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@null_fruit

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i like my neighborhood, i like my gun

Chicago, IL
Joined January 2009
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hm. me
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Sorting r/cigarettes by Controversial
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Oh hell yeah
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Me on silkroad in 2011
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Waking up to a mountain lion in the backyard was the Coronapocalypse plot twist I did not see coming.
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TWO coworkers yelled at me for putting a Robyn song on our LGBTQ dance music playlist because she isn't gay... even though it's gay royalty music... and someone just put on a Taylor song without being challenged. I am not in community with y'all
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long ?
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the Amazon FC ambassadors aren't bots, but the reality is a little weirder: their accounts are company property and get switched out monthly. here, Ciera seamlessly becomes Hannah after Ciera's month long assignment ends
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rt
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The vibe for this year has been determined: tech grifts on trans people that work only to alienate us. A companion app to the transgender experience? no thank you I will simply talk to other trans people
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@GoodWillsmith i keep that shit close
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I am begging liberals and puritans to be more outraged about the fact that it's 2021 and gay men are still arrested on sodomy charges than they are outraged that some of us want to wear short shorts and leather in public.
@bilericoproject
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Four men arrested for breaking sodomy law in Maryland police raid
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I think it's important to recognize that while Pikachu is not a cop, his job as an independent detective reveals, ultimately, his ruling class interests.
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you ever think about roast beef's shirt at least monthly for 15 years until you just make it yourself. thanks RB
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@chaoticitgirl sorry you can't get any pussy or whatever
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try to imagine the city of Chicago with a normal mayor. look into your heart and admit that it's impossible
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this is probably my favorite photo available on-line. it has been with me through three states, five computers, & three external hard drives
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@turing_police I was calm and normal until the 3 oz pour
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hbd Jazz aka blini cat <3
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blini cat is 10 years old today everybody say happy birthday blini cat
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Daring!
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Perfect website
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stop calling being a nice & helpful person 'emotional labor'. tweeting isn't emotional labor! being nice to your friends, even if they're cis men, isn't emotional labor! emotional labor refers to the unique job requirements of service workers in a service-based economy! stop it!!
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"Fool of a Took" is one of the most devastating things you can call someone. you cannot come back from it
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If you're having a bad day just go to a niche subreddit and sort by Controversial
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Everyone wants to assign themselves a major arcana card. Oooh I'm the hanged man. I'm the high priestess. I'm the magician. Buddy, you're the four of pentacles. Someone has to be
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this is what living in Florida is like
@slowpuke_
puke (was almost in Priscilla)
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my sim rippin a bong in a subway eatin cookies with a goblin
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We must revive the inspired 1890s concept of the “opium den”
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i love that the presence the twins is so ominous that it's super easy to miss Tim fckin' Heidecker, who is a truly terrifying addition
@MatthewACherry
Matthew A. Cherry
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Here's the cast of @JordanPeele 's next feature film #Us @Monkeypaw
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"what was your covid lockdown thing" girl it was working at my job
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@GoodWillsmith I'm getting into fitness and I have a European mindset.
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is that a thumb drive. what's on it
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we really do not need any more fake communities that run us ragged & bleed us dry. we don't need venture capitalists driving the direction of our resources. we certainly don't need an app to track our Transgender Experience. what we do need is safety, personhood, and each other.
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Soon they're launching Bliss, a transition mutual fund app that appears to invest your gender confirmation related savings into gay-friendly securities which is the funniest sentence I've typed in a long time
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joe biden is on an extremely long list of old fucking men who owe me 2000 dollars
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you're telling me a pan seared this scallop
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Reddit. they got it from reddit
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here's a picture of people replying to my tweets after they've finished licking bezos' prescription shoes
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Dudes rock
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Since it hasn't been launched yet I can't confirm but there's simply no way this isn't just stealing from trans people
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Solace (and Solace Plus) is an app that gameifies your transition by listing out goals and checkpoints for you to hit. Many trans-related achievements available, including... piercings?
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it's friend shaped.
@BoneKrishna
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Besides its golden color, the Salamandra Aurea also posses a tail in the shape of a head, complete with two dark spots for eyes, to confuse predators. It is also quite feisty, many times preferring to fight instead of fleeing. Which one could argue only makes it look adorable.
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Clarity is worse than I imagined. Check out your gender options: Male, Female, and Center Slider
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TAROT TEETH
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@null_fruit Check out the entire substance of the app. It's these three questions over and over.
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for instance this is the funniest image ever published and it's not racist
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@solarishilton I'm gonna say it
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I've never cosigned anything harder in my life LMAO when my ex did this to me, four cops bust in my room pointing guns at me and proceeded to try to make me walk to the ambulance naked. they insulted me all the way to the hospital. only this year paid off the ambulance + ER fees
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@TheodoraLeigh4u it's true that white women sometimes feel threatened in unthreatening scenarios because they are racist, but your take ignores that misogyny is pervasive in many countries and cultures. it's very "take the compliment sweetie" and frankly: no
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@Billaric @kiranopal_ WHERE'S CUTHBERT
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The Olympics transvestigations actually make me completely insane. I'm not sure how to word this thought I have, but basically, you can prove you're a woman over and over again by their own rubric and they will move the goal posts every time because--
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great point - and moreover, most of these thinkpiece writers just don't want to see faggots being happy. look at that first picture. what is even offensive? there is nothing harmful happening here. men enjoying being out and proud with each other. it's beautiful. that's love
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Lily Simpson is putting the T(rans) in YouTube
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Never a good look for the TERFs to be on your side
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all chickens fuckin DO is scrap!! you people would not survive five minutes on the farm!!!!
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The point of Apps IS marketing and research, so I'm left wondering if Clarity is the metrics app that funders & data aggregators get to use to develop improved transgender demographic profiles so advertisers know if they should show you cat ears or binders.
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5 years ago, coughing out a bong hit & laughing: Charles Manson & the deradicalization of the 60's antiwar movement was a CIA op present day, stone sober, sitting on my porch blowing on my coffee: Charles Manson and the deradicalization of the 60's antiwar movement was a CIA op
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@mixedgrass666 oh man so there's a couple ways to make it, all involve fermenting a soy bean/wheat mixture called moromi. depending on the method the moromi can be more liquidy or a harder mass you have to press and extract the soy sauce from. i think he's doing that one
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this is so disgusting, like whoever introduced this bill should be publicly humiliated. this is setting a precedent to allow insurance companies to deny healthcare claims related to other "preventable illnesses" like "obesity" and "addiction-related health", etc. horrible country
@OccupyDemocrats
Occupy Democrats
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BREAKING: Illinois introduces a bill to force unvaccinated residents to pay out of pocket for their hospital treatment if they catch COVID, saying that they “must asume the risk” and “take responsibility” for their carelessness. RT IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR STATE SHOULD DO THE SAME!
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The Liquor Store by My House Chicago, Illinois, 2020 COVID-19 IS SOME REAL SHIT! Inkjet printed paper on glass doorfront
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sorry about the malevolent mist i dispersed outside your home when i was mad for two minutes. i didn't know it contained horrors unknown to this world and others
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Euphoria is a suite of apps targeted at the "transgender experience". Let's take a look!
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I need to stress that an anti-sodomy raid occurred in 2021. We find places to be ourselves & you still find us and punish us. Your anti-homophobia rhetoric needs to include gay people who have sex, not just people who want legal marriage, or they will kill us again.
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two neuros diverged in a wood, and i-- i took the one less typical,
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I'm concerned that if I ever live with a partner that I'll lose my mystery hours. I need to be doing some dark unknownable stuff approximately 2-3 hours per day
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There has been a massive influx in anti-LGBTQ hate crimes and criminalization the past few years and you, yes YOU, need to stop being secretly disgusted with us in order to end it.
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*whispering* wife wife wife wife wife *chanting louder* Wife Wife Wife Wife *banging fists on table* WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE
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Gm
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Catharsis is Calm for trans people, seemingly. I wonder if it'll try to teach people coping skills by encouraging them to share at their phones more
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This surge of misunderstanding about what COINTELPRO actually looks like is very dangerous. PSL and many of its individual members would have you believe that to simply criticize the party in public is a form of COINTELPRO & akin to "cop work". These recent claims are unfounded.
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All of these combine to create a group of apps that strive to get to know you well enough to improve your gender-related life - nay, your whole life - something the trans community has done on its own without venture capital for all of history.
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Finally, here's Clarity, a mood tracking app specific to the trans experience. You can track your gender feelings and get big data views on your gender experienceTM.
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I'm imagining the Euphoria meetings where they discuss that the increased user screen time of Catharsis is really good for business and becoming un-calm
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I feel better
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roses are red 5g oxygen is green click the robo-link below to
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me handing the blunt to baby yoda
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little aside: raise your hand if you're a dev who wants your funders in your dev channel lmao
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@GoodWillsmith They're right
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At best these apps are totally useless to us and at their worst they are actively harmful to us
@aardvarkwizard
Tom Paris is Burning
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@null_fruit I downloaded this once when I was unsure what to do and if you are not very binary with very binary goals it’s worse than useless. One of the myriad of things that kept me from seeking medical help for years
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Y'all know what mfin time it is
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"tops who can't host" is one of those memes with no basis in reality. like you just cleaned out your ass. why are you riding the bus? make them come to you
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"I don't like condoms, I can't feel anything when I use them" Well b*tch when I take birth control I feel everything in the entire world, even shit that doesn't exist, so unless you want me to spend the entire date crying because I saw a pigeon that looked cold, wrap it tf up
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I wish women didn't have to publically reveal the most traumatic and horrifying moments of their lives to be taken seriously
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Venezuela. ✊
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Take Grimes' sword away
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In a transexual newsletter from the 80s I read recently, there is an open letter on the front page addressed "Dear esteemed members of the Gender community," and I think we should bring that back
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Oh my god I am going to [redacted]
@twinkofswords
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holy shit, the paid version of their new app basically just sends you an envelope with a gift card "relevant to your transition". The He option is a razor subscription service, the They option is a Starbucks card
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hey folks on testosterone, check your 1mL vials! there's been a recall
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