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1 month

2 hrs. 19 mins. Why did we shorten our afternoons at the ballpark?? People sat through 3 hrs of Oppenheimer in dark strip mall theaters, but 3hrs at Camden Yards is untenable for the sport.

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1 month

So glad our "actual" mayor is young, dedicated, and reflects the demographics of the city.

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Baltimore’s actual mayor

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2 months

Imaginary outer space sports complex vs. real classic American urban ball park

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After months without an update, new renderings of the A's $1.5 billion ballpark in Las Vegas have surfaced.

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1 month

Asking for one last miracle before opening day. Reopen the Baltimore plant and bring them back.

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7 months

Orioles postseason workout is looking like a Rays game

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3 months

Thank god they nailed it this year

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4 months

July 26, 2024

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1 month

Royals relievers are catching hell in the pen about the QuikTrip patch. Guys yelling down “quick trip to the bench after we walk it off”. There are many variations on this theme.

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Noah Shumway

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7 months

Baltimore is beautiful, has a gorgeous water front, is one of the few east coast cities where you can still buy a house for under 200k, has the best baseball team in the American League, and the best fans in the world. People should come live in Baltimore!!!!

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Noah Shumway

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25 days

If you look very closely at the sky today you'll see who will win the World Series

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

1 month

Wow no Jackson Holliday and 17-22" of snow for Opening Day! Probably should try to list your tickets now (preferably for 25-30% of original price, and please use Ticketmaster bc I forgot my SeakGeek password).

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10 months

Thanks @Orioles for the ticket voucher from the rain delay! Especially cool that it could be used for tickets up to $88. I never sit this close, but with the voucher I’m getting two games for the price of a $10 bleacher seat!! #birdland

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3 months

Doctor said I’ll be in bad shape if I don’t get a lot more of these into my diet soon.

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19 days

4 dollars 10 cent Chicago style

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4 months

I had to stop by and see how she’s holding up

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David M. Rubenstein

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Congrats on the sweep @Orioles !

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1 month

410 Menu is back. Huge. I can eat a hot dog every inning for $36.90.

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@noah_shumway

3 months

You gonna tweet this one??

MLB Network

@MLBNetwork

3 months

Houston vs. Baltimore? Where have we heard this one before?

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6 months

Uh what’s going on @mtamaryland @MDOTMTAHolly ?? Im in the middle of the Adirondack mountains and just passed a Baltimore city bus? When’d this route get added???

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4 months

Must have scrubbed down these trains when the light rail was suspended. Cleaner than I’ve ever seen.

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1 month

I fucking made it!!!!!!!

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9 months

Gunnar running hard into second instead of pulling up for the cycle is gonna be a favorite rant from dads and coaches everywhere for the next 20 years

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1 month

@Zechy68 Can definitely see this. The way you’re consuming it probably makes a big difference. I’ve also never complained when it’s a 9:30pm west coast game & I have to get up the next day. But on a gorgeous afternoon the game feels robbed of leisure.

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1 month

Got to say, opening day was my first time in club level seats (I’m extremely grateful for the ticket from one of the best fans I’ve met on O’s Twitter). But this is where I belong. Nosebleeds, mustard stains on my hands. Drunk kids screaming behind me. Feels like a ballgame.

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1 month

If John Angelos was still majority owner on an off day where everyone in the city is feeling great: “Strikeouts are expensive. 11 is a lot. I don’t think we can afford more than 7 without raising ticket prices. Also, hotdogs are no longer available at games.”

Maryland Dave

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1 month

Man it feels weird to have an off day as an Orioles fan and not have to worry about the ownership saying something stupid and embarrassing

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1 month

We did

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1 month

we are winning

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4 months

Didn’t have to scrape off my ride’s windows this morning.

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1 month

They can brew it on Mars. It’s a very fine shitty regular beer. I just enjoy the Baltimore iconography and am glad it’s back at the yard.

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@noah_shumway

8 months

I knew it would come to this…..an Orioles chant war is brewing between the Orioles Bird and Mr. Splash….

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17 days

Cashed in my rain delay ticket voucher for a fancy seat to watch G-Rod deal.

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@noah_shumway

2 months

A new evil empire is coming

𝙆am Brice

@kambrice1tv

2 months

The Amount of Talent the Baltimore Orioles have right now is ridiculous everyone is producing

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3 months

Scott Boras just texted this to Gunnar

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20 days

Need extra shade since I’ll be sitting about 450 ft from the sun today (Colton cowser)

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1 month

@Kristop38560529 Very valid point & maybe I miss their intention. I saw it as a gesture to casual fans who come w/ the family 4-5 a year, like they’d go to the theater a few times a year, but don’t want to commit 4 hrs. Luckily we root for the O’s. I might ask for 1 hr games as a Rockies fan lol.

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1 month

Started my summer beach diet

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16 days

If you were foolish enough to doubt Cedric Mullins at the beginning of this year, Twitter has a great feature where you can go back and delete all that trash. Go do it now.

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1 month

Baltimore strong at bike party

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18 days

Most pleasant weather at the most pleasant park in America.

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4 months

FYI they have a seductive three boob alien on Liberty St. & Fayette now

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7 months

Awesome to see the light rail like this!

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12 days

Must be cool playing in divisions with teams under .500

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@noah_shumway

1 month

I hope whoever is starting at second base gets zero shit from our fans on Opening Day. Not their fault we wanted to see Holliday. Cheer for the team on the field, they have nothing to do with this decision.

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1 month

We should all be doing daily mental health checks on A’s fans. I don’t know how they are even dealing with this. John Fisher and MLB are fucking around with the one thing that makes a lot of us not depressed for 6 months each year.

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3 months

It feels so good

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2 months

Riding the new Baltimore harbor gondolas

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1 month

Mr. Splash’s Kimbrel pose

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1 month

Me yanking off my jacket and tie, sprinting down Pratt St. at 4:30pm........just in time to watch Craig Kimbrel's first Orioles save of the year.

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@noah_shumway

18 days

Bike racks packed and people using the parking signs. Don’t take up much space, let’s add some more @orioles !

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2 months

I'd love if people visiting Baltimore in the next decade for these types of events could ride the red line down Pratt and shop/eat in a redeveloped harbor.

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2 months

The Orioles are the favorites to host the 2029 All-Star game according to @BNightengale #Orioles #Birdland #MLB #AllStarGame

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3 months

Riding one of the new MTA City Connect buses

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5 months

Wishing I wasn’t only passing through

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1 month

Opening day or gainful employment? I’ll be back.

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5 months

Best float of the day, of all time really.

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1 month

Baltimore could kill a couple birds with one stone if they installed these. 1. Slows down drivers 2. Protects bikers and pedestrians 3. Stormwater management helping prevent flooding and improving water quality 4. Add ecologically beneficial plants to the streetscape

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1 month

Nashville’s rain garden-protected bike lanes are looking good!

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@noah_shumway

2 months

This area is getting power washed in preparation for the rookie year Holliday plaques.

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3 months

Baltimore by a million

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17 days

Mlb debuts are special, David Banuelos, congrats!

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5 months

That’s an interesting way of putting it lol

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1 month

No plans, but juuuuuust in case I get an afternoon meeting cancelled and can sneak out of the office, or they push the start back.

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Noah Shumway

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2 months

Hey O's fans, lets get this Sell section going for the A's fans visiting OPACY in April. Great idea from @Orioles__Tragic ! Would love to meet some of the passionate Oakland fans and show our support. @LastDiveBar

OriolesTragic (Feel It Happen) ✡︎

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2 months

Be there or be square - #SellTheTeam

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8 months

@BirdNoticePod Feel like we’d be praising the competitiveness with other guys. Doesn’t bother me. Good outing for him today.

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Noah Shumway

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8 months

No matter what happens in extras I’d give everyone of you Orioles Twitter ppl a big fucking hug! Never really was on here much before this season but this year has been so much fun and more to come in the playoffs!!!

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

2 months

Gonna wear this with pride when the A’s are in town so John Fisher knows it’s not just Oakland that hates him, it’s every baseball fan that knows he’s a son of a bitch. @Oaklandish

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Noah Shumway

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17 days

I have fallen head over heels for Corbin Burnes. Easy to love the best pitcher in baseball being on our team. But if we get to watch Bradish spin sliders at the yard again soon?? I want to be on the record now that when Kyle Bradish comes back THAT’S MY ACE!!!!!

The Verge- An Orioles MiLB Podcast

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Kyle Bradish with three scoreless innings! 1 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 4 K. 44/26. 5 groundouts.

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Noah Shumway

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20 days

Absolutely gorgeous outside and ready to see Hollidays first mlb hit!

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9 months

Fuji wall ball

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

7 months

Mike Elias looks miserable. The guy has drafted better than anyone. Picked up discarded pieces all over the league. But he went out and got Verlander with Houston. Now he’s stuck with John. Jesus Christ.

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21 days

Also, Mateo should start tomorrow at 2b against a lefty and give Holliday a day off.

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@noah_shumway

1 month

Fixing pot holes for drivers, but many drivers give construction workers zero respect on the road. Can't be bothered to slow down. Saw a crew working on Lombard today. Car flew by on the right to get around the cones. Earlier this year, 6 killed by a speeding car on I-695.

clara longo de freitas

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Jesus Campos, a construction worker who knows the crew, said the men were from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador and Mexico. They are in their 30s and 40s and have spouses and children. “They are hard-working, humble men,” he said. More updates to come for @BaltimoreBanner .

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@noah_shumway

6 months

Positive Orioles Twitter will calmly and maturely handle the O’s being a better team next year, while probably losing a few more games.

MLB Network

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How many games will the Orioles win in 2024? 👇

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9 months

Governor Splash. Regardless of whether you like him or not, its fun. Ive been won over on the bird bath guest appearances. And I hope they showed on espn and ppl see how fun this park is!

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1 month

Open seating tonight

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19 days

Colton Cowser cannot be stopped

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5 months

Train spotted! Is this a test run?

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9 months

Still the photo of the season for me

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@noah_shumway

3 months

I’ve been unmoved by and pretty neutral when it comes to the banner, but incredible coverage all day from the sports reporters and photographers.

Baltimore Banner Sports

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3 months

Corbin Burnes and Adley Rutschman getting precise during a bullpen session

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

6 months

“Nobody uses bike lanes” “Good luck using a bike lane in the rain” Just a few of many of us out here enjoying an elevated heart rate, no car payment, and a refreshingly cool sprinkle.

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Noah Shumway

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4 months

What an awesome early Xmas gift from my sister!!! The stained glass is beautiful. Someone named Hiltrud Manley (all time name) on Etsy. Couldn’t be happier tonight.

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

4 months

Forget a snow football game. I just want to go to an opening day at Camden Yards that looks like this, one time before I die.

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@noah_shumway

4 months

Holy Trinity, bless me with your fruits and spices

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@noah_shumway

6 months

Says it all

Baltimore Orioles

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In Mike Elias we trust.

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Noah Shumway

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1 month

@visegrad24 @JeffFisch No one is plagued by social misery and violent crime here. Jesus christ, who posts this about a beautiful city in the midst of a tragedy?

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

3 months

I just got home 40 min. ago but I'm ready to head back downtown to party with this guy!!!!!

Cristina Mendez

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3 months

Reports of an agreement to sell the @Orioles franchise to billionaires David Rubenstein & Mike Arougheti for $1.725 billion has some fans celebrating outside of Camden Yards @wjz

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

1 month

Schemed up the perfect "Go to Saturday night O's game while still getting credit for spending time w/ girlfriend" plan. Asked Chloe if she wanted to do an early morning hike, then leave me at the Hunt Valley light rail so she can go thrifting while I'm at the game. Masterful.

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Noah Shumway

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10 days

I know the video was about drafted talent, but add Bradish (2028) to this graphic and it's even scarier.

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@noah_shumway

21 days

Can someone please tell me specifically whatever breathing stuff Cowser is into right now, because I need that in my life?

Eutaw Street Report

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"Cowser, I think, told him to breathe...Cowser's into some breathing stuff right now, so.." - Jordan Westburg on Jackson Holliday's debut

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@noah_shumway

8 months

Mateo going first to home is what he was born to do and we've seen this electric dash all year!!!!!

Zach Bollinger

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8 months

The crowd makes this clip so much more electric. Playoff atmosphere in Baltimore.

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

2 months

Your car talking to you like god in heaven Jim? Spend time outside a metal box downtown. Walk to Camden Yards from the Harbor. Nightmare already exists, but it can be changed. “Most important west to east street” should be for the ppl who live here, not cars speeding through.

Jim Palmer

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My ‘eye’ and my car tells me that the developers of the inner harbor want to reconfigure Pratt st. that just happens to be the most important west to east street in the downtown area. Nightmare coming.

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3 months

Orioles have the two best starting pitcher sliders in baseball.

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Noah Shumway

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21 days

I've made the painful decision to prioritize my health over going to the game. Have been dealing w/ a nasty cold, and while I would love to go cough on every single one of you and your food, I will use better judgement. Will shoot for Sat - Wed. games & seeing DL pitch tomorrow!

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

6 months

2 lane Pratt Street? I like that.

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Noah Shumway

@noah_shumway

6 months

Boy could I really go for some regular season, middle of the summer, low leverage, regular old baseball right about now.

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Noah Shumway

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28 days

It's the time of the year you can listen to baseball on the commute home. Nothing like rushing into the house to turn on the TV to catch the next at bat. Or if you're driving, waiting in the car 5 more mins with the radio on until the inning ends before you head inside.

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Noah Shumway

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3 months

I’ve never noticed this one orange seat in center right. Anyone know about it? Has I always been there and I’ve just missed it?

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7 months

Hope they never get rid of this statue. Favorite in the city.

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9 months

Thought if I came at 6 I might get a bobble…. Very wrong. Packed house.

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8 months

“This team gave up”, “pathetic performance”, “forgot how to play baseball”. Let me tell you these are professional athletes, top 1% in the world, trying their hardest in front of a dead crowd, who care a ton & have performed all year.

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