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4 years

have truly never felt more seen

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when people leave comments on fic like “i read this on my morning commute” or “i fell asleep reading this” it makes me so sentimental like……we really all r intertwined on this vast mortal coil…….by the healing connective powers of yaoi

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i love how i’m like “goodbye everyone, find me in the future!!” and then when twitter inevitably does not collapse overnight i’ll be back to tweeting my insane thoughts tomorrow

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3 years

well,

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4 years

without fail, this sends me EVERY time

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3 years

one of my favorite mxtx author notes is where she’s like “i don’t know why fans think lan xichen is smart. i’ve done literally nothing to give that impression”

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2 years

anyone else enjoying their holiday work parties

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3 years

xz and yibo’s reactions to reading fanmail unequivocally makes me die laughing every time

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1 year

wangxian’s gradual progression on the mdzs covers 🥺

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1 year

every english translation i read of mdzs just reaffirms the fact that lwj has no rizz but it’s fine because wwx is obsessed about it. what matters is you and not the rizzless state of you

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4 years

these wangxian illustrations from the russian translation of mdzs are hitting me like a meat cleaver to the ribs

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4 years

thinking about this again

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3 years

great news! wei wuxian is cancelled

FOLLOW @ItsStarryo INSTEAD

@ItsStarryo_

3 years

tweet like mdzs is real

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3 years

thinkign about this post..............................

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4 years

😔

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3 years

ok so my cats managed to knock these wangxian rabbits over in the worst possible way

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4 years

this is literally my favorite piece of jiang cheng trivia from mxtx

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3 years

this just came up on my ig feed from a local tattoo artist i follow and i almost dropped my phone

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4 years

still can’t get over how one of the first things wwx did when he came back from the dead was play his and lan zhan’s gay little song on a grass blade & all the juniors, who’d been listening to wangxian.mp3 as part of lwj sadboi hours for 16 years, were like “this sounds familiar”

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3 years

wangxian defies gay couple prototypes because lan wangji is both the gay who can drive and the gay who can cook and wei wuxian is neither

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3 years

WHAT’S HAPPENING AT NIGHTLESS CITY: A THREAD 🧵

FOLLOW @ItsStarryo INSTEAD

@ItsStarryo_

3 years

tweet like mdzs is real

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3 years

i think the problem with men is that they’re not lan wangji

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1 year

meatbun’s author notes after writing literally some of the most devastating chapters i’ve ever read:

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3 years

mdzs donghua literally waited until the last episode to be like “core reveal tree scene nightless city 33 elders marital chickens found family wangxian.mp3 good night❤️”

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4 years

"Wei WuXian murmured to himself, 'How strange. Why can someone as boring as him always make me so happy?'”

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2 years

as a gay person, i often catch feelings for unobtainable people and then stay dead silent about it for years on end. that’s why this pride month, i’m partnering with lan wangji

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2 years

wow

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2 years

i love how everyone in the cultivation world is like “lan xichen is soooo beautiful!! the #1 most handsome!” and wei ying immediately points at the meanest looking one and is like “no that one”

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3 years

episode 1 vs. episode 50 😭

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4 years

the yiling laozu arc really hits differently when you remember that wwx was like TWENTY years old

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2 years

the fact that cql took a 20-year-old yibo and was like “it needs to give grieving widow in his 30s. it needs to give lovelorn dignitary shouldering the weight of a cold uncaring world” and he went “ok” and delivered will never lose its shine

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2 years

obsessed with the concept of the twin jades conducting entire arguments through microexpressions

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2 years

thought Muskrat Takeover was the twitter news highlight for the day but somehow it’s misha collins publicly un-coming out as bisexual that wins the day. supernatural has managed to do it yet again

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2 years

sometimes i think about a younger wwx by mishap waking up in the body of an older married wwx, finding himself casually kissed in bed by Gentle DILF-Era hanguang jun, and getting his absolute shit rocked by it

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4 years

jiang cheng really said "if you like lan wangji so much why don't you stay here and MARRY HIM" and then wei wuxian did

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4 years

they’re so annoying god bless

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2 years

as if a man could write tgcf

Big Dumb Manslut 🦮

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2 years

Lol. I have a lot of feelings about this post and caption

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2 years

i love how all of mxtx’s love interests are objectively freaks. hua cheng’s dianxia simp cave. binghe’s corpse canoodling. lwj being a stealth nympho. and they’re all sooooo sexy haha~

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3 years

wwx: [yelling in brat] lwj: [smiling in fond] #MDZSS3

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3 years

jiang cheng, waking up from fat ass surgery: "where's wei wuxian??" wen qing: "who do you think gave you the fat ass........😔"

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2 years

wei wuxian

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(rewatching cql) wwx says in ep 11 that he sent lwj several notes after leaving qinghe and i'm Just now realizing that he must have included talismans with his letters so lwj could protect himself on his trip back to gusu and ahhhh. a.hhhhhhhhh

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3 years

there's something so funny about wwx quietly talking about lxc and lxc immediately Materializing from the ether

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3 years

results are in for the top ships written for on ao3 in 2020 and...screams

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3 years

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wHAT THE F

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3 years

thinking about how lxc has always been the only one truly able to read & understand lwj; and that inevitable moment after years of seclusion where, during a meal or reunion, lwj does something he doesn’t recognize at all, but wwx laughs & immediately responds. & lxc is like. Oh.

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this is one of the most underrated funny lwj moments in the show. just. the understated pettiness of it. the subtle public roasting of it.

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3 years

it’s a good day to think about the fact that lwj cried when wwx told him he loved him

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3 years

cinematic parallels for when you're about to fight the world for the universally reviled man you're in love with

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3 years

just.....thinking about the way wwx talks about his feelings for lan zhan by either 1) projecting or 2) talking Around Them sideways and like it's fine, it's. fine

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4 years

skskdkfkdkdk

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just read a passage in the mdzs official i’ve somehow never seen before where lwj starts sadly kicking a rock because he thinks wwx is flirting with other women and it almost made me hysterical. how’s everyone else’s day going

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1 year

one of my favorite mdzs-isms is still lwj being like “surely everyone in the world is also in love with wei wuxian, as he’s irresistible.” and everyone in the world encountering wwx and being like “please for the love of god someone take him”

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3 years

yes, wwx lovingly pesters his husband, but consider: lwj quietly tugging on wwx’s hair ribbon whenever he wants attention

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2 months

@crowkids the “breed me” to “breed him” pipeline

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2 years

lwj, who hasn’t seen his husband rendered speechless and blushing over a good-morning kiss in like 10 years: “i see. [already removing ribbon] we’re doing Virgin Roleplay today”

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3 years

wow he was like. in LOVE love, huh

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4 years

the wangxian of this

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2 years

koquita sin azucar

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2 years

whats your THE lan wangji moment?

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2 years

me reading my 1000th wangxian fic after reading the novel 100 times: “oh my god i hope their feelings are mutual 😰😰”

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2 years

great. now i’m thinking about teen wwx teasing lwj and asking him to curse him out in the gusu dialect, and instead lwj telling him sweet nothings that wwx can’t understand while his ears turn bright red

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wwx does a lot of things in the mdzs canon that make him a fuckin weirdo but one of my personal favorites is when someone shows up and he pretends to be dead for attention

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i'm thinking about......lwj waking up in a cold sweat one night only to find jiang yanli's ghost sitting on the edge of the bed besides wwx's sleeping form, who smiles at him a little conspiratorially and says, "i'm just checking on him, lan er-gongzi. i know he's in good hands."

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3 years

thinking about wwx making this face but while lwj peppers his face with kisses

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2 years

cultivation world: “wei wuxian was well known for wooing and ravishing women far and wide 13 years ago!!!” the 13 years ago:

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2 years

one thing i endlessly appreciate about wwx’s arc is that he developed feelings for lwj totally independent of knowing lwj’s long-time feelings for him. like his 0 to 100 gay speedrun wasn’t contingent on lwj liking him, he just liked lwj So Much

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2 years

oh hanguang jun YEETED that twink into bed

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3 years

himbos come collect your god

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4 years

absolutely losing my mind over this post.

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4 years

mind if i lose it for a sec?

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3 years

the fact that wwx, jiang cheng and jin ling are all scorpios is why they’re all like that

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2 years

!!!! everyone pleeeeeease look at this incredible art of lesbian wangxian that the wonderful @beccadrawing made for my fic "make me whole, make me new"!

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2 years

ummmmm haha wh,at the fuck?? what the fuck —

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2 years

wwx to nie mingjue’s headless corpse:

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3 years

donghua wangxian spoilers really just showed up to completelty destabilize my life huh

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3 years

thinking about pre-get together modern wangxian getting drunk together with their usual antics where wwx, already swaddled in lwj’s arms, insists lwj bridal-carry him around, being all like, “lan zhan hold me like i’m your baby!!” and lwj softly echoing “my baby”

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my coworker was trying to remember the name of a show by describing the premise like “it’s about an ex-hitman who retires to become a house husband” and i was like “word of honor?”

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3 years

the thing is: lan wangji. on another separate but related point, lan zhan. but perhaps MOST compellingly, hanguang jun

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3 years

i really want to get back into reading books full-time but the thing about books is that they don't have wangxian in them

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3 years

i’m merely thinking about how wei wuxian — the feared yiling laozu, famed necromantic sorcerer and the creator of demonic cultivation — canonically can’t sleep at night without his husband holding him

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3 years

so lwj has no lines on his face due to being expressionless and also agelessly sexy but i like to think after marrying wei ying he develops faint smile lines in the corners of his mouth

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1 year

if hidden-gem queer fantasy books are having their moment on twitter rn, i’m putting forth THE SPEAR CUTS THROUGH WATER by simon jimenez as tribute! two heroes escort a dying god & fall in love. i’m still eating glass over it. this one’s for the queer mythology & classics nerds

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1 year

nightless city

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4 months

wwx:

julia

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he’s so beautiful I NEED to get on his nerves

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4 years

thinking about lwj sleeping on his stomach even now out of habit. because during those three years of recovery he had to unlearn the lan sleeping position due to the whip wounds

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3 years

me when i’m 80: “xiao zhan called lwj the light of wei wuxian’s life when lwj’s title is bearer of light” grandkids: “let’s get you to bed grandma”

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2 years

once again i am thinking about wwx becoming a bloodbender after the jiangs taught him waterbending

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3 years

cherry magic au is FINISHED 😭🙏 🍒 i'm the one for your fire 🍒 wangxian | rated E 🍒 word count 43k 🍒 tag recap: mind reading, enemies to lovers, modern cultivation, misunderstandings 🍒 link below!

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3 years

at least once a day i'm thinking about lan wangji and this poem by salma deera

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4 years

eek this hits

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2 years

I’m Sorry What Now

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4 years

do u guys ever think about how lwj, the ice-edged expressionless ambivalent hanguang-jun, was shaking So Much when he first kissed wwx during the tree scene because. i do

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3 years

arranged marriage fic is complete!! 💍 a light hidden and singing 💍 48.5k, chapters 4/4 💍 wangxian, rated E 💍 canonverse arranged marriage + slow burn 💍 link below!!

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2 years

live slug reaction

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3 years

everyone in mdzs being like "ahhhh wily womanizer wei wuxian is such a sly fox, known far and wide for voraciously seducing maidens!!" is so funny because it's like........which wei wuxian. this guy? the one who almost physically passed out after his first kiss?

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2 years

lwj, after five minutes of silent battle, twitching his eyebrows at lxc: wwx, murmuring to himself as he spectates over his soup: “ah, devastating.” jiang cheng, visiting the cloud recesses and the only normal person: ????

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4 years

remember when lwj sword-fought su she when he was blackout drunk and still won. the excellence

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3 years

me: "haha yeah sorry i'm busy with plans" the plans:

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4 years

one of my favorite lwj moments is when wwx deliberately butchers wangxian.mp3 to throw lan qiren off his scent and lwj is so mortally offended by it. love a gay aesthete.

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