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julia

@juumelo_

1 year

PUSSY FROM A GIRL WHO JUST PASSED THE BAR LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

he’s so beautiful I NEED to get on his nerves

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6 months

how dare you I am the nicest sweetest most rage filled girl on earth

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

no talking stage you either see god in my eyes or I kill you

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3 months

he said his love language was physical touch so I kicked him in the chest

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5 months

he’s autistic and his special interest is meeeee :3

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

maybe we can find out what the fuck is wrong with me over dinner sometime

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

I wish i could be normal about affection but my love language is merging souls

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

I like my men gorgeous and a little scared of me

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

stop being dramatic I only stabbed you a little bit. do you wanna kiss

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

hi if ur not busy later do you wanna spend the rest of our lives together

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

I’m like if a lover girl had anger issues

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

ur such a good girl bro

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julia

@juumelo_

7 months

date idea: fight another couple

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

sorry I attacked you with a sword I desire you carnally

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

how is stalking even bad im just looking out for him shut the fuck up

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

@coldhealing acts of service baby cooking a full meal and deep cleaning the house

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

im so worried about tall boys... like be careful up there....... maybe you should come down here and kiss me

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julia

@juumelo_

1 year

@TheHyyyype the 12 year olds in the cod lobby know what slur to call you because they’re empaths

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

valentines day is soon I hope I get hit by a car

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

for valentine’s day i’m gonna poison him then nurse him back to health

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

he let me hit because I joined in on his evil plans and mischief

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

at least whatever is wrong with me is kind of sexy

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

I know I’m a cutie but tell me again

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

@NoCapCapitalLLC so worldly for a 21 yo had me cackling

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julia

@juumelo_

1 year

on my salmon grindset I wanna fuck hard and kill myself immediately after

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

one thing about a white boy is he’s gonna be in a fantasy football league

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

this “making out for 11 hours straight” you mentioned sounds intriguing. have ur people call my people

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

"that's my girl" is absolutely delightful to hear like yes i am. you're so right say it again

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

the pretty girl with big brown eyes will steal your soul btw

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

of course I like you babe I literally threaten to kill you all the time

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

wearing a very tiny skirt and drinking a very large beer tonight

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julia

@juumelo_

20 days

being horny is a feminine trait men should be constantly thinking about sports ONLY

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

sorry I held a blade to your throat I was trying to flirt

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

just thought I’d remind you all

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julia

@juumelo_

29 days

happy I served body at the gym day

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

I’m gonna go wear the tiniest fucking bikini to lay out in the sun and have a little drink if that’s okay with you guys

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

the feminine urge to frustrate the fuck out of a beautiful man

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julia

@juumelo_

16 days

being held sounds so cool I wish physical touch was real

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

“I can fix him” says the girl who is infinitely worse

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

the twitter girl with abs will save you btw

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

I was the most off putting girl at the gym today btw

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

sorry for being insane do you still think im babygirl or whatever

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

guys who dont drink beer are so babygirl

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

girl drinking vodka sodas and wearing a tiny skirt on a friday night what sins will she commit

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julia

@juumelo_

8 months

thanks for the tea babe but why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it

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julia

@juumelo_

10 months

@saguaro_slut LETS GOOOOOOOOO

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julia

@juumelo_

7 months

pussy from a girl who thinks you‘re soooooo handsome

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

the twitter girl who just shotgunned a beer might save you btw

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

the ideal girl is adorable and you wanna protect her at all cost but you're also a little scared of her

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julia

@juumelo_

7 months

sorry I said I'd kill you I was trying to flirt

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

I’m three glasses of red wine from telling him I see god in his eyes

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julia

@juumelo_

8 months

your honor may the record reflect how pretty I look today

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

all you guys need is kisses from a girl who never shuts the fuck up

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julia

@juumelo_

14 days

hey bro wanna lovebomb each other forever and ever

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julia

@juumelo_

9 months

do you guys mind if I go to work wearing a sundress

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julia

@juumelo_

21 days

doing what I truly love tonight which is drinking vodka sodas while wearing a short skirt

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julia

@juumelo_

12 days

I don’t flirt I just say weird shit and hope for the best

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

I might have a teeny tiny crush on him (unhealthy obsession)

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

sorry for being literally insane I’m obsessed with you and your stupid face

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

yes babe you’re strange and off putting can you please come back to bed now

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julia

@juumelo_

10 months

rare non gym julia selfie rejoice

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

I don’t flirt I’m just hot and off putting and they like it

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julia

@juumelo_

10 months

yeah I looked kinda hot today

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

how could I ever be the bigger person I have a 22 inch waist

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julia

@juumelo_

28 days

I annoy him a lot but I'm sexy so he doesn't mind

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julia

@juumelo_

1 month

did your gf threaten you with a knife today or do I have to

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

drinking a hot tub beer in a tiny bikini healed me honestly you guys should try it

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7 months

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

they should invent a beer drunk that doesn’t have you pissing at emergency levels every 23 minutes

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

born to omg hiiiiii :3 forced to hey

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

uncut dick is like a convertible if you really think about it

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

@coldhealing most obvious bait thirst trap I've seen today

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julia

@juumelo_

1 year

guy who says gl hf before putting it in

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julia

@juumelo_

7 months

honestly I do not think a lobotomy would affect me in the slightest

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julia

@juumelo_

7 months

putting cocaine on my lips so when he kisses me he thinks I’m god

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

i have lovey dovey bitch syndrome and its terminal

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

looking breedable today, keep it up bro

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

you call it cum I call it gamer fuel

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

it’s not stalking if he loves you back and ur just a girl btw

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

I think if I play my cards right tonight I can manage to fuck at least one of the three ghosts

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julia

@juumelo_

6 months

I will kill you if you don’t perceive me the way I want you to btw

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

don’t let my beauty distract you from my violent tendencies

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julia

@juumelo_

10 months

I love how men invented golfing as an excuse to go on long walks together

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

@miahuffmannn call him babygirl

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julia

@juumelo_

5 months

gonna hiiiii my way into him loving me

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julia

@juumelo_

9 months

god gives the biggest titties to his most evil soldiers

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julia

@juumelo_

11 months

I’ve never met a hill I didn’t wanna die on I am stubborn and burning with rage

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julia

@juumelo_

15 days

I'm two vodka sodas from telling him I'd set my soul on fire to keep him warm

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julia

@juumelo_

2 months

"you're so pretty" okay let me drink your blood then

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julia

@juumelo_

1 year

be like super for real what’s the toughest pokemon you think I could beat in a fight

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

guy who says YIPPIEEEE ☆*:.｡. ٩(^◡^)۶ .｡.:*☆ every time he sees your boobs

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julia

@juumelo_

3 months

just left court im gonna go have soooo many whisky sodas tonight everyone say have fun julia

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@juumelo_

2 months

@rohn_jawls oh that's rough buddy

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

he deserves the world but all I can give him is big titties and horrible jokes

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julia

@juumelo_

7 months

the feminine urge to play dumb (strategically)

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julia

@juumelo_

10 days

you think you’re a better kisser than me? why don’t you come here and prove it PUNK

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@juumelo_

6 months

he let me hit as it was foretold by the prophecy

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julia

@juumelo_

4 months

I’m such a sweet girl (worst person to ever exist)

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