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Melbourne, Victoria
Joined January 2012
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Called it
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Robin Tran 🏳️‍⚧️
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Transphobes are so fucking stupid I swear to god
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@lukesesh2 @maximumcuddles Same but I’d like the opportunity to prove myself wrong
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“One police car was damaged… by stickers” lmfao
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9News Melbourne
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Thousands of Pro-Palestine protesters have shut down the city's busiest intersection, dumping rubble and staging a sit-in protest. @msanto92 #9News
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The Australian Dream is to purchase a house on a quarter acre block, with the proceeds of a defamation lawsuit against the nations largest broadcaster
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Deadset what a morning
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@slqld
State Library of Qld
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Meet Charlie the Virtual Veteran, an AI-generated soldier produced by State Library to help connect generations with Queensland’s wartime heritage. See history come to life as you chat with Charlie and ask him questions about World War I. Get started:
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Just learnt there’s an Australian wrestler thats an eshay
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4 months
Enjoy silicosis you dumbass lmfao
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posts you can’t show your mom
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@VenlafaxineHoe I’m not qualified to comment on her post but she makes a reasonable supermarket fridge dessert so prepared to cut her some slack
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7 months
I’m sorry but this is blatantly false, Jackson Irvine, the socceroos captain and president of the professional footballers association, has been a longtime supporter of palestine and human rights and has gone against the views of fans at his german club by doing so
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4 months
I think getting whacked on the helmet was the problem in the first place
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❤️️💙 #AFLSwansDees
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2 years
Ngl they got him here
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4 years
. @VictoriaPolice can you explain this
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@nmhbuxo A crazed man with a knife wanting to cut the throats of Westerners…. who do you call on ?
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1 year
South African bloke started at work and I’m battling not to do “the voice” around him
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2 months
I don’t think it can be explained for those not in the know how much it means for boys from Melbourne to acknowledge someone from Sydney but such was the impact of Tahmid that it’s not even a big deal
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everybody loved you brother
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10 months
An important distinction is flares - v cool Throwing them - dumb as hell
@10NewsFirstMelb
10 News First Melbourne
10 months
"I don't think any member of the Matildas would want people behaving that way." Premier @DanielAndrewsMP wants the "book thrown" at a "small group" of fans who lit flares at Federation Square during last night's devastating loss to England | @TheMatildas #TilItsDone #FIFAWWC
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@TimSmithMP If you want biffo come meet me at the harp of erin in an hour you peanut
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Water? Someone to tell how much you love them repeatedly?
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@SenatorWong @TimWattsMP Which country killed her? Can’t see it mentioned by name, not sure why?
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1 year
What happened to that guy
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This Australian classic
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@jammiedodgeer @FootyScran @gomvfc That’s tartare fucken sauce my friend
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6 months
What if John Howard was on the Epstein list and it turned out to be this guy
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2 years
Coke is better than Pepsi but Pepsi Max > Coke no sugar. Can’t be argued
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This is the dumbest thing to ever happen in my life
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2 months
The stressful part about applying for a mortgage they don’t tell you about is having to explain why the one blemish on your credit history is a criminal record from grabbing some lukewarm chips at a pub 8 years ago
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4 years
Hello and welcome to the 2020 North Melbourne Grand Final Breakfast
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1 year
I have a cheaper alternative refurbishment solution
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@michael_read_
Michael Read
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Exclusive: A $260 million renovation of the Reserve Bank of Australia’s headquarters is on track to cost taxpayers almost $500 million
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3 months
I think a big part of white Australians tendency to ham up their Irish and to a lesser extent Scottish heritage is mostly just a desire to not want to be associated with the english and tbh fair enough
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3 years
Found out my high school bully died last month so guess I got the last laugh there
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This is the worst house I’ve seen in my life
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Man that’s yet to discover Australia has multiple time zones:
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Socceroos kicking off after 9pm on a school night. May as well be playing overseas ffs.
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2 years
Thank you for clarifying that Nani isn’t part of OSM, Daily Mail
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8 months
I know it smell crazy in there
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Footys back
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4 months
A fun thing to do is call this number on niko so security hassles him
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2 years
@VinceRugari They mentioned it on the telecast
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1 year
I’m gonna have to stop doing rack if this is what it does to your brain
@swandane
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It’s been some day folks cause today is the day i learnt that men can buy tampons. I’ve now officially seen it all. Bookmark this too please @rtralphy .
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that one random celeb relationship that everyone moved on from but you literally cant forget it and think about it every day
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Gd not again
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I’ve got my suspicions for who lit the Sydney fire?
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8 months
I’ve seen too many baddies at the rallies for these thirst traps to work on me young lady
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when you’re mean to Israel this is who you’re being mean to:
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@BigBowlOfChili @Emoetive It's, uh, Pepe, he's become kind of a symbol
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Personally think the cops should have something better to do than use resources prosecuting petty vandalism from 20 years ago
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Inside Melbourne’s ‘graffiti war’ and the crew that took police 20 years to crack.
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Im liveing the autistic tradies dream
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This won’t end well
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1 year
Never heard of a what now?
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Save the MCC
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People in the comments never heard of a bussy. It was common that members would have tables cleared every quarter. Full membership is $790 and pints are $12.50. We expect there to be a good service standard in the MCC. Delaware North are not delivering.
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7 years
@gomvfc how many likes to get u to tweet a "mon the vuck"
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5 years
Fozzy would be absolutely devo, has Australian of the Year locked down and some teen with an egg has already snatched it away from him.
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2 years
This is Canberra right now - this is what the MSM doesn't want you to see
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Forever
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@ghoulsack Believe they call that nominative determinism
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Do you reckon any anti vaxxer has tried to commit suicide by getting vaccinated
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Racism is obviously bad but so are cops so who am I to judge Sam Kerr
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Someone’s left a Hawaiian pizza here and some hipster rode past and told everyone off for celebrating a chauvinistic bigot, the people weren’t happy
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drop the most iconic photo of u, i’ll start
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Fabric Softener in Toilet
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@swandane @VictorianCHO If he’s anything like his father I reckon education is fairly pointless
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3 years
This childrens toy phone with a chalkboard could have been better thought out
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I’d prefer twenty junkies up to shenanigans over this atrocity
Last week we surprised passengers with some spontaneous sing-a-longs to liven up their commute home. Check out where the choir got too below 👇 It's all part of our Autumn of Adventures, the fun starts where the journey begins. @yarratrams @metrotrains @VLine @CDCVictoria
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@MartinPakulaMP For fucks sake, I’ve just gone out and bought a horse so I could get on the piss this weekend, I better be able to return the thing or it’s going straight to the knackery, THANKS A LOT
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Bit rough to go spend 7 weeks in a tunnel under constant threat of dying in an airstrike just to get out and your compratriots are calling you ugly
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Hannah 🇮🇱 BRING THEM HOME
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Before and after. Don’t tell me these poor people were cared for.
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Love your girl every day of the month
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2 years
The best part is this time around we can’t even find a pub that’ll be showing the games anymore
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The pub has a shower in the bathroom and I’m thinking about getting in
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@mitchellvii
Bill Mitchell
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Can you imagine what the world would become without America?
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Terf that goes to Vietnam and gets angry at all the Trans
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Kinda sad we won’t be playing Poland at the World Cup, the # would confuse a whole bunch of nerds and weirdos
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It’d probably happen a lot as well if dumbass kids weren’t shitscared of being bashed by cops and fined 10k just for letting a smokebomb off, the ships sailed on ever stopping em, just teach em not to lob it into a crowd
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Horny boxing day roco is at it again
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He’s got a type
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I’m almost bored enough to go down to northcote plaza and yell at these pelicans
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Thank you to our brave police for keeping us safe once again
@7NewsCanberra
7NEWS Canberra
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A 95-year-old woman is fighting for her life following a “critical incident” at a Cooma nursing home in which she was tasered by police. #7NEWS
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Very low odds on finding a mein kampf in here
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Love and miss you
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Would strongly advocate for getting two kittens at once even if they’re dumb, annoying, and smell bad
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3 years
Fondly recalling when nazis tried to doxx me and just posted a cool photo of me
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My plans 2020
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@washingtonpost @AntonyGreenABC would have an aneurysm if he read this
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Get a load of this nimrod
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