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Northvillan

@northvillan

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@northvillan
Northvillan
5 months
Ugly scenes in the stands at the #wba and #wwfc game. Some crowd trouble also
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@ladbible @rickygervais Cringin' hell at this bit
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
Just ordered a "My city, my club, my release clause" t shirt #AVFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@iroprop @Rossmac212 Yep that's the thing to focus on here ๐Ÿ‘
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 months
Outrage at the sponsor. For ยฃ40million I wouldn't be arsed if they had BetFredWest across the front. We need revenue. #avfc
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
Mings masterclass in Stevie Gs backyard #avfc #LFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Hear me out #avfc lovers 3421 Martinez Carlos Konsa Mings Cash Ramsey Kamara Digne Buendia Coutinho Watkins It has everything ๐Ÿ˜
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling Cyclist asking for it. If he wants to be a copper sign up to be a copper. Lucky he didn't get flattened
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@northvillan
Northvillan
6 months
Anyone else really wanna see Joey Barton take 100 pens at Mary Earps? She only has to save 1 or he misses target to make him look a right prick. Which we'd all love to see
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Chelsea fans not allowed to buy tickets to attend matches Dunno why it's such big news. Birmingham City been under that rule for last 20 years #BCFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@BandanaSavos Shin Shady
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@northvillan
Northvillan
5 months
So now Grealish is behind Bobb aswell as Doku and Foden....
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@Kloppholic Laporte believing Salah's wrong foot stat on fifa and showing him outside
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@eugeneh84 Can he do it on a Tuesday night in Stoke tho
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 months
@64_hero22 See how many teabags you can get into the little teabag plate near the kettle without binning them. My missus loves that. Think I got 23 on once Jenga style
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
None of you fuckers have seen Pau Torres even play
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
I want villa to sign someone who's rapid and direct AF. Like how Tony Daley made me feel when I first started watching villa. Or what Tony Morley/Gary Shaw did from what I've seen of the clips. Feels like forever since we had a direct, rapid winger/forward #AVFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Vidic not getting sent off
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2 years
Whatโ€™s the biggest sports scandal that went away quietly?
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@ODDSbible But no comment on Kane (who's been anonymous since season started) or Maguire whos in terrible form. Cool.
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@Justice_forum Football is all about community. And inclusivity. Now jog on
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Imagine @NathanDawe watching this ATM with @AvfcGhana lions ๐Ÿคฉ
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Am I pissed off with how the season started? Yep Am I worried that the manager might not be right for us? Yep Am I worried that we haven't made the signings we need? Yep Am I driving to fooking Bolton on a Tuesday night to get behind the boys....abso-fooking-lutely #AVFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 months
@clinicalkai Saving the big boys to mug you lot off on your home turf
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@David_Ornstein @greggevans40 @TheAthleticUK Good on him I say. Needs something to do whilst not playing footie ๐Ÿ‘
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 months
@Kannyzee Big sigh of thank fuck
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@bbc5live @BBCSport @JNETTEKWAKYE @BBCSounds Nice sentiment, but we all know its support the team your dad does ๐Ÿ‘
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@northvillan
Northvillan
5 months
@mynameismrjrb Only coz you can't afford the rebranding
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
The most irrelevant thing I keep seeing in the search for Nicola Bulley is that the sonar cost ยฃ55k. Who gives a flying fuck. It's like sales pitch
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@Carra23 Bit of a shock here but talk about forest/villa seeing as tho it's Monday night football. And that is the Monday night football match. Revolutionary I know but give it a try ๐Ÿ‘
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@NorthBSHA Only brum club worth talking about m8. He could do a segment on your failing stadium, lack of fans, poor owners but it's all a bit depressing
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@northvillan
Northvillan
4 months
@HLTCO I liked him at villa even though he was in one of our worst teams ever. Could tell he had something about him.
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@BBCMOTD @BBCSport No. It's despite him giving it the my club, my city...I'm staying bollocks. Whilst having a release clause put in and leaving at the end of that season.
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@MikeyCycling Just report it to the police. Don't goad ppl for YouTube hits you pleb
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Hijack the Maddison to #nufc deal Who says no? #avfc
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@northvillan
Northvillan
4 months
@AVFCOfficial Cash inside on the punch bags prepping to drop Romero
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@scottavfc8 @OfficialAlgie No you weren't. And if they were you wouldn't be going
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@northvillan
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Leon Bailey to score and do an Eating a meal celebration #AVFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
11 months
@_DHOTYA If she was real
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@AVFCOfficial The profit from 5 training vests being sold will pay for this ๐Ÿ‘
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2 years
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@northvillan
Northvillan
6 months
@OP4C Toney. Not to play him. Just to extract more Brentford tears
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Imagine scoring your first goal in your first ever world cup... all those emotions....and yet you remember a promise to a disabled lad from months ago. This is football and it's fucking brilliant. #ENG
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@SkySportsNews Triggered a lot of smaller club's fanbases
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@BBCSport Only threat they've shown there this season
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
I don't ever wanna see or hear Aluko critiquing football players as a pundit. She's been dogshit whilst up against players like Lee Mack ffs
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@dbignall85 @AVFCFaithful_ He has. Just a couple of years prematurely ๐Ÿคญ
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@northvillan
Northvillan
11 months
we have to pay a mandatory license fee to fund all the Noncey behaviour at the #BBCscandal At least Schofield's misdemeanors at ITV didnt cost me any money
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@northvillan
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10 months
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
Well done Wales. What's next? Puppy stomping?
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 months
@AvfcLuka Isn't it the lad who does the vlogs??
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@BurnleyOfficial Nice to recognize the first team in claret and blue
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
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@northvillan
Northvillan
11 months
Pov: you're a cucumber in the hands of a villa housewife
@WowTerrifying
Wow Terrifying
11 months
I mean, what's the worst that can happen...
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@northvillan
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@BlackScarfMarc @suzPOV The fact it's daylight means you know this is a great pub
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
11 days til fixtures announced. What you saying for #avfc first fixture. I'm saying a deflating away game at Chelsea
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@piersmorgan Whatever keeps you busy and not stalking meghan
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@AVFCOfficial Can't believe you haven't put Ghana on there ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@northvillan
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3 years
@JonBoyCagliari Ppl reading this as a genuine quote ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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@northvillan
Northvillan
6 months
@KeslerSZN Diego like:
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 months
@jwhitey98 3 points to villa incoming.
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@northvillan
Northvillan
6 months
@theAdamMeredith Why you worried about villa. Thought you lot were back? / Had a project etc. Crack on with that.
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@markebbo1 @AVFCOfficial Unlike other clubs, aston villa respect the football pyramid. Good luck this year ๐Ÿ‘
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@northvillan
Northvillan
9 months
@BBCSport Not as ridiculous as calling up players who have played less than an hour of footie for their club over 6 months
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@northvillan
Northvillan
10 months
I'm not bothered about villa players being called up for england as they get a break. However, they will be...and will think only way to get in is get a transfer. Which fucks me right off.
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@northvillan
Northvillan
5 months
@JimiVillan @AvfcJoe17 @villaontour_ Fucking people able to do things I cant
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@AVFCOfficial No mings no grealish. Total bullshit. I want my 4.99 back
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
Gonna be wild on here at 4.50pm if we get beat and Ings scores the winner in the West Ham game #AVFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
In-fucking-ject it. It gave me goosebumps last night but this vid captures the ferocity of that chant perfectly #avfc
@avfc_vilr
Villa Underground
3 years
๐Ÿ”ฅ Villa Till I Die โœŠ๏ธ #AVFC
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@eugeneh84 Pegs at our school. All the kids were secretly pegging others' clothes. It escalated to writing messages on said pegs And the holy grail was pegging the head Master
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@ConnorTierney01 Calm down Elijah Wood
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@ROUNDTHEBEND__ Be like chucking a sausage down a back alley
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
Fans are right to be worried about the re-sale value for villa of a 29 yr old. Because we have had such great success with adding value to younger players bought in the last 5 years ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #avfc
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@MaynardM Pre-meditated?! Foooooooking hell. Give your head a wobble ๐Ÿคก
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 months
@DarboEatsParmo When Unai knocks, it's a different knock ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@BigLez67 Don't wanna see anymore quitting talk on here
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@AdictedToFootie He's on holiday with carney
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
If @ConorHourihane does go, then he goes as one of the most popular players of the last 10 years. His role in getting the fallen giants back won't be soon forgotten ๐Ÿ˜˜
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@talkSPORT What about his villa won't get a better manager that Stevie G comment??
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@northvillan
Northvillan
6 months
@bfcgpg Good to have ambitious goals
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@northvillan
Northvillan
4 months
@LincolnWatson86 Diego Carlos would twat Romero with Richarlison
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@northvillan
Northvillan
7 months
@AdzThfc @Iiam_v5 Lads just a slightly late tackle. You're making out like he's Romero-d someone. Get a grip ffs. Wetwipes
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@HLTCO That "go on" collective ๐Ÿ˜‹
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@northvillan
Northvillan
7 months
Konsa during his first southgate sessions after spending the year with Don Emery:
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@BBCSport 6 pints
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
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@northvillan
Northvillan
11 months
@rickygervais She's the serpent who guards the gates of heeeeelllll
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
@DarrenBent 100%. Grealish ripping it up for villa couldn't get in. Doing nothing for city, now in. Maguire can't get in utd team....
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
Waistcoat wanker
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@johnnyClark5432 @RRedhead123 @redfred19 @talkSPORT Haven't even got the 3rd biggest fanbase in the Manchester area m8 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@LivsPoshCloset @deondre2Account @Tyson_Fury @BronzeBomber The truth is couldn't beat him over 3 attempts on home turf with all the advantage. If wilder ever had the bottle to come to the UK he'd freeze with the crowd all on him. Boxing technique will always beat brute punching
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
@Midori_Magma @BBCMOTD @BBCSport Despite us offering a record deal to stay and publicly saying we don't want him to leave. Ok mate
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@northvillan
Northvillan
7 months
@anyatrades Thanks ๐Ÿ˜Ž
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@northvillan
Northvillan
2 years
So my 9 yr old has started asking me some awkward questions Last night's was "why do ppl say 69 is a funny number" Wtf do you say to that?!
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@northvillan
Northvillan
3 years
@ZoeShemmans_x And erectile dysfunction
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@northvillan
Northvillan
1 year
He's usually so committed
@MailSport
Mail Sport
1 year
BREAKING: Dwight Yorke leaves Macarthur FC after just THIRTEEN games
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