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*Breaking * Survivors of the 1976 UK heatwave are to be offered counselling and an apology from the Met Office for them not issuing a warning that the sun can be hot.

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| Breaking | Home Office declares the UK an unsafe country and will not allow any illegal migrants to be sent there..

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Jews unable to walk the streets safely in London MPs unable to walk the streets safely in London Anti semitic messages projected on to buildings in London Tory MP : London has an Islamist problem Labour MPS : That’s racist that is, sack him. See the problem here ?

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Beth Rigby tests negative for being a journalist

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Who’s the real danger ?

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I’ve not seen people this poor since I raided pensions, bankrupted the UK, collapsed financial institutions, and sold all the gold in 2008

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Morning hooligans What “far right yobbery” you got planned today ? Work ? Bit of shopping ? Walk the dog ? Have a great ‘far right hooligan’ day Free Plasticine ✊👊✊

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It was refreshing to see Sir Keir fit and well, smiling in the HOC today after his operation to remove #garyNeville from his backside

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When the beauty in showing half your face outshines someone with 2 faces.

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Britain suffering desperate shortage of credible journalists crisis

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1969 we put man on the moon 2022 we put man in womens toilets.

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Far Right Hooligan Test : Score one point for each ; Dislike Jeremy Vine Disagree with Owen Jones Like Football Defend the Jews Agree with Suella Braverman Think Corbyn is a c0ck Think Cyclists are c0cks Result : 1 point or more means you are probably a Far Right Hooligan

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He’s triggered the lot of them hasn’t he ?

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|Breaking| Met Police concerned that if they don’t catch acid attacker Abdul Ezedi within the next 50 years he could die of old age

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We’re so lucky to have these moral champion celebs using their TV platforms to lecture our government on standards aren’t we.

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‘Paul Currie could face legal action after being accused of inciting antisemitic chants against audience members during his comedy show’ Now close your eyes and imagine what the tw*t looks like …. You were correct …👇

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| Breaking | Gary Lineker, Alan Shearer, and Ian Wright are refusing to do Match Of The Day to show solidarity with Dame Alison Rose. #NatWest

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Striking nurses are ‘doing it for the patients ‘ Striking teachers are doing it “for the kids” Sanctimonious Bollocks …. They’re doing it for their wallets and their politics.

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Britain gets a nice hot summer and the @BBCNews do their best to spoil it for everyone by making a crisis out of it .

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The £ is recovering well. You can climb out of Starmers back end now @BBCNews

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*Omicron News* Macron denies Germany are to be included in the ban on countries entering France. “Germans have , and always will have the freedom to enter France at a time of their choosing “ he said.

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Attention Left Wing poppy haters.. Each square of this map made in 1919 is 250 meters by 250 meters. The map represents the Sommes battle field. The blue numbers in the squares are the number of bodies in each section. That's why we ( that care ) wear the Red poppy.

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BBC cancels weather forecast broadcasts for the next 48 hours As temperatures are below average for the time of year and significant rain fell in parts of the UK last night, normal service will be resumed when levels of hysteria and fear mongering can be raised once again.

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Anyone else noticed how Peston, Crerar, Brand, Rigby & Kuessenberg have all of a sudden become very quiet ,and very irrelevant. This is out of their league … #Ukraine

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In a poll of 100 Labour voters taken today , 113 said they wanted Boris Johnson to resign . * Source Labour Party fiscal management team.

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5 Labour MPs demanding here on Twitter that the uk taxpayer does more to help with floods overseas have, themselves, collectively claimed over £1Million in expenses in the last year. What’s the word I’m looking for 🤔

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Remember how this lot used to patronise us all with their lefty politics ? No.. me neither

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Is there a media blackout on stuff like this @PippaCrerar

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🚨 | Breaking News | Unconfirmed reports of Jeremy Corbyn turning up in Moscow with some chicken, a can of Lager and a fishing rod 🚨

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“Upon finding chemical attacker Abdul Ezedi in the Thames, he was immediately arrested by my officers. On reviewing further evidence it was apparent he was dead, and was subsequently de arrested”

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| Breaking | @bbcnews at risk of being pulled off air tonight. All news editors and staff are currently locked up in the BBC News panic room as rumours of having to report on the disappearance of suspended Labour MP Nick Brown surface …

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The Home Secretary is a ‘security risk’ you say ?

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What’s Ukrainian for “the @BBCNews must be a national embarrassment to the good people of the UK ?”

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| Breaking | Met Police suspect @MatthewStadlen ‘s phone may now be in the Thames and have widened their search to include the river..

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This ranks amongst one of the best ‘back in your box ‘ responses I’ve seen .

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Elon Musk has offered to buy the @UKLabour Party He’s rumoured to have offered a bag of cheese and onion crisps and pack of crayons.

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It means Get A Job !

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This week , Alistair Campbell & Kevin Maguire have helped people see what Labour is really all about Keep it up lads, keep your left wing politics of envy right there in the gutter for all to see 👍👍

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I apologise for my language.. I am genuinely fucking ashamed that we are closing schools for Jewish children in London because we are concerned about their safety Fucking ashamed … #London

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Why are lefties calling the Falkland Islands the Malvinas today ? Just another Britain hating stunt thinking that they are trolling Thatcher .. Disrespectful Stunts …

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Will Barry get the full Pippa Crerar, GMB, Kay Burley, BBC News, & Beth Rigby treatment tomorrow ?🧐 Answers on a postcard

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Cancelled @skytv subscription today . £120 per month . As they continue to employ @BethRigby @adamboulton and the like and support their bias left wing views , I’d rather watch Netflix and pay them . I’m not prepared to be a customer of Sky any longer .

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And how the left wept when a career criminal died 5000 miles away. Tells us all we need to know really .

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|Breaking | Exclusive Sly News poll reveals no one gives a toss any more about being labelled Far Right, they’re tired of all that shit.

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Will Yasmin Alibhai-Brown be leaving the country *again then ?

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| Breaking | IRAN have lodged a formal complaint with Yodel after none of their packages were delivered to the intended location.

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“"Boris Johnson is not only a lawbreaker but a liar, he should resign” Angela Rayner, deputy leader of the Labour party. Oops….

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BBC currently in meltdown .

Police hunt 'four black men' over shooting of Sasha Johnson

Commander Alison Heydari has made an appeal for anyone who knows the identity of the shooters to come forward - but insisted that there was no evidence the BLM activist was the true target.

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Anyone else think that this lot will fix the immigration crisis we face ? (Try not to laugh)

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Border Force votes for strike action in recent ballot. The whole country laughs uncontrollably at the irony ….

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Batley Teacher to be kept in hiding by 323 votes. @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer

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An anonymous source tells me that Rigby was so far up Cummings backside today , she managed to grab kuenssberg by the ankles.

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Love or loathe the man, it’s an excellent, accurate response from Sunak here…. #PMQs

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Fancy a bit of shopping on oxford street? A walk in Hyde park? A bit of sightseeing ? A weekend break ? Pop into Harrods ? You just wouldn’t would you ? Khan’s London only caters for this, this is Khans London recovery plan 👇

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| Breaking | Storm Gerrit has ripped through Bradford causing significant improvements.

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Is it time for the #ElectoralCommission and #ofcom to investigate the #BBC for blatant electioneering on behalf of the Labour Party ??

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I take it the plunging temperatures on Wednesday & Thursday are indicative of an ice age on the way ?

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*Train Drivers* Unhappy with your pay ? Here’s the solution …. Quit and find another job that will pay you on average £55k a year Good luck with that one 😉

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Just to recap @Keir_Starmer wouldn’t have lifted restrictions in July and would have imposed a pre Christmas lockdown . Correct ?

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Maybe change the T Shirt to “Tories made us look like c+++s ? “

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We’ve just spent 18 months ‘saving the NHS’ For this ? 👇 Don’t ask me again @BorisJohnson @NHSuk

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It’s ok if I encourage hate … because I’m a socialist…

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£1.5 million in expense claims since 2011 ? Is that correct @DavidLammy

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Keir Starmer : April 2022 “Tax burdens on the British public are too high “ Tories : Sept 2022 “We’re cutting people taxes” Angela Rayner : Sept 2022 “We would reverse the tax cuts the Tories made today” @UKLabour couldn’t tell their arse from their elbow.

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After successfully replacing ‘terrorism’ with the words ‘Mental Health incident’ the head of ‘brushing inconvenient news under the carpet’ at the BBC announced to the delight of leftists that the word ‘Arson’ will be replaced by ‘climate emergency’ in all future news bulletins…

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I see @GaryLineker has branched out into French politics.

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The @BBCNews is in crisis tonight , as there is no impending crisis to report on tomorrow

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I’ve shared your post with some Ukrainian friends , they were horrified and send you their best wishes and good luck .

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Me and kid2 finally leaving parliament after the votes for the policing bill went on until 1am - tell me again this system is family friendly ….🤨🤨🤯 #thisMumVotes

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Anyone remember the @BBC calling Corbyn ‘far left’ every time they mentioned his name ?

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Watching Labour MPs screaming for Tory resignations over what amounts to a parking ticket, whilst they applaud a convicted criminal in the HOC, one guilty of threatening an individual with acid. Peak Perspective.

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What have you put for Question 6 ?

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And as if by magic , the Angela Rayner story is buried very quickly at sea …🧐

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Do @BBCBreakfast presenters get their sneer applied in make up ?

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We apologise on behalf of the Met Police for our last apology, which we now realise was not a particularly good apology. The initial apology was made accidentally whilst trying to appear apologetic, and for this we apologise.

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The @BBCNews would rather see #LizTrussPM fail than Britain grow under her leadership . Fact.

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Have @UKLabour and @Keir_Starmer called for a parliamentary enquiry into @DavidLammy expense account yet ? £1.5million over 10 Years .

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Maybe the Met police could include the media in their investigations .. That would be a turn up wouldn’t it .

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People are worried about the cost of living she says ..

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Countries within the EU are still allowing Aeroflot flights to land on their soil . Counties within the EU don’t want to strike Russia off SWIFT. Anyone got any ‘tangible benefits’ for being in the EU ?? #Appeasement

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Did they show the same “serious concerns” whilst trashing the careers of politicians to further their own status on TV ? No is the answer…. Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield: 'Serious concerns' over wellbeing of This Morning stars | Daily Mail

'Serious concerns' for wellbeing of This Morning's Holly and Phil

ITV is standing by Holly Willoughby and Phillip Schofield and have raised 'real and serious' concerns about their welfare following the 'relentless' online trolling, sources said on Wednesday night.

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It’s best to avoid London once again today just in case the are any far right extremists reading from the bible on speakers corner or some nutter waving a Union Jack.

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Father’s Day tomorrow . That’ll confuse the left won’t it .

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| Breaking News | Nick Browns reason for suspension from the Labour Party has finally come to light .. Rumours are, he asked Angela Rayner to count to ten

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No results from the London Mayor election yet. They are due at 3pm today when the polls close in Gaza.

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Funny isn’t it. The EU acted all tough and tried to bully the UK during Brexit negotiations . Now we see how tough it really is don’t we ….. #EU

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Khan - Cancels NYE fireworks Sturgeon - Cancels New Year Drakeford - Cancels Wales All 3 want more cash from the UK taxpayer What’s the common theme here ? I’m struggling to spot it …. #LeftWing

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Spot the difference ; Here’s a clue.. One has @PaulBrandITV and @itvnews climbing all over it , the other one …..doesn’t, and never has …and probably won’t .

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Anyone could be a @UKLabour MP. 1.Turn up for work looking miserable . 2. Moan it’s ‘Not Enough’ at everyone 3. Collect £80k plus expenses 4. Repeat Bingo…

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That’s right yes, 40 poppadoms.. #durhampartygate

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Accuse everyone else of lying whilst you only ‘make mistakes’ Sure …. We’re really getting the true picture of Keir Starmer now aren’t we.

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* Civil Servants* Sh*t at your Job ? But the Boss is onto you ? Just shout…..Bully ! That’ll do the trick Within minutes you’ll be able to return to your old lazy, disruptive ways, delivering late, poor quality work,without them breathing down your neck Happy to help 👍

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Known for being a miserable bunch,the Labour Party have today shown they *DO have a sense of humour by inviting that well known *millionaire football pundit Gary Neville along to the #LabourConference2022 to talk about “Tory Taxation Policy” That’s right folks…. Gary..Neville..

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One year on , Plaudits for the NHS , the essential workers , the public , everybody today , except for this man. Love him or loathe him , he’s been all in with this , no one would want his job . He’s worked bloody hard , and frankly , I salute his efforts. @BorisJohnson

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Only the very gullible and easily led will forget this bullsh1t.

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The MSM have declared war on the government & therefore the people that voted for them in Dec 2019 too. To defeat them ,we should remove their oxygen . Stop buying the papers they work for .Boycott their news programmes.Just don’t tune in. It’s the only way. Shut them down

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Some people are saying the @Conservatives have shot themselves in the foot over Boris. I completely disagree … They have shot themselves in both feet, arms, legs and hands.

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We now have weeks of “ will you be takin in a refugee Prime Minister ?” “And if not will you resign?” to look forward to haven’t we . #Refugeegate

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