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@ngeloxyz

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Angelo 🇵🇷
6 months
President Biden, My name is Angelo. I am 26 years old. I visit the Europe. The co-working places are closed 3 pm on a Friday. This region yearns for freedom. Please send Lockheed F-35 Lightning II Multirole Fighter Aircraft.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Going to snap out of it- good night
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
find your next opportunity
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
It is no longer called “Long Distance Relationship” it is now called “Dating From Home”
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
“Hosting a founder’s dinner in MIAMI and I have ONE more-“ You bolt awake in the sprawling campuses of Redmond. You are not online. It is 1994 AD. You are Microsoft CEO Bill Gates, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Netscape must burn.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
I am secretly plotting for your upfall, I am conspiring for your success, I talk about how under-appreciated your work is within private group chats
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
There are no 10s in San Francisco, only zeros and ones.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
8 months
If Railway ever messes up, please, please, publicly shit on Railway. We recently fixed numerous issues that were hidden to us because users felt bad about raising them. Don’t feel bad, and if need be, lose tact. Let us know how we fuck up and how we can help.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
As an adult, being in the AWS console for long periods of time is a form of depression. If you don't believe me, ask yourself this. Think about the 100 greatest moments of your life. Do any of those moments include AWS? Probably not. And this comes from a lifetime SRE.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
@anothercohen This is perfect, I paid for a 2 year Product certificate program where we learned DICK Demoralize - Showing all metrics going down Interrogate - Ask the team why the product is in decline Challenge - If they provide a reason, reject it Kickoff - Start more projects anyways
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Angelo 🇵🇷
1 year
does anyone else know how much I should tip AWS when I pay my bill?
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
Sorry water drinkers, the Diet Coke drinker gets the girl
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Kim Kardashian
2 years
late nite snack
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
Just had my 1:1 with Mihir. We discussed some positive signs of growth that we were tracking in our friendship Tableau dashboard. As well as committing to rectifying some bad habits I have. (Mouth-breathing) Excited to be on this rocketship 🚀🚀🚀
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mihir
2 years
You are the average of the 5 people you spend the most time with. That’s why every quarter, I evaluate myself and my friends on 3 key criteria: - Income - Fitness - Influence Anyone who scores below me is cut off. Complacency is the first step towards mediocrity.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
✨my day as a PM✨
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
when a undergraduate CS major crosses their junior year they must make a crucial decision that will shape their career - be a programming language person - be a database person
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
I will not get an MBA. I will not get an MBA. I will not get an MBA.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
If your avi looks like this, Railway has a well paying Infra job for you.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Can’t spell SIMP without the letters PM
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
@katiewav If you are like me- the cool thing about being a 1 in SF, is that you are a 1 everywhere
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
endorse me for memes
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
unpopular opinion: tech parties are fun
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Sometimes I think I wasted 3 years of my life being a PM
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
2022 Q1 Product Roadmap - fuck it - we ball
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
@jtannady If I worked at Ernst & Young I would simply greet my coworkers every morning by saying "EYYYYYYYY"
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 months
I…worked on this story for a year…and…he just…he tweeted it out.
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Jake
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@godwhoa Getting there!
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
people have asked: why I did I leave a cushy PM job making TikToks to do Support at a fledging Infra startup with an extremely high likelihood of failiure to do stuff like this-
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
you don't need 32 GB+ RAM for Chrome you need a Adderall prescription
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
Microsoft is going to acquire Notion for $69 Billion.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Adobe is going to acquire Figma for $50 Billion.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
circle of life
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Going to flex a bit: but its nice going sleep knowing I helped another person get their first job in tech
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
im doing a piece on Gen-Z builders, if you are under 40 please DM me
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
@luciascarlet @ImLunaHey The MacOS system apis actually are quite brittle and undocumented compared to their Win32 counterparts. Say what you will about Windows, many Win7 programs still run.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Listen y’all: @JoshuaOgundu took a call from a random stranger (me) and spent an hour helping me sort out my future career plans. He didn’t have to do that. The dude spends his spare time uplifting folks. The dude is a saint - let a dude chill.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
"WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF THE CHAINSMOKERS RELEASED AN NFT, THEY WOULD LITERALLY BE LIKE THE BLOCKCHAINSMOKERS IF THAT HAPPENED"
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Angelo 🇵🇷
10 months
then: fold over table, tv on ground today: finally added final touches to the apt. life is good
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Angelo 🇵🇷
11 months
hardest part of moving from engineering has been this
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Angelo 🇵🇷
10 months
So much institutional knowledge lost to the Slack free plan
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
Bridgit Mendler may prove that Disney Channel child stardom is the equivalent to the UNSC Spartan program from Halo If a child can survive that level of neurotic scheduling, then, of course they can handle a PhD program at MIT For every 100 Vanessa Hudgens, one Mendler is worth
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
theres going to be a weird public sentiment turn against VSCode in 3 years thats going to be irrational driven by newfound emacs/vim converts
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Adobe is going to acquire Figma for $50 Billion.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
log(😅) = 💧log😄
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
No more arguments about languages on the TL
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
@hedgefundmafia Fun fact Bahamian students get charged In-State tuition at FIU (State school in Florida)
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
@zck I think I was at that dinner too, glad we are sharing our insight
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
At a dinner with top founders and VCs. Not a single one thinks remote is the future — and almost all the founders are back in the office 4-5x a week
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
having tremendous fun on opening night here on 👁👄👁
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
man,,, there's no feeling like the feeling when the people you look up to don't like your work
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
@anothercohen For legal reasons this is a joke.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
insane levels of spin on this marketing header
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
CALLED IT
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Adobe is going to acquire Figma for $50 Billion.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
they lied
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Who the heck called it Open Source Software and not Free Range Software
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Angelo 🇵🇷
11 months
@JayCuda how come every chicagoan I know is a: - surveyor - salesman - systems architect never met anyone else from there who wasn't that
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
wow nice, we just added the ability to tweet from this app
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
hes a 10 but
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
bro how do you oversell a flight, just sell the right amount of tickets lmbao
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Angelo 🇵🇷
11 months
@DougGrecek @JayCuda you can just say you're from Chicago
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
There is no pipeline problem. Make the hire, send the wire.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
10 months
Believe it or not, I developed a fear of public speaking over the pandemic. 9 months ago at the AI meetup at Yext NY- I clammed up and just speedrun a demo and ran offstage. This time: some chuckles. I’ll take it! Ty @lightspeedvp 🙇🏻‍♂️ (psst download )
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Lightspeed
10 months
Next #GenerativeNYC demo tonight: @ngeloxyz of @TRASHdotBABY . Merge two photos instantly. Now on the App Store!
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
is live This is the most ambitious crossover dev event in internet community history, Gen Z Mafia's @202accepted @LongTran02 @ballanrahill @erinbeess , Substack Star @youfoundanisha , 👁👄👁 Alum @enandini_ and ZoomerCo's @nhuebecker all contributed 1/3
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The easiest Tesla giveaway ever 🥳 (link in bio)
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
realizing that my job is more related to playing overcooked than factorio
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Angelo 🇵🇷
1 month
Folks you don’t need our permission to host a meetup. NY is criminally under meetup-ed. @ekzhang1 ’s NYSRG got a waitlist. NY Systems got a waitlist (sorry). Papers We Love is back and packed. The market demands more (technical) meetups. Get going!
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
@RubinReport You are supposed to lick the boot not swallow it whole.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
7 months
irony is the only defense we have against ai
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Me, applying to be a PM at Roblox so I can unlock my own account that I made when I was 10.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
[nuanced programming language discussion] 1 💬 ♻️ 17 ❤️ JavaScript? more like JavaScrap lmao 214 💬 6.7K ♻️ 34.4K ❤️
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Some professional news: I am temporarily not a professional. I’m excited/scared for whats next.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
a DAO where taylor swift + stans can buy the masters from Scooter Braun
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
Can’t believe 3 months ago was 1 year ago
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 months
@iconredesign @luciascarlet there is a theme of Apple names where the project leaders didn't have more influence than Jobs/Schiller so there are some products that have a sort of resignation naming vibe: "Thunderbolt Display (2011)" is another goated one in that category
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
w?
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
“Can we normalize ________?” Yes, we uhhhh, in fact, can...
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Memories: A great feature to remember unprompted photos of your ex set to uplifting music
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
how it started: how it's going:
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Angelo 🇵🇷
11 months
Some professional news: I am officially focusing my time at @Railway on all things Success and Sales. It's the worst kept secret in Infra but the cats out of the bag. Others have asked: WHY?!? Let's dive in.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
Gen Z VCs were a ZIRP phenomenon
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
I never liked the concept of nobodies/somebodies You already are someone, who matters to someone
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
bro you dont need a new email app to be productive you need typing lessons
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Angelo 🇵🇷
10 months
WOJNAROWSKI: Sam Altman is making the move to the CBA joining the Guangdong Southern Tigers for an undisclosed sum.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Stay on Twitter long enough and you realize most of the "smart" influencers are rehashing each other's threads.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
telling my girlfriend that we are watching “everything everywhere” and then instead watching “Morbius” for the 4th time
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
LETS! TALK! VANITY METRICS! number of connections you have on LinkedIn
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
@WillManidis This work is meaningful and important
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Insane to see the graphic design GOAT @MiseryElliott and the #1 DJ in the World @gum_mp3 on Forbes’s IG Big things for both of them
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
“you just had to be there”
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
Seen some tweets hand wringing about “think of the young employees” with regard to remote work Total cope posted by low tier managerials on this app. Gen Alpha is already on a ROBLOX game dev team at the age of 14 and they never met a single one of their coworkers making bank
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
They don't tell you how hard it is to leave a job when you liked everyone you worked with. I'm thankful they gave 21 year old me the responsibility I had. Onward.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
Your honor, my client is Bronze 2 after 1,000+ games. My client isn’t fit to stand trial.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
I stand with Rahul Ligma.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
10 months
Sam Altman this, Sam Altman that, how about you find some alt woman already
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Angelo 🇵🇷
3 years
*🎤 taps mic* I live in New York now for an indefinite period of time. Down to meet over food!
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Angelo 🇵🇷
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Contrary capital let me use their NY co-working space a countless amount of times and when they came due for the bill, I asked to pay them back by speaking at their event. Anyway- new material in the works and happy to break my duck of tech talks only at Contrary NY.
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Join us for our first NYC Tech Talk of the year, featuring eng leads and founders from @ramp , @warpdotdev , @Railway , and Moment. Designed by eng for eng — each company will deliver live demos of their latest features for leading builders in NYC.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
New essay! I discuss: MMOs, meta, sandboxes and theme-parks, big tech product criticism Not to mention there's a certified ndneighbor OC meme in there
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
@Carnage4Life Dare, I expect better from you. Marital commitments should not be the punchline to your 100K+ follower base. Especially so, when a tweet like this could affect the GC approval process.
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Angelo 🇵🇷
5 months
Spotify real for this recommendation
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Angelo 🇵🇷
2 years
New job opening thanks to the growth in @Railway teams: ⚙️Build our Support Engineering team alongside me 🎚A rethink of cust. success/support eng. where solving problems doesn't only mean a happy customer, Railway is dramatically improved as a result. More below 🧵
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Angelo 🇵🇷
4 years
the byte users have spoken
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