyan77 Hmm, I don't see the point of subscribing to Luminary. I do subscribe to many shows on the Ringer (The Watch, The Big Picture, The Dish) and read their web site daily. Luminary, though, seems like some corporation's idea of what podcasting should look like.

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@paige

15 years

Just got caught singing along to the conference call hold music. And no, it doesn't actually have words.

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@paige

16 years

Wishing we could go with "Clown down" for the headline. Kurt wants Bedtime for Bozo.

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@paige

4 years

Depression is such a sneaky bastard

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@paige

14 years

I'm a movie snob but a cable slut.

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@paige

4 years

@TheRewatchables Out of Sight with Simmons, Sean and as a guest Wesley Morris.

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@paige

15 years

Always amazed how much time I spend in my rent-a-car in L.A. It's as if I'm really just visiting traffic instead of people.

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@paige

16 years

A personality defect won't allow me to stand in line to buy a phone

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@paige

17 years

Favorite bus game: Who is that odor coming from?

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@paige

16 years

"Electric Avenue" seems like weird hold music for a pharmacy...

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@paige

15 years

Dear Santa, please don't let any celebrities die on Xmas day. Love, the on-call entertainment editor.

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@paige

15 years

When bruises fade to yellow, it's sort of like the body's own autumn.

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@paige

16 years

Yes, that's right I brought my old-school Walkman with me so I can listen to the debate on the way home. It's like using a rotary phone.

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@paige

15 years

The fact that Paris Hilton thinks women should "play hard to get" makes me want to sleep with everyone.

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@paige

15 years

It may have actually been the Microsoft Vista of pizza.

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@paige

16 years

Lurking in a hotel restroom, doing the fish stick with @phillgirl and ckwinny

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@paige

13 years

Scrubbing the cat box reminds me I don't own my cat, I work for her.

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@paige

16 years

Tom should get the orchestra to play them off like they do at the Oscars.

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@paige

16 years

Ashley Olsen just revealed she's lactose intolerant on another hard-hitting episode of Oprah.

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@paige

16 years

Actually may buy one of those new iPhones. Damn, I don't even know myself anymore.

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@paige

16 years

Kind of alarmed by the "I hope you didn't hear me screaming" aside from a neighbor.

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@paige

16 years

Stevie Wonder's life would have been so different if he'd gone by Steve.

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@paige

5 years

@jonahray Definitely this scene from Bone Tomahawk:

Bone Tomahawk (2015) - Brutal scene

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@paige

17 years

Used the phrase, "Dammit, J.D. Salinger was right" in therapy today. No wonder I'm in therapy.

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@paige

16 years

Spent the day thinking Nüvi was @scottsimpson 's kid.

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@paige

16 years

Really want to kill the person who built our slide show tool... the tool behind the tool as it were...

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@paige

16 years

Starting to feel like alcohol is my gateway drug to eating red meat. And I swear that is not a euphamism.

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@paige

4 years

@nickwiger /filmcast (both parts) are essential.

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@paige

6 years

All elected US political reps, should have to win a round of Jeopardy. Categories: US Government, World Geography, Science, American History, Historic Names and, of course, Potent Potables.

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@paige

16 years

"It's a part of my calling on earth to share this book with you," Oprah. Love it when Oprah gets extra crazy.

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@paige

16 years

@philygirl . Yesterday Oprah was lecturing us on how to "live within our means," too. Rich people, lay the fuck off.

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@paige

4 years

@JesseDavidFox @vulture @roryscovel and @reynoldsgareth

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@paige

14 years

More virus fallout: Ex-boyfriends from long ago assume I'm insulting their masculinity. I really need to clean out that contacts list

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@paige

15 years

Someone in the neighborhood gave their car a snowhawk.

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@paige

16 years

Still wondering how one becomes a "washed up old terrorist." What kind of response would that get on a resume?

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@paige

16 years

It is truly hot here. My sweat is sweating

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@paige

16 years

Andrew Lloyd Webber night on Idol. Even the Bush Administration defines that as torture.

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@paige

16 years

Holy crap, Dateline's Chris Hansen is on Twitter... Looking for more predators no doubt.

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@paige

16 years

Yes, I did just spill a drink down my dress, but there are more productive things to do than judge

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@paige

15 years

My slight beer buzz has me worried that a celebrity will die in the next hour.

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@paige

6 years

@lindaholmes I love the color of your couch.

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@paige

17 years

One word: butter.

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@paige

16 years

Tina Turner makes Beyonce look like an American Idol reject.

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@paige

16 years

Best scene in Showgirls? Pool sex scene? Spago "dog food" scene? Hospital kiss scene? How can I just choose one?

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@paige

16 years

Considering the fact that I don't have kids, and don't plan to have kids, I kind of kicked ass at the baby shower games. Suck it, mommies.

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@paige

16 years

Co-workers now arguing over the most "street" way to hold the nerf rifle. OH: "I watch the 'Wire.'"

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@paige

15 years

There's something very comforting about being surrounded by skinny women with small breasts. My people!

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@paige

14 years

Ladies, how on earth do you get the toilet seat wet? That is just totally mysterious if you do not have secret penises.

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@paige

15 years

Having a long conversation via DM on Twitter feels slightly a bit like using two Dixie cups and a piece of string.

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@paige

16 years

Just listened to people comparing jail sentences on the bus... and then they introduced themselves to each other.

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@paige

4 years

Just realized my wardrobe for this week was all podcast shirts. Thanks @hdtgm , @doughboyspod , @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE , @thedollop

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@paige

16 years

All the bosses are playing golf today. Is it the 1950s or something?

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@paige

16 years

91-year-old man shoots 38-year-old for bringing him a birthday cake. Let that be a lesson to us all.

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@paige

16 years

My doctor has advised me to eat more ice cream in order to put on some weight. Um, best perscription ever!

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@paige

17 years

Getting hit by a car while walking back from liquor store: Reverse DUI?

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@paige

4 years

I don’t care; I just want more Malick movies.

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@paige

15 years

Living alone means that if you do silly versions of the burlesque routines you saw tonight nobody will laugh at you.

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@paige

16 years

Could have sworn commercial just asked me to "cut my wrists for heart disease." I guess it could have been "risks."

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@paige

16 years

Only the sweet and sexy jimray would offer to make my cookies for the cookie exchange. Ladies, you should really line up for him.

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@paige

16 years

The R. Kelly trial is very funny -- as long as I pretend the whole thing is fictional.

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@paige

5 years

Well @moviepass , it was a good run. But when you lose Landmark, you lose me. Thanks for all the movies!

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@paige

15 years

@jimray . You should uncolor-coordinate her closet

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@paige

5 years

I can hear the ocean at night, the waves on the beach, even this high up. It’s what I’m most Thankful for. Thank you, dad.

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@paige

17 years

Getting weirdly involved in a episode of "1 vs. 100." To the point where I'm just whispering, "Just take the money" to the contestant.

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@paige

16 years

@ylnt . Perhaps you could also bring back "slip me some skin" as your store's greeting.

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@paige

16 years

Tweetup night ends with me having hickups and a fondness for the Tweeps from all over who came out tonight.

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@paige

13 years

Never give a single woman a scented candle for Christmas. It's just rude.

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@paige

6 years

Woman next to me has requested that blinding fluorescent bulbs be placed above her desk. Shouldn't you at least talk to your co-workers about that?

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@paige

14 years

This day marked the end of leftovers and lasagna. Damn, it was like having a wife

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@paige

15 years

It amazing how some emails can actually make you feel physically ill. Now that's a virus.

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@paige

16 years

Pretty sure I'm laughing too hard for work appropriateness listening to YLNT podcast.

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@paige

16 years

Long weekends always make me think that I'll make a teriffic retired person someday...

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@paige

15 years

Saw Enya on Regis and Kelly today. Always assumed she was a machine like the Hal 9000.

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@paige

15 years

Hanging out with a vegan makes me want to cram my face with meat and cheese.

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@paige

15 years

Wishing the running I do in nightmares counted as actually getting-in-shape exercise.

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@paige

15 years

Why are hangovers so much harder the older you get? Shouldn't they get easier with practice?

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