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Jake Symbol

@JakeSymbol

3 years

Update on my trial. Thank you to all my fans for your love and support

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@JakeSymbol

4 years

I’m sick of pointing a gun at my dad through my window at 2am as he pleas “come on Jake. Just let your old paw in. I’m tired” and replying “You’re not my dad. He’s asleep in the other room. I hear him snoring” then watching his expression go sour as he turns back toward the woods

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3 years

Today I will be able to like whichever tweets I like. It’s the first day of the rest of my life

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3 years

I’m sorry you don’t feel queer enough :( it’s because you’re not

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5 years

All babies do is scream at working class women. Shut the fuck up you little misogynists

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2 years

@samuelwockhardt A good coping mechanism I learned when I’m anxious from weed is to think this exact thought repeatedly as well as other things that are wrong with me

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3 years

If you’re curious, this super important call ended with presidential candidate Gloria La Riva yelling at a trans woman for calling her cis. I left the zoom meeting mid-outburst and drank my first full glass of water of the day

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4 years

@pIayboibri She’s not even being playful. They’re about to break up

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3 years

Hey Alexia, here's the tweet I was effectively kicked out of the party for liking

Alexia Supports the Palestinian Resistance, M. Ed.

@comradealexia

3 years

Some of my mutuals liking this lol. We dont monitor likes—if you’ve got comrades on your Twitter, and they see you liking inappropriate shit—it gets reported by another comrade. We have a social media policy that’s clearly stated when you first join. They’re party guidelines 🙈

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2 years

If fatness were the mark of the imperial exploiter, Native Americans would not have an obesity rate 1.6x that of whites, whose colonial plunder has left them in food deserts. Fatness is not a symbol of greed and fat people don’t represent imperialism. Bisexuals do

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4 years

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2 years

@kassianeckles This is absolutely true but to be fair she was also older, shy/socially awkward on stage, autistic, and from a working class family and I think people were inspired that someone who could never have been pegged as a powerful performer proved herself to be one

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3 years

I love attention so I appreciate all the QT's but know that if you critique them on here you are going to be dismissed as "online." Anyone who uses the internet to them does not have opinions worth considering

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4 years

@NatRossetti @georgecoskramza It really sucks that the guy who lives at 2100-02 Locust St. would be this greedy :/

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2 years

@dan_hornsby So he’s at least as Italian in real life as he was on the show

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4 years

@NatRossetti @georgecoskramza It also is a disgrace to Hermosa Beach, California where his house at 18 5th Street is :/

Joel L Freedman, (310) 372-0374, 714 Marlita St, Hermosa Beach, CA

Name: Joel L Freedman, Phone number: (310) 372-0374, State: CA, City: Hermosa Beach, Zip Code: 90254 and more information

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3 years

Every lit mag's submission page is like "We want work that DESTROYS US, NEUTERS us, PEES IN OUR MOUTH, PULLS out clumps of our hair, SHOOTS us, NUTS INSIDE US"

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8 months

Rules to survive in New York: -groove -slam -work it back -filter that -baby bump that track -groove -slam -work it back -filter that -baby bump that track -groove -slam -work it back -Space Cowboy just play that track -Gaga in the room -so starstruck cherry cherry boom boom

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4 years

@twogenevdabs I opened the article and the rest of the paragraph is weird too

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23 days

@RegentHubbard I’m glad I didn’t know you exist when I went to Michigan. Here’s the art work, by the way

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3 years

Oh also, the only tweet I can think of showing "rejection" of the statement is this emotional subtweet, expressing that I have been holding anger and guilt inside me for months, suppressing my resentment, in order to maintain party discipline and organize

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@JakeSymbol

3 years

For months now I have been disciplined, patient, open-minded, self-sacrificing about a situation that has been eating me fucking alive and to finally realize now that I've been completely correct in feeling the way I feel makes me want to explode with joy and anger

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3 years

@hereiamja Yeah for the record they clarified they weren’t monitoring it, just that other members had reported the tweets to party authorities. Ah, what a relief

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2 years

Ratio + L + in my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now. In our "special place." Waiting for you. Waiting for you to come to see me. But you never do. And so I wait, wrapped i

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2 years

I learned a really good reframing technique in therapy today that I wanted to share with y’all. When you’re down, think of it as if every smile is a baby in your face. When you frown, it’s like you’re making people watch you have a miscarriage. Your feelings are a burden

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3 years

Absolutely bone-chilling to try and shame people for believing claims that your org harbors predators when members are expelled for even talking to each other about it. Very normal way to make potential victims feel safe

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4 years

Never smelled barbecue this good

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4 years

A man who used grindr to lure, murder, and mutilate a young gay man near my hometown last year had been visited by the police when his previous victim escaped his basement and ran down the street screaming. The police laughed it off and told the newspaper it was consensual kink

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3 years

@civil_gumshoe @repulsive_cut Yeah by "inappropriate shit" you'd think something bigoted but no this is what they mean

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2 years

@towotz @kayteterry

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4 years

If you’re about to DM me about a problematic tweet you saw me like, stop. Drive to McDonalds and buy a large unsweet tea. Stop at a gas station and buy some Simply Lemonade. Drink about half your tea, replenish the cup with lemonade, and stir with your straw. Bam. Arnold Palmer

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3 years

@a_v__prince Try telling them that! They’ve heard it before lmao

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4 years

I’m in bed listening to techno and sexting a bisexual hockey player. You’re on a Facebook page called “sounds authoritarian but ok” love-reacting memes where gritty wins an argument with Fidel Castro

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@JakeSymbol

3 years

For months now I have been disciplined, patient, open-minded, self-sacrificing about a situation that has been eating me fucking alive and to finally realize now that I've been completely correct in feeling the way I feel makes me want to explode with joy and anger

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3 years

This isn't a typical office, this is a cool office. The boss says "fuck." The employees are scared to say it but they do laugh when the boss says it

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4 years

*petting a stranger’s dog in the park* can I call her the f-slur?

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3 years

@abstinentboytoy Party for Socialism and Liberation

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5 years

What the fuck is “queer temporality?” Please pay the rent they just sent the eviction notice

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5 years

You are *bangs gavel* canceled. Release the accountability hornets

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3 years

I wonder what PSL philly is going to tell their members to make them think I’m a piece of shit. “Jake Symbol says ‘bitch’ and ‘Ass’ online every day. He has publicly admitted to having a gay penis and an outrageous pussy. This is the perverse reactionary who wrote this document”

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4 years

@_STANDBYME10 @allymainesnose @SaraMRosenthal @gagadaily @ladygaga no earlier in the interview she introduced the plastic diamond she always puts in her coffee. and here she is sucking on it

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3 years

@MyDadIsOld Wish I would have asked myself this some time in the past couple years

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5 years

It was wrong of my stepdad to call me a faggot when I was 15 because I straightened my hair. He should have called me a faggot because I was watching gay porn on his computer

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4 years

I’m sorry.

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@JakeSymbol

3 years

And I hope you slimy fucking narcissists and bright-eyed sycophants feel ashamed of yourselves

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2 years

Being gay is as much nature as nurture. It’s as much a result of your mom drinking poison throughout her pregnancy as it is your mom putting a little bit of poison in your cereal every morning or your school spraying poison on the playground to turn the kids gay

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5 years

Ideal relationship: My boyfriend Troy rips his vape then dies in Dark Souls and calls his xbox gay. I place pizza rolls in his mouth, raising a can of watermelon Arizona to his lips to wash them down with. He tells me he's not trying to commit to a relationship right now

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@JakeSymbol

3 years

Today was told by someone responsible for a rape investigation “when you ask me to put things in writing, it makes me feel like you don’t trust me”

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3 years

[instagram post of my breakfast with a houseplant in the background] chia seeds, almond butter, bulgur wheat, raw honey. love is an action, not a feeling. i’ve been working on loving & forgiving my past self, & i also kill dogs for pleasure. i have killed over a dozen dogs

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@JakeSymbol

3 years

I have two fur babies :)) when I was pregnant and selling blood plasma for groceries I took a gig eating experimental “butter” for the CIA. My twins are covered in fur and they kill dogs and aren’t legally recognized as human. I wish they’d never been born

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3 years

[pic of my boyfriend] vday dinner with this one! You are my bastard. Your smell paralyzes me. My mother said I don’t deserve better. She said I would end up dating a corpse. And I did. And the police are going to take me from you

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4 years

I'm afraid to try BDSM because what if I'm chained up and my dom pees on me then slips in his pee and dies and I starve to death? [job interviewer writes "PISS SLUT" under "greatest weakness"]

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3 years

@CarelessPurr Chicago is a fucking shit show of surveillance and abuse and if I brought it up to philly leadership I know nothing would happen

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4 years

My boy Joe @heterofobe took a club to the head today from some oaf in the Philly Police Department. Can we get some “Thank you Joe”s going in the replies ⬇️

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3 years

To the four hundred anarchists who just followed me: welcome. You are going to learn a lot about my asshole

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4 years

This is what sexual submissives sound like in Minnesota

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2 years

Cows have feelings, but language is beyond them. Go ahead, my sweet daughter. Call the cow a faggot

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4 years

Tonight my husband cooked us steaks from an animal he refused to identify. They stung my mouth but I was afraid to complain because he got them from the Crack. It’s a huge crack he crawls into in our basement that I’m not allowed to enter or speak of

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3 years

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8 months

@MarquardtA @betsy_klein “I just kind of feel like I didn’t order that air strike like idk haha”

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4 years

Stop whitewashing looting and rioting. People of every race are doing it — and that’s okay. It is justified and practically victimless, the masses are supportive even if they’re not taking part, and it’s working.

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@JakeSymbol

3 years

PSL selectively quoted a woman’s disclosure of sexual assault I sent them to portray it as an admission of consent. When they found I was compiling my grievances, they sent me to an emotionally manipulative meeting by way of retaliation. Read what I had helped compile below

king of water cup city

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3 years

"Ruthless Criticism, But Keep It to Yourself: Concealment and Corruption in the Party for Socialism and Liberation’s Philadelphia Branch" (a document written by two former members of the PSL and being posted with their consent).

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3 years

If you totally snap and slay in Resident Evil Village you unlock Gay Ethan where Lady Dimitrescu hangs out with you and says “tea...” every time you kill a monster. And the werewolves call you a faggot

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3 years

In case the Party for Socialism and Liberation (PSL) has convinced you that these thoroughly documented grievances about a sexual abuse investigation are the result of toxic white maleness, just FYI

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4 years

My friends are pissed off at me for having sex with a cop, even after I explained that I timed it for when I had diarrhea and successfully soiled his marriage bed causing his wife to find out and divorce him, then everyone called him Officer Diarrhea Penis until he killed himself

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3 years

PARTY AUTHORITIES: Comrades, Jake Symbol is on a vindictive campaign to cause divisions within the Party. Do not interact. The Committee is working on a response. ME: Sometimes I hold in my pee because the pressure stimulates my penis and makes me horny

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4 years

I injected napalm into my ass cheeks so that if anyone ever grabs or smacks my ass without permission we will both die

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3 years

Really deft satire. The perfect analogue to when my friend was raped then the entire bureaucracy united against her in coordinated harassment then purged everyone who so much as questioned how the situation was handled

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4 years

"BUSSY ON FLEEK" I yelp, bolting awake from my six-year coma, and hit my head so hard against the ceiling of my coffin that I break my skull and instantly die

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3 years

Comrade, we've been told by several members that you have been offering them Hertz donuts and ABC gum,

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3 years

While you were out partying, I was in my jammies going nunnite

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3 years

@reiyashi The funny thing is my tweet wasn't monitored by an authority figure, it was reported to them by mutuals who was me liking it

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4 years

You will not be seeing Shane Dawson anymore.

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3 years

Zoomers are GOING IN on millennials for eating food. "Millennials love to eat food instead of soil," says Jayden Sweller in a scathing TikTok. The remaining 57 seconds depict him laboriously vomiting a dark paste into his lap. White dots in his puke suggest that it is garden soil

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4 years

*grad student voice* urging people to "punch cops" only reifies the logics of whooping ass,

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2 years

A girl broke all her bones and had to go to the hospital for surgery. Her boyfriend said “I love you. I will be here when you wake up.” When she woke up she asked “where is my boyfriend?” The nurse said “who do you think donated those bones?” Her boyfriend slithered into the room

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5 years

I threw a Molotov cocktail at my boyfriend because he tried introducing hierarchy (boundaries) into our polycule

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3 years

@palante_palante I do not want to start quarrels with party members or the party right now, and this exchange will end here, but I would like this to be clear to ppl I really respect: my attempt to confront my concerns was entirely internal, and met with retaliation. I showed discipline for years

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3 years

I’m on the horse spectrum. Im not disabled, I’m just a little bit of a horse. They told me when I was little. It’s not a disease, it’s just part of who I am. They fed me glowing hay. They experimented on me

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4 years

Kids at school, house clean, dinner in the crock pot. Time to load the gun and find where my husband is meeting his mistress today

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4 years

Conversion therapy goals

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4 years

*straight lady talking to gay couple* so who’s the younger one and who’s the predator?

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3 years

I fucking can’t with the Winnie the Pooh discourse today. He’s not “petty bourgeois.” He lives in the woods because of his PTSD

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4 years

When Walt Disney painted this in 1928, he had no idea he’d just created the character that would define his legacy

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3 years

I am NOT in a cult, it’s just that my positive opinion of someone does a complete 180 if they leave and I begin calling them “The Serpent,” “The Darkness,” and “Trotsky 2”

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4 years

It’s been a long day in my mentions and I just want to go home and let my parrot out of its cage and beg it to kill me

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3 years

"Comrade, If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you're sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride. For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we hav

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@JakeSymbol I think you accidentally joined a sorority lmao

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4 years

I was trying to smack off to the Will Smith butt shot in I, Robot but then I heard the tractor rev up, which means my dad is having another “midnight man-rampage” so I had to put some pants on, load his pistol and lead him by gunpoint back to bed

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10 days

Nobody cares if you bring your cishet boyfriend to pride. Nobody knows he’s cishet. Nobody thinks about him. Nobody notices him, not even you. He doesn’t even exist. He isn’t really with you and not even you care. He hates you for that. He isn’t real and you still hurt him

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4 years

*talking to my deeply depressed daughter* You’re not always gonna feel awesomesauce, and some days you won’t feel amazeballs,

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4 years

As bisexuals are half gay, they can only say half the f-slur: fag

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4 years

This was my favorite book as a kid. It stands for the Big Fucking Gaywad. It’s about an enormous old faggot who kidnaps an orphan girl so he can have a sis to spill the tea with

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5 years

@LegitTayUpdates @ali_ansel Thank you comrade

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3 years

My 8yo daughter is still crying about kink at Pride. I told her it’s banned. “But Daddy, I want to watch faggots get choked!”

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2 years

I’m so mortified when my mom calls me her little pet names like “Omelas boy” and “The Victim” and “my gayest burden”

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4 years

Every leftist I disagree with is an academic, whereas I am a homegrown heap of country lovin’

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4 years

Have you seen this man? What do you think his name is? Take a guess before you continue reading. You guessed Joseph Bologna. 100% of readers have guessed his name just by looking at his face. Scientists hypothesize that it’s because he’s a neckless oily piece of shit

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3 years

The only thing I eat at Thanksgiving is CORN My husband doesn’t fuck me he just likes to watch PORN

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1 year

“Boy pussy,” I mutter. The corpses of my faintly autistic followers begin to stir, pulling arrows from their flesh

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3 years

I can attest PSL never provided us any education on consent or individual expressions of male chauvinism. They even skipped my candidacy class on feminism/the women’s struggle. They did so little to earn our confidence and now want us to feel ashamed for thinking the worst

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